THE REAL WORLD - THE UK



HER ROYAL HIGHNESS MEETS 

SIR DONALD OF DORK-CHESTER



THE REST OF THIS SECTION IS DEDICATED TO THOSE HEROS OF WWII

A PERSONAL AND WARM GREETING BY OUR HONORED

ALLIES TO THE VETERANS FROM THE US WHO ATTENDED

President T-RUMP, along with first lady Melania T-RUMP, she’s the tall beautiful Lady that follows him around like a puppy dog, has joined other world leaders in northern France to mark the 75th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, when Allied forces landed on the beaches of Normandy to push Nazi forces from France in the largest amphibious assault ever launched. Joining the President and the other world leaders were 173 US World War II veterans, including 65 who were there on D-Day. 


NATURALLY T-RUMP OPENS HIS MOUTH 

AND RUINS EVERYTHING WITH HIS TWEETS

  • When President T-RUMP landed in the United Kingdom earlier this morning, the start of a three-day state visit, and he hadn’t even landed on the ground before he started tossing out insults on Twitter.   He slammed London Mayor Sadiq Khan, a frequent T-RUMP critic, by calling him a “stone cold loser” and mocking his height. 
  • Khan had criticized Trump over the weekend, comparing his language to that of a 20th century fascist. A spokesperson for Khan said Trump’s “  childish insults” were “beneath the President of the United States."
  • He also took a swipe at the newest royal, Meghan Markle, by calling the Duchess of Sussex "nasty." He later said he never said that, but it’s right there on video.  Oh, he lies, again and again
  • Trump’s visit included a trip to Buckingham Palace where he to meet with Queen Elizabeth, a news conference with outgoing Prime Minister Theresa May and an observance of the 75th anniversary of D-Day on England’s south coast.   Reports that he fell asleep or dozed off during the Queens speech were caught by the cameras, another embarrassment to the United States.  


  • EDITOR: British officials were relieved that T-RUMP left the country without any political disasters. The White House, which hasn’t had many overseas wins, is also pleased with the trip till he started the tweeting.  Then Good By was replaced by Good Riddance kept under the table as the Brits maintain their dignified approach to this scumbag. 

  • President Donald T-RUMP spent most of Thursday in Normandy, France, to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day and honor the Americans who fought and died to liberate France from Nazi occupation in World War II.  But he didn’t let the solemnity of the occasion stop him from talking trash about his political enemies.   It’s a longstanding tradition that American politicians are supposed to “leave politics at the water’s edge” when they travel abroad — meaning you don’t smear your political opponents when you are outside the country. Politicians of both parties have broken the unwritten rule in the past, but T-RUMP has done so repeatedly, and with gusto.

  • That Scumbag Draft Dodger Coward should not be allowed on that hallowed ground where so many gave their lives and are resting with their brothers in arms.  It is a place for hero’s, not scumbags and draft dodgers. Those rich, some celebrities and the politically privileged got away with murder, lies and bribes and lied to the draft board which should be a capitol offense.

  • If this is the new American Royal Family, something has to happen to put the wholes mess to rest before its at a point where nothing or no one can stop this travesty.  It will take decades for anyone to straighten out the messes he has made and it’s reaching a point where something has to happen.



WE HAVE GONE BEYOND THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND MAKE THE FIRST UNIVERSAL CLAIM AS HIS MAJESTY DONALD J. T-RUMP IS TRULY THE GALACTIC IDIOT
“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. 

He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.” 




THE FIRST LADY

London (CNN)The visit this week of President Donald T-RUMP and first lady Melania T-RUMP to England, Ireland and France, featured no public speaking engagements from the first lady — a solo event at 10 Downing Street in London with the husband of Prime Minister Theresa May did not include official remarks.

After a dance performance during a brief cultural performance at the airport in Shannon, Ireland, Melania T-RUMP  according to a readout released by her press office more than one day later, said the first lady spoke briefly to the dancers.   "Thank you to the performers for sharing your talents with me this afternoon. Ireland is a beautiful place and I enjoyed the opportunity to experience these unique Irish traditions. Thank you to Shannon Heritage for hosting this lovely event,” she said.

In lieu of the speeches and the public remarks -- and perhaps because she has become known as one of the most fashionable women in the world -- for Melania Trump, the visuals are even more acute. This may be especially so because she is less publicly verbose than most of her immediate predecessors — for the curious public, sometimes there’s just a visual to chew over.  Donald Dork-brain couldn’t handle the recognition if she did speak because he can’t handle truth.


THEY CALL IT FASHION DIPLOMACY
There is the ongoing discussion over a first lady's choices -- should she pay homage to the host country by wearing designs by a homegrown designer? Michelle Obama was a big proponent of going that route, and would frequently travel globally with outfits specifically culled based on the label's association with the spots she would visit. Other first ladies, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush among them, would go the route of wearing iconic American designers on foreign soil, to represent the United States abroad.



