The Alfred E. Newman Awards for 2010  are devoted to and recognizing those who did little for the country except tear it apart and prove Cranial-Rectal Dyslexia did exist even in 2010 and unfortunately several of these scumbags and scumbirds are still around, stupid and as dumb as ever. Much of what was written here came from the policy I have of never letting anything out of my sight.  She was  a piece of work then and now.

It is also given for Political and Corporate movements of great distinction some which needed to be flushed twice.  Though the competition was fierce, one eventually rose to the top by quitting

Falling from grace after suckering millions in fees and pledges and even FOX news can't stand her anymore, we had a winner.   Sorry, other A-Holes like Michelle Bachmann didn't measure up to the Cunning Linguist Sarah Palin is and was.

  2010 Winner  SARAH PALIN  —  

HER MANTRA  —  If you can't say something smart written by someone else, keep quiet because your stupidity and babbling ignorance will flow forth in bathtubs full of basically unstructured drivel spiced with yups and yips and the profound rebel "by-crackies".  And now add the stamp of the endorsement and the shooting map. 

Her critics described her as a Fxxxxng,  Mxxon, Duxxxass, Dipxxxx, Imxxxxxx, Dxxx and thats a fact jack.  

She is one beautiful woman, her aspirations to become a model show in her good well cared for looks, her smile, her hair, her poised or is it posed walk and those wonderful Bancroft glasses.  It's a look that captivated the likes of us all during the Presidential elections. We went wild and thought McCain was a genius and his handlers had made the score of the elections.  As the gentleman who got caught robbing the bank, we sure were fooled.

Two years later she is a brand.  The speed of light is so much faster than the speed of sound, her words got there after the blinding light.  The Palin Brand and like so many products that hit the market,  they rise and then they fall.  In her case she sank to new lows but managed to drag a lot of bounty for herself trading it for lies and bullsh*t.

In fact after he introduced her Joe Lieberman has vanished from the political scene.

So I decided that since she is the loudest voice, the most controversial off the wall personality, and possibly smart only when it comes to her survival, she truly deserved her own section. Simple, her brand grew and the foopahs grew deserving more space.  It was then I saw the light and created a new word for my controversial truth search. After all, "The lady doth protest too much!"   She COMPLAINS, we jiggled the letters and you got PALIN MOCS…how true, start here for the whole  story…

PRE-DISASTER  —  Occasionally working backstage during a political campaign is a chance to see what really goes on during the war of words, unexplainable phrases, and scads and scads of spin, it’s enough to make a Whirling Dervish dizzy.    By the luck of the drawer, and the fact I live in Tampa Bay, I wound up following her Florida circuit and I was both possessed and fascinated by Sarah Palin.  

We drove from Tampa to Orlando, West Palm and the official Republican Stop, the Village's, a huge manufactured home community (75,000 houses) designed for REPUBLICAN devout pathetic senior voters that offers thirty-three golf courses and lots of entertainment.   As long as it is Republican, you are a Republican and Republican Golf balls only may be used. Those are the ones with built in Mulligans and GPS homing devices.     Failure to do so means expulsion and getting your car keyed, and tire tracks on your lawn during the KKK meetings.

The crowd living there rarely gets anything from the outside.  Book signing as long as it is anti-Democrat, certified by the RNCP (Republican National Communist Party) and easy applauding crowds.   As long as you live there and are a Republican. just cheer and smile for anything they tell you but beware If you are a Democrat and have an Obama sticker on your car , your car will get keyed and your house egged.  

This is because the villages are owned by one of the largest supporters of the Republican party.  Eventually when the earth gets destroyed by a large asteroid,  or attacked from outer space there is so much negative karma there, it would make a perfect target.  We encouraged the Romullions and the Klingons to consider the Villages, offering it as a first strike target.

AWESTRUCK BY PALIN, WHO ME?  —  I got to be honest, I was awestruck at first. For her age and five kids she was drop dead gorgeous. Hollywood looks, her vibrant personality, and those sexy designer Bancroft trendy glasses,  I really do not know how it affected others, but it worked for me.  For about two minutes, I thought I had met a Goddess, and then she opened her mouth. 

Besides the beautiful teeth, the screeching of chalk on the blackboard is the only way I would describe her combined with a rhetoric of complaint’s.  All she does is complain, no answers, no solutions, just pick, pick, pick, bitch, bitch, bitch. Any normal human easily would pick her over Ron Paul, no contest, as long as they issued earphones. 

Ron Paul has ideas, mostly bad and political Sarah Palin has looks.  That appeals to a lot of folks who judge based on that factor alone.  But, if you dissect her words, you find a  person so self-enamored she is happy saying anything, no matter how stupid just to get attention.

DO NOT CONFUSE HOCKEY MOM WITH A FEMALE PIT BULL - BITCH  —  Don't get the wrong idea that this is not a love story.  She is one of the sharpest, most manipulative, and self sufficient individuals on the planet.  The Republicans thought they knew her but she is most of all a survivor, opportunist and a lot smarter con than some of them.  Her only problem is she's not intelligent, shoots from the hip, has bad writers on her level and handlers from the Beverly Hillbillies, and she pays no attention to them either. 

She gets into something and it backfires. Like Marjuana. June 18, 2010, Palin calls marijuana use by adults a "minimal problem".  When you have nothing to say that's intelligent, you say nothing and dodge the bullet.

In an appearance on Fox Business  Sarah Palin expressed a somewhat lenient view on the enforcement of marijuana laws. "I'm not for the legalization of pot," said Palin. But "if somebody's going to smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at...."  I guess the billions we spend on drug enforcement mean nothing.

THE WORST CAMPAIGNS IN HISTORY  —  They got killed in the election, her smart remarks got her notoriety, and the publics eye.  And as things went on,  she grew but not with the voters they needed.   She played the far right too far and it started to become a 180 degree course and eventually a circle.  In this whole facade we called an election, she came out on top, winning the big dollars for now.  She walked around McCain without even a fight. 

The crowds, admittedly pro right wingers Republican, all these speeches are nothing but preaching to the choir to get them excited, and she did.  The chants were Sarah! Sarah!.  The loved her and who was that guy on the stand next to her.

Anal- Lists,  and Monday morning quarterbacks credited McCains loss to one of the worst run campaigns in history. Against his own judgment, Sen. McCain’s handlers pushed him into, Sarah Palin as his running mate.    McCain had wanted some one like Joe Lieberman. Another severe case of not thinking. Lieberman had more flip-flops than Miami Beach during spring break.  Nevertheless, voters originally applauded his choice of Palin and her qualifications.  What frikken qualifications? What were you smoking Joe?

Statements were made that she was fully vetted and qualified for the job.  In her own words, a pit-bull with lipstick, a soccer mom and Apple Pie America all rolled into a cheerleaders figure and a pageant queens posture.  The only thing missing it seems is intelligent use of the language, knowledge of the country she lives in and a thought process. 

NEANDERTHAL VETTING  —  These reports of vetting were produced by the Neanderthal University Team of Strategists or NUTS. She kinda looked good on paper, if it was an honest choice, but she looked better on camera.  When the Chicago Tribune sent a team to Alaska to get the real story, things were different.

And McCain needed a shot in the arm. His mojo was failing, he had age, health, his branded maverick personna and individualism. He also needed something to offset what the Democrats had put up with the possibility of a woman in either position, Obamas youth and dynamic exuberance and that word "change”. 

McCain was "old school" and worse, he was his own "old school".  Do not get me wrong, I am one of his greatest fans, he is a great American, a great hero and I am proud of his service and devotion to this country but he is not the man for the job, there are issues with temperament and control you possibly do not know about.

THE STRATAGEM PLANNER  —  In a page from the George Bush's book on “ Stratagem thinking" she was the much-needed VP attack pit bull with lipstick in the ring against Barack Obama.  

It's hard to fight back against a woman and not be called a sexist. In battles with female candidates, the man will lose even if he's right. the Neanderthals were smarter, they did not argue, they used a club.

In addition she had youth to offset McCain's age. This opened the forum to the younger female voters and moms. And she draws the moms, in huge ensembles, who have like ideas and are mesmerized by her presence.  

Tell them what they want to hear, scare them into listening, and be entertaining.  That's her secret, good assets.  

Obviously good looking too, from her years as a model and pageant contender.  A lot more appealing to men than some of the older, not as attractive ladies in the arena.  Probably one of the few anyone had the lack of class to whistle at.  And she could counteract Hillary’s supporters and popularity, possible run, and a create a gender free ticket for the White House. 

Health, she offsets Mccain's aging and health issues.  She's also a breeder and turns out kids like gerbils. Inspiring to the mothers of America. That group called “Soccer moms”.  Though it was reported she did not participate in Soccer that much. Well, less than she claimed and the vetting was catching up.  Credit the Chicago papers for exposing all her lies.

A REAL FAKE JESUS FREAK LOSER — She is Very religiously outspoken, way over the top, ad nauseam.  Really wears it on the sleeve, and manages to draw the Evangelicals out of the tombs. That’s the group that can't separate religion and government.   Her church, the third one she attended after being asked to leave in a town of 8,000 are thinkers, actors, and participants in some strange acts on occasion much like the Taliban who put religion ahead of state.

THE WITCH DOCTOR AND THE PASTOR —  In fact, The pastor Thomas Muthee, whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witch-hunt against a Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells in Wasilla and at one point had over two hundred followers harassing the woman which drove her out of town.  

