VP MIKE PENCE  👺



VP  MICHAEL PENCE

Summary:  The Number One T-Rump Liar For Injustice,  Hatred, And

Incompetence, During The T-Rump Administration He Is An 

Evangelical Fraud Who Is Not Righteous With God…  

You Can’t Lie And Be On God’s Team…


He Made Ass-Kissing An Art Form
If T-RUMP is impeached, resigns, quits, or run out of town by vigilantes, meaning hanged then tried… the successor would be VP Mike Pence who couldn’t run a coin laundry with self-service coin changers.

Code named “ Sycophantically Weak ”  by the Secret Service, he is a T-RUMP follower with accolades of praise and talk of T-RUMPS leadership. The only thing T-RUMP and Pence have in common is when both speak I have to take a nausea pill to prevent throwing up.


He Made Boredom A Skill
Always standing on T-RUMPS right shoulder and with a death stare looking for words of wisdom from his mentor.

He is the one man audience that reminds me of those mindless cloned souls who sit in the North Korean audience rants on when Kim Jong Un makes a speech.  Just like Donald’s speeches, long, boring, useless and full of lies…


I Understand Him
It had occurred to me…Oh my god…what a thought, we’re finished, the greatest atonement excuser, is an Evangelical Christian proving every day his faith in redemption by standing by his man. If his faith is that strong he should stand in front of his man so when the fatal bullet arrives he’ll as they say,  “  Take one for the grifter”.  A .338 Lapua would get them both.


His Faith Is So Fake,  Jesus Turns Off The TV
His faith allows him to bullsh*t the world by saying wonderful things about the dumbest, ignorant unfit, prejudiced scumbag on the earth and he is his secondary liar,  ass-kisser and backup pure bullsh*t distributor with a devout Christian Evangelical Nutcase Aura surrounding him that stinks like gas passing in a small elevator.  

And even the greatest gas passers in the world think highly of him…PREPARATION H   Americas premier rectal formula voted Pence ‘ Man of The Year”. When you are up to your neck in sh*t, do what Mike Pence does he takes his right hand the one he swore to tell the truth in his oath, and reaches for PREPARATION H. 


Pence Is In Trouble  —  Doesn’t know it  — A Fool on the Hill —

👺 But the Trump era is unprecedented too, and Pence signaled, when he agreed that he would be Trump’s running mate, that he’s willing to do the unexpected.   But different vibes and predictions are showing up.  And T-Rump who is known for stabbing his allies in the back when threatened…   

At this point, as President Trump’s support weakens, Pence should weigh the merits of declaring he won’t be Vice President for a possible second term if it appears T-RUMP will lose.  Claim “ Bone spurs, severe hemorrhoids, a sore throat, bad bowel movements, anything but save your ass.  

Pence it worked for T-RUMP to lie and avoid the draft or in this case a hanging…you’re certainly good at it too,  but its not working anymore and you have by the election time the possibility of the blood of quarter of a million Americans dead on your hands.   Thats why he put you in charge, you will take the fall…


👺 Oh How We Duck The News
Last week, as the country erupted in protests following the death of George Floyd, Pence was not present when federal officers brutally cleared away demonstrators and the President walked to St. John’s Church and wordlessly hoisted a Bible to signify something about his leadership. 

Pence also absent when, on the next day, T-RUMP performed a similar display at the Saint John Paul II National Shrine.  It wasn’t a Baptist Church, might have a little to do about it…

But Pence is a Born A-gainer in the spirit EVANGELICAL loser, anti-abortion and spent time August 6, 2021  in Baptist Land Pinellas County Florida telling small crowds of how he was fighting very hard against abortion.  I’ve learned a lot about these Evangelicals and the people who tell you how much they are a person of Faith.  I have learned several things about him and it meets the criteria for Devout Moron.  He will pray his way out of the Corona Virus


👺 How To Spot A Devout Moron
One:  They talk the talk but don’t walk the walk…  their words talk of action, great acting…never happen…

Two:  The more they profess,  the more likely that they were guilty of something horrendous and had to find a salvation for their sins.

Three: He kisses T-RUMPS ego almost daily ad nauseam, he could tell you what T-RUMP had for breakfast yesterday… 

Four:  This man has to be the biggest frickin idiot since T-RUMP and only his boring demeanor and lack of anything substantial other than he is a composite of Excrement and Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer used on farmland…someone tell him spread the fertilizer on soil, not concrete…

Five:  He is against abortion but also against immigrants as he obviously took thousands of children away from their parents on the borders, some of whom never got back together again. They were like what you see at the dog pound with mats and covers, some died.

Six: Why is he touting anti-abortion when it’s not a severe problems and thousands are dying…

👺 Observation   If Jesus Rode In On A Jackass
Then Pence Is T-Rump’s Jackass…  He says with a straight face his adoration for the lowest scumbag ever elected to a high office by cheating and lieing.  Donald lies and Pence supports it… just as guilty.  As incredible as it sounds both the Tribal Indians of the great Sioux Nation and the ancient Laotion peoples (Centuries ago) spoke of “ He who carries the tales of the liar is just as guilty”.

T-RUMP called in the heavy gun, the Vice President for the talks on ending with Grace the Federal Governments shut down.  He blew it.  Unfortunately he forgot the important part, the ammunition, he was as usual shooting blanks…just accolades…

The part that bothers me, and I work on another project as big as this site on the Frauds, Liars, Cons and Crooks who are fake religious people, concerns a problem with those who wear their God on their sleeve.  It failed as he is so super devout he should have it tattooed on his forehead, not his sleeve, born-againer, ultra-gainer, the worst… of the worst hypocrite.


The more they tell you how faithful and godly acting they are, 

the more you do not trust them… the good do not sell themselves,

their silent deeds do… from a 2000 year old text…    Al Jacobs




👺  THE JESUS PARDON”

NOTE:  After a local phone call to God,  we Jewish people dial direct it’s a local call, others need to use long distance, since we have no middle man, we asked for guidance.  

“ We asked GOD, can the self-proclaimed chosen one offer salvation to Mike Pence for being the biggest sycophant in history for extolling the lies and bullsh*t of Donald T-RUMP. M.I.C”. ( Messiah-In-Charge)

Further “ Was Donald’s Claim to be the next chosen one legitimate”  and then get a pardon for Mike or will it fail.  

The Lord said,  mark my words on a tablet… NO, but we have to first stick Donald on a cross, use rusty nails, and then set it on fire and I’ll call the Mestopheles Fire Department to clean up the mess since they do fire so well…

Yes this is fake news   just like the sh*t Donald puts out every day… the rest of the stories are real… Hell is going to be a very busy place soon…






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