SHE PICKED FELLOW SCUMBAGS DOLCE AND GABBANA
For her most iconic moment, an audience with the Queen of England and her family, Mrs.T-RUMP had chosen to wear a custom-designed Dolce & Gabbana, an Italian fashion house with a longstanding relationship with the first lady.  Yet the brand has been exceedingly loyal to T-RUMP  who has worn them repeatedly since her husband took office, including for her official portrait, in which she sports a Dolce & Gabbana black suit.  

I guess their insults to the commoners and their racial insensitivity mean little to the White House and thats why there is a bill to rename it the Sh*t House while the TRUMPS live there.  Dolce & Gabbana also made the headlines several times in recent months for their controversial comments surrounding race and sexuality.

In November they canceled a runway show in China after cries of racial insensitivity following a marketing campaign that featured a video of a Chinese model attempting to eat Italian food with chopsticks. 

The Chinese uproar over Dolce & Gabbana’s controversial ad campaign raged on as thousands of products from the Italian luxury fashion house were removed from China’s biggest shopping websites and calls to boycott the brand gained traction.

Cross-border e-commerce site Yangmatou said late Wednesday night that it had taken 58,000 D&G products off its site, saying that, “ The motherland is more important than anything else.”  Alibaba Group Holding Ltd.’s Tmall shopping portal, a search for D&G in both English and Chinese returned no results. Searches on popular shopping sites like www. JD.com  and NetEase’s Kaola also returned no results for D&G items.



IVANKA NOT TO BE UPSTAGED



Both of them were on-the-nose ’80s-inspired looks, and like everything these women wear, it was intentional. Melania and Ivanka Trump, and to a larger extent many of the people in Trump’s world, have embraced the over-the-top, excessively feminine (or, in the president’s case, masculine) fashions of the decade. And in a way, it makes sense: ’80s excess and the aesthetics of Trumpism have plenty in common.   ( He’s quite the man from another era and should have never left as he is not in touch with reality)

The first lady MELANIA has always been a fashion enigma and IVANKA is a very competitive person

Melania Trump doesn’t say much, but she often communicates through her clothes. She is the type of first lady to survey hurricane damage while wearing stilettos and visit migrant children at the US-Mexico border in a jacket with the phrase “I really don’t care, do u?” scrawled on the back. 

She has worn symbols of European colonialism while on a visit to Africa and then reportedly expressed frustration that the press was focusing on her outfits.Ivanka T-RUMP did that evening, wearing a voluminous baby blue shirt-dress gown with embellishments by designer Carolina Herrera.  It retails for $11,000.   Unlike her stepmother, the Herrera would be the only outfit Ivanka wore in public during the London leg of the trip that was not British-made. 



THE PRESIDENTIAL VEST AND WHITE TAILS 

 FEATURED THE ORCA WHALE LOOK


THE QUEEN (Who stuck me with this Pompass ass…I’ll have his head)


                 


EDITOR:   The President wore white tails to the white tie event, but his tuxedo, from head to toe, was lambasted for being remarkably ill-fitted.  Some including myself disagreed when the critics termed it the “  Whale Look” in mens fashion. A rash too speedily made decision requiring a review… 

After much soul searching and rethinking the comparison in addition to my love of whales, I was uncomfortable then it might not be captured nor embraced by the fashion conscious and I searched for a better representation.   I found it with friends from Sea World who said he looks like an ORCA.  He truly looks like an ORCAOrcas are the top of the food chain in the Ocean. A position T-RUMP has achieved. Hopefully one day we can feed him to the ORCAS.  
My goodness they were right, he does look like an ORCA.

THE WHITE HOUSE TAILOR

The White House tailor says he is not responsible for Trump’s ill-fitted and awkward tux he wore for state banquet at Buckingham Palace  Ismet Dil’s company Scogna Formal Wear, where he’s the master tailor, has provided dinner jackets and tails to America’s leaders for over a century.

The official tailor to the White House has refused to take the blame for President Donald Trump’s widely mocked tuxedo at the state banquet with Queen Elizabeth II during his official UK visit.   69-year-old Ismet Dil claimed he didn’t recognize the suit, which bore the brunt of harsh criticism online and was described for being “wrong in every way” by a Savile Row tailor. 

"This is my profession. It’s not right," Dil told The Times. "I don’t care if he is president. Someone is responsible — somebody helped him get dressed like that."   Trump's ludicrously long white waistcoat and a tux jacket that stopped halfway up his midriff did not do justice to his stature. The combination featuring overlong sleeves made the waistcoat look huge and the jacket look embarrassingly small, according to the craftsman.

Speaking to Daily Mail, Patrick Murphy, the head cutter at tailors Davies and Son, who are based in Savile Row, London, said “everything you can imagine” was wrong with the US leader’s outfit.  We added including the schmuck inside of it….

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