Marion Gordon “Pat” Robertson  was born March 22, 1930 and is an American media mogul, executive chairman, politician, televangelist and former Southern Baptist minister who advocates a conservative Christian ideology. He serves as chancellor and CEO of Regent University and chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network.

In our estimation he is a sick individual who should be eliminated from the earth.   On Robertson’s own account, he was not a serious Christian until he underwent personal difficulty. He graduated near the top of his class at Yale Law School in 1955, but failed the New York bar exam. Failing the bar cost Robertson opportunities at post-graduate employment, and in the ensuing months of what he later described as disappointment, embarrassment, and unemployment, he converted to Christianity and began a career as a minister.   From lawyer to minister, that explains a few things.  Like simple corrupt to super corrupt.

Spanning over five decades, Robertson has a career as the founder of several major organizations and corporations as well as a university: The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), the International Family Entertainment Inc. and a whole bunch of other stuff.

He is a best-selling author and the host of The 700 Club, a Christian News and TV program broadcast live weekdays on Freeform (formerly ABC Family) via satellite from CBN studios, as well as on channels throughout the United States, and on CBN network affiliates worldwide.

The son of US Senator A. Willis Robertson, Robertson was a Southern Baptist and was active as an ordained minister with that denomination for many years, but holds to a charismatic theology not traditionally common among Southern Baptists.

He unsuccessfully campaigned to become the Republican Party’s nominee in the 1988 presidential election.  As a result of his seeking political office, he no longer serves in an official role for any church. His personal influence and media and financial resources make him a recognized, influential, and controversial public voice for conservative Christianity in the United States.  A solid bunch of believers and acolytes.

As far as deviated scumbags go who rob good Christian folks Pat Robertson comes in a very distant second, with a still-hefty net worth of $100 million. His biggest claims to fame are the Christian Broadcasting Network, which operates out of Virginia, and an unsuccessful Presidential bid in the 1980s.  So much for the idea there is a separation of Church and State so well defined in the constitution.  He does claim a few things in his daily constipated rhetoric:

  • He is God’s representative on earth.  He’ll tell you, he covers for Jesus Mon-Friday
  • Blood Diamond Expert — He didn’t tell you he dealt with death merchants like Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor who is a former Liberian politician and convicted war criminal who served as the 22nd President of Liberia from 2 August 1997 until his resignation on 11 August 2003, due to the Second Liberian Civil War and growing international pressure.
  • Horse Racer —  Really has a nice stable of prime race horses
  • Exalted holder of God’s cellphone number… He and Benny Hinn, Paul Crouch,  claim the had God’s cellphone number I think it is AC (000)666-1212,  he just learned text messaging, no more burning bushes.
  • Grand Mufti of The American Christian Taliban and Al Qaeda (Again Charles Taylor connection) Recognized as the number one ASSAHOLA AYATOLLAH of Christian Benevolence 

He Is a Liar, Fraud,  Crook and Deals with Blood Diamonds — 

A documentary scheduled to debut Friday at the Toronto International Film Festival shines a new spotlight on old allegations that televangelist Pat Robertson used money, intended for refugees in Africa, for his own diamond-mining venture. 

"Mission Congo," directed by Lara Zizic and David Turner, was largely inspired by the reporting of journalist Bill Sizemore, who has covered Robertson extensively over the years and uncovered issues with the legitimacy of his nonprofit organization, Operation Blessing International, in the 1990s. 

Following the Rwandan genocide, Robertson encouraged viewers of the Christian Broadcasting Network's "The 700 Club" to donate money to Operation Blessing. He said the organization would be helping the many refugees who'd made their way into Zaire (now the Democratic Republic of the Congo).

But pilots who worked for the organization have claimed that instead of transporting aid, cargo planes were often used to haul equipment for Robertson-backed diamond mining that was going on hundreds of miles away. 

In a 2008 article for the Virginia Quarterly Review, Sizemore recalled that one of the pilots had kept notes on some of his trips. During a flight where Robertson was a passenger, one of those notes read, "Prayed for diamonds." 

The documentary's directors reached out to the pilots and told them their story needed to be told on film. According to a press release for the movie, Zizic and Turner are hoping to draw more attention to what they say was an under-reported scandal. 

