Gray-Haired Old Putzes Frozen in Time and Extinct

The Republican Party sometimes colloquially is referred to both seriously and sarcastically as the “  Grand Old Party.
For years the Elephant was the symbol of the party.  Little did we know they were referring to the Wooly Mammoth the Elephant of fifty-million years ago.  

Thats our Senate today, old bullshitters still around because no one had the balls to get rid of them.  Most with gracious silver hairdos and a total do-nothing attitude just collect paychecks, retirement benefits and bribes from the National Rifle Association.

More recently they in the Senate are known as the Gray-Haired Old Putzes.  I hesitated to use the word Pr*cks, they are just not worthy. To be a Pr*ck you have to do something bad,  but do it well bad.  They do nothing!  Not even do they do bad well!

They are one of the two major political parties in the United States.  The Senate runs under Mitch McConnell and  currently controls the White House and spends 95% of its time obstructing anything good in the United States Senate. 

The party is composed of a number of small, unofficial, and highly factionalized “sub-parties” with drastically different beliefs with a practically nonexistent partisan organization.  They don’t play nice, they are scumbags and freeloaders.

All of which just so happen to (on the outside at least) maintain the illusion that they are a collective, when, in reality, they are disjointed cliques and cabals who only have in common the fact that they all personally consider themselves to be vaguely “conservative” to some degree.  I prefer “ disgusting, misleading, full of sh*t and retarded at times from too much party line”.  

With the rise of  Ober Fuehrer Herr Donald T-RUMP in the 2016 Presidential election… They differ in the sense that under T-RUMP none of them get along, and under Hitler, they had to or would be dead.  

While there are various wings in the party characterized by different ideological viewpoints, some of which are completely rational, the most vocal “  Republicans” these days tend to be right-wing populists, reactionary assholes, the psychotically religious, and, of course, white nationalists.  They never tell the truth and are scared sh*tless of T-RUMP.

There is an increasingly small center-right section representing moderate conservatives who generally happen to be the hawkish type, libertarian-leaning folk, and the tiny remnant of what used to be the establishment. 

Most of them, especially the last ones mentioned, are extremely confused, still pondering over where in Lincoln’s name it went all wrong, while the "normies" and the truly far-right vilify them as being "not true conservatives", or RINO for short. 

This wing has shrunk to almost nothing culminating in the rise of the neoconservatives, the Tea Party, crypto-racist Trumpists, and the blatantly racist Alt-right faction, which, at this point, is probably close to getting a candidate of their own into Congress. 

His name is Steve King, and he's from Iowa's 4th congressional district. Their slogan is "The party of Lincoln!", closely followed by "The South Will Rise Again!" in many, many cases.  The decline of the moderate Republicans, which, in itself, had pretty much always been a party of moderates, slowly began during the aftermath of the Watergate scandal.

The only thing pure white and clean about Steve King is his KKK sheet, the rest is good old turn of the century purist and despicable racist and demagogue. 

This continued throughout the boom of the tax protest movement and the “  Reagan Revolution”, despite the fact that, by today’s standards, Reagan's policies would be more comparable to those of the centrist Hillary Clinton. Even so, he was one of many factors in leading it to its current wing-nut state, even if he was not one himself. 

This particularly had to do with his bringing into the party the Christian fundamentalists and evangelicals, who had once supported Jimmy Carter but were now disillusioned with the Democratic Party.  And joined the GOP who will eventually f*ck them up badly because T-RUMP is the false Messiah.

The final nail in the coffin came when BUSH43 , who was highly neoconservative, became President. While many neocons like McCain remained with the party, the Republicans, after he lost the 2008 election, had completed its full transformation into the mess that it is today. Speaking of statistics, Republicans lie three times more often than Democrats.

The old-style Republicans have become radical leftists without even trying (i.e. they're apparently trying to kill all white people because they think racism is bad). Express any kind of socially progressive idea and suddenly you've got your penis stuck in Karl Marx's beard. Some argue that moderate Republicans still exist, and are waiting for a suitable figure to lead them. If so, it is hard to tell them from the faux-rebels running around.


Since one man took office almost three years ago, and the previous eight years of obstruction by the GOP,  we have been lied to almost 12,019 times and have had to endure one miscalculated stupid insidious embarrassment after another as a nation… The fall of the GOP…

The Republican party of Chickenhawks ( the gentle Elephant giant died years ago) and their leadership of McConnell and McCarthy should be relieved as obstructionists and violating their Constitutional beliefs actually working against Americans rather than for the American people.  

