THE FAKE NEWS TEAM 



THE FAKE PRESIDENT CREATES THE FAKE NEWS OR

HE WOULD NOT GET ANY MEDIA ATTENTION!

So where does Fake News come from.  These articles and excerpts of interest by a variety of great journalists, and much lesser talented ones like myself are about topics we cover and care about with an abundance of occasional personal comment thrown in.  

I am privileged to know some of these great writers, cartoonists and creative commenters, and to bring their world to you.  Most important is that they bring you the truth.

 I try to add some humor, insight, disagreement, predictions to the fray.  The truth is what he calls fake articles whenever he leaks some stupidity and gets called on it, then it becomes fake news.

Hitler did the same thing and the people believed him, if they didn’t believe them he simply shot them. In the end Hitler shot himself and was burned. He didn’t obviously believe in himself.   I wish Donald good luck and hopefully a clean shot from a  .338 LAPUA from any source.  I will send flowers... a bouquet of Ragweed, Water Hemlock, Nightshade, Belladonna, White Snakeroot. Castor Bean Rosary Pea, Oleander  and Poison Ivy... and a 2 liter bottle of 1986 Chateau Aqua Regia from Chernobyl.


WITHOUT A FAKE NEWS TEAM

 WE WOULD NOT HAVE FAKE NEWS

We hear an incredible amount of what he calls “ Fake news” as depicted and presented by our Presidente El Demente Donaldo El Trumpo.  What is fake news... is it made up?  Who fakes news?  Only one person can fake news and thats T-RUMP because he is a fake president.  But it takes a team of support liars and bullshitters and provocateurs  assholes and ignorants, cheater and false gods... OK but the words have to get out and the free press has limited power to provoke his lies.

My favorite expression learned from working news and given to me by a Sioux Native American Chief while on assignment decades ago.  “ WHO IS WORSE, THE LIAR,  THE TELLER OF LIES OR THE ONE WHO REPEATS THE TELLER’S LIES...”     

A normal person of average intelligence understands you can’t have fake news about a president unless the president does initiate or  says something really off the wall, a ridiculous lie, falsehood or just good old American bullshit and exaggeration termed the real fake news.

Then the real press, just about anyone organization except FOX NEWS, the ultra right-wing and the American Nazi Terrorist Socialites  (ANTS)  now called the White Asshole Socialist Party ( WASP)  press goes to town and prints it after all he is the president “ Un Bastardo Enfermo” .

A day later after the schmuck says something he denies he said it, even when it’s on tape since his brain works only in the moment and he can only remember small obscure thoughts and cheap rants on people who hate him because they cannot stoop to his level.  Next step is claim its fake news. Nothing but a cheap con job, all the time, 10,000 certified lies to date by Politico and the Washington Post.

His defenders and loyalists are the shock jock troops of FOX news and some celebrity dregs who have been around too long fanning fires and causing problems.  If they were in almost every other country in this world, they would have been fed to the dogs long after the hanging.  Their work is corrupt and they attract a certain audience of malcontents and off the wall idealists whose collective IQ would probably be challenging my Rottweiler’s intelligence.   Here are some of the hierarchy.  The best of the trash haulers and distributors and I will be happy to attend any of their funerals as they deserve nothing but the best things said about them.


Laura Ingraham

Sean Hannity

Lou Dobbs

Tucker Carlson


COMING SOON TO A TOILET NEAR YOU

Ann Coulter
(Desirable and Poisonous)


Rush Limbaugh
(Big Mouth Druggie)


Neil Cavuto
(Unbelievable)


Jason Chaffetz  
(Former Clinton Benghazi Scumbag)

Plus whatever we dig up on the fifty plus folks who got canned from FOX like Palin, Napolitano, Riley, Glenn Beck, Meghan and all the others.   The puzzle being this...  How do you get fired from a scumbag fake show for doing scumbag fake things, it makes no sense. I will also write and research about folks who left FOX and are doing great things for Society....








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