JACK and REXELLA IMPE



JACK IMPE - CERTIFIED NUTCASE

Jack Leo Van Impe dropped out of the womb February 9, 1931 is an American televangelist who is known for his half-hour weekly television series Jack Van Impe Presents, an eschatological commentary ** on the news of the week through an interpretation of the Bible.    ** Denotes extreme interpretational bullshit.

Many critics consider him a truly devoted nutcase and the boys in white coats just haven’t nailed him yet.  His program airs around the world through both religious broadcasters and the purchase of paid programming time on commercial television stations. 

He is known as the “ Walking Bible” having memorized many scriptures.  Wonderfull, his wife, Rexella, shares his TV ministry as co-host and fellow boring accessory more than a contributor of anything intelligent.   Referred to as death warmed over, lots of plastic surgery and known for saying some really stupid things. 

Van Impe believes in one particular interpretation of a literal meaning of the Bible (King James Version) that states, according to Revelation 13, that a single world political leader (The Beast) and a single world religious leader (the False Prophet) will emerge, but The Rapture will happen before either leader comes to power. 

He believes that the Bible teaches that the world will be organized into ten political subdivisions, based on the ten-district plan set up by the Club of Rome, and that this ten-division world empire will be jointly ruled by the European Union and the Islamic world, which he believes are represented by the two iron legs of the prophetic dream statue in the Book of Daniel. Van Impe believes in the Prophecy of the Popes, and that according to said prophecy, Pope Francis is Peter the Roman, the predicted pope who will preside during Armageddon.  Van Impe preaches a Pre-Tribulation Rapture of 'The Body of Christ'.


PREDICTIONS AND WEIRD HORSE-SH*T BELIEFS
         
(to save space we are dropping the bible bable notations)
Van Impe also believes a one-world religion will form, named “ Chrislam”; the joining of the world's two largest religions Christianity and Islam. He believes that the Bible states that the world political leader will “come in peaceably" and create a seven-year peace deal involving Israel. 

Then, three and a half years into the peace, Russia, along with its Middle Eastern allies will break the peace by invading Israel, and the military of Russia and its allies will be decimated by nuclear warfare and pushed back to Siberia. Then China  will invade, and the military of China will likewise be decimated when Jesus returns.

CRITICISMS
In 2001, Jack and Rexella Van Impe won the (Comedic parodic fake) Nobel Prize in Astrophysics “ for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell.”

CONFLICT WITH TBN
In June 2011, Trinity Broadcasting Network refused to air an episode of "Jack Van Impe Presents" which criticized Robert Schuller and Rick Warren for promoting "Chrislam." In response, Van Impe ceased airing his show on TBN.

Jack Impe not only pushes the false eschatology doctrines of John F. Walvoord and Hal Lindsey, he is a leading ecumenical who praises John Paul II and the Roman Catholic Church every chance he gets. He also jumped on the Hal Lindsey false prophecy movement making numerous false prophecies concerning the date of the Rapture.  

He is the Dean of Rapture and other nonsense with a way of promoting his movement that cures both intelligence and constipation with a swift policy of sh*t for brains. The infamous crainial-rectal disorder.

Like the rest of these false teachers Jack supports a false religion (Babylonian Talmudic Judaism).  He is also a leading ecumenicalist who will join hands with anyone as long as they claimed to be a "Christian."  Their doctrines mean little to him.  I rate him a ten on the Babelfication scale which rates ten as a frickin idiot, beyond saving.  He does his show with some sickly looking woman who is his agree person or Bablification Supplimentor.  (Fellow bullshiter and agreement supervisor)  Death warmed over would sum it up.

 

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