BIOGRAPHY  —  Thomas Muthee (born c. 1955) is a Kenyan preacher and bishop. During the 2008 United States Presidential campaign, his visit to the Wasilla, Alaska Assembly of God in 2005, including a blessing that he gave Sarah Palin, was widely discussed. His prior claims of successful spiritual warfare in Kiambu, Kenya involving an alleged witch known as "Mama Jane" also came under specific scrutiny. In addition to his Alaskan visits, Muthee has spoken to churches in multiple European countries and is involved in humanitarian work in Africa.

BACKGROUND  —  Thomas Muthee's church website states that he holds a Master's degree in practical ministry and founded the Word of Faith Church in February 1989 in the town of Kiambu, Kenya (near Nairobi) before going on to found approximately 400 churches in the nearby regions of Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Sudan, and Gisenyi in Rwanda. 

The original church is also known as the "Prayer Cave" because meetings were originally held in a grocery basement. Muthee's late wife, Margaret Muthee, was a teacher, and they had two children: Joshua and Ann. Joshua, a student at Sacramento State University in Sacramento, CA, resides with a pastor of his father's local financial supporter, Radiant Life Church. As of 2008, Thomas served as the East African director of the International Spiritual Warfare Network.

Oh, those vetters from Chicago really started getting the news, people there were not as enamored with her as she thought.

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This is stuff you can't make up.  See for yourself by searching for Palin-Muthree on Youtube and you personally will thank GOD for making sure she doesn't get within ten miles of the WhiteHouse unless they are looking for an upstairs chamber pot maid.

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs. Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial election, the renouncing of the demonic woman and the police forced into shooting a snake, a large Python which was demonic, holding back 200 followers who were going to stone the woman to death— 

As confirmed in an October 25,  2008 story by New York Times reporters Sarah Palin is closely associated both with "spiritual warfare" and with two religious leaders who practice "spiritual warfare" and profess to fight witches and witchcraft: Thomas Muthee and Mary Glazier. 

Both Muthee and Glazier are also high level leaders in the New Apostolic Reformation, which over the last decade has rapidly expanded as an international movement within Neocharismatic "renewal" groups within Christianity estimated to have 295 million members worldwide.


In 2000, while serving as mayor, Palin asked her pastor at Wasilla Assembly of God for a copy of a video circulating among members called “Transformation,” produced by George Otis, an evangelical author who once raised money for former Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver.

After the latter’s conversion to fundamentalist Christianity. (Cleaver went on to found the syncretic pseudo-religion of “Christlam” and to design men’s jeans with special codpieces—“Cleaver sleeves,” he called them—that prominently displayed the wearer’s genitals.) 

In the video, Otis documented the heroism of Pentecostal pastor Bishop Thomas Muthee, who supposedly saved the city of Kiambu, Kenya, from an evil witch named Mama Jane, who reportedly used her otherworldly powers to manipulate top government official's and ordered one death per month by car crash in front of her “divination house.”

According to the film, Muthee organized several weeks of imprecatory prayer against Mama Jane. He led his followers in “spiritual mapping,” a technique popularized at Rev. Ted Haggard’s World Prayer Center that consists of praying around buildings and city blocks occupied by demonic spirits. 

While cries for Mama Jane’s stoning intensified, the local police arrested the evil witch and ordered her never to return to Kiambu. Almost overnight, a golden era of Christian morality descended on the town, churches sprouted in suddenly vacant bars, and criminal activity evaporated like magic. 

Or so the story goes, we suspect like 99.9%  just more bullsh*t from bullsh*tter’s

When a reporter from Women’s eNews traveled to Kiambu to investigate the story, she discovered that Muthee was a fraud. The reporter found Mama Jane still living in the compound from which Muthee claimed to have had her ousted. A 46-year-old woman whose real name was Jane Njenga, Mama Jane is revered by locals for adopting 40 abandoned children, including the mechanic who fixed Muthee’s car. 

According to Mama Jane, Muthee paraded around town demanding through a megaphone that locals pray for her death, but nothing happened to her.  She concluded that Muthee was a con man. “If I am bad, why haven’t people attacked me?” Mama Jane said. “Why haven’t they burnt this building down? That is what people here do to witches.”

Partly inspired by Muthee’s tall tales, Palin initiated her own spiritual battle in Wasilla. Her target was the Rev. Howard Bess, a local Baptist pastor who had opened the doors of his church to openly gay Christians.  Bess, an affable 80-year-old born-again evangelical, had sought refuge in the Mat-Su Valley after infuriating church official's in Anchorage and Santa Barbara, California, with his advocacy for gay rights, which culminated with the publication of his 1995 book, Pastor, I Am Gay

Palin’s allies from Wasilla Assembly of God crusaded to ban the book throughout the valley, ensuring that no bookstore—including the national chain Waldenbooks — dared carry it. Palin personally visited the Wasilla public library twice to request that the librarian remove Bess’s book from her shelves.

THIS WOMAN IS FRIKKEN SICK IN THE HEAD —  “Sarah Palin is a true believer  and She has a dualistic worldview that divides the world into black and white” .  “ She sees it as her mission to destroy evil, whether it is gay people, a foreign government she perceives as an enemy, or a political opponent like Obama.” 

WAS SHE A CARL ROVE PLANT ?  — HE’s SICK IN THE HEAD TOO —  I wonder to this day if Carl Rove, Bush's mastermind of Bush-Whacked politics, was patting himself on the back with this brilliant plan.  Rove quit the White House with six months to go and went to work as an advisor for McCain.  His leaving the job came at a time when connections to Libby, aka Cheney's head ELF, and other policies he was involved with were under federal investigation while advising Bush. 

He is still under indictment years later. Today Carl Rove is a senior correspondent on FOX news, Rupert Murdock's "Fairly Unbalanced Reporting" scheme and fundraiser for the GOP. 

REAL VETTING  —  The real vetting took great investigative work by the Chicago Tribune Staff who separated the wheat from the perma-frost chaff.  They ran down the real story. More spin than all the Dreidels on Hanukah. Much of what was said about her by herself and even the Senator was minimalized.  The McCain team must of hired the best resume writers in the world to create her.

There is now the truth in her profile, but not as lovely as the pundit spin when it came out. We were going to use the Politico Meter for truth but it hit the false side so much, the needle fell off the gauge.

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NRA - LIFETIME MEMBER   —  I too was a proud fellow member of the NRA.    Till they came across my desk for investigation.   Cheats , liars, scumbags and just plain old crooks.   In addition, I was a Competitive B Class IPSC Shooter and am a Certified IPSC Combat Range Officer.   Lifetime membership means she paid her dues in one shot, filled out the forms and she gets the magazine and now they give a jacket away.

In addition, she’ll now receive discounts on all re-mastered Charlton Heston movies.  It certainly adds a lot to any resume, and in Politics means financial support from the NRA, one of if not the strongest lobby groups in Washington.  Of course the financial support is only for the eighteen board members and your dues keep them very happy.  They are currently in bankruptsy and being investigat by the Frederal district court of NY for Tax evasions.

VOODOO PROTECTED  —  She is Faith-based three times over, after changing a few affiliations with the three or so churches in her hometown.  The next time if she suddenly decides to go Jewish and turns up in my temple with Joe Lieberman, that's it for me.   

Her last church managed to get her protected against Voodoo, clearly certified by an African guest minister dancing around her with the results on You Tube.  

Good to know the prospective VP was Voodoo Proofed.  There is even a Voodoo Sarah Palin Doll available on the web.  The stuffed doll comes with rusted pins, she is dressed complete with heels and an assault rifle if you are afraid of Wolves in your neighborhood. or you have a Democrat living nearby.

EXTERMINATOR of WOLVES  —  I understand cultural difference. Alaskans are frontier-minded survivalists. They hunt strictly for food and sustenance.  One moose can feed a family of four for the entire winter.  She can shoot Wolves after a chase from a Helicopter or Light aircraft.  So could I, after you have nearly run them to death. Wolves run down and exhausted by chopper are more like sitting ducks.  

Having Sarah Palin do a TLC show on Alaska and Conservationism, green thinking and such is like having a forum after asking Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin to explain crowd control.

Or asking Dr. Goebbels to create another book on Jewish Customs for the New World Order. 

It would nice to know whether state resources were to be used for this eradication process.  You mean to tell me the largest state in the union with the smallest population can't relocate wolves to another more secluded area. 

This is while the feds are paying for programs for Wolf survival in Yellowstone Park, a federal program is the long going latest attempt to save the top of the predator chain and the Wolves are doing fine. 

Sarah Palin is no friend of any of God's creatures. “Noah would call her a subversive”.  Several civic groups in Alaska do not agree with her.  And speak openly about her.   Search the web for Palin and Hunting. Wolves don't taste good; their main asset is their coat. So why kill them, just trap them and send them as unrelated breeding stock to Yellowstone.

SERVED ON A SCHOOL BOARD  —  She quoted all the fine things she did on the Wasilla school board. She belittled the President as never serving on a school board. Then the truth came out. 

A Johns Hopkins University study named Wasilla High School as a “dropout factory”. Wasilla’s rate was 6.5 percent in 2006, a number that was much higher than most of the schools in the Mat-Su district. Only 58% of incoming freshman graduated as seniors. The schools there have a terrible graduation rate.  No real improvements brought to the schools.

MAYOR OF WASILLA  —  She made big noise how she managed her city and gained experience. Mayor of a town with the population of my subdivision.  Well, close 10,256 in 2008, under 10,171 in 2019,  It went down.  My home is in Largo, Florida and is close to 100,000.   ALASKA's entire population is about 700,000.  We have more people in the Tampa Bay area than all of ALASKA and just as many unique problems as ALASKA. 

Their budget so hailed by Palin as management qualified could be figured on the back of a paper grocery bag with a pencil and no calculator.  That’s how my boss did it when I delivered groceries sixty-two years ago.  Oh, he didn't have a calculator. He could count. You know adding things up.  Obviously she can’t.

