THE TRUMP INNER CIRCLE



   


“WHAT DAY IS THIS?” 

IT’S ANOTHER T-RUMP FARTING DAY!



AND A SALUTE TO MAD MAGAZINE

Our distinguished mentor, from MAD, the greatest magazine ever printed by incredible minds who saw the humor and stupidity placed well in the front of the American public by some of our politicians and celebrities, and immortalized it so that people can see how frickin stupid some of them are… hits the nail on the head.  And with great pleasure we quote
ALFRED E. NEUMANN on his retirement with a short memoir of the accomplishments of MAD who left us laughing when our politicians left us crying.
       
        

When surrounded by FELLOW ASSHOLES… CAN T-RUMP

Expect anything other than a SHITSTORM?


Unfortunately….  MAD MAGAZINE is retiring….  The last continuous title from EC Comics, Mad started out as a comic book. It launched in 1952 under editor Harvey Kurtzman and publisher William Gaines. In 1955, it became a magazine and successfully circumvented the Comics Code Authority. Now a property of DC, the magazine is known for satirizing popular culture and current events.

Mad's closure follows the retirement of DC's Vertigo imprint. Two weeks ago, DC announced that all of its content will be organized and marketed under three, age-specific labels -- DC Kids, DC and DC Black Label -- starting January 2020. The new labeling system will result in imprints like Vertigo, DC Zoom and DC Ink being retired.

That’s because MAD #550, scheduled to be unleashed on February 20, is the last number of the 66-year-old gagmag to have been churned out in New York. Late in December, MAD’s Manhattan office closed. The manic nerve center has shifted to the sunny headquarters of its parent company, DC Entertainment, in Burbank, California. “It marks the end of an era,” said former MAD co-editor Nick Meglin.

The move west isn’t just a matter of geography. For MAD, it’s the culmination of a major institutional, demographic, and cultural shift. At its peak, in 1972, the famously “cheap” periodical’s circulation was 2.7 million. Currently, the figure is about 10 percent of that. 

Hatched in 1952 as “Tales Calculated to Drive You MAD: Humor in a Jugular Vein,” MAD was originally a comic book that spoofed other comics. In issue #4, “Superduperman” flew around joyously punching innocent bystanders, the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval emblazoned on his chest.

Soon enough, though, MAD became a riotous journal that tackled the entirety of Cold War America in all its paranoid, conformist, consumerist glory. When duck-and-cover ruled and organization men in gray flannel suits loomed as ominously as the Red Menace, MAD’s idiosyncratic publisher William M. Gaines and his “Usual Gang of Idiots” sent forth the word: Don’t trust anyone—including us.

A certain generation of pimply atomic-age readers (almost all boys, as I recall, and yes, I was one of them), simultaneously jittery and jaded, glommed onto MAD’s warped message. We lapped up the “Spicy Abridged Book Club,” with its highlighted editions of God’s Little Acre and Heidi alike. We roared upon learning that Beetle Bailey wore his Ridgeway cap over his eyes to conceal GET OUT OF VIET NAM!  Scrawled on his forehead. We chortled over “Some Really Dangerous Jobs for George Plimpton,” e.g., swimming Lake Erie, his body smothered not with grease but penicillin.  

The material wasn’t entirely ripped from the headlines. Such MAD staples as Don Martin’s flap-footed, decibel-laden doofuses (“FEEOOP!” “SKREEK!” “GAGGAK-THOOF!”) were just plain kooky.

Nonetheless, MAD at its base was an antiestablishment cri de coeur against our postwar nation’s myriad malaises. The magazine may have peaked with its December 1974 cover, a take-off of the famous Richard Amsel poster art of The Sting. Standing in for Redford and Newman (Paul, not Alfred), Agnew and Nixon chuckled as they brandished burning subpoenas, wads of cash, an envelope marked “Payoffs” and stolen tapes. The tagline? “MAD SALUTES THE BIG CON.”

Yet right around that time, MAD began to lose its monopoly on topical zaniness. Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, and “That Was the Week That Was” had already laid the groundwork. Then, as ’70s stagflation and Watergate fallout took hold, the National Lampoon (long defunct) and Saturday Night Live (life support, anyone?)  exploded in anarchic response. There followed The Onion, SPY, The Simpsons, and the more or less daily onslaught of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and—heaven help us—Andy Borowitz.

“In a world where Donald Trump as president and Oprah Winfrey as his corrective successor can be yukked about and Photoshopped within minutes online, what’s the point of MAD?”

