SARA NOT-A-WARA SANDERS



SARAH SANDERS

AKA “NOT-A-WARA"

  WE HONOR HER WITH SPECIAL RECOGNITION FOR THE WORST PRESS
SECRETARY IN HISTORY DEAD OR ALIVE THAT EVER EXISTED AND 
CAN TRULY STATE SHE IS AS F*CKED UP AS HER FATHER!


THE MOUTHY DUMBASS IS FINALLY GOING

GOOD RIDDANCE !

(CNN)  Sarah Sanders said last December that when her role as White House press secretary ends, she hopes to be remembered as “ Honest and transparent.”  Who the F*ck is she kidding?  I’m afraid she’s going to be remembered quite differently because of the actions of her boss, President Donald T-RUMP, his lies and the carrier of his lies and her own failures to live up to the obligations of the office.

With Thursday’s announcement that Sanders is leaving the White House at the end of June — and looking back at the two years that she has spent there - it’s safe to say that her hopes were misplaced.  She will be remembered as a fat mouthy lieing ignorant bitch.

SHE HAS FAILED IN ALMOST EVERY ASPECT OF THE JOB

HMMM, SHE HAS FAILED IN ALL OF HER JOBS 

One job that the White House press secretary has,  is to promote the President’s agenda and try to put the President in the best possible position to make his case.   Just last week, the President did an interview in the American graveyard in Normandy with a highly partisan Fox News anchor.  He should not have been allowed to go there.  His father bought him a deferment to the draft seven times for a illness he does not have. We don’t call them draft dodgers, we call them cowards, scumbags and traitors.

The President proceeded to desecrate the sacred ground by launching partisan attacks at his political opponents in the worst possible setting.   Sanders’ job was to anticipate what the President would say and make sure situations like this never happened.     FUBAR AND CLUSTERF*CK are the most common comments of the regime and it’s participants.


OUR NATIVE AMERICAN FRIENDS HAD AN EXPRESSION,  “ WHICH IS WORSE, THE LIAR OR THE ONE WHO TELLS THE WORDS OF THE LIAR” … THEY ARE THE SAME…

The more important job is to keep the American public, the same public who fund her salary, informed through the traditional daily White House Briefing. For more than half a century, reporters, acting as proxy for the American public, would meet with the White House press secretary for a briefing almost every day. That came to a screeching halt under Sanders’ watch. 

The press saw her as the enemy.  They had truth and she had lies.  The person who went with fake news, a liar, an ignorant psychotic liar just like her boss and suffering from Cranial-Rectal Dyslexia soon to be renamed T-RUMP SYNDROME and hated by just about every press corps member for her rudeness and stupidity making their jobs a lot tougher…


HER RECORD IS VERY CLEAR… NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING GOOD THERE TO LOOK
AT SINCE SHE NEVER ANSWERED ANY QUESTIONS… AND HAD A TOTAL LACK OF
TRUTH OR HONESTY, NOTHING BUT A HACK DESPISED BY HER FAILURE AT THE JOB AND HER ATTITUDE OF THE PRESS WHO CALLED HER OUT

A TYPICAL T-RUMP SCUMBAG APPOINTEE…

In fact, she has not done a briefing in 95 days and has only done eight briefings in the last 300 days.  Many of my Democratic friends have argued no briefings are better than briefings where lies are told. 

Briefings, even when the press secretary gives dishonest answers, allow reporters to surface important questions that the public has the right to ask. They also create a public record of the administration's response for historical purpose. 

And, while we are on the question of honesty, this was another important failure of Sanders' tenure. Some of it was beyond her control. President Trump, as of April 26, according to the Washington Post, has made misleading or false statements more than 10,000 times since taking office. But to my memory, I can't point to a single time Sanders acknowledged when the President misspoke.

Her legacy of dishonesty is enshrined in the Mueller Report and is very telling. Many will remember the day she went after Former FBI Director James Comey, saying the White House had heard from many FBI agents who were critical of Comey's leadership. It was only when she was under oath and facing potential jail time did Sanders admit she made the whole story up. To be clear, she smeared a former high-ranking government official with a story that was made up from whole cloth.