Anywhere else in this world they would be called them traitors, in some countries they would be shot.  Thats a good idea.  The party once represented by an elephant is now represented by a Chickenhawk, talk like hawks and act like chickens. Doing nothing but pecking corn and pooping poop.   

T-RUMP is not alone, it takes the cowards in the Senate and Congress afraid to stand up to him and they are not serving the people they are serving T-RUMP.   T-RUMP is the third party and the fourth part of the Government.  It was originally Hitlers plan which succeeded by control of the three factions of a democracy.

AKA The Chickenhawks, is composed of many ball-less cowards, needing to be culled out as swift as possible or there will be no party... they are mainly to blame under the leadership of Mitch McConnell who has been the leading scumbag of the party... also known as the grim reaper....followed by a grand assortment of idiots, liars and imbeciles with gutless wonder... and nothing is being done about it,  thats the part that says if the voters are that frickin stupid, they deserve him.

We called them THE CHICKENHAWKS,  the new  Republican symbol,  officially the extinct and wooly Elephant has been replaced by a Chicken.  It won’t be a chicken in every pot but a GOP chicken in many House and Senate seats and that leads to seats filled with an abundance of CHICKENSHIT.

Wow, what a bunch of real fake cowardly pooper’s afraid of Herr Donald and the Grim Reaper Mitch “ the Bitch” McConnell.  And if they don’t vote Donald’s way, a tweet will follow.  Tweet-Tweet, just like baby chicks the only media Donald trusts because real media seems to see him for what he really is, very sick, and needs immediate help and someone to chop his head off.

I see how our fake politicians operate, more fake hair than a Gaither Family Evangelical Gospel Sing-a-long.  I see the same, lock-stepped, in perfect tune, we are unfortunately inundated by scumbags, now called SCUMBIRDS because they all fly in formation, and most should have been thrown out a long time ago. 

PHOTO-OP:   Above. Here is a shot of T-RUMP addressing Mitch McConnell, the Head Chicken of the Senate, a real  CLUCK-SUCKER.   The photo on the left is from the last Republican Caucus where they said we stand shoulder to shoulder against decency.

I would like to see guilty sentences passed down, and treason charged to some.  Hopefully after the 2020 election there will be a balance in the Congress and Senate and many of the really fake Chickenhawks will be gone.   Don’t lock them up…cook them…Like Trumps Cabinet,  Graham, Pence, McConnell, McCarthy, and Nunes, Meadows, Jordan...and a few others.  ( Canola Oil, 450 degrees, twelve hours or until they stop clucking)



There is no Republican Party anymore, it was a party of cowards anyway controlled by McConnell, and the latest shape-shifter traitor to country Lindsey Graham, and McCarthy.  It is now the party of Trump which is so close to Leninism / Marxism leading to an Oligarchy.  Heavily coated in Hitler philosophy, carefully crafted by Steve Miller, and somewhat supported by cowardly clones.  

The swamp is no longer, as many see it as a huge, really huge septic tank.  Swamps are usually not-problematic with dirty water filtered in some cases, and well thought out by nature,  in some cases essential for the environment.  Like the Florida Everglades ruined by the ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS.   (Hmmm, Army’s destroy things, not engineer things) which is now in a new billion dollar project to restore the 

ON the other hand  Septic tanks are filled with sh*t and thats something only T-Rump, McConnell and Graham does best who added so many incompetents to handle things backed by losers who were already in office... the do LIES well.

The naive and hopefuls fell for the whole bullshit and now he cannot deliver.  Now GM has closed five plants.  They beat reporters, following his comments, called them disgusting names, all in the name of freedom.  They believed the false prophet.  And it was all lies.  

Five journalists because of T-RUMP rhetoric were beaten at rallies.  Now truth will suffer more, I have no sympathy for stupidity, I do care that they the base are hurting,  and it will get worse, the answer is rethink, plan, move on, dump the T-RUMP and look for good people to lead them and that will not be easy.  The worst part is the swamp, now it’s a cesspool, and serving ones country will need a new breed, people who can clean up the mess, all the puppy sh*t left in the White House.