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The T-RUMP Fake Theology Connection

The Biggest Names, The Evangelicals and the GOP Base

 ✞  Oral ROBERTS     ✞ Franklin GRAHAM   ✞ Jerry FALWELL Jr.

The Scam of the Century Is A False Interpretation Of The Bible… 

“ Prosperity theology is a scam dreamed up and a mis-interpreted religious scam belief among some really naive Protestant Christians that financial blessing and physical well-being are always the will of God for them, and that faith, positive speech, and donations to religious causes will increase one’s material wealth.  The scammers are those money collectors who claim they work for God.  No, they work for their prosperity, not yours, if you believe them you are stupid…exceptionally stupid ” 

The landscape of money, God and the Church is filled with landmines.  Unethical Televangelists and Prosperity preachers have left a bad taste in many mouths.   But how we handle our finances doesn’t need to be a negative experience. 

Think for a second, the Fakir wants your money to recruit in their lavish life style more marks or suckers, people looking for an easy way out and fall for the act… you can in this time of panic and fear, loss of life and privilege, help others as the lord intended, not these crooks…

You have food banks and ministries that directly help people and thus cut out the 90% that goes to the fraud and money changers, from the bible, they change the money from your wallet into theirs.  

That why they call it Property Gospel, and tell you that God pays you hundred of percent interest on your tithes.  This is a scam, the biggest in the world. Shows you people always want the easy way out.  Thats not how you win. 

The Winner - False Prophets and TV OPs And Stupids…

It sure looked good for the Evangelical press, The problem with Politicians like Donald T-RUMP and the Pastors many in the photo below is they are “ constitpationalists “ 
Those who turn the religion, use the constitution and turn it into constipation and bind it up with lies and who claim a presence and great communication skills with GOD more so than us mere mortals.  

Both fake pastors and fake politicians have the same Evangelicals supporting them, but they are Fake Evangelicals, who talk the talk a lot but don’t exactly trade their three hundred fifty dollar shoes and two thousand dollar suits for sandals and a robe. 

So, how do the fakes survive… how can they be fakes?  When you have stupid incompetent thieving politicians of dubious quality, they were voted in by people who are of like similar stupid incompetent selective qualities, only a fake can truly bullsh*t  another fake…  A truth seeker with intelligence will walk away… 

Check out the picture… A great photo opportunity Donald… A master of deception, a quality of the devil well played.  Faking life is easy if your greatest  achievement and failure was a reality show…full of lies and deceit. Nothing but a great hair day… and a lot of great acting…

FAKE MOVIES, POLITICIANS, PRESIDENTS, 

FAKE EVANGELICALS and FAKE PASTORS

1st Place Winner Photo-Op Contest  —Plan A

Creative Category — “ Rectal-Mental Constipation” — Made For TV Photo-Op…
T-RUMP:I  wish they would get this sh*t over with - 
I got a golf date with Kayne in a two and a half hours…

Mercedes Benz, Caddilac, Lexus, BMW, Porsche, Gulfstream, Challenger, Lear, Canadair, Expensive Houses on both coasts, Servants and expensive road trips and cruises. They belong to a sect promoting “  Prosperity Gospel “.   It has two levels, givers and takers, you are the sucker if you give them money, it will not feed the poor, beans it will feed the taker at a fine 100 dollar French Restaurant meal.

The Center for the Study of Global Christianity (record keepers from 2011) says Christian religious leaders committed $90 million in financial crimes, and the fraud is growing at a rate of 5.97% each year. The International Bulletin also estimated, ecclesiastical crime among Christians will hit approximately $80 billion annually by 2025. One bit of truth, world wide 62 billion dollars came in religious donation and the poor never saw 90% of it.   Yes, just as …politicians, they steal…

  

We Name Names Who started Prosperity Gospel…

Oral Roberts…

It was originated and the biggest lie ever told using GOD as the tool.  It was Made up by Oral Roberts… He threatened to die and be called by the Lord if he did not receive ten million dollars by the next day…  It was all bullsh*t by the best bullshitter to ignorant people.  

Ten million came in from the suckers but he died soon after anyway, because he was old and sick, and again just before he died the son went back to the well a second time,  with a really dumb follow-up letter signed by Roberts’s that affirms that without the money needed to send out missionary healing teams, “God will not extend Dad’s life.” 

