CHAPTER SEVEN - Poetry


THE HIDDEN POLITICAL POET IN ME


WHO WILL FIX HUMPTY - TRUMPTY

BREAKING EGG NEWS
When Humpty Trumpty fell off the wall, all the Kings horses and all the Kings men could not put Humpty Trumpty back together again.  How Sad... 

The wall on which the cannon was positioned...by Mueller and fired upon during the siege, and Humpty T-Rumpty went tumbling down.  It was severely damaged in the fall and, as the rhyme says, “  All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men couldn’t put T-Rumpty together again.”  All the Superglue had been previously used in his hairspray.

After much discourse on the subject discussing our relationship today with our foreign allies I realize we are in a severely injured position because of President Trump’s diplomatic free for all screw-ups involving walls, immigration, extreme prejudice and the spreading of hatred.

He is the modern version of the Egg Head who sat on a wall during a battle. yes he was a draft dodger, with fake letters from doctors.  According to acceptable rules we’ll just rename T-RUMP as Hump-Me Dumpy due to his braggadocio attitude with women and his roving hands.



HUMPTY - TRUMPTY

Humpty T-rump-ty wants to build a fake wall,
But his stupidity and lies caused him a great fall
All of the Senate old gray heads and bosses...
Will find out in 2020 when they lose in great loses..

Sooner or later his base will wake up, they were screwed by his lies 
And Jesus will wake up the Evangelicals who drop the fake tithes.... 
He is a human driftwood, a lepers pariah
Suicide the end game for those who follow the fake Messiah...

His disruptions, being kind also known as three years of insults, 
Bigly lies embarrassments,  false promises, threats and a lots of fake impulse...
His bullshit will not be easy to undo, even with all those dumb minds that write
Stephen Miller,  Kelly Conway, and worthless Sarah Sanders create his fake smite...

A small poem by Al Jacobson


THT-RUMP REQUIEM
‘NO LIARS REMORSE

I FEAR FOR ALL, THE DEATH OF FREEDOM, THE REBIRTH OF HATE
 BY A MAN WHO ADMIRES DICTATORS, HE WISHES TO EMULATE

AND THE REAL PEOPLE WILL RISE, I BELIEVE SOON THEY WILL HAVE HAD ENOUGH
OF HIS LIES, IN THE LEANING OF THIS DEMOCRACY, WE HAVE TO BE AS TOUGH 

IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO SIT AND MOTE
ACTION, ACTION, FROM TODAY WE HAVE TWO YEARS 
THANK GOD, ANOTHER CHANCE TO VOTE!

NO ONE CAN SAY WE ARE A PERFECT UNION WITH JUSTICE 
AND EQUALITY FOR ALL,  HOW SAD...
BUT WE ARE BETTER THAN THE DIRECTION WE ARE BEING TAKEN, 
WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY BIGLY INCREDIBLY BAD

WE QUESTION THOSE WHO LEAD US TO DARKNESS AND DESTRUCTION
INSTEAD OF THEIR PROMISES OF EDUCATION, INFRASTRUCTURE, AND RECONSTRUCTION

ALL STEMMING FROM ONE VOICE WITH A MYRIAD OF SEDUCTION
THATS DESERVED TO BE TWITTED OUT OF EXISTENCE BY LIP LIPOSUCTION...

IT’S REALLY A BIGLY AND SIMPLY TO GET RID OF WHATS WRONG...
ONE GOOD LYNCH MOB OF VIGILANTES, YOU CAN GET FOR A SONG...

AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, GET RID OF HIS CORROSIVE CREW,
FOR ALL THE STEALING, LIEING, AND COLLUSION THEY HAVE MANAGED TO SPREW... 

A NEW BRAZILIAN DICTATOR JUST LIKE TRUMP WAS BORN
DIVISIVENESS AND PREJUDICE IN A TRUMP WORLD OF SCORN

A BAD MONTH FOR THE WORLD, AND HUMANITY IS LOST
ALL INCIDENTS OF HATE TRIGGERED... WITH A LETHAL COST

THEY CALL IT NATIONALISM, POPULARISM AND 
HE’LL TELL YOU, HIS MANTRA IS TO MAKE US GREAT
BACKED BY LIES, INNUENDOES, STORIES AND HATE.