Yet she claimed she had great management experience running Wasilla. Not what we heard.  I would put her up against any of the those fifth graders on TV with nothing more than Monopoly experience.  And guaranteed they would smoke her in head to head fifth grade questions just about anything, math, science, sex, bringing up kids, politics, authors, diplomats, countries, the list goes on and on.

FAMILY TREE —  Explaining her family tree was difficult, most of the Orangutans and Chimpanzees we seeked for advice wanted nothing to do with her.

Family planning... her own daughter, remember this is the school board lady, needed a GED and while laden with child still went on the Alaskan Outback Family Values VP Campaign Tour with the prospective husband Levi holding hands.  So she has two single parent kids , who says lightning doesn't strike twice.

Made great photo ops but he was smart enough to bail than join the Palin mob.  Was he? They got plenty of money now and he could of had a free ticket. Unfortunately he bailed from the tour and the daughters life after dumping the daughter, indicating he wanted to dump the whole deal.  The prospective father of her wedlock child didn't graduate either. 

BUT he was sleeping in their house and obviously in her daughters bed every night and that’s how babies are made. The usual custody battle over the baby ensued, and it will probably get dirty as time goes on. I predict Bristol will win. We sent her a bottle of aspirin as a preventive with instructions.  “ Hold aspirin tightly between your knees and you won’t get pregnant “!

Family values are a Palin trademark. Which brings us to the In-Laws or is it Out-Laws.  Good thing the wedding got called off.  The future mother in law, Levi’s Mom, got caught for selling drugs (Oxycontins) and is in Jail. She did not pass GO and those get out of jail cards for free did not work in this town.  And lately Levi has become a tell-all of her personal life, which doesn't exactly match her made up resume. There is bad blood there now.  

THE FUTURE  —  Some have suggested a few things Sarah could be doing now that she lost the election.   She did get involved with FOX news, thats a reality show framed around a news show and she better hope they don't turn against her.   

They could do a remake of the "The Alaskan Hillbillies move to Washington".  Or the The Hunting Channel will sponsor “Duck hunting on the Potomac”. a series with Martha Stewart in redecorating the Lincoln Bedroom.  and jail-cells or becoming the spokesperson for the BASS-PRO shops who might build a new Superstore in the East wing of the White House.  

“Let’s get behind this gal and put a Moose in every pot”, from the food channel. Country-fried sweetness aside, moose balls for dinner is not what we call mainstream, unless you are Andy in Funny Farm. Oh, that was sheep balls,” lamb fries”, the waitress called them.

QUIT? GOVERNORS DON'T QUIT  —  Alaska politics play rough.  But it's also big on lawsuits and she was named in legal battles concerning abuse of power. They started piling up.  You see her job as Governor was a lot like her vetting, sooner or later the truth started coming out and she felt she had established her brand and it would solve her problems so she quit as Governor claiming she was doing it for Alaska.  She qualified for all three levels of the Sanctimonious Crock Awards. 

Truthfully no one with brains believed her.  She's doing it for money from the book, legal bills and innumerable charges coming from the state legislature. The Alaska legislature went after her for violations of abuse, too many to mention but it is estimated her legal fees exceed a half million dollars so far.

Maybe leaving office is part of a deal or leaving office gives her time to regroup, practice her babble and maybe school herself in Constitutional law, Civil law, and not just sit there and tell us what's wrong with the press, the reporters, the newspapers, the media, the blogs, the late night TV "commentariats", her opponents, government, her brother in law, Levi and did I mention the unfair liberal PRESS.

We know what's wrong. Her brain and mouth connection. We elect based on popularity, even if they are imbeciles, to office if they say the right words, look the right look, and promise more BS than the other guy. 

She may wear religion on her sleeve, but a good book deal in the bra is closer to her heart. And there are enough gullible people out there that believe her especially when she drags in the right Sarah for the occasion.

She is a true Alaskan, she loves her Alaska and that is so, so big in her heart. So she quit. Wow, what self sacrifice. It just had to be the book deal written in an incredible three months for millions. What talent! It proves fiction, a good co-writer, lots of cut and paste, bashing and no substance can make you a writer. 

Dump Alaska, maybe before they dumped her?  Now that's unique set of events and so are the people in Alaska who deserved better than the 1000 dollar checks she handed out from the rebates of the oil tax fund. Then, only then, they surveyed her popularity. Give everyone a 1000 dollars and even the meth-heads will fill out the forms. They did, meth prices soared.

Alaskans are incredibly unique people. Survivalists who live by the land, off the land and with the land. I have many friends there and they think it's the closest place to heaven on earth.  Yes, weather is a factor, but the purity of life for some is more rewarding. They are tough people because they have to be. The climate lends itself to that statement. They are multi-tasking survivalists. And the state has problems with drugs and booze.

It seems everyone in Alaska loves fishing and hunting which in some ways supports "eating values”. I have no problem with that. Killing for fun, or for overkill wall decorations, different story.  Think about it, when two hundred miles of tundra separates you from the nearest Publix Supermarket, that moose in the front yard looks like the meat department's free home delivery both fresh and nicely packaged. I have nothing wrong with that as long as you explain that to those who live in cities and ghettos. 

TRUTH vs. FOLKLORE: (LIES)  —  Chicago Tribune:  “That luxury jet was over the top,” Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee, said to loud cheers. “I put it on eBay”.   Yes she did. BUT it did not sell. Did not sell three times.  I hope they got paid for the listings that did not sell.

Sara Palin’s statement implied the plane was sold through the online auction site revered for empowering millions of small entrepreneurs, and Palin’s spokeswoman insisted that the transaction occurred. 

The 23-year-old 10-seat WestWind II was sold in August 2007 for $2.1 million to a Valdez, Alaska, entrepreneur; that’s about $500,000 less than a broker’s asking price, plus commission. Had she kept it, we imagined what the logo and theme of the 25 year old Westwind II would look like.

The plane, bought by her Republican predecessor whom she beat in 2006, was listed for sale three times on the San Jose Internet auction giant. But no one ever met the minimum bid. The plane was listed with an asking price of $2.5 million in 2007. The state had paid just under $2.7 million for it in 2005. Finally, the state turned to an aircraft broker, who sold the jet to an Alaskan businessman for $2.1 million". Only the book keepers know how much the state spent refurbing and upgrading the aircraft so we will never know how much they really lost.

GAS ON THE FIRE  —  John McCain, however, took the claim ( the lie) a step further just days after Palin's speech, suggesting that Palin had not only sold the plane on eBay, but made money on the deal as well.  At a campaign stop in Wisconsin on Sept. 5, McCain said, "You know what I enjoyed the most? She took the luxury jet that was acquired by her predecessor and sold it on eBay — and made a profit!”   Biggest lie John McCain ever made) 

But that wasn't the case.  In addition, that aircraft had the size and range and not only used for the governor but it served to transfer Alaskan prisoners to jail in other parts of the country. This was one of its primary functions.  Now the state pays for that trip. They transfer their prisoners to Colorado, as Alaska doesn't have the resources for prisoners. So now they go commercial flights mixed in with you and me and Palin rented a really nicer bigger more expensive bird.  Bottom line, more untruths.

NOT STRONG OFF SCRIPT  —  Here is a gal that doesn't know what she reads BUT just wrote a book. Unbelievable that people actually follow her. In Charles Gibson’s interview, she still failed World Politics 101. In Katie Couric's interview she failed the entire semester.  

Her coach Senator "Switchsides" Lieberman did the coaching, she had no clue as to what the Bush Doctrine was or is. Basically his failed doctrines in ten years of war still won’t take up much space in the Bush Legacy library. OK, the doctrines simply put “attack the bad guys before they attack you”. 

Not knowing the Busch Doctrines is one thing, not knowing the job of the V.P. is an insult to the party, the people and the whole way we elect folks to the highest offices in the land.  Her answer to "what is the role of the VP" was astoundingly ignorant. The VP has one role, to take over if anything happens to the President. 

She replied, “as VP she would go to Congress, and tell them what laws to pass, and direct how things are done”. It got worse, almost embarrassing, for McCain knew at that point his boys blew it. Big time. Get out the recipe books boys, and look up “cooked goose”. 

False statements, cut’s and snips and not even knowing what you read or say really sends up the flares. Like watching repeats, Katie Couric had a classic field day with her.  It was not intentional, as Sara would have it, you know the liberal press excuse, all the dumb answers came from one mouth to simple no-trick questions. Except on FOX TV, the station of the Legion of Doom. She simply knew nothing about almost anything.

One question in particular was extremely difficult.  What do you read?  She had no clue what papers she does read.  Couric said "It's usually printed at the top of the first page or on the cover".

FIRST DUDE - MYSTERY MAN  —  She is married to "The First Dude", who for some reason doesn’t speak. What we do know is he is a commercial fisherman, four or is it five time winner of the ski-machine races across Alaska, a steel worker and works for BP. BUT, he is silent, he doesn’t speak about anything. It was like a gag order backstage. We can just assume who wears the mouth in that house and rightfully so since keeping him quiet prevented the public from learning... wrong.

And then in January 2010 it, the truth leaked out. He was more involved in the running of ALASKA then was let on based on over 3000 emails that leaked out after being requested under the information act regulations.  Maybe that explains the “Silence of the Gams” during the election run where the only mouth going non-stop was Sarah Palin.

Oh my GOD... he is (or was) a Democrat.  A Registered Democrat, and also supported the Alaska Independence Party, for seven years, holding office, which would like for Alaska to leave the United States and declare it's own sovereignty.  

