TWEETS and FARTS

 


TWEETS and FARTS

T-RUMP FORMULA JERK-OFF LUBRICANT IN THE NEW FOX NEWS CONTAINER


FART NEWS LIKE FARTS IS DELIVERED BY TWEETS

JUST LIKE FARTS, NO SUBSTANCE, JUST GAS

T-RUMPS NEWS FARTS originates from the twitts and tweets of thoughts and news from the usual time consuming Fart twitter mail from the T-RUMP  his family, Cabinet and Congressional members like DeVos, Carter, Mnuchin, Lindsey Graham, fellow crooks and appointed booger lovers.  His Delegation of Dumocracy called the Cabinet.

But reality is the twitter is T-RUMPS press corp. Mostly from our scumbag leader, in twitters and tweets from a nit-twitt to those whose reading skills range from moron to sheer stupid… They live on insult, never challenging truth. His poor speeches most likely come from his douchbag duo of Kelly (Condom mouth) Conway, Stephen ( F*cked up ) Miller, McCarthy, Giuliani,  Graham  and a few other scumbags … which are his standby excusers and deniers usually getting his lies denied less than 24 hours later.  

His poor speech training, he’s really an-actor comedian, doesn’t help, he does do well telling lies but thats to a stupid audience so it works.  Thats why he needs to read from a huge TV monitor.  Miller and staff who write the propaganda use words with more than two syllables, which louse him up he stumbles.  He need glasses, and the fact that he doesn’t have skills in formal presentation read poorly on those super 80 inch monitors.

He can’t read properly on a teleprompter and further looks stupid, and sounds stupid using word his inflections do not mate well with.  The great orator, he is not since none of those words are his.  Pull the plug on the monitor and throw him off Twitter and what do you have left… an a combination of thoughtless scumbag and imbecile…  


THE DONALD T-RUMP PRESS STAFF


Meanwhile, the US Office of Special Counsel says White House adviser and recent face-lifter Kellyanne Conway shouldn’t work for the government anymore because she violated the Hatch Act during TV appearances. That’s a 1939 law that bars federal employees from engaging in partisan politics while serving in their official roles. 

The rule is a workplace guideline, and violating it is not a crime. The counsel's office (no connection to Robert Mueller) said Conway broke the rule by trashing Democratic presidential candidates. The White House pushed back, saying Conway's actions aren't violations. 


THE NEW BITCH’S - SARAH TWO

Stephanie Grisham, a spokeswoman for first lady Melania Trump who last year was warned for violating the Hatch Act that bans government employees from political campaigning, replaces Sanders in the role. She will also serve as White House communications director.

Although Grisham didn't hold the most esteemed role in the administration, she quickly became a well-known name for her fierce support of Melania and the Trump family. Not only did Grisham pen a passionate op-ed defending Melania against her critics, but she reportedly helped oust one of the first lady's adversaries from the White House. Paging Olivia Pope, anyone? 

That all being said, Grisham had a life before the Trumps, a background some American citizens might be curious to learn about given her June 2019 promotion to White House press secretary. For instance, how did Grisham manage to climb up the political ladder? Does Grisham have a personal life outside of her hectic job? We answer these questions and more in the untold truth of Stephanie Grisham. She should last a while if she stays in the background and does nothing you can be shot for

 

NEW BITCH AT THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT

CNN)  President Donald Trump’s pick for the top spokeswoman job at the Treasury Department repeatedly spread conspiracy theories that suggested then-President Barack Obama was secretly a Muslim who was sympathetic to America's enemies. 

Monica Crowley, who was appointed by T-RUMP last week as assistant treasury secretary for public affairs, made multiple comments spreading these false claims on her personal blog and in at least one tweet between 2009 and 2015, according to a review by CNN's KFile team.


Crowley also endorsed a story claiming Obama was an "Islamic community organizer" trying to conform the United States to Sharia law and claimed conspiracy theories about Obama's birth certificate were "legitimate concerns." During Obama’s presidency, Trump was one of the most prominent voices pushing the so-called birther conspiracy theories questioning Obama's birthplace.  CNN’s KFile team uncovered extensive plagiarism in her book and doctoral thesis. 



FOX LOVES HIM - HIS CRAP GIVES THEM JOBS

So where does Fake News come from.  These articles and excerpts of interest by a variety of great journalists, and much lesser talented ones like myself are about topics we cover and care about with an abundance of occasional personal comment thrown in.  

I am privileged to know some of these great writers, cartoonists and creative commenters, and to bring their world to you.  Most important is that they bring you the truth.

 I try to add some humor, insight, disagreement, predictions to the fray.  The truth is what he calls fake articles whenever he leaks some stupidity and gets called on it, then it becomes fake news.

Hitler did the same thing and the people believed him, if they didn’t believe them he simply shot them. In the end Hitler shot himself and was burned. He didn’t obviously believe in himself.   I wish Donald good luck and hopefully a clean shot from a  .338 LAPUA from any source.  I will send flowers... a bouquet of Ragweed, Water Hemlock, Nightshade, Belladonna, White Snakeroot. Castor Bean Rosary Pea, Oleander  and Poison Ivy… and a 2 liter bottle of 1986 Chateau Aqua Regia from Chernobyl.

But T-RUMPS main fake news comes from three sources, bullsh*t from Conway and Miller, others or his own sick mind…  Then the next stage is,  it gets carried by the fake FOX team, picked up by the media as false and the fake news starts all over. Presenting the four HORSEMEN OF HORSE SH*T…. 