His son took over but lots of scandals on the college properties and questions of improprieties and was thrown out of Oral Roberts University where he lived like a king amongst a few indiscretions.  Christians are very forgiving. Sometimes thats stupid… You don’t have to, you do it if it’s right or an indiscretion.  He and his wife have nothing else to do with the University known more by ORU.  Ridden with scandal and misappropriation of funds for personal glory. 

Even though his wife was observed or caught didling with a student, underage from the school on nine occasions, of course she denied it… and appealed it and the judge said no way… didling, or begetting in biblical babble not acceptable… Nine times, lots of noise but the school is keeping things under wraps.  It’s not good for business.  

COURT RULING  —  Lindsay Roberts, wife of former Oral Roberts University president Richard Roberts, lost her bid Monday to be dismissed from a wrongful termination lawsuit accusing her and her husband of misspending school funds and other moral and ethical lapses. (SEX) 

And Richard Roberts, son of school founder Oral Roberts, stepped down as president in November amid the accusations. He and his wife have repeatedly denied any wrongdoing and are still bullshitting live on TV looking for money. Their true God.  And you dumb naive morons are still following them…and send them money… and your neighbors might be starving…

Franklin Graham 
Billy Graham, was a great orator and speaker,  also went with the Prosperity Gospel program with his version of titheing, but Franklin kept it a little quiet after he died in 2018. Franklin however the son exploited it and it exploded.   Samaritan’s Purse reported gross receipts of $414,031,085 during the 2010 federal tax year.  Thats a lot of money for words.

Not that Franklin worked for nothing, a nice payroll and according to 2014 data, Graham is the highest paid Samaritan’s Purse employee “ reported”  at  $622,252 annually and leads other charities in compensation.  It’s really easy to hide a million here and there when you have millions so we believe none of this. We think it is more. All these certified and sanctified companies supposedly watching the cash may be compared to the Fox guarding the Henhouse.

Ask these TV preachers who their best friends are and you probably get the name of their Lawyer and Accountants whom they hold dear to their hearts and wallets.

The Evangelist is getting paid good money to lead two ministries — Samaritan’s Purse and the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association.  Damn,  thats good money for leading two ministries where you just talk a lot and ask for money.  This is not Gods work, this is a business and he’s on TV every morning promising salvation by a simple prayer, and donation rather than acts of compassion.

Jerry Falwell Jr.  
From the outset,  T-RUMP has surrounded himself with people who hail from the fringes of the Evangelical community that is steeped in the language of biblical prophecy, and his administration regularly reflects that language back to them in it’s messaging. 

Evangelicals thought that T-RUMP speaks their language.  He doesn’t, doesn’t live it but, he acts it well and stupid people believe him.    

Have you noticed that some of these people T-RUMP hires are just as sick as he is and just as incompetent. And they realize without the sick Evangelical vote T-RUMPS chances of re-election for four more years of this nightmare get better?  

The day T-Rump is out,  these people will be liable for some of their actions lies and misinformation and no chance of pardon.  It was Falwell who brought the faithless to T-RUMP.

Donald Secret Helper  —  Falwell is deeper in the bag for T-RUMP than just about anybody.  But there’s a curious element to Falwell’s relationship to the president that goes beyond Trump’s dearth of Christian values.   In May 2018, Buzzfeed News published a story about a lawsuit involving Falwell.  

The story then became news because a lawsuit revealed a bizarre relationship between the Evangelical leader, his wife, and a former pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach. It involves private planes, an exorbitant loan to start a business, a mysterious set of compromising photos, and Michael Cohen. 

It also may have had something to do with Falwell’s decision to endorse Trump in 2016, although this has been denied by people close to Falwell. This week, the New York Times and the Miami Herald both published extensive features on the “pool boy” saga. Here’s everything you need to know:

Falwell, 57, is the president of Lynchburg, Virginia’s Liberty University, one of the nation’s most prominent Christian colleges. More importantly, he’s President Trump’s principal liaison to evangelicals, the political involvement of which was fashioned largely by Falwell’s televangelist father, Reverend Jerry Falwell, Sr., who co-founded the Moral Majority movement in the ’80s. 

Falwell Is Not A Pastor Himself   —  But he’s taken on an overlarge role in the Fake Evangelical community after his father built Liberty University into a national powerhouse of Christian education.   Falwell’s profile has grown since he cozied up to T-RUMP  who, according to Falwell, offered to install Falwell in his Cabinet as Secretary of Education, an offer he says he turned down. 