Then he could be King and...then Sarah Palin would be the Queen, not just a pageant contender. Nice Dude!  Instead she chose the Drama queen for bigger stakes.  What a combo and boy that wasn't even played by the Obama team, missed opportunities or just a class act on Obamas side but this just adds to the idiocy of this candidate for anything.

DRESSING THE PART  —  Somehow her “Soccer, Hockey, Moose Hunter Mom image carefully selected by the couture authorities at the local Wal-Mart look didn’t quite “fit the picture “ of a Vice President.  So McCains handlers made sure she had a few accessories to go with her budget thrift shop wardrobe. So they re-created her and the RNC got screwed. 

The expenses for clothing etc. included $75,062 spent at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis Minnesota, and $41,850 in St. Louis in early September. Tip of the iceberg, we were clothing a family.  So $40,000 for the guy who doesn't talk, the first Dude and it didn’t stop there. The daughters got treated pretty well with $175.00 shoes.  I can get at BASS shoe stores six pair for that. I just did, I'm bad on shoes.

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That wasn't all! So we looked further. We found $22,000 for makeup, $10,000 hair and her handlers got another $20,000. The total after the election kept going up as the bills came in and the real figures are probably never going to pop out.  

The Republican party should get the $10,000 back from her Constitution handlers because in another interview with Nancy Pfotenhauer, Senator McCain’s hard hitting blonde attack talking head, Nancy couldn’t define the job of the Vice-President either to Chris Mathews. 

But I got to hand it to McCain, he sure had some pretty ladies on the job.

They should have held classes with the cast of "So you think you are smarter than a fifth grader". They proved you could make a silk purse from a Moose’s ear if you try hard enough but Silk is not in fashion now. And most moose’s are hoarding their ears.

THE PALIN IMPLOSION  —  The latest Washington Post/ABC poll found that Sarah Palin had the highest negative numbers among voters who lean Republican. 37 percent of those polled hold an unfavorable view of the former Alaska governor. 58 percent are favorable.  

The poll, and they are as common as breathing these days shows Sarah Palin falling from the likes of savvy Republicans. The percentage of Republicans who have a favorable opinion of the former governor has dropped faster than full length dresses in  topless bar; or the power curve of a warplane ten minutes after "bingo fuel".

Could it be the media has fallen out of love with the "Witch of the North" when they realized she has nothing intelligent to say?  

Today, as the chart shows in this poll she is admired by only 58 percent of Republicans who see her in a favorable light.  I wonder if the 58% are defending their first impression or are totally incompetent to make reasonable decisions. 

It's simple, she offers nothing.  No answers, no fixes, no suggestions, she just complains.
 In this world of today , we all know the problems we want to hear the answers. When caught the Palin Solution - "Err, what was the question?" 

She reminds you of the Monday morning quarterback guy you had to listen to at the water cooler. He had all the answers as to who played on Sunday. Smart-arse Syndrome. Adding her nasty and screechy approach just turns me off. 

There are more headlines for Team Palin. She is nothing but an incoherent (at times) talking head complaining about every mote point of nothing. That’s how she ran, and ran herself out of Alaska when a half million in legal fees popped up, with forthcoming numerous lawsuits, and she will find the playing field is bigger now, up from the 86,00 Alaskans she walked over to the national embarrassment she has become.

She is toxic and gets involved in controversy and not problem solving. During the Gabrielle Giffords "blood libel" moment, her "incoherent" comments on the revolts in the Middle East, and frankly that proved how really ignorant of the real issues of the Presidency she is not qualified for. 

She's too polarizing and that’s what is tearing the Republican Party apart.  She's the Tea Party, the Teat Party and the Tea POT party all rolled into one. She'll tell you what’s wrong, she'll tell you when to breastfeed and that Michele Obama shouldn’t get involved in what you kids eat, and she'll tell you when to smoke a little weed. After all she is for the legalization of Marijuana as a solution. I'm not implying that  she smokes weed, her incoherency doesn't need it. 

She's on a natural high, the Palin High. Palin has issues with Republican hierarchy and has shown disdain for those with too many years in Congress, sooner or later they will get out the baseball bats as they realize during elections, she is more capable of more harm than usefulness as a team player.

She's Team Palin and little else. Sooner or later the love fest had to end. Many of the party, thought of her as a fresh approach to politics, based on what they were fed.  It turned out to be a lot of rhetoric. The truth slipped out about her real past, minuscule unfinished projects and false accolades, the crap written by the McCain team with help from the ghost writers who have all but vanished today. 

From the beginning it was Team Palin and not Team McCain.  I'll bet John McCain's choice would of been to have slept in that day and avoided his handlers (and I think Rove had something to do with it) with the suggestion of Palin as a running mate, but they all clapped when she was announced.

TURKEY UPSTAGES TURKEY  —  I'm being nice, I have trouble digesting her. On the subject of food, no one will ever forget the Turkey pardon on You Tube. Search for Palin and Turkey.

While blabbering and blabbering on, after she pardoned the Alaska turkey for thanksgiving, turkeys were being slaughtered live on screen in the background.  

America got to see just how they had be dispatched (Ok be-headed) and bled off hanging upside down in the "Cone of Death". 

She stayed cool, not listening to her film crew and you hear it on the tape, they were telling her, this was not a good background and she just blabbered on and on and on.  About nothing, just blabbed and blabbed as the turkeys were slaughtered live.

Meanwhile blood and dispatched turkeys all over the frickin place and the gentleman in the background is staring at her like, is this real?  This is my moment of fame with the Governor and who would ever think I'd make the six-o-clock news. Shoot, I'll show them, two at a time.   

SUMMARY and BRANDING  --  Sarah was a mistake, really bad judgment in the McCain camp.  But the financial awards were incredible. She made the best of it to her credit and a couple million dollars on a book deal and even more from the endorsements and speaking engagements.

This year she will probably gross 12 -15 million. She is popular. Like the cheerleader she is, sometimes they don't make the best wives.  She is cunning smart, a survivor and not afraid to take chances. 

Again, she is a cheerleader; only think of her as yelling bad things about the other team. She was not a Vice-Presidential Candidate in any way shape or form.  How she made Governor is another story based on how she went totally negative during the governatorial campaign and verbally killed the other crook. 

She's way out of her league on the world circuit. Oh that's right Alaska is another world, she said it. And quitting as the Governor takes back all the wonderful words she spoke about her love of Alaska.  That was till it didn't suit her anymore. Sarah Palin is for Sarah Palin. She made noise, got the book deal and the millions. For that I applaud her, she outfoxed the wolves on that one, and then shot the other wolves.

THE BOOK —   Did Sara Palin really write her bio or was it a compilation of events glorified and put together just like her handlers at McCain camp created for her.  For someone who could not answer when asked what she reads  how did she write that book in three months...?  It finally leaked out.

The hidden co-author for, “Going Rogue”, is no other than Lynn Vincent, a writer and features editor for World Magazine. Which is no surprise. World Magazine is a right wing wacko Christian magazine.  As a religious publication WM makes anything the John Birch Society writes or publishes look pale by comparison. The Taliban wished they had such good writers.

She has written many articles for that magazine and co-written several books including, Donkey Cons: Sex, Crime and Corruption in the Democratic Party.  Amazing but not surprising Ms. Vincent wrote nothing about the string of Republicans who got caught this year… Ensign, Sanford, Craig, and others all faith based moralists. One as a board member of Promise Keepers and the other on the Senate Morals Committee.

She too belongs to the oxymoronic faith based crew of writers who will distort anything under the guise of faith simply to achieve the meld of Church and State.  I term them the Sons of Birches.

POLITIFACT "DEATH PANELS”  —  Of all the falsehoods and distortions in the political discourse this year, one stood out from the rest. It was a quote from Sarah Palin.  Seniors and the disabled "will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care."

The claim set political debate afire when it was made in August, raising issues from the role of government in health care to the bounds of acceptable political discussion.

In a nod to the way technology has transformed politics, the statement wasn't made in an interview or a television ad. Sarah Palin posted it on her Facebook page. Then it went public and did the damage to the legitimate  parts of the amendment.  Lies work when weak people who believe anything read them and don’t know how to challenge these statements even in this day and age. Seniors including neighbors of mine got scared. 

Her assertion — that the government would set up boards to determine whether seniors and the disabled were worthy of care — spread through newscasts, talk shows, blogs and town hall meetings. Opponents of health care legislation said it revealed the real goals of the Democratic proposals. Advocates for health reform said it showed the depths to which their opponents would sink. 

Still others scratched their heads and said, "Death panels? Really?"
The editors of, on the Web site of the St. Petersburg Times, who do a fantastic research job, chose it as the inaugural "Lie of the Year."  PolitiFact readers overwhelmingly supported the decision. Nearly 5,000 voted in a national poll to name the biggest lie, and 61 percent chose "death panels" from a field of eight finalists.

THE TEA POT PARTY  —  Regardless of my input on many occasions to change the name of the party to the TEA POT party, they have steadfastly refused to capitulate. 

Why not? OK, maybe just the POT party because if people believe her they must be on something stronger than Oxy-Codeine and Excedrin.

They used the name ‘Tea Party”  because it denotes the image of the Boston Tea Party. When the founding fathers dumped some fine English Tea (from India) in Boston Harbor. It’s patriotic, symbolic and a courageous act for it’s day.  Symbolism, so important when you have nothing of yourself to offer. Truth be told, they were 50 drunks from the Samuel Adams beer hall, disguised and to blame their Indian friends, and dumped the tea into the harbor. Why, the English tea was cheaper after they found out Tea really is labor intensive, and our soil is not exactly right for that fine cup of Earl Grey. So in essence the TEA PARTY is as whacked out as the Tea Pots who stole their name.  Some should be called crack pots. I like Earl Grey Tea,

$100,000.00 FOR WHAT, A HAND JOB?  — She was the guest speaker who earned $100,000 dollars to entertain a group of 600 folks who paid $349.00 each (for the Lobster dinner, other fees 200.00 total $321,000) to hear the same old barbs and shots at the President and the administrations problems.  