THESE ARE SAD TIMES FOR THE COUNTRY...
ALL STIMULATED BY A HATEFUL PRESIDENTE
WITH A WISH FOR A LEGACY, THATS VERY DEMENTE

HIS CALLING HAS HURT BOTH THE BLACKS, BROWNS AND THE JEWS,
HIS WORDS PROMOTE NOTHING BUT HATE AND THE REAL FAKE NEWS

HIS DEMEANOR IS ONE WHO IS VERY UNCOUTH,
NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THAT CALLING BY ALL HIS UNTRUTH

JUST LIKE PUTIN, KIM JUNG UN, MBS, DUTERTE, AND BOLSONARO 
ALL CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO AVOID A  DANGEROUS SCENARIO

HE IS PRETENDING AND BE-FRIENDING TO BE PART OF THE GANG
HOPEFULLY ONE DAY WE WILL SEE HIS PORTRAIT HANG 

AND AT THE WISH OF THOSE OF THE DILETTANTE
IN A LANDFILL, ON A STONE, SURROUNDED BY TRASH
HEIL TO THE FAKE PRESIDENTE

A NEW SHORT poem by Al Jacobson 3-16-2019



DEDICATED TO ROCKET MAN VERSUS THE T-RUMP

AND THE MEETING IN HANOII

•  WASHINGTON MUST ACCEPT A POWERFUL GROWING NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA...
T-RUMP DOESN’T UNDERSTAND AND KEEPS SPROUTING HIS LONG WINDED DIARRHEA,

•  AND MY BETS ON KIM WINNING AND SCREWING THE DONALD... AGAIN, 
LOOK WHO IS BENDING TO WHO,  IT WON’T EVEN NEED THE STRIKE OF A PEN... 

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•  T-RUMP HAS ALREADY LOST, SO SAY THE BETS WERE THAT DONALD CAVES...
JUST FACT ... NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE RANTS AND RAVES...

•  THIS IS A POEM DEDICATED TO THE  DONALD AND MAINLY KIM, 
FOR A THE ODDS OF T-RUMP WINNING HAVE GROWN, VERY, VERY  SLIM...

•  THE LITTLE MAN OF NORTH KOREA SCREWED T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,
BUT ALAS, T-RUMP STILL LOVES KIM JONG UN VERY MUCH THE SAME... 

•  AND NOW WE KNOW WHATS REAL...
TRUMP LIED TO US, HE NEVER DID HAVE A DEAL !

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•  T-RUMP MADE ALL THE NEWS SHOWS WITH HIS VICTORY LAP... 
BUT IN REALITY T-RUMP’S BOGUS RAP WAS FULL OF CRAP...

•  HE PRAISED HIMSELF ALLOVER THE WORLD, HE THOUGHT IT A JOKE
AGAIN AS WITH MUCH OF TRUMP, IT WAS NOTHING BUT A CLOUD OF SMOKE

•  THE LITTLE ROCKET MAN MAKES BIGGER BOMBS AND STALLED FOR TIME...
KIM TURNED OUT A PLAN FOR A BIGGER BOOM THAT WORKED REAL FINE

•  THE FAKE RUSE WORKED BY THE “LITTLE MAN” THE STINKER, 
AND IGNORANT T-RUMP WENT FOR IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER

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•  T-RUMP HAS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING UNPREPARED AND LOSING IT, HE KNOWS NO RAGE,
KIM IS GRATEFUL TO THE T-RUMP,  HE PUT KIM RIGHT ON THE WORLDS MAIN STAGE

•  IN HIS MIND AND MOUTH T-RUMP IS GOING TO BE ALWAYS RIGHT,  
BUT NOT VERY GOOD IN THIS VERBAL MOUTH TO MOUTH FIGHT

•  I SUPPOSE HE CAN DO BETTER WRITING LOVE LETTERS BY HAND
SO LOVING, SO POETIC, SO FULL OF LOVE, SO ... OH SO GRANDSTAND

•  ALL FOR THE GRAND FINALE OF PEACE AND A GREAT SUMMIT,
ALAS THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TURNED OUT TO BE WAS  A RATING PLUMMET 