So What’s This About A Pool Boy  —  In 2012, Falwell and his wife Becki visited the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach. While there, they befriended a 21-year-old pool attendant named Giancarlo Granda. Granda soon began traveling with the Falwells, both to their home of Virginia to hike and water ski, according to the Times, and to the Cheeca Lodge in the Florida Keys, according to the Herald. 

The latter paper published photos of the trip to the Keys, with Granda smiling next to Falwell, the two looking like father and son. Just months after the friendship commenced, the Falwells offered to help Granda, who had practically no business experience, set up a venture in Miami. After consulting with his friend Jesus Fernandez Jr. and Fernandez’s father, they agreed to open a hostel. Falwell ponied up $1.8 million.

The relationship between the Fernandez family, Granda  and the Falwells eventually went sour, and the Fernandez’s sued, claiming they were being muscled out of a deal in which they were promised a controlling stake. The lawsuit, and many of the details of the Falwells’ relationship with Granda, were not known until Buzzfeed News reported on it in May 2018. 

Multiple compromising photos of the Falwells became a central element of the legal battle, according to the Times, which spoke to several people involved in the case.  Falwell has denied the existence of the photos — or at least that they’re of him — but the Herald reviewed three of them, which show Falwell’s “wife in various stages of undress.” When they were taken or by whom is not known, but, according to the Herald, two of them appear to have been taken at the Falwells’ farm in Virginia, and one at the Cheeca Lodge.

The lawsuit that gave rise to the photos has led both Fernandezes to change their names, the son to Gordon Bello and the father to Jett Bello. Why they did this is unclear. “We felt it was very important for us to find a different path,” the father told the Herald. “There were obviously major concerns. And they were based on threats.”

What do President T-RUMP and Michael Cohen have to do with this?  T-RUMP was invited to speak at Liberty University. 

Enter Michael Cohen  —  Michael Cohen accompanied him, and the Apprentice star and his fixer developed a relationship with Falwell  (Granda was in attendance, as well; the Times published a photo of him holding a copy of The Art of the Deal on a private jet.) 

In 2015, as the potential release of the compromising photos was becoming a problem for Falwell, he enlisted the help of Cohen, a revelation reported by Reuters last month. Cohen reportedly then flew to Florida to meet with the attorney of the mystery figure who possessed the photos. The issue was resolved, and the attorney told Cohen that the photos were destroyed.  For how much we do not know but a lot of money…

On Tape  — If the story couldn’t get any stranger, Cohen’s involvement was initially revealed through a March 2019 phone conversation he had with comedian Tom Arnold, who secretly recorded it.   “There’s a bunch of photographs, personal photographs, that somehow the guy ended up getting — whether it was off of Jerry’s phone or somehow maybe it got AirDropped or whatever the hell the whole thing was,” Cohen said on the recorded call. He described the photos as “personal” and “between husband and wife,” and said that he had one of them. “It’s terrible,” Cohen said.

🤔 Church, State and Prayer…But Not In That Order

In the United States, Supreme Court decisions that outlawed organized prayer in school and restricted church-related schools (for example, preventing them from engaging in racial discrimination while also receiving a tax exemption) also played a role in mobilizing the Religious Right.

Opponents criticize the Evangelicals, who they say actually want a CHRISTIAN AMERICA—in other words, for America to be a nation in which Christianity is given a privileged position. Survey data shows that,  “ Between 64 and 75 percent do not favor a “ Christian Nation “ Amendment”  though between 60 and 75 percent also believe that Christianity and Political Liberalism are incompatible.  But you won’t get it…

Evangelical leaders, in turn, counter that they merely seek freedom from the imposition by national elites of an equally subjective secular worldview, and feel that it is their opponents who are violating their rights.  That statement would be a winner for stupidity, ignorance, subjectiveness and truth.  Kind off the mark statement T-RUMP uses when he wants to be cuddled and felt sorry for.  It’s all Bullsh*t…

According to recent reports in the New York Times, some Evangelicals have sought to expand their movement's social agenda to include poverty, combating AIDS in the Third World, and protecting the environment. This is highly contentious within the Evangelical community, since more conservative Evangelicals believe that this trend is compromising important issues and prioritizing popularity and consensus too highly.  Simply put, ignore them, let them starve, not our worry…Amazing that those that should talk the talk and help those in need argue if it’s right.  Just a bunch of fakes…

 The Fraud -  Sexist Spiritual Leader   —  We heard little truth during the RNC, from a demented and irrationally sick leader dedicated to himself first, before the country, relying on his friends for support.  Just another religious pervert who liked watching his wife being banged by the pool guy…. another T-RUMP friend spelled fiend.  

