SARA NOT-A-WARA 



SARA NOT- A - WARA SANDERS
  SPECIAL RECOGNITION FOR THE WORST PRESS
SECRETARY  DEAD OR ALIVE THAT EVER EXISTED

For the worthless Press Meetings held by Sara “ Notawara”  Sanders who holds the world record for knowing nothing, only surpassed by a CORPSE IN THE DC MORGUE known as Jane Doe.  Sara’s abusive and dismissive tone  combined with attitude and failure to show any kind of relationship killed the real Press Corps meetings to cut off negative questions by the reporters.  Hopefully when Trump gets the Dump she should be asked to leave, and if it was asked of the Press Corps they would simply throw her off the roof.

IF IGNORANCE WAS BLISS SHE HAS A VERY BLISSFULL LIFE

“ BRUNO SANHILDA”,  PRINCESS NOTA -WARE-A.  She is acknowledged as the senior liar to the Press Corpse  because the meetings she held, are deader than Kelsey’s Balls. The rising star of bullshit and mistruths in the Trump camp now precedes to tell us about divine guidance.  Daddy was a preacher and another TV celebrity bull shitter.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said she believes God wanted President Donald Trump to win the 2016 election, the Christian Broadcasting Network  reported on Wednesday. 

If he were to drop dead tomorrow, then I would believe god got it right and cleaned up the mess he made.  “I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president so he could be assassinated.

Sanders said: “I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.  Yes, except we must correct her faith which consists of lies and falsehoods.

Sanders also reassured CBN that Trump’s announcement that he would withdraw the US military from Syria would not endanger Christians in the area.  “Look, the President’s made clear that we support Christians, that we support the Kurds," Sanders said, adding the President has "made that clear to Turkey."   No one believes him.

We all know Trump can lie to “ Some of the people all of the time, (his GOP Base in particular) all of the people some of the time “ but TRUMP is different he just lies to everybody and anybody all the time.  A typical scumbag politician technique, he learned fast how gullible the GOP base is.

In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s failed presidential campaign, which was his third attempt in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of Evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  Citing False Prophets, he wasn’t that good a bassist either.

APPOINTED TO COALITIONS 
She signed on as a senior advisor for Donald Trump’s 2016 No-Truth Presidential Campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s fake news communications for coalitions.  Trump has NO COALITIONS, she added none. a waste.  She is doing a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones so they forget his. 

Her other tactic is playing dodge ball with answers stressing she hadn’t asked the President about it, so according to simple Journalistic questioning, the real question is, “What the F*ck does she do all day and why do we have these useless press meetings.   In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ we have no record of that “, “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times, with only 38 questions.  

She is as useless as  “boobs on a boar hog”.  About the size of one, she comes across as arrogant and is not enamored by the White House Press Corp who waste all day getting no answers.  She also has a non-cooperative demeanor, is rude and cuts people off,  and a sense of looking down at the reporters.   What a friggen waste of energy!

UPDATE 2019:  On Tuesday, Trump took the blame, or credit, depending on how you look at it.  “I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway!”  The White House has more leaks than the DEPENDS Board of Directors.   Besides, he said, reporters “cover her so rudely & inaccurately.”  That got a great laugh...


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