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US President Donald T-RUMP and his family traveled to the UK as part of their June 3-5 state visit were greeted with protests, a giant T-RUMP baby blimp, and outrage over comments insulting both Meghan Markle and London’s mayor, Sadiq Khan.
All of that was even before the visit began. As it is with many of the president's diplomatic exchanges some strange and awkward moments occurred that were too bizarre not to meme. From his strange fitting tuxedo to uncomfortable photo moments with the Queen herself… thus…
SERIOUS NOTE FROM THE EDITOR:
The internet joined the Brits in trolling the US president with some pretty hilarious graphics, scroll up to check them out and don’t forget to up vote your favs!
As a native born American, I personally am embarrased by the actions of our Supreme Leader, his tribe and Dorkisems.
Naturally I voiced some opinions. This is an apology to our British friends, I have many Brits I call friends after I learned their language. Remember I’m from Brooklyn.
I avoided placing Her Majesty the Queen in any photo that I could avoid with Donald “Bone Spurs” the Draft Dodging TRUMP. Him being there was a serious breech of conduct to military people. To place him amongst the glorious and heroic men who gave their lives for freedom on foreign soil was and is an insult.
THE PRESIDENTIAL VEST AND WHITE TAILS
FEATURED THE BELUGA WHALE LOOK
EDITOR: The President wore white tails to the white tie event, but his tuxedo, from head to toe, was lambasted for being remarkably ill-fitted. Some including myself disagreed when the critics termed it the “ Beluga Whale Look” in mens fashion. A rash too speedily made decision requiring a review… Belugas are sweet loving big pussy cats and not anything like T-RUMP.
After much soul searching and rethinking the comparison in addition to my love of Belugas, I was uncomfortable then it might not be captured nor embraced by the fashion conscious. “ Beluga may be unfair to the Belugas” some wrote me, they said letstake a look at ORCAS… Belugas are friendly nice marine animals, T-RUMP is not. Orcas are the top of the food chain in the Ocean. A position T-RUMP has achieved. Hopefully one day we can feed him to the ORCAS.
My goodness they were right, he does look like an ORCA.
THE BOTTOM LINE IN FASHION BY EXPERTS
The White House tailor says he is not responsible for Trump’s ill-fitted and awkward tux he wore for state banquet at Buckingham Palace Ismet Dil’s company Scogna Formal Wear, where he’s the master tailor, has provided dinner jackets and tails to America’s leaders for over a century.
AND GETS PAID WELL FOR POMPOUS ASSES TO LOOK LIKE POMPASS ASSES.
The official tailor to the White House has refused to take the blame for President Donald Trump's widely mocked tuxedo at the state banquet with Queen Elizabeth II during his official UK visit.
69-year-old Ismet Dil claimed he didn’t recognize the suit, which bore the brunt of harsh criticism online and was described for being "wrong in every way" by a Savile Row tailor.
Dil’s company Scogna Formal Wear, where he’s the master tailor, has provided dinner jackets and tails to America’s leaders for over a century. And we agree he should have the honor of doing the funeral Tuxedo for T-RUMP since the T-RUMP suit company
"This is my profession. It’s not right," Dil told The Times. "I don’t care if he is president. Someone is responsible — somebody helped him get dressed like that." Trump's ludicrously long white waistcoat and a tux jacket that stopped halfway up his midriff did not do justice to his stature. The combination featuring overlong sleeves made the waistcoat look huge and the jacket look embarrassingly small, according to the craftsman.
Speaking to Daily Mail, Patrick Murphy, the head cutter at tailors Davies and Son, who are based in Savile Row, London, said “everything you can imagine" was wrong with the US leader's outfit.
IT PARALLELS EVERYTHING HE DOES, NOTHING ON A SMALL SCALE,
HIS POMPASS ASS DOES THINGS IN A BIG WAY! HE LOOKS LIKE….HAIL! LORD FART-LEROY…
"It's totally disproportionate to his height and girth," he said. "The waistcoat is far too long, it should not show underneath his jacket. His wife looks fantastic but he looks the complete opposite.
It is wrong in every way. The sleeves are covering his hands, they should be a good inch shorter. It looks like he has borrowed three different parts from three different suits.
The trousers look completely random and they are too wide and too long. Everything you can imagine is wrong."
About the president's jacket, Murphy said: "He is a big guy but the shoulders are too wide, they don't flatter him."
The "tiny" dinner jacket was heavily mocked online. While some said he had borrowed his 13-year-old son Barron's jacket, others quipped Melania had accidentally placed it in the tumble dryer.
Meanwhile, the US president thanked the British monarch for her “ gracious hospitality" amid the splendor and ceremony of a state banquet for 170 distinguished guests.
Furthermore, he praised the Queen's "nearly seven decades" long personal friendship with the United States.