Falwell Jr. was just another of the fake religionist that fit in so well with the fake T-RUMP.  Falwell joins the ranks of  Richard Roberts, son of Oral Roberts and Franklin Graham, son of Billy Graham looking for money for their million dollar a year phony positions while parishioners starve. And live more than the high life, more like a deviate life on the backs of those who donated to their causes which are all shams. Thats why I place TV Prosperity Theology Preachers like this group and forty others on my list of Politicians.  Scumbag to Scumbag…

I have dossiers and financials on forty of these so-called men of GOD, and then we have T-RUMPS acolytes, sycophants, rich friends, relatives, White Nationalists, Nazi lovers, fake Doctors with alien friends, fake tests, promises which are all aiding to the demise, all of whom will eventually destroy our country and its reputation throughout the planetary system.  

The heart breaker is we will lose estimated now at 500 plus possibly more because of the Flu and Covid-19 definitions, complexity and the fact many Americans are stupid idiots.  Unfortunately the model writers with these number predictions have been  dead  spot on… 

The Pastorization of Donald J. T-RUMP Sinner — Plan B

If at first you don’t succeed,  try, try again or fake it…better… OK Got it that time…

Now T-rump claims God anointed him through his  “Pastorization”. He can forgive peoples sins… We had hoped it would be done in boiling milk…

ED NOTE:  Within 24 hours he was out again doing T-RUMP acts and screwing people…

This was a redo, the original plan shown above to convert Donald failed horribly…  

When it crossed Jesus’s desk, Jesus said, “ you gotta be frickin kidding”  so they came back… for the free lunch… and called Mestopheles crisis management for new ideas…

If you believe in this picture that this mans heart has changed, consider a very long talk with a legitimate representative of the US based American Psychiatric Association…and fee’s will be waived as being stupid is not a crime… just very common…amongst certain groups.  Again, I would like to see a real Pastorization of Donald, Instead of boiling him in oil, lets use milk… and show our solidarity by using both Regular 2% and Chocolate Milk because “ Chocolate Milk Matters”. 

Open Your Closed Mind…

Unfortunately, there is a certain amount of brainwashing and posturing that goes along with most religious thinking, the conversion from reality to your program, and you may not like what I have to say till you read it all and open your mind.

I am a researcher, a believer in my spirit helped by GOD’s prime wish.  No, I am not anyone who claims divine interruption, intervention, healing, communication, or acts of incredible savings and money making plans, I will not even cure the common cold or allergies and certainly not some of the fake and fraud miracles our TV sooth sayers make you think they can heal and promote.

 ✞ Furthermore, I do not claim to have God’s Cellphone number ( Thats Pat Roberts bullsh*t lie that worked for years)  and the Acts of the Fake Prosperity Gospel Preachers who steal your money because your stupid enough to give it to them over a mis-interpreted parable from the semi good book and used for their personal benefit.

But, I do have a sense of whats right and whats truth and that is guided by a loving God, for whom I have a simple relationship with.  He created me in his image as the book says and to live a life that follows that belief.   I simply seek the truth and validate by several communitive means the truth as the only path, I am one who delves into things that effect and affect the human spirit.

✞  I investigate crooked politics, food fraud, like the sixteen billion dollar a year Olive oil business, fake religious themes and circuses created that have become scams… the people who attack our lives, whether it be military, religious or financial terrorism… human frailty when it is religious driven…  situations dictate my only guidelines and the billions upon billions of dollars get scammed each year under the guise of salvation.  

✞  I take stand against these frauds because those that need that compassion and funding the most for the essential things in life like food and shelter never get to see it.  If you want to help the poor do it direct not through a religious sales person mostly found on TV babbling along with property lies and fake stories.