Barnum was so right. Every minute another self centered selfish jerk is born.  Her most critical remark, just one in particular was to blast the President of the United States for using a teleprompter.  Well, when you have something intelligent, noteworthy, want to stay on track, often enough, and different from Washington bi-speak to say, a tele-prompter certainly helps. 

If you say the same thing over, and over again, time after time, and none of it changes, you can use the tried and true HAND-JOB.  She only had four topics to remember as investigation proved there was nothing written on her other hand.  She is a hand-job.  

THE GREAT TWITTER  —  Today she attacked the President of the United States with one of her Nit-twits. She said and we quote with all the elements unchanged.  She was trying to look cool on twitter, either that or she had a third grader send her emails to twitter.

“ And Mr.President,50 days later you still no desire 2 speak w BP's CEO re: mericans
so adversely impacted? "Kickin a**" or just talkin',  it'll help."

This woman is as brilliant as a burnt out lightbulb in the middle of a firefly convention. This is the gal who has never had a real open press conference, refuses to answer questions from the press at speaking engagements, talks about a book she never wrote, and is more irritating than chalk on a board. 
At least you can erase the board. And she's lecturing to the President who is quite vocal on his opinion of the BP president. She should keep her mouth shut unless she is will to use it to soak up oil.

DON'T ASK, I WON'T TELL  —  Sarah has a problem with direct questions.  She will not take them.  When asked she gets the deer headlight syndrome. One of the photogs I covered her with showed me that. She almost freezes for an instant and then ignores you.  That makes her an actress, not a thinker.  
She needs lines and slogans. Intellect no, cunning yes, a communicator, scripted yes, unscripted a disaster. Also some of the questions, we know the answers. She avoids getting trapped that way.

When questions were asked, really tough questions like “what do you read? No answer, so in situations like this she retorts with a loaded deck of her whimsical little cuts.  All in that “screeching cow” trademark voice, enough to make your hair stand up.

PANDORAS BOX  —   100,000 Dollars a speech, some critics, thought that was a lot of bread for a standup comic with old jokes especially since it was all about stimulus money being wasted. These were conservatives wasting money because they knew what she was going to say before she said it, lots of good Republican money.

Oh, had they only vetted her out for McCain, properly, things might have been different.  I can see McCain waking and walking night after night, talking to himself saying to himself,”Why did I listen to these F**** idiots”. 

He lost an election, popularity, public confidence, and a possible tough challenge to his re-election to the Senate. For him alone, this history lesson is similar to Pandoras Box, it should never of been opened or written. Thank his handlers. So bad instead of being the MAVERICK, he has a new logo and name…The Partisan and that changed to Parmesan after the election.

Pandoras box, in Greek Mythology, was actually a vase not a box, never should of been opened and all the terrible things never would of gotten out. Like eventually, the truth, which Palin-ites don’t seem to see.  She has a magic that seems to addict people.  

Different addictions, people who think she walks on water, some wanting to watch her drown while walking on water, people who watch her for the gaffs, those who believe her “convictions” and ring the same bells, and those like many women I interview, see right through her.  

Men, me included are blinded by her attractiveness especially in the political arena, but women have this ability, smart women that is, to look right through her and see the truth.  As one put it, “I like her for her willingness to fight, but I trust her as far as I could throw her”.  

SARAH FINDS THE TEA POT PARTY  —  So the Tea Party organizers fueled by a few closeted thinkers today draws upon the history lesson, Ron Paul, Libertarians, John Birchers, Ross Perot, twists it a bit with a modern day bunch of protesters and this is prime time for Political False Gods to drop in.  

Here they come...O’Reilly, Beck, Hannity, the trifecta of complaint and distortion, the leaders of dissent and political hacking, and their hand picked slanted talking heads.  Maybe not the brightest rocks in the stream went to the Tea Party. A few made sense, many looked like the seventies. When people pay to hear what they want to hear, a state of moronic illness sets in.   

Her speech could of been written by the crew from Saturday Night Live and the Third Reich.  All about blaming the other guys and not forthcoming with solutions, nor answers. It's easy to critique.  

Der Fuhrer (translated as “da fewer da better”) had a habit of blaming everything on the other guys and found a welcome audience. So the FOX crew plays the game, the ratings game. Palin is about recognition, money, glory, money and, power, money, ratings and rantings, and if you follow the money..... theres a Fox in the Henhouse.

HOLD ON  —  I believe the TEA PARTY has merit and in their hearts they mean well for this country.   Let’s face it, the corruption in Washington has gone too far. No argument there.  But there are limits to bad taste. Clean slogans are OK, cursing on signs, calling the President names you wouldn’t use in your home, and pictures of our President smeared with bad artwork and insinuations about his race, birth, and religion are off bounds. 

For the Tea Party to be anything it has to get rid of the nuts.  It’s not a new idea. For years attempts at a third party have popped up and rapidly pooped out, and failed. H. Ross Perot grabbed 19% of the vote as a spoiler and turned things upside-down.  It helped get Bush elected eventually as competence was easily outweighed by popularity and money….

 In a field of new magazines almost appearing daily, I tend to stick with the established long time, old school journalistic one's.  In many of the new political based ones, the script is written beforehand based on the age old premise, 'What side are you on'.  In Vanity Fair's new issue, Michael J. Gross takes a hard look at Palin's "surreal new world." Here are some of his must-read revelations. 

I might take slight issue with some of the comment as after following her for a while, this stuff is mild compared to the real substance of her.  My friend described her as a very believable fraud energized by greed, and fabula-sized by the media who get bored trying to get an intelligent story out of Washington.  Sarah sells. 

In two short transformative years, Sarah Palin has gone from "an engaging, down to earth small town hockey mom" to an isolated, secretive, off the rails celebrity road warrior, says Michael Joseph Gross in a largely unflattering exposé in Vanity Fair. 

1. Palin's a lousy tipper — when nobody's looking  —  During hundreds of interviews, says Gross, "I heard of Palin giving a generous tip" just once: In front of a large crowd at a chocolate shop in St. Joseph, MI, she slipped the owner a $100 bill "for the staff."
Without an audience, she stiffs the bellhops and maids at the luxury hotels she stays at during her grueling speaking schedule, or at best under-tips. At the celebrity-friendly Hyatt in Wichita, KS, "Palin ranks as the all-time worst tipper."

2. Her code name is "North Star”  —  An important concept in Alaska, the North Star shows up on the state flag, in the state song, and even as a symbol for God. Move over, God, says Gross: "Palin is on the way to making North Star a personal brand." It serves as her code name at hotels, dots her speeches, and identifies shell businesses run by her aides. "If she ever does run for president, [North Star] might well serve as her Secret Service code name."

3. She has a wicked temper  — When Gross first heard tales of Palin's volatile disposition, he says he "couldn’t help but wonder if [they] might be exaggerated." But "corroborating" stories piled up. One family friend recalled a fight between Palin and her husband, Todd: "They took all the canned goods out of the pantry, then proceeded to throw them at each other. By the time they got done, the stainless-steel fridge looked like it had got shot up with a shotgun." Palin gets away with her "horrible temper," the friend said, "because she is a pretty woman."

4. Rumor has it that Palin's Facebook posts are ghostwritten  —  "Palin's most unconventional hire" is "novice media consultant" Rebecca Mansour, co-founder of, a fiercely pro-Palin blog. At the exact time that Palin quietly hired Mansour, Palin's Facebook page and Twitter feed — until then "written mostly in a stiff, third-person form" — became "increasingly provocative and irascible." Her "virtual voice," says Gross, now often "sounds less like Palin herself than someone else's fantasy version of Palin at her most vitriolic."

5. She doesn't hunt  —  It was all vetting bullsh*t —  While much of the small-town-mayor persona Palin maintained before she achieved national fame was "more or less accurate," some elements were just pure fiction, says Gross. 

"This whole hunter thing for Sarah?" said a longtime family friend. "That woman has never hunted. The picture of her with the caribou she says she shot?   Her TV show showing her taking a caribou was a setup with fences to get the Caribou right in her rifle sights.  She got out of the RV to pose for a picture." And when Palin made moose chili during an interview with Greta Van Susteren, the friend adds, "Todd was calling everyone he knew the day before — 'Do you got any moose?' Desperate.

PALIN THE HUNTER PRIME REALITY BULLSH*T  —  THE REAL DEAL  —  Proudly smiling for the camera, Sarah Palin shows off the caribou she killed with a telescopic rifle on her TV reality show.  The former governor of Alaska missed the proud beast five times before shooting it down and is shown later skinning it.  Several animal rights groups have protested - and even her nine-year-old daughter  Piper was not impressed.

Hunting prize: Sarah Palin proudly shows off the caribou she has killed and boasted about it on Facebook and Twitter  —  Fearing a backlash, Mrs Palin bragged about the kill on Facebook and Twitter before her show, Sarah Palin's Alaska, was even transmitted.

She wrote: 'Tonight's hunting episode 'controversial'? Really? Unless you've never worn leather shoes, sat upon a leather couch or eaten a piece of meat, save your condemnation of tonight's episode.  'I remain proudly intolerant of anti-hunting hypocrisy’. 
Kate Gosselin breaks down in tears on a camping trip with Sarah Palin in Alaska when she saw how the animal was treated.