“Sometimes a story hits you so profoundly that you simply have to act," the directors said in the release. "We were researching a fiction script when we came across an article mentioning Robertson's dual activities in Congo. We felt that these activities, and implied level of deception, were unfathomable on so many levels that we had to find out more. How could something like this happen? Why was there not more coverage in the media? How did he get away with it? If it happened then, is it still happening now?” 


TERRY MEEUWSEN: Miss America and Personal Shill To Pat Robertson  —  Terry Meeuwsen was born and raised in the Green Bay area of Wisconsin, where she grew up the oldest of four siblings.  Gifted from a young age, Terry developed her God-given vocal talent, eventually joining the New Christy Minstrels for two years before turning her attention to a larger stage.  Terry was crowned Miss America 1973 and she used her new platform to share her faith. A very pretty lady but still a shill… liar, acolyte and sycophant —  

Winning the Miss America crown helped Terry launch a career in broadcasting that would ultimately bring her to the Christian Broadcasting Network. Since 1993, Terry has been the warm, engaging personality greeting The 700 Club guests on weekday mornings. 

Serving as co-host with Pat and Gordon Robertson, the trio has shared the love of God with millions of viewers from the CBN studios in Virginia Beach, VA over the last 23 years.   And gleaned enough money for herself and her rich boss.

What a Crock Of Horse Poop  —  We all know Pat Robertson can be completely off his beam, and even Scotty of Star Trek fame couldn’t beam this jerk down, but today on his program “ The 700 Club”, he ventured into the realm of downright cruelty. An elderly woman, clearly on a very tight fixed income, wrote in for advice on what to do about her money woes. 

His response is absolutely brutal.  His shill Terry Meeuwsen,  read the woman’s letter as she is the shill of the show - The full time Tonto of the Hi-Yo give me your Silver Team, he lies, she swears to it.  So be it and it happened

 “My husband and I are in our 80s and have been tithing for many years. We both love the Lord and give willingly and our tithe is over 10 percent. I praise Him and thank Him for our blessings. I declare that this is our time of prosperity, but we never have an extra penny after our bills are paid.  

Our old car just broke down and we had to borrow money to fix it. We both need dental work, but we can’t afford it. I constantly have to use our credit card to pay for medical needs. I speak the verse about “ Give and it will be given to you." We have no unforgiveness in our lives. What could we be doing wrong? - Audrey

Pat Robertson Sprecinzee Shitwenzee…His Answer — Ask God to show you some ways of making money. There are many ways of making money, even at 80 years old.  You know, you can get on the telephone, people are hiring. There are all kinds of things you can do. For example, you may have a bunch of junk lying around in your garage that you can sell on eBay, and get some money that way.

There are many, many ways of making money. And you’re looking at the downside of all the bills you’ve got instead of saying, ‘God, I’ve been faithful to you. Now, I claim my blessing, and I ask you to open the windows of heaven and pour me out a blessing.  Show me what you’re going to do, show me how I can move into blessing.’ So, just ask him. He'll give you some concepts. Your mind will open up.  

👺SIDEBAR: DEAR AUDREY - You read/heard that right.  Anyone with a ounce of morality and kindness  would have immediately told this woman that tithing at this point in this aged couple’s life has come to a necessary end.  

 I feel for you, you have been conned by one of the best —  you are naive, you believed God is a bank, the prosperity scam bullsh*t,  they took your money and then you were lied to — 

It happens everyday on the Pat Robertson show featuring his cohort, this lieing bitch Terry and his social endorser — they both should be thrown in a jail in Rwanda for what they stole from those people — When better horseshit is made up we’ll replace Pat, but so far he is in the lead for jerkoffs replacing Paul Crouch who is now dead, and in form working for Mr Mestopheles now and a force to be re-connected with Benny Hinn, the glamour douchbag liar.


From The American Ayatollah  — To The Supreme F*ck-Anointed Bullshitter

Note — Our headline does not care who is who in the picture, as both are frauds  —  

In fact, a reasonable person holding a responsible position at a church might even ask if there is anything the church might be able to do to help.  

Perhaps dipping into the tithing basket to provide comfort to a fellow congregant in dire straits would please the Lord.