 When the Mueller Report was released, and she was no longer under oath, she backtracked on her story, reverting to key parts of the lie she'd already admitted to. That shows she lacked the moral character to be in such an important job in the United States Government. 

A CORRUPT AND TOTAL SHAM IN THE WHITE HOUSE 

Finally, Sanders’ job inside the White House is supposed to include being an advocate for the press and pushing for maximum transparency.  She failed. The normal channels of communication have been shut down. Now, government policy is routinely transmitted through at times incoherent and contradictory tweets. And one news outlet — Fox News -- has been elevated to a position as partner of the administration, rather than functioning as a traditional news gathering operation. 

Given President Trump's performance with non-Fox anchors -- see Lester Holt and George Stephanopoulos -- it is somewhat understandable that Trump has talked with Fox News more often than with other news organizations. But it's the press secretary's job to make sure that all the media has access to the President, not just the ones who agree with him.

Only time will tell how much lasting damage Sanders has done to the Office of the Press Secretary. As for Ms. Sanders' ultimate legacy, I'll remember her as the press secretary who helped normalize the idea that the press is the enemy of the people. That's not a legacy to be proud of.


THE SARAH SAGA

  • Press secretary Sarah Sanders was caught lying several times in special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, and now she’s defending herself with more misdirections. 
  • So what else is new, rope, guns and knives are not allowed in the PRESS Room anymore since many in the press corps would like to do away with her permanently and her boss. 
  • She is rated in her job at 100%.  That means 100% of the time she is lying.  So bad that the press corp meetings were discontinued because not only was she not on the same page with T-RUMP, they weren’t even in the same friggen book
  • Surely her father Gov. Mike Huckabee, a world recognized liar, bullshiter, religious fake, bass guitarist, TV star and certified ass-clown and ASS- kisser supremo in his own right should have counseled her on her actions which are not Christian like.
  • Nor Jewish like, nor Hindu, nor Muslim, Gothic or Druid like.   “E’mach Gooboozonkin” of the greater Republic of Zoganza  felt she should be toasted for her work as a standup comedian and then roasted for the job she is doing.  He said that fat ass could be great in canola oil, red peppers and cooked for seven hours and it could feed my whole tribe.
  • During a string of media appearances following the release of the Mueller report on Thursday, Sanders has faced questions about a claim she made during a May 2017 press briefing that she later admitted was false during testimony to Mueller’s team.
    In an attempt to justify President Donald Trump’s decision to fire then FBI director James Comey, Sanders told reporters that “countless members of the FBI” had contacted her to say they had lost confidence in Comey, when in fact that was not the case.
  • On Thursday evening and Friday morning, Sanders repeatedly downplayed that lie as a mere “slip of the tongue.” But as ABC’s George Stephanopoulos pointed out to her in an interview on Friday morning, she used the line about “countless members of the FBI” multiple times in the days following Comey’s firing — a revelation undercutting her claim that she merely misspoke.
  • “You said it was a ‘slip of the tongue’ when you talked about ‘countless FBI members,’ yet you repeated it twice the very next day,” Stephanopoulos said… “That’s not a slip of the tongue, Sarah, that’s a deliberate false statement.”
  • Sanders, however, refused to own it, and bizarrely blamed her lie on Democrats.
  • “I’m sorry I wasn’t a robot like the Democratic Party that went out for two-and-a-half years and stated time and time again that there was definitely Russian collusion between the president and his campaign, that they had evidence to show it, and that the president and his team deserved to be in jail,” she said. “That he shouldn’t be in office, when really they were the ones that were creating the greatest scandal in the history of our country.”
  • Even at the time, Sanders’s claim was implausible. It was almost immediately contradicted during congressional testimony by Comey’s successor, Andrew McCabe, and reporters made it clear during a press briefing following McCabe’s testimony that they didn’t buy what she was telling them.
  • When it came time for Sanders to offer testimony to Mueller’s team, she admitted her statement about the FBI rank and file not being fans of Comey actually “was not founded on anything.” But now that she’s no longer under oath, she’s making a tortured attempt to walk it back.
  • As Stephanopoulos noted during his interview of Sanders on Friday, the “culture of lying” that emerges from the Mueller report goes beyond Sanders: It began with T-RUMP himself.
  • Mueller’s report indicates that T-RUMP lied about about a range of topics, from Trump Tower Moscow (Trump said he had no business dealings in Russia on the campaign trail even as the Trump Organization pursued a lucrative real estate deal there) to his role in Comey’s firing (Trump asked McGahn to say he never directed him to fire Comey when in fact he had). 
  • Mueller’s team wasn’t afforded the opportunity to interview Trump. So while Sanders may have been compelled into telling the truth for once, T-RUMP still hasn’t been.
  • For the worthless Press Meetings held by Sara “ Notawara”  Sanders who holds the world record for knowing nothing, only surpassed by a CORPSE IN THE DC MORGUE known as Jane Doe.  Sara’s abusive and dismissive tone  combined with attitude and failure to show any kind of relationship killed the real Press Corps meetings to cut off negative questions by the reporters.  Hopefully when T-RUMP gets the Dump she should be asked to leave, and if it was asked of the Press Corps they would simply throw her off the roof.