Presenting


THE FOUR HORSE(SH*T)MEN  

EDITORS NOTE:  These are edited versions of these American Traitors.  To conserve space as there is just too much radical hatred, prejudice, lies and Anti-Semitic, Anti-American rhetoric to taint my site with their dribble.  Full of hate and sh*t  would be a better metaphor for their actions. 

Please go to www.wikipedia.com and google their name.  To print,  make sure your printer is loaded with paper, these people made a lot of both friends ( the ignorant) and many more enemies… and all have lost sponsors.  For those Nazi lovers follow FOX ( Faux)  for the latest dirt these four can produce.  “ All the fake news and lies not fit to print”. 

 

#1   SEAN HANNITY   (FOX)


COMPLETE NARRATIVE WITH ADDITIONS    
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hannity

Fine words from Conservative provocateur Ann Coulter slamming Sean Hannity in a blistering column  and spoke:  "Sean Hannity, bless his heart, has the zeal of the late Trump convert," Coulter wrote in the column on her website. "He would endorse communism if Trump decided to implement the policies of 'The Communist Manifesto.’"

RANKED SENIOR SCUMBAG FOR FOX NEWS
Sean Patrick Hannity is an American talk show host and conservative political commentator. Hannity is the host of The Sean Hannity Show, a nationally syndicated talk radio show. He also hosts a cable news show, Hannity, on Fox News. Wikipedia
BornDecember 30, 1961 (age 57 years), New York, NY
Spouse: Jill Rhodes (m. 1993)
Education:
 Sacred Heart Seminary, 
NEVER MADE 2nd TERM, FAILED IN COLLEGE
Salary
In 2018, Forbes estimated that Hannity's annual income was $36 million. 

"Sean Hannity currently serves as one of the major celebrity hosts of FOX News Channel's (FNC) Hannity (weekdays 10-11PM/ET).  He joined the network in 1996 and is based in New York.  


#2  LOUIS DOBBS   (FOX)


COMPLETE NARRATIVE WITH ADDITIONS   
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Dobbs


THE REAL FAKE PRESS - LOUIS CARL DOBBS

Louis Carl Dobbs  born September 24, 1945, is an American television personality, author, radio host, and anchor of Lou Dobbs Tonight on Fox Business Network.  He is only outdone in scumbag rhetoric by Sean Hannity.  The two of them should be running neck and neck, hopefully standing on chairs with ropes from the ceiling and a herd of starving wart hogs running loose in the room.

Louis Carl Dobbs is an American television commentator, author, conspiracy theorist, anti-immigration advocate, radio show host, and the anchor of Lou Dobbs Tonight on Fox Business Network.

BornSeptember 24, 1945 (age 73 years), Childress County, TX
Height
6′ 2″ChildrenHillary Dobbs, Chance Dobbs, Buffie Dobbs, Jason Dobbs, Michelle Dobbs, Heather Dobbs
Spouse
Debi Segura (m. 1982), Kathy Wheeler (m. 1967–1981)

EducationHarvard UniversityMinico High School(CNN)THE FOX BUSINESS NETWORK HAS A LOU DOBBS 


#3   LAURA INGRAHAM   (FOX)

COMPLETE NARRATIVE WITH ADDITIONS    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Ingraham

Laura Anne Ingraham is an American conservative television and radio talk show host. Since 2001, she has hosted the nationally syndicated radio show The Laura Ingraham Show, is the editor-in-chief of LifeZette, and beginning in October 2017, has been the host of The Ingraham Angle on Fox News Channel. Wikipedia

Born: June 19, 1963 (age 55 years), Glastonbury, CT
ChildrenMaria Caroline IngrahamMichael Dmitri IngrahamNikolai Peter Ingraham
Education: University of Virginia School of Law (1991), Dartmouth College (1985), Glastonbury High School
Siblings: Curtis Ingraham
Books: Power to the PeopleThe Obama DiariesShut Up & Sing



#4   TUCKER CARLSON   (FOX)


COMPLETE NARRATIVE WITH ADDITIONS  -
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is an American conservative political commentator who has hosted the nightly political talk show Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News since 2016. Carlson became a print journalist in the 1990s, writing for the magazine The Weekly Standard and others. Some refer to him as a pr*ck with bad hair

Born: May 16, 1969 (age 49 years), San Francisco, CA  
Height: 6′ 1″
Spouse:
 Susan Andrews (m. 1991)
Education:
 Trinity College (1992), St. George's School, La Jolla Country Day School
Children: Hopie Carlson, Buckley Carlson, Lillie Carlson, Dorothy Carlson

Dancer:  Failed first round “ Dancing with The Stars”  Something about having his foot in his mouth made the turns and lifts hard...

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson (born May 16, 1969) Carlson became a print journalist in the 1990s, writing for the magazine The Weekly Standard and others. He was a commentator on CNN from 2000 to 2005, also serving as co-host of Crossfire. Carlson then hosted the nightly program Tuckeron MSNBC from 2005 to 2008. 

He has been a political analyst for Fox News since 2009. In 2010, Carlson co-founded and served as the initial editor-in-chief of the conservative news and opinion website The Daily Caller.

Carlson has written two books, the memoir Politicians, Partisans and Parasites: My Adventures in Cable News (2003) and Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution (2018).

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