And later she told TV viewers: 'In remote areas of Alaska there's no grocery store nearby. It's four or five hundred miles away.’  But animal rights groups condemned the killing. Dan Matthews, vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)  said: 'Sarah seems to think that resorting to violence and blood and guts may lure people into watching her boring show.   'But the ratings remain as dead as the poor animals she shoots.’ 

In her sights: Wearing camouflage gear, Sarah Palin lines up her rifle at the caribou

Wearing camouflage gear, Mrs Palin was in a remote part of state with her father Chuck Heath when she spotted the caribou.
After missing five times she tried a different rifle and finally downed the animal. After  the shooting Mrs Palin said:' I feel a lot better now.

'When you're shooting everything seems to be happening very quickly. Then when you see you have a successful hit it's a great feeling of accomplishment.’   Experienced hunters thought she looked like an 'amateur'  with the rifle. Their website complaints included:

  • 'She's got a 'varmint rifle,' despite the overwhelming evidence that caribou are not 'varmint.'
  •  'It takes her four or five shots to hit the caribou. And caribou are big!'
  • She doesn't bring her own weapon, and has someone else carry and load it.
  • 'Her dad, theoretically a veteran hunter, uses his gun as a walking stick, which even I can tell you is a terrible idea.'
  • 'After being given her rifle, she immediately puts her finger on the trigger, violating the first lesson any responsible hunter ever learns: Don't touch the trigger till you're ready to shoot.'
  •  'She asks about the rifle, 'Does it kick?' which is (apparently) a silly, inconsequential question.
  • Mrs Palin and her father were shown skinning and preparing the animal at her home in Wasilla. 
  • But all daughter Piper said was: 'That's a tiny caribou.
  • On a previous hunting trip, Mrs Palin reduced to tears celebrity single mother-of-eight, Kate Gosselin. 
  • At one point, Kate sobs as she complains: 'I'm chilled to the bone.’   In another scene, she jumps and pulls a face as she watches the 46 year-old shooting a rifle. 
  • Mrs Palin is heard cajoling her with the words: 'Come on! It wasn't that bad!
  • Neither does a 72 year old man walk "four or five miles" from camp on that tundra - which is really undulating ankle-twisting tussocks - as they claimed during the episode, then walk the same distance back. A ten mile hike on that tundra with a loaded pack is a feat for someone young and physically fit. I'm not sure why they chose to lie about that, certainly the camera crew also could not walk that distance carrying their equipment. 

But That's "Reality" Television For You. Any Hunter Who Watched That Episode Should Come Away With The Knowledge That Sarah Palin The "Hunter" Was A Big Bold Lie — 


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LOCATION —   The Casa's Adobes Safeway  — La Toscana Mall — Casa's Adobes, Arizona, near Tucson
DATE:  —  January 8, 2011; 11 years ago  10:10 a.m. MST (UTC−07:00) 
TARGET:  —  U.S. Representative Gabby Giffords
ATTACK TYPE  —  Mass murder  —   Assassination attempt
WEAPON  —  Glock 19 semi-automatic pistol with a 33-round magazine
DEATHS —  6 (including federal judge John Roll)  
INJURED —  15 (including the perpetrator; 13 by gunfire, including Giffords) 
PERPETRATOR —  Jared Lee Loughner

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On January 8, 2011, U.S. Representative Gabby Giffords and 18 others were shot during a constituent meeting held in a supermarket parking lot in Casas Adobes, Arizona, in the Tucson metropolitan area. Six people were killed, including federal District Court Chief Judge John Roll; Gabe Zimmerman, one of Giffords's staffers; and a 9-year-old girl, Christina-Taylor Green.

Giffords was holding the meeting, called "Congress on Your Corner", in the parking lot of a Safeway store when Jared Lee Loughner drew a pistol and shot her in the head before proceeding to fire on other people.  One additional person was injured in the immediate aftermath of the shooting.  News reports identified the target of the attack to be Giffords, a Democrat representing Arizona's 8th congressional district. She was shot through the head at point-blank range, and her medical condition was initially described as "critical".

Loughner, a 22-year-old Tucson man who was fixated on Giffords, was arrested at the scene.   Federal prosecutors filed five charges against him, including the attempted assassination of a member of Congress and the assassination of a federal judge.  Loughner previously had been arrested once (but not convicted) on a minor drug charge and had been suspended by his college for disruptive behavior. Court filings include notes handwritten by Loughner indicating he planned to assassinate Giffords.

Loughner did not cooperate with authorities, invoking his right to remain silent. He was held without bail and indicted on 49 counts. In January 2012, Loughner was found by a federal judge to be incompetent to stand trial based on two medical evaluations, which diagnosed him with paranoid schizophrenia.  On August 7, Loughner had a hearing in which he was judged competent. He pleaded guilty to 19 counts, and in November 2012 was sentenced to life in prison.

Following the shooting, American and international politicians expressed grief and condemnations. Gun control advocates pushed for increased restrictions on the sale of firearms and ammunition, specifically high-capacity magazines. Some commentators criticized the use of harsh political rhetoric in the United States, with a number blaming the political right wing for the shooting. In particular,  Sarah Palin was criticized for a poster by her political action committee that featured stylized crosshairs on an electoral map which included Giffords. 


Palin rejected claims that she bore any responsibility for the shooting.   President Barack Obama led a nationally televised memorial service on January 12, and other memorials took place.  Every aspect of the life of accused killer Jared Lee Loughner is under a microscope by the entire political spectrum and this too will create more of the blame game which is the tone of todays politics. Under Federal law, the attempt on the life of a Congress person (thats Gabby and her staffers) is considered an assassination.

After all "someone has to be blamed", since that's the nature of the rhetoric today. The tragedy of this whole situation is that it could have been avoided.  The bizarre actions of the shooter went unheralded after both school officials and police met him on several occasions. 

No Baker act, no mental health activity originated, simply no help. In defense, no clues.   When stopped for a traffic infraction shortly before the shooting, he had the right paperwork, no warrants and was issued a warning.

The gun and ammunition used offered no resistance to the purchase. They (GUN) came from Sportsman's Warehouse and (Ammo) Wal-Mart.  Again, clues, no follow up and a failed system. The most important part is where did he get the thirty round magazines? 


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On their website I located the following:  "Like no other pistol, GLOCK pistols permit almost unrestricted compatibility of the magazines within a caliber. Standard magazines, for instance, can also be used for backup weapons. Compact and subcompact GLOCK pistol model magazines can be loaded with a convincing number of rounds - i.e. GLOCK 26: up to 33 rounds.  

The innovative polymer frame of the GLOCK pistol does not require grip shells. As a result, it has considerably more space for the magazine body and enables double-row staggered cartridge configuration. For this reason, GLOCK pistols are superior in firepower to conventional pistol models of the same size. GLOCK magazines have a stiff metal tube encased in the proven GLOCK high-tech polymer. This resists deformation - even when dropped from great height or exposed to extreme environment conditions.

Mass-shooting suspect Jared Lee Loughner bought the gun used in Saturday’s killings on Nov. 30 at the Sportsman’s Warehouse, 3945 W. Costco Drive, the Associated Press and Washington Post report.   FBI Director Robert Mueller confirmed the timing of the purchase today and said it was a Glock model 19 9mm semi-automatic handgun.  The handgun purchase was legal, authorities said, and Loughner was not a prohibited possessor.

Loughner emptied one magazine during the shootings that killed six people and injured another 13, including U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, his target, authorities said. A woman at the scene prevented Loughner from loading a second magazine, said Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik.

WAL-MART HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT  —  "This is a horrific tragedy. We share in the sadness for those people whose lives were ended too soon and we're praying for the recovery of those who were injured."  "We are cooperating with federal and local law enforcement agencies and remain in close contact with them." An associate recognized a picture of Mr. Loughner on TV as being someone they had seen in one of our stores.
Dan Fogelman, Wal-Mart Spokesman.

MAKES NO SENSE  —  Nothing close to rational for what he did. Nothing makes sense. In the search of his motivation for shooting Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the head and slaughtering random innocents, including a 9-year-old girl, the blame game is in full swing.  Ironically, the premier target is Sarah Palin.

Fox News, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Bill O'Reilly and the rhetoric they spew 24/7 basis are like the seeds to a farmer. Nor today will be the day but tomorrow might in the mind of one who hears voices and follows commands of demons. It's obvious none of them actually had anything to do with this travesty, but their rhetoric certainly stirs the hearts and minds of the heartless and mindless.

A FEW DAYS PRIOR  —  Gabby had made statements about Palin's online map that put certain districts in crosshairs indicating that Republicans should target their representatives for defeat in the elections. Her sense of survival and fear brought this to the surface as shown in many interviews. She knew what Palins rhetoric could possibly do. A seed, an image, nothing more, but like any harvest, seeds grow and combined with the daily dose of this rhetorical sunshine, the crop comes in.

THE COMMENTARY  —  This now deleted image from Sarah Palin website will be reason this terrible shooting has huge political ramifications, CNN's Piers Morgan tweeted, linking to an image of the crosshairs map.

When Palin put crosshairs on a map, pointing to Rep. Gifford and nineteen other Democratic targets, both men and women, she urged followers to 'reload' & 'aim' for Democrats," tweeted Michael Moore, the filmmaker known for his documentaries.

"Congresswoman Giffords in AZ, who is ON Sarah Palin's crosshairs map was shot in the head today. 

Happy now Sarah?" tweeted actress, comedienne, commentator Kathy Griffin.

Keith Olbermann,  said Beck and O'Reilly should apologize on air for inspiring the killer and, if they don't, their sponsors should repudiate them and President Obama should consider canceling an interview scheduled on Fox with O'Reilly on Super Bowl Sunday.