But no, this money grubbing mental bullshitter and false prophet scammer has been on the take for so long, it obviously didn’t even cross his mind that a religious institution might look into its heart instead of someone else’s wallet. 

Wouldn’t the very philosophy of Christianity dictate that the least fortunate among the flock should not be put in a position to sacrifice medical attention or to keep the lights on for the sake of a tithe basket?   I’m sure Pat didn’t give it another thought as his driver drove him home to the mansion, his race horses and his blood diamonds.

Editor:  Dear Audrey: Did you ever get a receipt from the Lord?  That tells you this crook kept all your tithes and bought a half million dollar race horse with it. Just imagine how much better your life would have been had you not been taken advantage of by this man and the other religious scumbags who robbed the innocents like you. 

How better folks in you immediate neighborhood would of been helped by small donations to the poor fund.  Someone might be starving but this scumbag is racing his horse. Or flying in his private executive plane, or living in his expensive houses.  You were fooled by the devil.  Frankly this man true to his cause is full of horseshit.

Mac And Cheese For Blacks Fruit-Cake For Christians…
On the TV pay for prayer network, the 700 Club, frequented by the often crazed, spiritual leader Robertson who should have been sent to God a long time ago blew the doors off Mac and Cheese. The very homophobic, prejudiced  and certified lunatic Pat Robertson discovered that Mac and Cheese is popular with blacks at Thanksgiving.

One of the shills, a  gal who schmoozes with him (paid ass-kisser) Kristi Watts’ interviewed Condoleezza Rice. Rice said her favorite Thanksgiving food is Mac 'n' Cheese.  Pat Robertson hears this and is stunned. He makes a  shocking statement of awareness that Kristi and Condoleezza are both Black.   "What is this Mac 'n' Cheese? Is that a black thing?" It is!  Sure, it grows on trees in Africa.  QUESTION:  DO NORMAL PEOPLE SEND THIS CRETAN MONEY?

Just like giving fruit cakes at Christmas, (the single most hated gift ever invented) some dietary traditions are regional, some traditional, and Mac 'n' Cheese is definitely a Southern thing.   Fruitcakes though, are universally demo-graphed.   It is the most re-gifted item during the holidays.  

Fruit cakes are a universally hated gift by most adults and they make children throw up.  I speak from experience, they make me gag today. I am serious on that note, not even joking, I get nausea from even being near a fruitcake.  I should of taken the ones I got and sent them to Pat Robertson, thus send a fruitcake to a fruitcake. 

Mac and Cheese is cheap and addictive to children just like Mountain Dew is addictive to Appalachian children. A recent survey indicated Mountain Dew has the highest sugar content of all the drinks tested and if you wonder where all the Appalachia children’s teeth have gone, National Geographic, I believe did a special on this subject featuring a Dentist who travels there in a motor home since Dentists are not that popular in that region and many kids have never seen one. 

But really one does not have to write about Pat Robertson. His own words are perfection when it comes to expounding all the bad things religion and religious fakirs are all about. Good things seem to go un-noticed. He truly is underwhelming and in a close race with Michelle Bachmann, Sara Palin and the other religious fakirs who are also underwhelming for the Newman, thats the Alfred E. Newman Award for the year.




Whenever this demented idiot opens his mouth in response to one of his converts,  ignorance and hatred comes flying out the cave mouth faster than bats at sundown.  I could devote an entire website to the crap he goes with to all extremes of stupidity and drops it on his followers who are currently in a tight spelling bee contest against rocks and are loosing.

On his Christian Broadcasting Network Program, back in 2013 on the 700 Club, Robertson’s Terry Meeuwsen, his co-anchor, fellow scumbagess, to the news Oman and Fatwah pusher.  Thats sort of “HO-LIE” Christian togetherness, if you and I agree, thats two of us, they’ll believe it,  kind of horseshit he spiels.   

Winning Question…
She reads a question from a viewer wondering if it was wrong for her church not to inform her that a man she was driving to worship services is dying of AIDS.

The Ayatollah Assahola Pat Answers…
“What to say if you’re driving an elderly man whose got AIDS?   Don’t have sex with them,” Robertson said, “unless there’s a cut or some bodily fluid transmission, I think you’re not going to catch it.”   That was ugly enough, but what came next will go down as one of the ugliest charges he has ever made against gay people, and that is saying something.

