THE T-RUMP CESSPOOL 



T-RUMP’S CESSPOOL

CERTIFIED SWAMP REPLACEMENTS


AMERICAS HAND-PICKED JERK-OFF ACTIVE DUTY

 SCUMBAGS WHO NEED  TO BE REMOVED

A concoction of rich liars, cheats, heartless lowlifes, and crooked losers with an affinity toward gifting T-rump with million dollar donations, for his election money and getting a prestige cabinet position in return… 

And a special appearance this month by Rudi Giuliani, now known as “ Rude Ghouliani” … Donald’s biggest delegated one man Clusterf*ck… and loyal GOLUM whom most would trust as far as they could throw him.
Wearing appropriate hazmat protection, he
’s like the slime in the movie, the “BLOG”.

As one senator said:  |” What a frickin piece of work, he is as sick as the schmuck he works for”.  And hopefully the Sicilian Mafia can cash in on that old bounty for his head, it was up to 800,000 dollars at one time…might be the only way to get rid of him… 


 



THE SUPER POOPER CESSPOOL

Author: Plato

VP MIKE PENCE

FIRST LADY MELANIA T-RUMP

  RUDI GIULIANI

ATRNY JAY ALAN SEKULOW

ATTNY GEN  WILLIAM BARR

 AND LINDSEY GRAHAM  

 SENATE LEADER “ THE McCONNELL’S



THE SHOUT THAT WENT UNHEARD

Look at the Republican members of Congress and the Senate they're all wearing Groucho glasses, insisting that Donald Trump is a good boy but hiding any iota of shame they may feel behind the fake noses and mustaches of abject denial and feigned outrage at Democrats who dare to challenge their psychotic king.

People have a terrible opinion of Congress because of their (GOP) schemes and because too many of their members behave like performing chimps when it comes to Donald T-RUMP and the big money campaign checks handed out by the rich and corporate.   And also because there's this widely held perception that in Congress nothing much gets accomplished. Which is too often true—but not for the reason foisted by the GOP.

The Republicans continue to complain about a do-nothing Congress, one that's stymied, they insist, because Democrats are pathologically distracted by their urge to bring down the president.

This is, of course, baloney. They know damn well that some 400 bills are currently jammed up in the Senate after their passage by the House of Representatives. While continuing to push through the appointments of conservative federal judges—a dozen more in just the last couple of days alone—Mitch McConnell is keeping those hundreds of bills from going to the Senate floor. Even though, according to California Congressman Ted Lieu, a co-chair of  the Democratic Policy and Communications Committee, 275 of them have at least some bipartisan support.

BULLSH*T:  Instead, McConnell claimed that congressional Democrats have taken “  one-year vacation from any productive legislation just because they’d rather obsess over impeachment.”  

TRUTH:  In truth, this state of limbo started long before impeachment. And with Democratic control of the House, this year has amply demonstrated the Democrats' ability to simultaneously investigate and legislate.

MORE BULLSH*T: Republicans want the rest of us not to know that and so they throw up a smoke screen and create other distractions to steer the public away from reality. 

TRUTH:  Your boy and Certified AAA Synhopant Mike Pence assumes the mantle—but you know that, doncha? It's just more sugar-loaded Christmas cookies for the Fox-infected base.)

The House and Senate "passed just 70 bills into law this year. Granted, it still has one more year in its term, but the number pales in comparison to recent past sessions of Congress, which typically see 300-500 bills passed in two years (and that is even a diminished number from the 700-800 bills passed in the 1970s and 1980s)."

With his indecisiveness and chronic fear of alienating the right, Donald Trump also has contributed hugely to the gridlock. No reforms, no infrastructure, no boost to cybersecurity and on and on.

Look at what happened this year—once again—with gun regulation, including universal background checks. The House passed its bill and Josh Dawsey reported in The Washington Post November 1 that after this summer's El Paso and Dayton mass killings, Trump "insisted he was serious about the issue and would release proposals."

At least, as Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy points out, hidden through the spending bill that this week managed to get past the House, Senate and Trump's EKG-style signature, there's $25 million for gun violence research, $25 million in violence prevention grants, $78 million to update background checks records, a $100 million increase for the ATF and eight million dollars for "children exposed to violence."

"Progress," tweets Murphy. Cold solace, say I. Strange times indeed. Donald Trump is president, and McConnell has a chokehold on the Senate 






 KELLYANN CONWAY

STEPHEN MILLER

 STEPHANIE GRISHAM

  WILBUR ROSS 

STEVEN MNUCHIN  

 JARED  and IVANKA KUSHNER

DR. BEN CARSON

 BETSY DEVOS 


THE “ CESSPOOLER’S” WHO REPLACED THE

 “ SWAMPERS”  AND ARE NOW IN JAIL OR

AWAITING SENTENCING…

Roger Stone, T-RUMPS Best Friend and Political Consultant and Blowhard

Mr. Richard Gates, Political Consultant and Lobbyist  

 Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, The Former National Security Adviser and Traitor

Michael D. Cohen, The President’s Longtime Fixer - Got Fixed

 George Papadopoulos, A Former T-RUMP Campaign Aide - Nothing but Nothing

 Paul Manafort, Mr. Trump’s Former Campaign Chairman and 

 Mr. Stone’s Onetime Partner In A Political Consulting Firm… A true Scumbag


More Coming…Trust Me…



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