✞  I checked with the Federal Reserve and found out God does not issue Debit Cards, Checks or Bonuses for Good Behavior. he expects good behavior and the course you are on is 50,000 feet below the South Pole.  It’s warm there. Accommodations by Mestopheles Booking Services…Free Registration… Sorry no Air Conditioning yet…

 Persons Of Faith   —  Another thing that bugs me are those who make a claim to be a person of faith.   First, what makes one a Person of faith exactly?   It depends.  If we define it simplistically:

“ A person of faith is one who is guided by a set of rules and ideals that supposedly creates a path of ultimate righteousness in their daily walks in life”.   It is NOT their personal guarantee to you of their beliefs which they are implying.  They can say it but not be it.  They talk the talk, but don’t walk the walk…  

• About 99% of it is said for the person of faith’s own benefit. 
  
• It’s getting more confusing every day, the world is changing and not for the better.  
• As humanoids, we are human, frail sometimes morally and easily converted or brainwashed.
• If you believe on the TV thats you will be saved by some mortal professing a friendship with Christ… See a doctor
• Churches come in many flavors, and varieties.    They are manmade…
• Churches are like an amusement parks, you go on the rides you like. 
• Unfortunately many are pedophiles doing the nether Gods work. Never leave your kids alone with these nuts… 
• Since most church doctrine comes from stories past down and altered throughout the ages, no one can claim they know or attended any of these Biblical stories and events, thus the truth remains a rumor no matter how you twist it.  
• The competition for the right to be first unto the seat of God has caused more deaths in the history of the world than any other reason and not doing what the church wants resulted in the death of some great men and women thinker😇

 Christian Crimes Against Humanity Have Not Been So Innocent
We often think of Christianity as being the savior of mankind.  The problem is a word called science.  This was not always true.  In fact more people, millions upon millions have died at the hands of the religious leaders in all times.  We have had inquisitions, crusades, and wars all in the name of religion.  And millions died, for a belief they never capitulated nor amounted in their favor, and knew little anything about.

We have killed some of the noblest and intelligent men of all time in the name of a Christian God.  We have fought Christian Catholics against Christian Protestants, Christians against Muslims,  Against Jews and the list goes on and on.
Here is simple sampling:  We left out the thousands tortured and dismembered or horrifically removed by those doing the Lords work…It was called the Inquisition… Another man-made ordeal…

✞ JAN HUS (1369 – 6 JULY 1415) 

Often referred to in English as John Hus or John Huss, was a Czech priest, philosopher, reformer, and master at Charles University in Prague. Hus is considered the first Church reformer, as he lived before Luther, Calvin, and Zwingli.  He was a key predecessor to the Protestant movement of the sixteenth century, and his teachings had a strong influence on the states of Europe, most immediately in the approval of a reformist Bohemian religious denomination, and, more than a century later, on Martin Luther.  Burnt at the stake.

 

✞ GIROLAMO SAVONAROLA, 1452-1498

The Italian religious and political reformer, entered the Dominican order at Bologna. In a convent at Brescia his zeal won attention, and in 1489 he was recalled to Florence. His second appearance in the pulpit of San Marco -- on the sinfulness and apostasy of the time -- was a great popular triumph, and by some he was hailed as an inspired prophet.

His gift of prophecy led to his being cited in 1495 to answer a charge of heresy at Rome and on his failing to appear he was forbidden to preach. In 1497 came a sentence of excommunication from Rome;  He was brought to trial for falsely claiming to have seen visions, and uttered prophecies, for religious error, and for sedition.  On May 23, 1498, this extraordinary man and two Dominican disciples were hanged and burned, still professing their adherence to the Church.

 

✞ GALILEO GALILEI  15 FEB.1564 - 8 JAN.1642

Was an Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher who played a major role in the Scientific Revolution. His achievements include improvements to the telescope, incredible astronomical observations and support for Copernican’s theory.  

That the sun is the center of the Universe and not the earth.  Galileo has been called the "father of modern observational astronomy, modern physics", and "the Father of Modern Science".

His contributions include the confirmation of the phases of Venus, the discovery of the four largest satellites of Jupiter and the observation and analysis of sunspots. Galileo also worked in applied science and technology, inventing an improved military compass and other instruments.

Galileo later defended his views in Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, which appeared to attack Pope Urban VIII and thus alienated him and the Jesuits, who had both supported Galileo up until this point. He was tried by the Inquisition, found "vehemently suspect of heresy", forced to recant, and spent the rest of his life under house arrest

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he wrote one of his finest works, Two New Sciences, in which he summarized the work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials.

