Boris (Boring)Johnson  

British Prime Minister, and T-RUMP Inspired Hair Aficionado

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is a British politician serving as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party since July 2019. He has been the Member of Parliament for Uxbridge and South Ruislip since 2015 and was the MP for Henley from 2001 to 2008.

Spouse: Marina Wheeler (m. 1993), Allegra Owen (m. 1987–1993)Trending

Born: June 19, 1964 (age 55 years), Upper East Side, New York, NY
Partner: Carrie Symonds

Children: Lara Lettice Johnson, Theodore Apollo Johnson, Cassia Peaches Johnson, Milo Arthur Johnson

London (CNN) Boris ( Mad Hair) Johnson was one of the most prominent pro-Brexit campaigners in 2016, and now he has inherited a political crisis that, when you break it down, still looks a long way from being resolved.  

But supporters of Johnson believe that his optimism makes him the right man to dig Britain out of its Brexit ditch. And among those supporters is a certain Donald Trump.

Much has been made of the similarities between Johnson and Trump. It's a comparison that the United States President seems to like. On Tuesday night, T-RUMP said, "They're saying Britain's Trump. They call me The British T-RUMP and people are saying that’s a good thing.   They like me over there. That's what they wanted. That’s what they need.”   

ED:   “ HORSESHIT PERMEATING THE ENTIRE PARAGRAPH) They are both well-hated, despised and disliked in England and if it wasn’t for Brexit, boring Boris would be gone   Boris does not want T-RUMPS blessing he has enough enemies of his own

Overlooking the fact that Johnson was in fact elected by Conservative Party members (0.2% of the population) rather than the country at large --- and that Trump is not in fact widely liked in the UK -- it's not a comparison that Johnson will be pleased about for a number of reasons. 

First, it doesn't really stand up. There are plenty of reasons to criticize Johnson. He has said incredibly controversial things in newspaper columns and on public platforms over the years: Highlights include saying that women who wear Islamic face veils look "like letterboxes" and using racist terms to describe people from the British Commonwealth.

But this doesn't extend to the same sort of anti-immigrant rhetoric that we hear so often from Trump. While Johnson has talked about controlling immigration, he is pro-immigration, just as one might expect from the former mayor of liberal, cosmopolitan London. And the idea he would say that British citizens who happen to be an ethnic minority should “ Go back” if they don't like one of his policies is unthinkable. 

🇬🇧 Britain: No Country For Strongmen?
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson might not seem to share much in common with strongman leaders around the world, but his tenure at 10 Downing has become a test case for strongman politics, Gideon Rachman writes in the Financial Times. The strongman playbook has flourished worldwide, amid a wave of national leaders who “revel in a cult of personality and delight in their willingness to trample over political and legal norms”—some traits Johnson possesses, according to Rachman. Johnson’s premiership will reveal how that style fares in Britain, Rachman writes: If the UK rejects those political tactics, he argues, “it will do a service to democracy around the world.”


🇬🇧 Will Parliament Vote ‘Leave’ On Boris Johnson?

Boris Johnson under pressure to apologize for burqa comments but don’t expect it, he is a racist like T-RUMP.  Johnson, like Trump, favors lowering taxes for the wealthy. But unlike Trump, he is not an economic protectionist. Johnson believes that one of the main advantages of Brexit is that it will open up the UK's economy to the rest of the world. 

And, as one might expect from a foreign secretary, Johnson is an unashamed internationalist.  The final and probably most important way that the two men differ is that Johnson actually needs to unite his country. Whatever you think of the man and his politics, Johnson -- unlike Trump -- cannot survive by only playing to his base. 

If Johnson wants to pull off Brexit and then win a general election in a nation as divided as Britain, he has to win over people from all over the political spectrum. Given that he has wanted this job since he was a child, it is very unlikely that Johnson would use nationally divisive language in the way that Trump does. There simply isn’t anything in it for him. 

He once wanted to be king of the world. Now Boris Johnson has his crown,  just like another moron we are familiar with.                      Johnson critics often point to a poster made by the official Leave campaign, which Johnson led, warning of mass immigration from Turkey. The poster was misleading, implying that Turkey would be joining the EU imminently, when it was not.

But the point it was making about EU -- that there is free movement through the bloc -- was not incorrect. And it shouldn't be forgotten that Johnson himself has Turkish roots. Whatever your view of this, it’s a long way from claiming that you are going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. 

