Worst Ass-Kissing VP In The History Of Our Country


HE LIED FOR T-RUMP BIG TIME  —  He had no choice — he was  for four years closest to the whims and corruptions, demeanor, controversies and retributions T-RUMP destroyed people with. He was afraid of him.
The Controversy when he refused to do T-RUMPS bidding and claim election fraud  for which legally he had to tell the truth.  And some critics are and have been praising him.  I agree it took guts to go against T-RUMP who will destroy him.  But he did not have legal on his side — For that hints of a hanging on January 6th would have awakened the dead.

But, truth be told, he could not have done it regardless, and he knew it.  It would have started a Constitutional war and or a riot,  which it did, instability fighting on a high level like on the 6th, and he might have even be thrown out of the party.  So he did nothing which was the right thing  ( a new first) and T-RUMP wanted him hanged —  

And he has delusions as to leading the GOP in 2024 where the others running if T-RUMP goes to jail will slaughter him with prejudice, homophobia, abortion rights, evangelical nutcase, Jesus-ville USA  and a dozen other challenges including Dowdy Doo-Right his Evangelical Prejudiced wife.  

Furthermore, the act does not make up for all the lies and sycophantic bullsh*t  he praised his leader T-Rump with all the years in office.  the false and fake COVID czar routine he faked for T-RUMP — 

Go home to Indiana, retire or run for dog catcher,  Mike stay out of politics supporting and scamming all the T-RUMP failures and running the COVID committee that killed one million Americans.   It wasn’t COVID that killed them,  it was complicit Negligent Homocide.   And you were part of it— It was your job as the COVID Czar and you failed —  Horridly— 


🔘  (CNN)  Former Vice President and Sphincter Massager Mike Pence rebuked former President Donald Trump on Thursday night on the question of overturning the results of the 2020 presidential election.  Not really, he just didn’t do what T-RUMP wanted because he couldn’t —

🔘  Pence also said he will “  always be proud" of his role in affirming the election results on January 6 following a deadly riot of Trump supporters at the US Capitol.   OPINION — Mike , you really f*ked up four years and want recognition for an act that was not a choice but a violation of duty --  The former vice president's remarks at the, focused primarily on laying out a pro-Trump platform for a potential White House run of his own.  

🔘  But Pence also offered a harsh assessment of the former President's claims, in the days and weeks leading up to January 6,  about changing the results of the election during the official counting of electoral votes in Congress.
"The Constitution affords the vice president NO AUTHORITY to reject or return electoral votes submitted  to the Congress by the states," said Pence, contradicting Trump's claim at his January 6 rally that his vice president could "
do the right thing" and reject the vote count.  TRUTH

🔘  Without mentioning Trump by name, Pence said there are “ those in our party"  who believe that "any one person" could select the president.   “ Truth is, there is almost no idea more un-American than the notion that any one person could choose the American president," he said.  Trump continues to insist the election was stolen, and just this week told an interviewer that he “ never admitted defeat" and was "very disappointed that (Pence) didn't send it back to the legislatures.”   

🔘  By contrast, Pence acknowledged the “ disappointment" of defeat in 2020.  "Now, I understand the disappointment many feel about the last election,"  he said. “ I can relate. I was on the ballot. But you know, there's more at stake than our party and our political fortunes in this moment. If we lose faith in the Constitution, we won't just lose elections -- we'll lose our country.”  

🔘  TRUTH — It was the only clear break Pence made from the President he served loyally for four years —  his acolyte posture through thick and thin lies and tons of bullsh*t Pence kept his head right up T-RUMPS nether-land.   And whose mantle he'd like to take up for himself in the 2024 presidential race.  That goal is complicated by the open possibility Trump could run again himself, and the blame that Trump's most loyal supporters ascribe to Pence for failing to overturn the election. 