Thanks in large part to MAD, irony was finally everywhere practically 24/7. Its pubescent audience was now shaving its way into cynical adulthood. And, irony of ironies, MAD itself was redundant. My friend R.J. Matson, who drew for MAD during much of the ’90s, recently told me, “The thinking in those days was that David Letterman was Alfred E. Neuman, and that his sensibility had permeated all of comedy.”



PRESIDENT T-RUMP WAS WELL APPRECIATED BY MAD

MAGAZINE, HIS TWEETS ARE JUST AS FUNNY SO ARE 

HIS STAFF OF STOOGES AND MISFITS, WE CALL IT
 

FART NEWS

FART news originates from the twitts and tweets of thoughts and news from the usual time consuming Fart mail from the T-RUMP  his family, Cabinet and Congressional members like DeVos, Carter, Mnuchin, Lindsey Graham, fellow crooks and appointed booger lovers and scumbags … which usually gets denied less than 24 hours later.  Or in the case of Rudi “ The Kazooti” Giuliani before the end of his last sentence.  
( Kazooti refers to him blowing his own horn).  The Mafia should have blown his balls off. 

Brilliant and to the point.  In all fairness and defense, many, almost 100 personnel and a myriad of Cabinet members left the White House mainly to save themselves, I call that a good move, some were fired for bad deeds and some got fired for not properly placing their lips on Donald ass. 

When the Donald gets Impeached, (takes too long)  Articled 25 ( need lots of proof) or Assassinated ( Best $1.25 well spent bullet)  or because they were loyal to T-RUMP and there will be retaliations, new faces will be seen in Washington and being a T-RUMP-e-teer will be a career killer.  

Our GOP Senate is a bunch of cowards who forfeited their pledge and duty to the people of the United States.  They need to be removed. They are the Eunuch-cons…  Con-men who have no balls period...

Its time for them to go, they forgot what they are in the Senate for.  Not all, but we have a ball-less ( a true lack of testicles and courage and a devotion to bribes, spins, greed and other deviate enterprises) empty GOP controlled Chickenshit Senate full of the old gray haired losers who did nothing, do nothing, cowards, bullshitters and liars, cronies and clones and get paid 197,000 dollars a year to vote the way, not of conscience but of party and get richer on bribes and insider information and deals we’ll never see. 

GREAT NEWS - GOODBY 

SARA NOT-A-WARA SANDERS

Sanders is headed back home to Arkansas; she’s reportedly talked about running for governor.  She should be running for her life… Voted the biggest and fattest waste of human flesh ever seen on a TV screen… who accomplished goals unfortunately in the minus columns.  As one reporter put it …What a worthless bitch….

THE OTHER BITCH WITH THE BIG MOUTH

Meanwhile, the US Office of Special Counsel says White House adviser and recent face-lifter Kellyanne Conway shouldn’t work for the government anymore because she violated the Hatch Act during TV appearances. That’s a 1939 law that bars federal employees from engaging in partisan politics while serving in their official roles. 

The rule is a workplace guideline, and violating it is not a crime. The counsel's office (no connection to Robert Mueller) said Conway broke the rule by trashing Democratic presidential candidates. The White House pushed back, saying Conway's actions aren't violations. The final decision on Conway’s job rests with the President, who is unlikely to remove her.

YOUR NEW FAKE NEWS TEAM

CERTIFIED BY FOX NEWS AS FAKE NEWS JOURNALISTS

Sarah Sanders became a liability for T-rump…  she was incompetent… a liar…  a smoke blower… hated by the press and a pure non-believer in truth… inept…ignorant and stupid…arrogant and corrupted…and that was her good side.  The good news is the plump fat-ass who knew nothing is going, going, gone.   Her last twitter from the white house is at the bottom with a few comments from those who followed her.  SEE SARAH 


HER REPLACEMENT IS NO BETTER

Stephanie Grisham, a spokeswoman for first lady Melania Trump who last year was warned for violating the Hatch Act that bans government employees from political campaigning, replaces Sanders in the role. She will also serve as White House communications director.

Although Grisham didn't hold the most esteemed role in the administration, she quickly became a well-known name for her fierce support of Melania and the Trump family. Not only did Grisham pen a passionate op-ed defending Melania against her critics, but she reportedly helped oust one of the first lady's adversaries from the White House. Paging Olivia Pope, anyone? 

That all being said, Grisham had a life before the Trumps, a background some American citizens might be curious to learn about given her June 2019 promotion to White House press secretary. For instance, how did Grisham manage to climb up the political ladder? Does Grisham have a personal life outside of her hectic job? We answer these questions and more in the untold truth of Stephanie Grisham

 SEE STEPHANIE GRISHAM PROFILE   


HIS TURMOIL HAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

“ Not only are domestic problems getting worse, policymakers are actively pouring gasoline on the fire,” they write. “This has created one of the great ironies of the present day—that while life is steadily improving in most of the developing world, the United States is moving backward.  A trend that started with an election.