IF IGNORANCE and LYING  WAS BLISS SHE HAS A VERY BLISS-FULL LIFE

“ BRUNO SANHILDA”,  PRINCESS NOTA -WARE-A.  She is acknowledged as the senior liar to the Press Corpse  because the meetings she held, are deader than Kelsey’s Balls. The star of bullshit and mistruths in the Trump camp now precedes to tell us about divine guidance.  Daddy was a preacher and another TV celebrity bull shitter. Mike Huckaby

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said she believes God wanted President Donald T-RUMP to win the 2016 election, the Christian Broadcasting Network  reported on Wednesday. 


                   

SHE IS ONE SICK BROAD

  • If  T-RUMP  were to drop dead tomorrow, then I would believe God got it right and cleaned up the mess he made.  “I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald T-RUMP to become President so he could be assassinated for the sixty years of his corruption in business and social issues.
  • Sanders said: “I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.  Yes, except we must correct her faith which consists of lies and falsehoods.

Sanders also reassured CBN that Trump’s announcement that he would withdraw the US military from Syria would not endanger Christians in the area.  “Look, the President’s made clear that we support Christians, that we support the Kurds," Sanders said, adding the President has "made that clear to Turkey."   No one believes him.

  • We all know Trump can lie too “ Some of the people all of the time, (his GOP Base in particular) all of the people most of the time “ but TRUMP is different he just lies to everybody and anybody all the time.  A typical scumbag politician technique, he learned fast how gullible the GOP base is.
  • In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s failed presidential campaign, which was his third attempt in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of Evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  Citing False Prophets, he wasn’t that good a bassist either.
  • She signed on as a senior advisor for Donald Trump’s 2016 No-Truth Presidential Campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s fake news communications for coalitions.  Trump has NO COALITIONS, she added none. a waste.  She is doing a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones so they forget his. 
  • Her other tactic is playing dodge ball with answers stressing she hadn’t asked the President about it, so according to simple Journalistic questioning, the real question is, “What the F*ck does she do all day and why do we have these useless press meetings.
  • In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ we have no record of that “, “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times, with only 38 questions.  
  • She is as useless as  “boobs on a boar hog”.  About the size of one, she comes across as arrogant and is not enamored by the White House Press Corp who waste all day getting no answers. 
  • She also has a non-cooperative demeanor, is rude and cuts people off,  and a sense of looking down at the reporters.   What a friggen waste of energy!
  • Sorry Sarah but your usefulness has basically expired and hopefully you will too. You are a waste and so are your two daddies, Mike the Hukster Huckaby and Donald the T-Rump.  You sure can pick them.

RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR? 

SHE SHOULD BE RUNNING FOR HER LIFE

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