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How to make a phony two bastards look sincere


THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER: “ Thanks but no thanks, I’m keeping my missiles and Nukes… 


THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER:  This jerk is dumber than a rock… actually a bunch of rocks!


THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER: “ Thanks but no thanks, You may kiss my ring now and go home.


THE LATEST HANOII FAILURE WHERE THOSE AROUND THE TABLE

HEARD A NEW POEM BY AL JACOBS ENTITLED

THE FART IN THE WINDSTORM



THE FART IN THE WINDSTORM


•  WASHINGTON MUST ACCEPT A POWERFUL GROWING NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA...
T-RUMP DOESN’T UNDERSTAND AND KEEPS SPROUTING HIS LONG WINDED DIARRHEA,

•  AND MY BETS ON KIM WINNING AND SCREWING THE DONALD... AGAIN, 
LOOK WHO IS BENDING TO WHO,  IT WON’T EVEN NEED THE STRIKE OF A PEN... 

•  T-RUMP HAS ALREADY LOST, SO SAY THE BETS WERE THAT DONALD CAVES...
JUST FACT ... NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE RANTS AND RAVES...

•  THIS IS A POEM DEDICATED TO THE  DONALD AND MAINLY KIM, 
FOR A THE ODDS OF T-RUMP WINNING HAVE GROWN, VERY, VERY  SLIM...

•  THE LITTLE MAN OF NORTH KOREA SCREWED T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,
BUT ALAS, T-RUMP STILL LOVES KIM JONG UN VERY MUCH THE SAME... 

•  AND NOW WE KNOW WHATS REAL...
TRUMP LIED TO US, HE NEVER DID HAVE A DEAL !

•  T-RUMP MADE ALL THE NEWS SHOWS WITH HIS VICTORY LAP... 
BUT IN REALITY T-RUMP’S BOGUS RAP WAS FULL OF CRAP...

•  HE PRAISED HIMSELF ALLOVER THE WORLD, HE THOUGHT IT A JOKE
AGAIN AS WITH MUCH OF TRUMP, IT WAS NOTHING BUT A CLOUD OF SMOKE

•  THE LITTLE ROCKET MAN MAKES BIGGER BOMBS AND STALLED FOR TIME...
KIM TURNED OUT A PLAN FOR A BIGGER BOOM THAT WORKED REAL FINE

•  THE FAKE RUSE WORKED BY THE “LITTLE MAN” THE STINKER, 
AND IGNORANT T-RUMP WENT FOR IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER

•  T-RUMP HAS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING UNPREPARED AND LOSING IT, HE KNOWS NO RAGE,

KIM IS GRATEFUL TO THE T-RUMP,  HE PUT KIM RIGHT ON THE WORLDS MAIN STAGE

•  IN HIS MIND AND MOUTH T-RUMP IS GOING TO BE ALWAYS RIGHT,  
BUT NOT VERY GOOD IN THIS VERBAL MOUTH TO MOUTH FIGHT

•  I SUPPOSE HE CAN DO BETTER WRITING LOVE LETTERS BY HAND
SO LOVING, SO POETIC, SO FULL OF LOVE, SO ... OH SO GRANDSTAND

•  ALL FOR THE GRAND FINALE OF PEACE AND A GREAT SUMMIT,
ALAS THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TURNED OUT TO BE WAS  A RATING PLUMMET 

•  IN THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT T-RUMP  WAS UPSET AND QUITE BORED
 ALONE TO GO HOME IN AIR FORCE ONE, THE CAPTAIN HAD IT FLOORED

•  AND THE ROCKET MAN STAYED IN TOWN TO MAKE FRIENDS IN NAM
WHILE T-RUMP LICKED HIS WOUNDS AND SHUT DOWN LIKE A CLAM

•  THIS TRIP COST US FIFTEEN MILLIONS TWICE FOR THE PLEASURE OF GETTING NOWHERE
A WASTE OF MONEY POORLY PLANNED BY THE MAN WITH THE SWEPT GOLDEN HAIR

•  WHILE T-RUMP PARADED HIS OWN ACCOLADES OF BEING A GREAT HANDLER 
THE LITTLE MAN BEAT T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,  AS THE LITTLEST MANGLER, 

•  AS THE TWITTS CAME CLAIMING IT WAS A SUCCESS BY T-RUMP, BOLTON AND FOX 
ONCE AGAIN THE TRUTH PREVAILED, 
IT SMELLED LIKE A PAIR OF WEEK OLD SOCKS

•  AND KIM IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WITH ONGOING TARIFF WARS WITH CHINA, 
A GOOD PLAY,  CHINA HIS PARTNER,  FOR T-RUMP A DOSE OF ANGINA

•  FOR KIM, TIME FOR A GOOD SHOT OF WHISKEY, A FAVORED BEVERAGE
CELEBRATE!  SOMETHING STRONG, CAUSE T-RUMP HAS LOST ALL HIS LEVERAGE

•  T-RUMP CLAIMS HE DOES NOT DRINK, HE’S NOT A BOOZER
HIS BRAINS ARE JUST ROTTING ON DIET COKE, HIS GANGLIA A SOLID LOOSER...