THE POPE OF POOP SPEAKS  —  HE’S DEAD NOW —  MANY SAID GOOD RIDDANCE Fox News head (code name Ober Shiesten-Flinger) Roger Ailes noted that maps with images of targets on them are often used in politics, including one from the Democrats in 2007 that contained "targets on it for the Palin district."  

This is true, they used arrow targets and little mention of guns. The difference is that Palin is all gun.  Her entire spiel to the masses is all about lock and load, then reload. 

Since the NRA is one of her biggest supporters, it all makes sense. She pretends to talk their talk, just follow the money... see who else in Congress takes the dues money from the NRA.  

These are registration marks, but easily confused with gunsights. 

Nevertheless, Ailes said he advised personalities on Fox News to tread lightly. In an email reportedly that had leaked earlier to the incident he told the Channel of Spin to cool things down a bit. After the shooting,  

"I told all of our guys, shut up, tone it down, make your argument intellectually," he told Simmons. "You don't have to do it with bombast. Remember Palin works for Fox news.

And Roger is the scumbag that all the women at FOX feared.

PALIN TWEETS   —  Up, up, and away and crash. As soon as the event hit the headlines and Sarah's map popped up they dropped it from her Facebook and the web. 

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Too late, one of her aids, Sarah Palin's new media aide, Rebecca Mansour sought to deflect attention from an electoral map Palin posted on her Facebook page last March in an appearance on Tammy Bruce's radio show.

The images long described as crosshairs or rifle sights were actually just surveyor's symbols, Mansour said'.

If you want to spin, get your information correct. She claims in the inevitable spin game the gunsight icons were "SURVEYORS MARKS", please, please, cork that. 

Another substitution and spin that shows stupidity above and beyond the call of duty.  We believe we have the truth. To set the record straight and to educate Palin's dumb ass spokes-peep, those are not "Surveyors marks".  They can't even get the spin right! They are "Registration Marks" used in lithographic or offset plate printing for the past fifty years.   

Is Sarah Palin to blame for this tragedy?  No, not directly. The deranged psychopath that went postal does take the blame,  but who set the stage or planted the seed.   Congress in my opinion.  When people can't get solution from those we elect they take things into their own hand. 

I find it amazing we are, as I learned from MSNBC Lawrence O'Donnell last night, the only country with a phrase for going off the top and shooting fellow Americans for no substantial reason at all. "Going Postal" is a phrase unique to the US.

Is Sarah Palin innocent and devoid of all responsibility.  No, she in competition with Beck, and Rush Limbaugh are just as wacko as those who pull triggers, they are catalysts.  

She is possibly the most vocal advocates in the political spectrum, she contribute­d to the aura of violent and intolerant rhetoric that continues to get worse each day and now the seeds of that rhetoric start to sprout.

Some claim her map was done months ago and irrelevant. Thats when this seed might of taken hold, and worse. She was able to use that as a political wedge for her financial advantage, for the sacrifice of many.

THE "BLOOD LIBEL" STORY —  NOTEWORTHY POINT UPFRONT  — Gabrielle Giffords was born in Tucson, Arizona, to Gloria Kay Fraser and Spencer J. Giffords. Her father is a first cousin of director Bruce Paltrow, whose daughter is actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Giffords was raised in a mixed religious environment by her Jewish father and Christian Science-practicing mother. She has identified herself solely with Judaism since 2001, belonging to Congregation Chaverim, a Reform synagogue, in Tucson. She is Arizona's first Jewish Congresswoman.

PALINS RESPONSE TO THE SHOOTING AND BLOOD LIBEL  —  Sarah Palin in an eight minute infomercial on Facebook gave her response to the shootings in Arizona, slamming those who blamed her gun tooting spiel and her "crosshairs" election map for the shooter's actions. 

Naturally it is on Facebook since thats the place her followers mingle to hear the worthy trash she puts out all about, you guessed it "Sarah Palin". Nothing else exists in her world except her. We have finally tagged her as the "Goebbels of Gossip".

In the eight minutes of drivel in a picturesque setting looking to upstage the President, the wounded, the deceased, and anyone else that takes TV time away from her, she paid homage to the victims of the massacre, and expressed her "sadness" at the "irresponsible statements from people attempting to apportion blame for this terrible event."  And immediately went into her self indulgent talking points which is expected because she has nothing noble to talk about.

She goes on to say: "Journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn." 


A)  She is blatantly a frikken idiot and her press gal is a super frikken idiot.
B)  She has no class at all and about as Presidential as Adolf Hitler and Mussolini Combined
C)  She's using the teleprompter and doesn't know what she is reading. 
D)  She is obviously anti-semented. (Thats anti-semetic and demented at the same time)

E)  All of the above and final answer!     100% Chose “ E"

FROM WIKIPEDIA  —  DEFINITION OF BLOOD LIBEL  —  Blood libel also "blood accusation" refers to a false accusation or claim that religious minorities, usually Jews, murder children to use their blood in certain aspects of their religious rituals and holidays.  

Historically, these claims have–alongside those of well poisoning and host desecration–been a major theme in European persecution of Jews. 

The libels typically allege that Jews require human blood for the baking of matzos for Passover. The accusations often assert that the blood of Christian children is especially coveted, and, historically, blood libel claims have often been made to account for otherwise unexplained deaths of children.

In some cases, the alleged victim of human sacrifice has become venerated as a martyr, a holy figure around whom a martyr cult might arise. A few of these have been even canonized as saints, like Gavriil Belostoksky.

In Jewish lore, blood libels were the impetus for the creation in the 16th century of the Golem of Prague by Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel. Many popes have either directly or indirectly condemned the blood accusation, and no pope has ever sanctioned it. These libels have persisted among some segments of Christians to the present time.

You have to wonder — given the "terrible meaning and repercussions" of the phrase, not to mention the "terrible irony that Rep. Giffords is Jewish" — if Palin was "familiar with its actual definition."
 She had enough practice attending three different churches in Wasilla, not happy with finding the message she was thinking.  Even the one with snake charming and witchcraft demonizing she participated in riding the world of.  The last burning bush was thousands of years ago,  she is not quite ready for that phone call in the middle of the night.

THE PRESIDENT SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE —  Barack Obama  — spoke from the heart, his heart spoke to the heart of this country, he spoke for the people, he spoke as a father, a husband, a brother and sister and he was our leader telling us the path to take.  The resounding words delivered as only OBAMA could do brought acceptance and applause from both sides of the aisle for at least a few hours till the righteous wing talking heads opened their mouths.  He brought a hope for a future of civility and discourse our children would be proud of. He gave us a plan for civility in a time of pain and turmoil.

AND THEN PALIN SPOKE  (The Aftermath)  —  Sarah Palin's eight minute, "I am Sarah Palin" was just like her TV reality series, all about Palin and less about ALASKA. This was about Palin and accusations. But this time she crossed the line.  At a time of mourning, pain and hurt she drew or tried to draw attention to herself.

She defended her infamous crosshairs visual.  She used words and phrases she probably did not know what she was talking about. Some called it brash, some like Pat Buchannon who is so right-sided his car can't do left turns, praised her for her courage in defending herself.  But the majority with the exception of the Tea Pots, praised the President and were embarrassed by her. 

Does she relate her drop in popularity with the suffering and death of hundreds of thousands of Jews across centuries in Europe who were falsely accused of ritually murdering Christian children?  Well there goes her Jewish vote. Both Jews I know who liked her changed their minds. The other twenty million think she's a movie star who can't act.

In another point she misquoted Ronald Reagan's quote  that lawbreakers are "accountable" for their actions—rejecting "the idea that society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker." Reagan’s point was that the wider society, its climate and its shortcomings, can't excuse a criminal. 

This is Sarah Palin's latest attempt at making noise for herself. Remember New Year's Eve when someone gave you one of those paper noisemakers and you blew it in everyones face.  Next morning someone woke you by doing it back to you and you wanted to murder them. 

In the beginning she was surprised and tolerated and then you realize like a noisemaker, her time had come and gone and now she is annoying except to her fans whom I think need a good  Rorschach test which is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation.   

It is obvious she didn't know what the phrase "Blood libel meant". It's also obvious she did not know that Gabby Gifford's was Jewish. Thats the problem, like the loaded gun she is, the mouth opens and stupid uninformed hatred of everything rhetoric come out.  I t really stands out as the gaff of the century. This was not her day, this day belonged to the victims, their families, and the country.

SHE NEEDS TO GO PUBLIC  —  When I see Palin I see a strikingly good looking woman in her Bancroft eyeglasses, wonderfully dressed and coutured. Her appeal is threefold, she tells people what they want to hear and only speaks to those people who want to hear it.  And she does not take press questions.

In the mainstream press, they would destroy her. She does not have the cohesiveness of thought a talented confident bearer of good will, a leader, needs. And thats because she has done nothing for the country except split it, opened the cracks and let the idiots out.

When she ventures out to mainstream, she falls flat on her face. Thats why she will not take questions from the press and resorts to Facebook and Twitter where she controls the social dialogue, for her following or curiosity seekers.

She is cold, calculating and lacks a good dose of humility. She is a phenomena created by an accident of McCain's team, she has destroyed good politicians, she supports and creates lies and has added to the fuel of the discourse.  She missed an opportunity to reach out to America and showed a lack of love and compassion. She took the low road and she drove herself into the swamp.


1- 56 percent of Americans view her unfavorably
2- Unfavorable rating amongst women voters has gone up 10 points. 
3- 59 percent of independent voters don't like her up 14% 

The Tucson shooting is part of it. In a moment of time when the nation needed healing, her mouth was all Palin which in turn, out of ignorance or stupidity (the juries still out on this one) exasperated the Jewish Community.  The “Blood Libel” affront to Jews. This was a double whammy… 

PERSONALLY  —  I am growing tired of Palin and listening to her constant negativism, ignorance and lies. I imagine going by the poles, much of America is too.  Also, now we know one of the reasons John McCain lost the election. They looked at McCain, his thinking out of touch; some felt the election tired him, his age and health questionable; and somewhat irrational decisions. 

