FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP



Presenting



THE FIRST LADY OF THE NATION 

FIRST CONCUBINE OF THE REGIME WITH 

GREAT ASSETS and NUMBER TWO PUPPY DOG


EDITOR:  I have never gone after the wives of some of the cretans that make the news, nor the lovers of our political failures who fled to Argentina, ( I didn’t know the Appalachian Trail goes all the way to Argentina)  but when Melania got into the personnel business, having a dedicated Intelligence operative in the WhiteHouse removed for personal reasons, she opened Pandora’s box.  First her ratings are down, her true self is coming through… and slight droop in her buns…age.

It was a 24-word statement from the East Wing, where the first lady and her small staff work, about a presidential adviser that revealed how the dysfunction inside the White House is deeper and more tangled than previously known. “It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that Mira Ricardel no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House”.   

Later press secretary Sarah (Not-A-Ware-A) Sanders AKA “ The Douchbag”  issued a statement confirming Ricardel will leave her White House position, while noting that Ricardel will “ transition to a new role within the Administration.”  

Melania is the Diplomatic Corps Representative that serves the Fashion Police, the Paris Fashion Shows, Reality Appearances and the Press Pants Corps.  It was not known whether she will be invited to the Paris Fashion shows... ever again...mortifying...heart breaking

Donald should not talk about immigrants,  after all both his wives were immigrants, and Melania’s family got a free pass at becoming Americans.  They met the criteria under the program before he stopped it, other people in the world not so lucky.

She seems to know her way around a cock-pit... see the photo, that gets the pilots attention.  That photo surely makes the “Mile High Club MAGAZINE Pic of the Year”.  Great shot, every pilots fantasy.  “ They could make a movie...  Come Fly with Me”  

I liked the old Melania better....  As a photographer I thought she was a ten, I liked her, her work was sensual and incredible... she could make a car polishing rag look good enough to eat.  But when you are exposed and have your hand in the dirt all day and night long, it rubs off.  She is changing, supporting either by collusion or threats from her dumbass dangerous husband. Her new attitude in the White House from Melania, she is not a recognized diplomat, nor an official representative, nor security advisor, she is the:

                     “OFFICIAL LAISON REPRESENTATIVE TO THE FASHION INDUSTRY”

Her official duties consist of looking good next to him, he looks like sh*t lately.  No more no less, another strut on stage, the Magnificent Melania the Dim-mi-grant, always destined to be seen in five or six inch stilettos.  And she is safe being that way.  She’s smart, speaks five languages.  Unlike her husband she is smart enough to keep her mouth shut.  He’s not that smart.  Her clothing deficit might be added to the national debt and we don’t know that yet.

But... science tells us scum-bagginess rubs off and she is close to the center of that universe and Herr Trump is leaching hate and divisiveness all over the town.  She is nothing but a placard or trophy standing next to an idiot for support and his cunning linguist qualities.  Poor Melania...  It must be tough putting up with all the hate he creates.  All that gorgeousness going to waste… protecting Baron from his father…something in that relationship is not normal.

I believe it’s based on fear of what Donald will do…

06-07-2019 aljacobsladder.com