🔘  Pence's task is to distinguish himself from Trump when necessary while still aligning himself with the Trump administration achievements that are most popular with the Republican base.  Same old bullshit, same old, same old bullsh*t —

THE MAN IS SCARED ALMOST TO DEATH  —  January 6th came close — 

🔘  Call him what he is, he is still afraid of T-RUMP  — While Pence had largely avoided speaking about January 6 in April, his remarks on Thursday night attempted to address, however delicately, the false claims made by Trump.  But on all else, Pence appears to be hewing closely to Trump and a Republican Party made more in the 45th President's image.

🔘  Throughout his 45-minute speech, the Indiana Republican identified himself with Trump's agenda on issues such as immigration, border security, trade, China and public safety. He spoke proudly of the "Trump-Pence administration's" accomplishments in office, calling on Republicans to fuse their “ traditional conservative priorities"  with the "new pillars" of Trump's agenda.  — Accomplishments?  What the hell does he smoke?

🔘  He also tried to reconcile Trump with Ronald Reagan, the former Republican President and movement conservative whom Pence credits for persuading him to defect from the Democratic Party in his youth. 
Thats going over the line—  


🔘  "President Donald Trump is also ONE of a kind," Pence said. “  He too disrupted the status quo. He challenged the establishment.  He invigorated ( INSTIGATED - YOU MORON) our terrorism movement, and he set a bold new course for America in the 21st century.   (AND PEOPLE DIED )   And now, as then, there is no going back.”   We are screwed by T-RUMP now halfway to HITLER IDEOLOGY AND AUTHORITARIANISM —

We can’t go back, T-RUMP has destroyed everything we knew about our core values  —  and set us up for an authoritarianism government like Russia or China  —  A corrupt Congress, a corrupt Supreme Court, Social media allowing lies,  and no Newspapers that told and verified truth — The only thing that destroys truth is lies that morons believe and money —  

🔘  In his remarks, Pence directed plenty of criticism at Democrats, including President Joe Biden's record on immigration and his spending proposals. He went after the "myths of the left," criticizing cancel culture and efforts to “ defund the police." He also went after critical race theory's use in school curriculums -- a popular target of Republican governors and lawmakers across the country.  More Republican Lies and lies and lies — 

"Our party must ensure that critical race theory is expelled from our schools, our military and our public institutions," Pence said.  But beside taking a shot at Democrats for “ demeaning" the American founding, Pence offered a subtle warning for Republicans to remain what he referred to as the "last line of defense" for the Constitution.   "We must make it clear that the Republican Party will always defend the principles at the heart of our republic,” 

🔘  Pence said, before segueing into the defense of his actions on January 6, which he called a “ Dark day in the history of the United States Capitol.”   Good thing you ran, they might of hanged you — A friend, David wrote me,  “  He’s just another unqualified follower with no balls moron in the GOP who sh*t when T-RUMP  told him to,  and wound up being screwed by the boss, like others and if he is that stupid, and thinks he did well for the country maybe those jerkoffs on January 6TH should of hanged him, and done the nation a favor — 

The T-Rump Curse Came Home  —  

🔘  Just as many T-RUMP supporters found out, being a T-RUMP advocate is like tap dancing on  a condemned building ,  break dancing on thin ice or doing a hot dance maneuver like a slide on a minefield —  You will be used and when he screws things up you will be blamed and your career finished.   He has done this to many over the years,  hundreds, no one is sacred and I’m amazed no one has tried or succeeded in assassinating him. Better luck guys, he deserves it  —  
Like an abusive marriage the Pence era ended abruptly and dangerously close.  But being the “ ORTHODOX FORGIVING COWARD” he is, he still is a  flake and unfit for anything…

🔘  He could not command a coin changing machine in a laundromat, after all he botched cleaning up all there dirty laundry from T-RUMP. Some said the only way to separate him from T-RUMP was with a crowbar.  Former Vice President Mike Pence acknowledged on Thursday that he and former President Donald T-RUMP maintain starkly different views of the riot that unfolded at the US Capitol on January 6.   Speaking at a dinner hosted by the Hillsborough County Republican Committee in New Hampshire, the former vice president said he and Trump have spoken "many times" since leaving office

