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REP. LOUIE GOHMERT

CONFUSED WITH SHEER IGNORANCE, A MAN OF MANY

STUPID AND IRRELEVANT WORDS AND LIES…

As one of the biggest schmucks the Congress has ever seen, Louie opened the Congressional session with more stupid remarks like he is known for.  

We sincerely doubt his sanity,  thinking he’s showing more symptoms of Crainial-Rectal Unlimited Dyslexia have appeared (CRUD) or ‘ Sh*t for Brains’.  The Horse Manure Foundation voted Louis the biggest dumper of anyone in congress and presented him with the prestigious award and a lifetime of free-range horse manure for his personal use.

It is said.  He has not only fell off of his rocker, he did fall off his rocker, slid off the porch and almost drowned in the river Cesspool.  It might explain CRUD swimming in a cesspool.  It used to be a swamp which he helped make a cesspool.  Texas will be proud when he leaves as the IQ of the state will go up dramatically. 

2019 WINNER - THE HORSESHIT MAGAZINES HIGHEST AWARD 

More broadly, Wednesday’s hearing was an excuse for multiple Republicans to parrot a long-standing conspiracy, propagated by Fox News, that Democrats and the mainstream media were working together to bring down T-RUMP.

As Media Matters noted, the crux of this narrative revolves around the false claim that a partially corroborated dossier by former British intelligence agent Christopher Steele kicked off the Mueller investigation, that a FISA warrant targeting a Trump aide showed evidence of an anti-Trump conspiracy, and that the FBI were biased against Trump.

There’s no real evidence to support any of those claims, but that didn’t stop Republicans from parroting the talking points during Wednesday’s hearings. Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), for instance, contended that Mueller “hired a bunch of people who did not like the president,” and also entered an op-ed — which Gohmert wrote himself for Hannity.com — into evidence. The op-ed argued that Mueller “has a long and sordid history of illicitly targeting innocent people that is a stain upon the legacy of American jurisprudence.”

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) took the baton from Gohmert, questioning Mueller about how much his investigation was reliant upon the Steele dossier on T-RUMP  which originally was commissioned by Republicans.   Rep., a new attack Republican with a big frickin mouth and insulting tone, Gaetz has also previously peddled his tinfoil hat musings about the Mueller investigation on Info-wars.  He is a fill-in when Gowdy left, just a big a mouth and a true scumbag.

“We’re called conspiracy theorists because we see this cabal right in front of us,” Gaetz said to Alex Jones in January. “I don’t think there’s any dispute that there was extreme bias, but not only bias in their minds—in their actions, in their planning, and the things that they were doing.”

Of course, Mueller’s own answers during his Senate and House testimonies yesterday made the job easier for Republicans like Gaetz and Gohmert. Throughout his remarks, he regularly refused to answer questions which were not within the strict remits of his report, pushing back by saying only that he disagreed with Republicans “characterizations” of the report — even when Rep. Tom McClintock (R-CA) described the report as “you put it in a paper sack, lit it on fire, dropped it on our porch, rang the doorbell and ran.”

HOUSE HEARING ON NATIONALISM
When Democratic committee chair Rep. Jerry Nadler noted during the hearing on White Nationalism that the company’s decision “just illustrates the problem we’re dealing with,” Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert—a man whose blatant anti-Semitism once forced Fox Business Channel to apologize on his behalf—quickly interrupted to ask if the comments could simply have been “another hate hoax?” 

Nadler:  Good LORD, this sucks. said Nadler…
Gohmert (SS code GO SCHMUCK)  quickly responded, “ Could that be another hate hoax? Just keep an open mind.”  
EDITOR:   The only open mind I would like to see with your lies and fabrications would be the sight of a wood axe cracking your skull  open… alas I fear it would be empty…

MOSQUE SHOOTING
Feel secure when Louie the Looser says something, it’s important, possibly only to Louie. No one else pays attention. He’s too stupid and when he says things that stupid people reply... with ( Blank )

BLEW IT AGAIN
Rep. Louie Gohmert was skewered Friday for his statement after a white supremacist shot Muslims at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, killing 49 people.  Using his gravely mottled intelligence and about as stupid as rock can be on a given day (364 - He takes off Christmas).

People promptly objected to Gohmert’s characterization of the shooting as a “controversy,” since the victims who were killed were worshiping at Friday prayers.    Multiple media outlets have reported that the shooter — a 28-year-old Australian man — left behind a manifesto saying he was a racist.  None have reported that the mosques or their regular attendants were involved in any sort of controversy.  By noon Friday, Gohmert’s tweet with a link to his statement had more than 1,200 replies — mostly condemning the congressman for his choice of words — and less than 70 retweets.

HE HAS FEW  (None) JEWISH FRIENDS, VERY FEW… EVEN LESS NOW, 
Apropos of nothing, Gohmert made the following completely false accusations during a Fox Business Network interview, "George Soros is supposed to be Jewish, but you wouldn't know it from the damage he's inflicted on Israel, and the fact that he turned on fellow Jews and helped take the property that they owned. It’s the same kind of thing." 

Gohmert's office doubled down on this slander by subsequently releasing this false statement, "Soros himself admitted in a 60 Minutes interview with Steve Kroft on December 20, 1998, that he had no regrets whatsoever about assisting the Nazis in confiscating property from the Jewish people during the Holocaust. That is a fact.”

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