There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS.

You know what they do in San Francisco, some in the gay community there they want to get people so if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger. Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.

In Meeuwsen's defense, you could tell she was trying to save him from himself, but to no avail. The CBN, recognizing just how outrageous this was even for an idiot of Pat's caliber, edited out the offensive moment when they posted the on their website.

Clearly the CBN is ashamed of some of the stuff that Robertson spouts, otherwise they wouldn't have tampered with the evidence. The question is, what does this dangerous bigot have to say that would finally get him fired from the network? From his track record, a doubt there is any line which they won't let him cross, so long as they think they can just edit it out and pretend it never existed. 

They sure don’t seem to know much about 

how the internet works. It went viral.


SIDEBAR— Donald the Dork T-RUMP vs. PAT “The Fraud” Robertson…
This statement alone pushed him ahead of  Donald the T-Rump in the Idiot of the Year standings and two additional points for the Alfred E. Newman award.  It almost forced us to create a duplicate Ass-Hole of the year award as they were both front runners.  No fear Donald will make a strategic comeback.  And how well he did.

Some folks not used to his stupidity and humor, and still living in caves couldn't believe Pat Robertson never heard of Mac 'n' Cheese at all.  Elmer Fuddnick of Paducah commented, "Why thats Un-American!”  

Pat Robertson is dangerous because of his network. He teaches the charismatic false doctrines and has led millions astray into the charismatic movement. He is an ecumenical leader and has been a leader in compelling believers in supporting a false religion (Babylonian Talmudic Judaism, shares with a few other nutcases mentioned here),  He is also a GOP stooge and a New World Order Gangster.  

With his 1991 best-selling book, (Christian evangelicals will buy anything as long a Jesus is the hero)  “The New World Order”, he became the most prominent Christian creator of conspiracy theories about recent American history, to jump on the subject and promptly fell off the other side of the horse.  He has his critics both in the evangelical and financial arenas. They as usual lambasted him. He deserved it. Read about false prophets in Exodus.  

“Pat the Prophet”, sees it as a theater in which Wall Street, the Federal Reserve System, Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberg Group, and Trilateral Commission control the flow of events from behind the scenes, greasing the path covertly in the direction of world government for the Antichrist. 

I see him and his theories as an off the wall nut-case. He is what we call self-inflicted with his own rhetoric, he actually believes himself.  Quoting Albert Einstein:  Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. In his case, he gets the same result, so he thinks he’s right. Really gets the right wing going. Now we add the really heavy fuel to the fire,  Deutronium 269, the fuel used by Will Robinson’s Space Ship. 

In the 2012 Election - God's Message to Pat Robertson: "Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority -- it's a radical view of the future of this country, and so that's why we're having this division. 

This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there's no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.”  They prayed and four years later the Supreme Scumbag of all time Donald J. Trump rose to the presidency.  Must of prayed to the devil...

Our On Scene Editor - Orang-A-Tang Wrote…

I did answer his call to prayer and "Wished the fleas of a Thousand Rabid Camels to infest his armpits”.  Then he can run around scratching and pretending to be the mental monkey he really is.  His thoughts and actions in some cases reflect a monumental throwback in species development. Here are some of his other crazy statements...


Wives Who Fail To Properly Obey Their Husbands  —  On another broadcast of Robertson’s television show "The 700 Club," he answered a question from a viewer named Michael about how to repair his marriage to a woman who “ has no respect for me as the head of the house."  Robertson's response: "Well, you could become a Muslim and you could beat her."

Bizarrely, this comment elicited laughter from Terry Meeuwsen, Robertson’s co-host, personal agree-er and female flunky.  Unfortunately, Robertson didn’t stop there and came out with this jewel surely serving to win the women's vote and support.  

"I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her."  He also called the woman a "rebellious child" who doesn't want to "submit to any authority." However, since the Scripture doesn't allow for divorce, Robertson urged the husband to "move to Saudi Arabia," where, ostensibly, beating the woman would be permissible.

Birds Of A Feather — Robertson is not just a fringe character, he does take a political stance and during the election of 2012 he spent time with Romney after Mitt closed a day of campaigning in Virginia. A meeting with televangelist Pat Robertson and Mitt Romney, wow, that should set new records in religious diversity. 