•  SO T-RUMP BETTER BE CAREFUL AND WATCH WHO, WHAT, AND WHEN HE BERATES
HIS PROMISES, STORIES ALL MADE-UP, WITH AN ALIMENTARY GAS, THAT AERATES...

•  HIS CLAIMS ORIGINATE AND SHOT FROM THE HIP, THEY CREATE FAKE FART NEWS...
BULLSHIT 24/7 DAY IS DEPRESSING AND FOR MANY CAUSING THE BLUES...

•  KIM, XI, CHINA, TRADE DEALS, TARIFFS, AND WEAPONS MIGHT NOT BE AS CONCLUSIONAL,
IT’S NO TIME FOR T-RUMP TO BRAG, LIES AND FALSEHOODS HAVE LABELED HIM DELUSIONAL

•  THE PROBLEM IS A MAN WHO LIES TO HIS FELLOW AMERICANS AND DOESN’T TEND TO THE TRUTH,
A MYSOGINISTIC NARCISSISSTIC FOOL WHO NEEDS TO SPEND TIME  
WITH GOD, DR FREUD, DR PHIL and DR RUTH...

MAY 2019

ENNY, MEENY, MIENY MO,  WHICH MISSLE WILL I DARE TO THROW,
TO MAKE THE PRESIDENT SEE MY WAY, AND HOW TO MAKE HIM LOSE AND PAY...

 MY RUSSIAN FRIENDS SEE THE LIGHT AND WILL STAND BEHIND ME IN THIS...ONE SIDED FIGHT...
T-RUMP IS AN ACTOR AND ALL TALK, THE COWARD, HE IS HAS NEVER HAD TO WALK THE WALK

I’LL GET ALL I WANT IN THIS GAME OF CHESS,
WHICH IS MAKING A FOOL OF HIM, SUCH DURESS, SUCH DURESS...
BECAUSE HE IS NOTHING BUT AN ACTOR WITH BAD LINES AND FEW SKILLS
HE CAN’T WIN ANYTHING UNLESS THE DECK IS STACKED AND HE HAS HIS SHILLS...

HIS CONFIDENTS HAVE PROVEN USELESS AS BURNT TOAST
THEIR SPEECHES AND COMMENTS ARE MORE OF THE SAME BOAST
IT APPEARS THAT DIPLOMACY IS A CLEVERLY CRAFTED GAME,
ONE THAT DONALD HAS PLAYED  AND LOSING,  QUITE LAME...

HE HAS NOT LEARNED TO PLAY AS YET, AND OFFERS HIS LOVE
WITH FOOLISH BRAVADO HE THINKS HE
’LL WIN WITH WORDS FROM A PRINTED DOVE

BUT HE’S PLAYING A GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH WITH A TOUGH KID 
AND T-RUMP IS JUST NOT GAMINGLY A WARRIOR LIKE “EL CID”
THE UN FAMILY HAS PLAYED THE GAME BETTER THAN ANY ONE ALL THESE YEARS 
AND THE PLAYER WHO IS AGAINST KIM OFFERS NOTHING BUT CROCODILE TEARS…

T-RUMPS PLACATING WILL NOT BE WHAT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS NEEDS…
BEING SH*T ON THE HEAD AND A NUKE UP HIS ASS MIGHT SLOW HIS DIRTY DEEDS


EDITORIAL IMPUT:   When we talk about relationships with certain countries it really means little what the people there will, think, or want.  Thats not in the equation, you just don’t make choices when you have a Makarov 9MM or an AK-47 behind your ear.  Using Russian and Chinese arms.  Diplomacy is 100% in the mind of the holder and that holder is KIM JONG UN and his army is the holder of those guns.


BREAKING NEWS BUT UNVERIFIED

(CNN)The US is monitoring intelligence that suggests North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, is in grave danger after undergoing a previous surgery, according to a US official with direct knowledge. 

 If the reports that Kim Jong Un is very ill are true, heres's hoping he has the same Doctors that treated Otto Warmbier with a similar ending.  One ( Otto) went to heaven and the other ( KIM) hopefully will go to hell.

We are all praying for him, unfortunately it is hopeful and aimed that he doesn’t make it, and if so it will be the largest funeral in the world since his Army will be there to make sure they crowds will be all crying. Bayonets make people cry…a lot.   Some say he went in for a hair plant for his great affliction for his fiend   Donald T-RUMP…  



KIM JONG-UN

NK Translation “ 머리가 뚱뚱하고 사람들을 죽이는 사람 

MURDERER, Supreme Fearless Leader and DONALD T-RUMPS BFF

Kim Jong-un (officially transcribed Kim Jong Un;  Korean: 김정은)  
Born 8 January 1982, 1983, or 1984)

He is a North Korean politician.  In addition a murderer and ruler of millions of impoverished and imprisoned countrymen.