She was what the party needed to go against the possible Obama-Clinton ticket. But if anything happened to McCain, she would step in as President and people saw that and it didn't work, she was not a prime time player.  John McCain went down in flames and never really recovered. The whole bit with the mavericks and independent thinking got swarmed over by the birth of the Tea Pot Party movement.

Her followers in lesser numbers are still there, even the worst of mankind has followers to this day. In the political arena they all have followers, but the ones who do count in Washington are careful to avoid her or avoid commenting about her. When trapped they tell you how nice she is, behind the doors when the Bourbon comes out at 4:00 PM in the back office, it's another story.  

The underlying thing about her is fear. They are afraid of her, some see her as a smoker in a dynamite factory. She is now, after the latest remarks characterized as a loose cannon, someone dangerous and that if they comment on her, she will retaliate in the worst way. 

STILL CRANKING OUT LIES  —  There's nothing new about her. If you had no choir, you have no Palin. She only plays to the choir. She will be good for the National Rifle Association, they ate up those fake scenes in My Alaska where she shoots a herded and literally corralled Caribou at 100 yards with a scoped rifle and three coaches, camera men, sound techs and guides.  They did everything but paralyze the caribou.

I was hoping in the bear scenes one would charge after her. That’s what would make a show I would watch. That would be reality in Alaska where the real people seek a solace with nature.  Not a killing for the camera,  not this staged infomercial about herself.  She is as fake as the words and scenes she created. Not Alaska, thats real.  She is a sham to the good people of Alaska who deserve better.

SHE IS NOT PRESIDENTIAL, SHE IS NOT GUBERNATORIAL, SHE IS A QUITTER  —  is not the hero of the school board, Wasilla HS has its problems, she was the mayor of a town smaller than my Condo community, she did not sell the airplane on eBay, and the list goes on. Her books are all ghosted.  Much of her touted resume was created by staff and blown over.   It may turn out to be the longest running reality show on TV. And then finally it will be gone. I’m just wondering, which will survive longer, her on-going mega drama or the “Jersey shore”.

 The letters of the word  COMPLAIN when rearranged spells P-A-L-I-N- M-O-C-S 

LOOK ELSEWHERE  —  Till they find a leader with VISION not rhetoric.  The real Republican party knows words alone mean little. Sarah Palin is not that person, she lacks the simple, yet intellectual fortitude and ability to sort out the answers. I could think of a few others the GOP would be better supporting, like Alfred E. Neumann.  

The economics of the times might be a boost for such an idea but it’s also the recipe for a perfect storm as elections and principles will be distorted and ratified by outsiders with lies and distortions. But they were too quick to jump on the first body that came along.  And she is playing them like fools. That will displace anyone really talented to try to make and lead a viable party. No one will go up against that mouth. Thus she is killing them and they don’t have a clue. 

As usual, she went on and on with her cute jokes playing to the audience who was there to ingest everything she said that they based their mantra and feedbags on.  

Her mantra "Drill, Baby, Drill" was cute, and a lot of idiots cheered her on at these whistle stops but maybe they should be in Louisiana right now or any of the other gulf states about to be decimated by off shore deepwater drilling. 

It now represents the biggest disaster in the history of the United States,  SPILL, SPILL, SPILL, is what she is all about.  Stupid remarks oozes out and then they have to clean up after her. That seems to be all she has to offer. 

This will be a long and ongoing project, you will not see the end of her, she will survive, I guarantee it and maybe not a President, but possibly the biggest spoiler since H. Ross Perot and Ralph Nader.  A million years from now they will herald her arrival as the NEW ERA OF PALINTOLOGY.  It will exit followed by the ERA of  PALINTOXOLOGY.  Her rhetoric does nothing but poison good minds.

PALIN VISITS HOLY LAND  —  Like the other losers on the future Republican party, think of this for a second, the front runners are: Sarah Palin, total package of nothing;  Michelle Bachman, re-history writer;  Donald Trump, who I just lost complete respect for;  Handsome Romney who just bitches and stands around; 

Cherubic guitar player Mike Huckabee who is a true a-hole in word and verse and Fig Newton Gingrich, the former death of the Republican party. Thats not the class of 2012, thats the detention room.  As Ronald Reagan's son said on MSNBC, "you gotta laugh because thats how bad the party is".

CNN - Following in the footsteps of several other Republicans considering a presidential bid, Sarah Palin was in Jerusalem Monday to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and take in some local sight-seeing.  

Media was not high on her list of priorities so a few were only able to catch up with her at a hastily arranged photo-op at the Western Wall. No public word from her camp about this Telegraph report that says a visit to the West Bank city of Bethlehem was aborted at the last-minute for reasons unknown.  

Her "Blood Libel” accusations and comments to the Jewish people might of had something to do with it but basically a jew like myself sees her as an idiot with a mouth who like any disaster seems to draw both the press and a right wing idiot following.

JEWISH DEFENSE LEAGUE JOKE —  Netanyahu asked if SARA wanted to go to the West Bank, she replied; No, I already have my MasterCard with Bank of America.    Stunned he explained where it was and she replied, " I can see it from my bedroom window".  With the bombings and the grief the Israeli's have sustained, did they really have to have Palin dumped on them too?

SARAH PALIN   (™)  TRADEMARKED  —  Alaska's most famous politician/ pageant queen/ hunter/ vice presidential candidate/ and mental buffoon will get her name trademarked after all.  Maybe burnt into her forehead, or crib-sheeted into the palm of her hand. Old habits like cheating on tests never go away.

Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol are expected to have trademarks on their names approved within three months after re-filing (maybe too many spelling mistakes) and resubmitting their paperwork.Since nobody challenged it, the names “Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin” will be trademarked.

SARAH’S APPLICATION READS  —  The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font, style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in the mark identifies 'Sarah Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of record. Class 35-advertising and business for information about political elections; providing a website featuring information about political issues (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 102). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996. Class 41-educational and entertainment services, namely providing motivational speaking services in the field of politics, culture, business and values (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 107). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996.

BRISTOL’S APPLICATION  —  The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font, style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in the mark identifies 'Bristol Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of record. For educational and entertainment services, namely providing motivational speaking services in the field of life choices (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 107). First use 3-1-2009; In commerce 3-1-2009.Basis:

WIDE RANGING REFERENCES  —  References to "political issues" online and "educational and entertainment services," including "motivational speaking." 

Entertainment, I question that? Only those of a certain mental aptitude find her screechy voice insulting, demeaning ways entertaining. It’s the same crew who think WWE Pro Wrestling is real.Wow, we need a faceoff between Sarah and Linda McMahon.Maybe a tag team with Sarah and Bristol versus Linda McMahon and Ron Paul.

At least McMahon couldn’t kick anyone below the belt, anyone not on her team.But all three ladies could gang up on Paul, this is after all Palin politics. Look what she did for McCain!How many testicles did the wife of Vince McMahon wipe out in the ring?

Thus as one blogger asked, “Does this mean Sarah Palin will soon be making people pay for trying to cash in on her name"? 

"Every great Vice Presidential losing candidate needs a registered trademark attached to their name," especially the PALIN, since she’s the biggest loser challenging big time losers like Gore and Quayle.This process is to protect the products and endorsements that produce revenue.


“ Lose with Class, Then Slam Their Ass”
“ Speaking in Tongues means Never Saying You’re Sorry”
“ Alaska First”, Right After Me”
“ A Moose in Every Pot”
“ Pot in Every Pot Of Moose"
“ If Ignorance is Bliss, I Couldn’t be Happier”
“ Palin Means Never Ever Saying You’re Sorry, Ever”

DANCE STUDIOS  —  The announcement of the Bristol Palin Dance Studio’s, soon opening in a strip mall near you didn’t come as a shock to anyone. Soon there will be suits against those who use the “Palin Cha-Cha Step” which basically is two steps forward and three steps backward.

Featured at the studios will be a line of dresses Bristol wore on the show “Dancing With the Stars”, especially the bright Orange number she wore which was so gaudy and ugly Vladmier Vanovitsky, a Russian dress designer commented, “ I could see it without TV from the porch of my Dacha in Minsk.  Even a Russian peasant wouldn't be seen in it. Not alive that is...

USABLE NICKNAMES  —  Since you cannot or will not be permitted to use Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin for commercial usage, you might have to resort to nicknames. We found a few on the web at a great read, THE DAILY KOS, and added a few of our own. There is a lot of voting (survey) as to the best nickname at that site.

CUTE:  “ Sarah Barracuda”    " Sarah Bablical"    “ Caribou Barbie”    “ Moose O’lini”    “ Palin-Drone"   “ Chick Cheney”     “ Half-Baked Alaskan”     “ Blunder Woman”     “ Snow Job Square Glasses”“ Snark Shark”    “ Granny Grifter”    “ Snowdrift Snooki”    “ The Grizzled Mama”   “ The Klondike Kardashians”   “ The Idita-broad”    “ The Tundra Twit”     “ The Paliontologist”  " McCain's Folly"    " The Idinerator”   "Sarah Burnt Heart "

NOT SO CUTE:  Don’t Connect as Well
“ Cruella”    “ Gidget”   “Governor Jesus Camp”   “VPILF” (Have no clue what this means)  “Fertilla the Huntress”  "The Bitch of Fridgia"

Our Contribution To The Voting By Proclaiming 

Our Favorite Is “ Half-Baked Alaskan”