Vice President  MICHAEL PENCE



( Hopefully his new home)

He Made Ass-Kissing An Art Form
If T-RUMP is impeached, resigns, quits, or run out of town by vigilantes, meaning hanged then tried… the successor would be VP Mike Pence who couldn’t run a coin laundry with self-service coin changers.

Code named “ Sycophantically Weak ”  by the Secret Service, he is a T-RUMP follower  with accolades of praise and talk of T-RUMPS leadership. The only thing T-RUMP and Pence have in common is when both speak I have to take a nausea pill to prevent throwing up.

He Made Boredom A Skill
Always standing on T-RUMPS right shoulder and with a death stare looking for words of wisdom from his mentor.

He is the one man audience that reminds me of those mindless cloned souls who sit in the North Korean audience rants on when Kim Jong Un makes a speech.  Just like Donald’s speeches, long, boring, useless and full of lies…

I Understand Him
It had occurred to me…Oh my god…what a thought, we’re finished, the greatest atonement excuser, is an Evangelical Christian proving every day his faith in redemption by standing by his man. If his faith is that strong he should stand in front of his man so when the fatal bullet arrives he’ll as they say,  “  Take one for the grifter”.  A .338 Lapua would get them both.

His Faith Is So Fake, Jesus Turns Off The TV
His faith allows him to bullsh*t the world by saying wonderful things about the dumbest, ignorant unfit, prejudiced scumbag on the earth and he is his secondary liar,  ass-kisser and backup pure bullsh*t distributor with a devout Christian Evangelical Nutcase Aura surrounding him that stinks like gas passing in a small elevator. 

If Jesus Rode In On A Jackass, Then Pence Is T-Rump’s Jackass…
He says with a straight face his adoration for the lowest scumbag ever elected to a high office by cheating and lieing.  Donald lies and Pence supports it… just as guilty.  As incredible as it sounds both the Tribal Indians of the great Sioux Nation and the ancient Laotion peoples (Centuries ago) spoke of “ He who carries the tales of the liar is just as guilty”.

T-RUMP called in the heavy gun, the Vice President for the talks on ending with Grace the Federal Governments shut down.  He blew it.  Unfortunately he forgot the important part, the ammunition, he was as usual shooting blanks…just accolades…

The part that bothers me, and I work on another project as big as this site on the Frauds, Liars, Cons and Crooks who are fake religious people, concerns a problem with those who wear their God on their sleeve.  It failed as he is so super devout he should tattoo it and wear it on his forehead, not his sleeve, born-againer, ultra-gainer, the worst… of the worst hypocrite.

The more they tell you how faithful 
and godly acting they are, 

the more you do not trust them… the good do not sell themselves,

their silent deeds do


NOTE:  After a local phone call to God ( We Jewish people dial direct it’s a local call, others need to use long distance, since we have no middle man)  

“ We asked GOD, can the self-proclaimed chosen one offer salvation to Mike Pence for being the biggest sycophant in history for extolling the lies and bullsh*t of Donald T-RUMP. M.I.C”. ( Messiah-In-Charge)

Further “ Was Donald’s Claim to be the next chosen one legitimate”  and then get a pardon for Mike or will it fail.  

The Lord said,  mark my words on a tablet… NO, but we have to first stick Donald on a cross, use rusty nails, and then set it on fire and I’ll call the Mestopheles Fire Department to clean up the mess since they do fire so well…

Yes this is fake news   just like the sh*t Donald puts out every day… the rest of the stories are real… Hell is going to be a very busy place soon…

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