The Supreme Court  —  "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court.”

 Nazi’s And Liberal America  —  Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the Evangelical Christians.  It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history”.

Gay Days At Disney In Orlando  —  I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.” 

The Women’s Agenda  —  The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

BEING Married  —  "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.

Dover, Pennsylvania Voted To Boot The Current School Board  — Because the voted not to preach creationism over science in their schools. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover:  If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city.   And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there.”  

God was certainly not in your idiot reply Pat … You are a Moron…

Israeli Prime Minister Sharon After He Suffered A Stroke  — God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says, ’ This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.’” 

The State Department  — “Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up”.  

Assassination Of Hugo Sanchez  —  "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It’s a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.”

Haitian Earthquake  —  "It may be a blessing in disguise. … Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." 




Robertson is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) Inc., and founder of International Family Entertainment Inc., Regent University, Operation Blessing International Relief and Development Corporation, American Center for Law and Justice, The Flying Hospital, Inc. and several other organizations and broadcast entities. Robertson was the founder and co-chairman of International Family Entertainment Inc. (IFE).  

Formed in 1990, IFE produced and distributed family entertainment and information programming worldwide. IFE's principal business was The Family Channel, a satellite delivered cable-television network with 63 million U.S. subscribers. IFE, a publicly held company listed on the New York Stock Exchange, was sold in 1997 to Fox Kids Worldwide, Inc. for $1.9 billion, whereupon it was renamed Fox Family Channel. Disney acquired FFC in 2001 and its name was changed again, to ABC Family.

Robertson is a global businessman with media holdings in Asia, the United Kingdom, and Africa. He struck a deal with Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania-based General Nutrition Center to produce and market a weight-loss shake he created and promoted on The 700 Club.

In 1999, Robertson entered into a joint venture with the Bank of Scotland to provide financial services in the United States. However, the move was met with criticism in the UK due to Robertson's views on homosexuality. Robertson commented that “In Europe, the big word is tolerance. You tolerate everything. Homosexuals are riding high in the media ... And in Scotland, you can’t believe how strong the homosexuals are." 

Shortly afterward, the Bank of Scotland canceled the venture.  Robertson’s extensive business interests have earned him a net worth estimated between $200 million and $1 billion.  Though he thinks he is Jesus’s brother he is not, he is a shrewd copious, rich businessman who claims he has the Lords personal telephone number.  

Likes Horses, Fellow Scumbags, Diamonds  — A fan of Thoroughbred horse racing, Robertson paid $520,000 for a colt he named Mr. Pat.  Trained by John Kimmel, Mr. Pat was not a successful runner. He was nominated for, but did not run in, the 2000 Kentucky Derby.  

According to a June 2, 1999, article in The Virginian-Pilot, Robertson had extensive business dealings with Liberian president Charles Taylor. According to the article, Taylor gave Robertson the rights to mine for diamonds in Liberia’s mineral-rich countryside. They are called Blood Diamonds, not because of color, but blood shed over them, they are a curse…

According to two Operation Blessing pilots who reported this incident to the state of Virginia for investigation in 1994, Robertson used his Operation Blessing planes to haul diamond-mining equipment to Robertson’s mines in Liberia, despite the fact that Robertson was telling his 700 Club viewers that the planes were sending relief supplies to the victims of the genocide in Rwanda. 

Diamond Merchant Partner, International Criminal
In response to Taylor's alleged crimes against humanity, the United States Congress passed a bill In November 2003 that offered two million dollars for his capture. Robertson accused President George W. Bush of "undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels to take over the country." At the time Taylor was harboring Al Qaeda operatives who were funding their operations through the illegal diamond trade.

On February 4, 2010, at his war crimes trial in the Hague, Taylor testified that Robertson was his main political ally in the U.S., and that he had volunteered to make Liberia's case before U.S. administration officials in exchange for concessions to Robertson's Freedom Gold, Ltd., to which Taylor gave a contract to mine gold in southeast Liberia.

In 2010, a spokesman for Robertson said that the company’s arrangements — in which the Liberian government got a 10 percent equity interest in the company and Liberians could purchase at least 15 percent of the shares after the exploration period — were similar to many American companies doing business in Africa at the time.




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