•  IN THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT T-RUMP  WAS UPSET AND QUITE BORED
 ALONE TO GO HOME IN AIR FORCE ONE, THE CAPTAIN HAD IT FLOORED

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•  AND THE ROCKET MAN STAYED IN TOWN TO MAKE FRIENDS IN NAM
WHILE T-RUMP LICKED HIS WOUNDS AND SHUT DOWN LIKE A CLAM

•  THIS TRIP COST US FIFTEEN MILLIONS TWICE FOR THE PLEASURE OF GETTING NOWHERE
A WASTE OF MONEY POORLY PLANNED BY THE MAN WITH THE SWEPT GOLDEN HAIR

•  WHILE T-RUMP PARADED HIS OWN ACCOLADES OF BEING A GREAT HANDLER 
THE LITTLE MAN BEAT T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,  AS THE LITTLEST MANGLER, 

•  AS THE TWITTS CAME CLAIMING IT WAS A SUCCESS BY T-RUMP, BOLTON AND FOX 
ONCE AGAIN THE TRUTH PREVAILED, 
IT SMELLED LIKE A PAIR OF WEEK OLD SOCKS

•  AND KIM IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WITH ONGOING TARIFF WARS WITH CHINA, 
A GOOD PLAY,  CHINA HIS PARTNER,  FOR T-RUMP A DOSE OF ANGINA

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•  FOR KIM, TIME FOR A GOOD SHOT OF WHISKEY, A FAVORED BEVERAGE
CELEBRATE!  SOMETHING STRONG, CAUSE T-RUMP HAS LOST ALL HIS LEVERAGE

•  T-RUMP CLAIMS HE DOES NOT DRINK, HE’S NOT A BOOZER
HIS BRAINS ARE JUST ROTTING ON DIET COKE, HIS GANGLIA A SOLID LOOSER...

•  SO T-RUMP BETTER BE CAREFUL AND WATCH WHO, WHAT, AND WHEN HE BERATES
HIS PROMISES, STORIES ALL MADE-UP, WITH AN ALIMENTARY GAS, THAT AERATES...

•  HIS CLAIMS ORIGINATE AND SHOT FROM THE HIP, THEY CREATE FAKE FART NEWS...
BULLSHIT 24/7 DAY IS DEPRESSING AND FOR MANY CAUSING THE BLUES...

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•  KIM, XI, CHINA, TRADE DEALS, TARIFFS, AND WEAPONS MIGHT NOT BE AS CONCLUSIONAL,
IT’S NO TIME FOR T-RUMP TO BRAG, LIES AND FALSEHOODS HAVE LABELED HIM DELUSIONAL

•  THE PROBLEM IS A MAN WHO LIES TO HIS FELLOW AMERICANS AND DOESN’T TEND TO THE TRUTH,
A MYSOGINISTIC NARCISSISSTIC FOOL WHO NEEDS TO SPEND TIME  
WITH GOD, DR FREUD, DR PHIL and DR RUTH...

A short poem by Alan Jacobson dedicated to Kim and Donald, may they spend the rest of their lives in hell together...  


THE  RUSSIAN COLLUSION

A POEM BY AL JACOBSON From My Book Of Poems About Assholes

To Donald with Love From Vlad 

Your twits and stones won’t break my bones, and twitter names will never harm me
But nukes, troops, ships, and cruise missiles might possibly alarm me.

Your claims and bravado from one who draft-dodged his countries service,
I laugh, you’re bragging, self adornment falls just short of making me nervous...

Spew all the junk, the flim, flam, and the twitts,  
Go back to playing with those porn queens t*t’s

Please keep twitting and claim fake if thats all that you can,
Since my GRB’s  superb hackers  just delete all your spam...

Be aware, my friend, I was trained by the elite KGB,
And we got all the hacks free by perusing the DOD

So be kind to me and keep kissing my ass...
For a scumbag like you, I’m way above your class

In the midst of all your trials, tribulations and talk of defense,
You nether-lands are well protected by your stooge Mike Pence 

And to think you can be my friend and imitate me, thats your quirk...  A simple coward pretend bully like you will always be a simple third grade jerk...

Have a bigly day....         
Your Fiend, Vladimir 


CHAPTER EIGHT

*02-11-2019   aljacobsladder.com 

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