🔘  And he remains proud of their accomplishments.  But, Pence added, “ I don't know if we'll ever see eye to eye on that day.”    Your view with him is not of the eye — your head was at the other end — T-RUMP is more obsessed  with his own lies but playing the cards with his ignorant voters and GOP base idiots.  He  is brushing off allies who are telling him to move on and while Trump has repeatedly downplayed the insurrection and recently pressured Republican lawmakers not to support a bipartisan commission to probe the attack, Pence offered a somewhat different take during his Thursday appearance in New Hampshire, which comes as the former vice president weighs a White House bid of his own in 2024. 

🔘  Pence was rushed out of the Senate chamber as rioters calling for his death stormed the halls of Congress on January 6, while Trump remained at the White House watching the insurrection unfurl, like normal folks on the couch with popcorn —   

🔘  The two men did not speak for several days after the attack and have since gone their separate ways -- including on Inauguration Day for President Joe Biden, when Pence remained in Washington to attend Biden's swearing-in ceremony and Trump left for Florida before it began. 

🔘  He's also, according to The New York Times' Maggie Haberman, "trashing Pence to various people, and to RNC donors, for not exceeding his legal authority that day, growing louder after Pence's book deal was announced." Pence signed a multi-million dollar, two-book deal in April.


🔘  What Trump has done is make acknowledging the truth of what happened on January 6 -- and his role in it -- a sort of loyalty test for ambitious Republicans.    Tell the truth about that day and run the risk of becoming the next Liz Cheney, run out of her Republican leadership job.  Lie about that day -- or try to downplay the actual danger the riot posed to lawmakers -- and keep your job la Kevin McCarthy. 
Pence appears to be putting himself, purposely, in the former category. Which is a very interesting gambit given that there is, to date, zero evidence that Republicans who break with Trump on January 6 have any sort of political future within the Party.

🔘  After all, the Republican base -- or at least a majority of it -- are convinced that Trump's lies about the election are true.    We call that normal for a bunch of ignorant idiots and schmucks, accept it they are just gullible and stupid, but never forget they are dangerous, and have guns and supported January 6th .
* Fully 53% of Republicans in the poll said that Donald Trump was the "true" president, while 47% said Joe Biden, who is the actual president.   * Another 56% of Republicans say that the results of the 2020 election were "the result of illegal voting or election rigging.” 

🔘  * More than 6 in 10 GOP schmucks either "strongly" (39%) or "somewhat" (22%) agreed with the statement that the 2020 election “ was stolen from Donald T-RUMP."  Base voters tend to have an outsized say in choosing the presidential nominee. And base Republican voters -- at least to date --- believe that Trump had the election stolen from him. And Trump, with the willing complicity of lots of Republican leaders in Congress, is trying to rewrite what happened on January 6.  

The “ T-Rump Curse” —
 Result: as many who got within five feet of T-RUMP have contracted this horrible disease of which there is no cure.  You just fade away or commit Seppuku.  He joins many of Donald’s cabinet who stepped in the limelight but never noticed the quicksand under their shoes…

🔘  WASHINGTON — For Vice President Mike Pence, the moment of truth had arrived. After three years and 11 months of navigating the treacherous waters of President Trump’s ego, after all the tongue-biting, pride-swallowing moments where he employed strategic silence or fluid flattery ( verbal diarrhea) to stay in his boss’s good graces, there he was being cursed by the president. 

🔘  He will now go into hiding for six months to pray and hide his wounds… well, he’s back and few care… and a disaster.     Anyone out there needing a great sycophant and yes man just contact him, he’s available and so is his wife, “ Dowdy” who is always at his side…  Does she not trust him…(?)

Pence’s New Crock Of Poo-Poo  —  🔘  Former Vice President Mike Pence announced the launch of a new political advocacy group, “  Advancing American Freedom,” a move designed with an eye to his political future and his efforts to help shape the conversation around the T-RUMP administration’s legacy. 