THE FAKE PRESIDENT CREATES THE FAKE NEWS OR

HE WOULD NOT GET ANY MEDIA ATTENTION!

Donald J. Trump is an experiment in real time, but with no control group. The story's primary concern is Trump's cozy relationship with Sean Hannity, Fox's chief blowhard correspondent. But it also shows just how much Trump behaves like a typical Fox News viewer: He consumes far too much of it every day and far too little of anything else. He lacks reference points for what is happening in the world outside a closed information system tailored to a particular ideological agenda.

There is, for instance, a remarkable story about Trump's shifting viewing habits. He went from watching a number of cable news shows during Executive Time each morning to just Fox & Friends, which he now live-tweets—often using the text of on-screen chyrons verbatim, or misquoting the hosts:

So where does Fake News come from.  These articles and excerpts of interest by a variety of great journalists, and much lesser talented ones like myself are about topics we cover and care about with an abundance of occasional personal comment thrown in.  

I am privileged to know some of these great writers, cartoonists and creative commenters, and to bring their world to you.  Most important is that they bring you the truth.

 I try to add some humor, insight, disagreement, predictions to the fray.  The truth is what he calls fake articles whenever he leaks some stupidity and gets called on it, then it becomes fake news.

Hitler did the same thing and the people believed him, if they didn’t believe them he simply shot them. In the end Hitler shot himself and was burned. He didn’t obviously believe in himself.   I wish Donald good luck and hopefully a clean shot from a  .338 LAPUA from any source.  I will send flowers... a bouquet of Ragweed, Water Hemlock, Nightshade, Belladonna, White Snakeroot. Castor Bean Rosary Pea, Oleander  and Poison Ivy… and a 2 liter bottle of 1986 Chateau Aqua Regia from Chernobyl.

But TRUMPS main fake news comes from three sources, bullshit from Conway and Miller, or his own sick mind…
Then the next stage is,  it gets carried by the fake FOX team, picked up by the media as false and the fake news starts all over.


THINK AMERICA… WHO TWEETS THE BULLSHIT

We hear an incredible amount of what he calls “ Fake news” as depicted and presented by our Presidente El Demente Donaldo El Trumpo.  What is fake news... is it made up?  Who fakes news?  Only one person can fake the news and thats T-RUMP because he is a fake president.  But it takes a team of support liars and bullshitters and provocateurs, assholes and ignorants, cheaters and false gods… OK but the words have to get out and the free press has limited power to provoke his lies.

A normal person of average intelligence understands you can’t have fake news about a president unless the president does initiate or  says something really off the wall, a ridiculous lie, falsehood or just good old American bullshit and exaggeration termed the real fake news.

Then the real press, just about anyone organization except the ultra right-wingAmerican Nazi Terrorist Socialites  (ANTS) FOX NEWS,  and the  now called the White Asshole Socialist Party ( WASP)  press goes to town and prints it after all he is the president “ Un Bastardo Enfermo Superioso” *** .     *** Italian for A Super Sick Bastar) 

A day later after the schmuck says something he denies he said it, even when it’s on tape since his brain works only in the moment and he can only remember small obscure thoughts and cheap rants on people who hate him because they cannot stoop to his level.  

Next step is claim its fake news. Nothing but a cheap con job, all the time, 10,000 certified lies to date by Politico and the Washington Post.

His defenders and loyalists are the shock jock troops of FOX news and some celebrity dregs who have been around too long fanning fires and causing problems.  If they were in almost every other country in this world, they would have been fed to the dogs long after the hanging.  

Their work is corrupt and they attract a certain audience of malcontents and off the wall idealists whose collective IQ would probably be challenging my Rottweiler’s intelligence.   Here are some of the hierarchy.  The best of the trash haulers and distributors and I will be happy to attend any of their funerals as they deserve nothing but the best things said about them.


THE INNER CIRCLE

SCUMBAGS, SCUMBIRDS, AND SCAMBAGS

VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE

ATTORNEY RUDI GIULIANI 

MICHAEL FLYNN - THE DEAD-POOL

SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM

ATTORNEY GENERAL BARR

LOUIE “The Schmuck” GOHMERT

Ms CANDACE OWENS

MITCH THE BITCH McCONNELL

KELLYANN CONDOM CONWAY

STEPHEN MILLER

STEVE BANNON

THE BIT PLAYERS

JOHN BOLTON

JAY SEKULOW

MICHAEL COHEN

PAUL RYAN SCANDAL

JARED KUSHNER

IVANKA T-RUMP KUSHNER

SCOTT PRUITT

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