Another reason Johnson will not like the Trump comparison is that Trump is genuinely unpopular in the UK, according to almost all polling. So, while the President might think that praising Boris and describing him as a friend is the highest of compliments, it could make British voters that are already uncomfortable about their new prime minister even less happy.


Someone Asked “Why Do Some British People Not Like Donald T-Rump?”

Thoughtfully I’m Thinking My Entire Site Explains That… But I Read A Brief

From Nate White, An Articulate And Witty Writer From England Who Responded…

T-RUMP lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem….
😢   For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honor and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.  So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

😉  Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever.  I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humor is almost inhuman.

😢  But with T-RUMP  it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

😢  T-RUMP is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

 😢  And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

😢  There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

😢  Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

😉  And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.  Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

😡  He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.  He’s more a fat white slug. 

👑   A Jabba the Hutt of Privilege.  😤  And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.  That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a sniveling sidekick instead. 😢😢

😭  There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. 

😭  So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:  • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

😭 You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.  This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.  After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. 

😡 He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of sh*t  His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

😡  God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.  He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

😡  In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a T-RUMP.
And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:  

‘My God… what… have… I… created?…If being a twat was a TV show, T-RUMP would be the boxed set.

Nate White





(And the winner, the people voted was 0.2% the Orca, he looked more fit.98 %              


EDITOR:   The President wore white tails to the white tie event, but his tuxedo, from head to toe, was lambasted for being remarkably ill-fitted.  He truly looks like an ORCA Orcas are the top of the food chain in the Ocean.  T-RUMP is the bottom of the barrel in real time.

“ THE TOP”  A position T-RUMP tried to achieve.  Mostly with the women he met and consorted with.  Unfortunately he did not drown, utilizing the theory sh*t floats. Hopefully one day we can feed him to the ORCAS.  My goodness they were right, he does look like an ORCA.

Speaking to Daily Mail, Patrick Murphy, the head cutter at tailors Davies and Son, who are based in Savile Row, London, said “ Everything you can imagine” was wrong with the US leader’s outfit.  We added,  including the schmuck inside of ithe’s on his own.



Trump’s conversations with May, the UK Prime Minister from 2016 to 2019, were described as "humiliating and bullying," with Trump attacking her as "a fool" and spineless in her approach to Brexit, NATO and immigration matters. “He'd get agitated about something with Theresa May, then he'd get nasty with her on the phone call," One source said. “ It’s the same interaction in every setting — COVID-19 or Brexit — with just no filter applied.  She is retired and had enough of him, expressing her indignation at his tact.  


By Donald T-Rump Order Of The Jerk-Offs


EDITOR:  “God Will Save the Queen” and please first chance you get, Mr. Mestopheles, offer T-RUMP a deal he can’t refuse, he’s all yours.  And you get his entire crew too.  All of his fake supporters, “ You might say Hell runneth over”  Maybe T-RUMP can build some new Hotels in Hell for the overflow   We know he has been pricing air conditioners

We doubt whether he’ll get another invite back unless he wishes to be thrown off the Cliffs of Dover

And Why Do The Brits Hate our President Simple He’s

A Full blown Disgusting Schmuck With No Class

A Note To Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth

 Recently Embarrassed By

Sir Donald T-Rump Of Dork-Chester

Your Royal Highness…


A Sincere Humble Apology To You And Our British Friends, 

We Have Minimalized Or Removed Many Pictures Of Her Majesty
 The Queen And The Other Royals Appearing With Donald of Dork-Chester  

We Had Thousands Of Pictures But They Included Donald T-Rump… 

Being Donald And Thats Usually a Disgrace in Any Country

Nevertheless, Our Sick President Does Not Merit Being Recognized With

People Of Real Class And Honor Whether It Be Here Or Abroad…

God Save The Queen, And Best Wishes On Your Birthday…
I Love Your Hats

And Mr. Mestopheles You Can Have T-Rump

As It Is Believed You Already Own Him…


To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II…    
“In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, and Utah, which she does not fancy).

Our new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed them missing…    

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:    
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary').    

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. 

3.  July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.    

4.  You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. 

5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.    

6.  All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humor.    

7.  The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.    
8.  You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup   but with vinegar.    
9.  The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10.  Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. 

11.  You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like a bunch of nannies). 

12.  Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.    

13.  You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.    

14.  An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). 

15.  Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.    

God Save the Queen!



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