Third grade imbecile level propoganda from a moron with no balls .   Who writes this 1812 overture sh*t for him, he’s ancient,  never addressing his issues just feelgood bullshit, he has no sense of reality.


The group’s stated goal is to “ Promote the pro-freedom policies of the last four years that created unprecedented prosperity at home and restored respect for America abroad, to defend those policies from liberal attacks and media distortions, and to prevent the radical Left from enacting its policy agenda that would threaten America's freedoms," according to a statement from the group.

SIDEBAR   —  Pence, who is widely reported to have presidential ambitions, has largely remained below the radar since leaving office in January after the last tumultuous month of the Trump administration.  He penned an op-ed for the conservative publication The Daily Signal in March decrying a sweeping, Democratic-led voting rights bill that was later passed by the House but faces an uncertain path forward in the Senate.  

🔘   In the op-ed, Pence expressed concern about “the integrity of the 2020 election," citing "significant" and "troubling" voting irregularities. Still he lies and defends, signs of a coward — 

🔘   His Religious convictions are pure Political Kabuki Theatre.  He talks the talk out loud for his fake Evangelical friends and is as we say in American theatre “ He is so full of it — one dump could displace Rhode Island in to the ocean.

🔘  It comes as top Trump aide Stephen Miller has also launched a new legal advocacy group, America First Legal, which he described in an interview with the Wall Street Journal as "a conservative answer to the ACLU.”  That's the Gestapo helping with the Jewish problem — T-RUMP personally praised Miller in a statement Wednesday, encouraging “ All America First patriots to  get behind America First Legal.”  A Suspected NAZI anti-immigrant party.

🔘  To Pence: “You can either go down in history as a patriot,” Mr. T-RUMP told him, according to two people briefed on the conversation, or you can go down in history as a pussy.”    Coming from a Scumbag, like T-RUMP  the use of the word “ Pussy”  was appropriate and acceptable for the eloquent speaking T-Rump who prefers porno pussy to his wife  — who sleeps elsewhere — 

🔘  Hang Mike Pence  —  The blowup between the nation’s two highest elected officials then played out in dramatic fashion as the president publicly excoriated the vice president at an incendiary rally and sent agitated supporters to the Capitol where they stormed the building — some of them chanting “Hang Mike Pence.”
Evacuated to the basement, Mr. Pence huddled for four hours while Mr. T-RUMP tweeted out an attack on him rather than call to check on his safety.  It was an extraordinary rupture of a partnership that had survived too many challenges to count.

🔘  How do you blame mIke Pence for taking a stand and doing nothing, his entire career is based on doing nothing and accomplishing nothing and the other thing he supported was T-RUMPS sphincter muscles, now thats using his head.  Not everyone gave Mr. Pence much credit, arguing that he should hardly be lionized for following the Constitution and maintaining that his deference to the president for nearly four years enabled Mr. Trump’s assault on democracy in the first place.

🔘  Mr. T-RUMP - Dumb OK as dumb as a lump of coal, the people he screwed with promises he never kept — He came into office with no real understanding of how his predecessors had handled relationships with their running mates.   In the early days, when it became clear that there would be no organizational chart or formal decision-making process, Mr. Pence made himself a regular presence in the Oval Office, simply showing up with no agenda, often walking into a policy discussion for which he had received no briefing materials.

He arrived in the West Wing each morning, received an update about when the president was coming down from the residence and then simply stationed himself in the Oval Office for most of the day. He was almost never formally invited to anything and his name was rarely on official meeting manifests.   But he was almost always around. LIKE A PUPPY DOG!

🔘   If  T-RUMP was impeached, resigned, quit, or run out of town by vigilantes and hanged, the successor would be VP Mike Pence who couldn’t run a coin laundry with self-service coin changers.  It had occurred to me…Oh my god…what a thought, we’re finished, the greatest atonement excuser, secondary liar,  butt-kisser and backup pure bullsh*t distributor with a devout Christian Evangelical Nutcase Aura surrounding him stinks like gas passing in a small elevator.