He has been Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 and Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea since 2012.  Kim is the second child of Kim Jong-il 1941–2011), the country’s second leader from 1994 to 2011, and Ko Yong-hui (1952–2004).

He is the grandson of Kim Il-sung, who was the founder and first leader of North Korea from 1948 to 1994. Kim is the first North Korean leader who was born after the country’s founding, and is also the second youngest leader currently serving head of government in the world.  

He was voted in as leader by his Congress ( as corrupt as our Senators are) by 98-2.  The two were later probably shot. Vegas odds 30,000-1


BORN TO BE WILD
From late 2010, Kim Jong-un was viewed as heir apparent to the leadership of the DPRK, and following the elder Kim’s death, North Korean state television announced him as the “ Great Successor”. Kim holds the titles of Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea (as First Secretary between 2012 and 2016), Chairman of the Central Military Commission, Chairman of the State Affairs Commission, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and member of the Presidium of the Politburo of the Workers' Party of Korea, the highest decision-making body in North Korea.  

Kim was promoted to the rank of Marshal of North Korea in the Korean People's Army on 18 July 2012, consolidating his position as the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces.   North Korean state media often refers to him as Marshal Kim Jong-un, “the Marshal” or “Dear Respected."  When there is a gun at your head, anyone is respected. Those whom he replaced have yet to be found…

POPULATION CONTROL AND EMOTIONAL WARMTH ( NONE)

  • On 12 December 2013, Kim ordered the execution of his uncle Jang Song-thaek for “  Treachery”.   He fell asleep during one of Kim’s three hour speeches.
  •  Kim is widely believed to have ordered the assassination of his half-brother, Kim Jong-nam, in Malaysia in February 2017 because he was a threat to the throne. Obviously getting rid of your family makes for clearer thinking.
  • The love moat - the affair T-RUMP fell into.  In 2018, Kim Jong-un and President of South Korea Moon Jay-In met twice in Panmunjom on the border between North and South, and once in Pyongyang.  On 12 June 2018, Kim and US President Donald T-RUMP met for a summit in Singapore, the first-ever talks held between a North Korean leader and a sitting US President, to discuss the North Korean nuclear program.   It was a bullshit bust
  • A follow-up meeting in Hanoi in February 2019 ended abruptly without an agreement.  Shortest pissing battle in history.  
  • On 25 April 2019, Kim and Russian President Vladimir Putin held their first summit in Vladivostok, Russia.  Possibly, well probably T-RUMP appreciates another scumbag like himself. 
  • A true family man till he shoots you and he is also is known to use flamethrowers and an 23 mm anti-aircraft gun. He is  nothing but a psychopathic killer and a good fiend/friend for our psychopathic narcissistic loser.


THE QUEST OF SQUAREHEAD JONG UN

“ THE WORLD STAGE AS A NUCLEAR POWER

THANKS TO T-RUMPS FALLING FOR KJU’S BULLSH*T 


GOP CHALLENGES NORTH KOREA

 TO DANCING WITH THE RED STARS    

There is one thing the GOP does right!   Obstructionism and Dancing around with facts.  ... The GOP attacks evenly, every recruit spinning the same lies, regardless of whether it on TV or print.   The pitch is to the same drummer, with the same beat and after numerous talking head interviews on the TV, it’s the same coordinated rhetoric.  Just like these super marching dancers. 


The “ Stechschritt” or high kick is intended to intimidate the enemy by demonstrating both discipline and devotion”.   In the West however,  it was determined the step is used to get or kick the person in front of them to go into the minefield first.  Note the leg of the soldier just to the right of the officers hat, concentration, she’s really close to the butt of the one in front of her, now thats precision “sh*t -kicking perfection!

 

 

These are the famed North Korean Goose-steppers, Rocket-man’s personal show group just back from a world Communist tour of incredible precision and graceful coordination.   They easily out-shined groups from Africa, China, South America, Mesopotamia, Iran, and the combined Syrian/Lebanon Hezbollah team.
 

SWELLED HEADS AMONG THE GENERALS

A strange anomaly in North Korea is the toilet bowl hat.  The style of the hats they wear denotes rank.  

Higher the rank, the bigger the hat to accompany the huge amount of technical information and populist cranial crap that Kim Jung Un wrote about himself.  Praise, worship and self adoration en-mass so they can write them down in their little books they all take notes in.  

At a press party the other night one of the journalists commented when these Generals are around Kim Jung Un they all take notes, applaud, complement him, smile and wear their big hats.

On KIMS left, your right Colonel General Fok-tup is teaching his top officers not to submit blank sheets of paper with  너 바위 보스 or neo bawi boseu. (Translation: “you rock boss”).  He wants to see what they wrote, since he can’t remember what KIM said either.  


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