🔘  The only reason T-RUMP chose Pence was he is involved with the Evangelical Voter Herd, in street language a brain-washed bunch of Jesus Freaks with some weird beliefs and actually a large part of the GOP base. The only ones who veminently supported  T-RUMP…  T-RUMP used him and he capitulated with T-RUMP —  Before T-RUMP hung him out to dry and blamed him for not being re-elected, he says with a straight face his adoration for the lowest scumbag ever elected to a high office by cheating and lieing.  Donald lies and Pence supports it… just as guilty.

🔘  Those who profess too much their devoutness are some of the biggest liars in the world.  They have either something to hide, a past experience so heinous it must be white-washed, or guilt from again some previous action in their past like infidelity which rings my alarms because of his statements about not being alone with another woman.

🔘  Vice President Pence has responded vehemently to criticism ( they are the religious bigoted types ) surrounding his wife’s decision to teach at a private school that seeks to exclude homosexual and transgender students and staff members.   “ My wife and I have been in the public eye for quite a while, we’re used to the criticism,” Pence said in an interview with Eternal Word Television Network. “ But I have to tell you, to see major news organizations attacking Christian education, is deeply offensive to us.”   Not the education part ,just the lies and AKA calling it brain washing and subjugation.

🔘  Thats the Balance of power affecting Church Vs State—  When you take the oath of office to defend the Constitution, Our Constitution comes first against enemies both foreign and domestic, then comes family and religion.   If you place religion first, don’t take the job, you don’t belong there.   You belong babbling and bullshitting others in a church,  not in a political office where you support the Constitution and the laws of our nation.  Judge law, the Church's job is to judge morality  — Thats the Balance of power affecting Church Vs State—   

🔘  If they had hung Pence that day,  no one knows what the repercussions would have been  —  


Former Vice President Mike Pence Flees to Indiana  —

Pence said he and his family will move back to Indiana, where he served as a lousy homophobic Evangelical governor before becoming an acolyte kissing ass Vice President.  Referred to often as a “ Sycophant with no balls of his own” — 

After attending the Inauguration Day ceremonies for President Joe Biden and Pence’s successor, Vice President Kamala Harris — and notably not attending the sendoff for President Donald T-RUMP,  Pence and his family flew from Washington, DC, back to Indiana.

Indiana, was a great state, till Pence served as their anti-LBGT governor from 2013 until 2017 and then headed to the White House.  Bringing his fake Evangelical crowd with him.  Some felt he has no balls for the job and some felt if he did, the press would remove them — 

The family landed at Columbus Municipal Airport around 2 p.m. local time Wednesday to a roaring crowd of 47 people.  The Taco Lunch truck ( late as usual )  had a bigger crowd and the people seemed happy — with their Tacos.   

“ He and Karen are going to take some time to think about and pray on what their next steps are,”    Better pray hard, real hard,  good news is Burger King is hiring — but not for too long.   And your calls may be blocked as spam  —  We heard that  Jesus blocked your phone number calling it a scam risk.  Pass the hot sauce please!

Note:  ”Serving as your vice president was the greatest honor of our life,” Pence said after landing in Indiana. “  But now that that season of service has come to an end, we just had to come home.”   And have some delicious hot tacos — 

ED -  Possibility of being assassinated or Fear of hanging in Washington by T-RUMP supporters will do that to you.  He should not go back if he fears for his life —   Dragging ones tail between his legs is not a celebratory return. T-RUMPS rioters were willing to kill or harm him and Pelosi during the attack on the capitol.  

He gave T-RUMP four years of the most incredible high end butt-kissing I have ever heard,  a colossal day after day verbal blow-job, and the ongoing joke was how do you get Pence off Donald’s back — use a crowbar and WD-40. 

Never said a word about being T-RUMPS target for failure --   and the Proud boys might have killed him… Him and Dowdy do-right, his prejudiced racist and homophobic wife  can go flip burgers, the only run he’ll make in the future is for his life… politically T-RUMP killed him —    

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