✞ MICHAEL SERVETUS  29 SEPT 1509 – 27 OCT 1553
Was a Spanish theologian, physician, cartographer, and Renaissance humanist. He was the first European to correctly describe the function of pulmonary circulation. He was a polymath versed in many sciences: mathematics, astronomy and meteorology, geography, human anatomy, medicine and pharmacology, as well as jurisprudence, translation, poetry and the scholarly study of the Bible in its original languages. 

He is renowned in the history of several of these fields, particularly medicine and theology.  When Calvin requested that Servetus be executed by decapitation as a traitor rather than by fire as a heretic, The Geneva Council refused his request. On 27 October 1553 Servetus was burned at the stake just outside Geneva with what was believed to be the last copy of his book chained to his leg. Historians record his last words as: "Jesus, Son of the Eternal God, have mercy on me.  And last, have you met the inquisitor…

THE JUDGEMENT DAY

Donald T-RUMP,  the Supreme Ruler, today was accidentally clobbered beyond recognition at the tenth tee in a horrific golf cart crash at Mar-a-lago.  He made a right turn, didn’t signal and got rammed by a city garbage truck.  

The accident not fully investigated yet, still under investigation.  The driver Ezra M. Clinton said he didn’t see him when the cart cut in front of him.   Mitch McConnell is convinced the truck was driven by an immigrant illegal employee who was not documented.  This in violation of federal guidelines pertaining to immigration and work permits and would be forwarded to William Barr, Head of the DOJ and investigated.        

Outside the gate in Florida 258,000 Americans who lived locally, close to Mar-a-lago and had to put up with the, noise, the closings the bullsh*t, too many people and press, traffic and sensory overload at Mar-a-lago, when he played golf more times than the last six presidents and staff combined were cheering…  “ Go to Hell,  Go to Hell”, they sounded very sincere. They had enough T-RUMP.

Judgement Day
So T-RUMPS soul appears in Heaven in the holding area  called Purgatory which is a temporary state of purification where imperfect saints have the effects of their sin purged  and he asks the Gatekeeper for a pass. The Gate keeper tells him politicians and nobility of his stature are treated differently. Strict rules in a directive from the big Kahuna.  He gets a choice, the Lord offered a special trial basis for T-RUMP  “ You can try Hell for one day and try Heaven for one day” .  Then we’ll honor your wishes and carry them out.

The gate keeper leads him to an elevator and pumps the button down 666 floors, and sure enough he is greeted by Mr. Lucifer Mestopheles who takes him on a tour of Hell.  He is absolutely blown away...

• Incredible Championship Golf courses just like he created
• Incredible Hotels and Towers, Clubhouses, Pools, Bigly Saunas and Hot Tubs filled with Hot gals
• A Royal Magnificent Clubhouse, on a par with Mar-a-lago
• He sees all his associates and friends dressed to the nines
• They are even wearing his brand ties who greet him with great succulation and adoration.  
• They reminisced about so much money they made off the middle class and the poor.   
  
• The incredible nine course dinner was Maine Lobster, Cordon Blu and Ribeye Steak, ( He chose a Porterhouse, well done of course, with catsup, he likes it that way) and the finest wines ever. 
• Some of those wines even stolen from the last supper and brought out from long time storage, quite a celebration for him.  He chose Diet Coke instead.
• Next morning he played eighteen holes and basically played scratch golf, several birdies, best game he ever played to the seventeenth.  Then he went three under par for the course with great shots when he birdied seventeen and eagled the eighteenth with an incredible forty-nine foot putt. 
• He spent the night in the palatial hotel and was visited by two of the local Russian showgirls and they showed him everything including how the shower worked with him.  “ He said they surely know how to relieve tension”  
• By noon the day was over and Lucifer took him to the elevator, shook his hand and told him, President T-RUMP “ Let me know”.

             He Thanked Lucifer And Told Him He Had A Great Time… 

Thank You Again “ And He Would Be Back”… 

Upon his arrival in Heaven, the Gatekeeper directed him to the Heaven blessed clouds where all those in Heaven were singing, dancing, eating magnificent healthy Vegan Gluten-Free meals, no meat, happy-happy fruit soft drinks and exotic teas, good vibes and lots of harps. Truly a pleasant place, restful and lots of good easy listening peaceful music and love.

After the day was over the Gatekeeper then asked TRUMP to make a decision.  Trump replied, “ It’s very nice here but there are many great bigly things I liked in hell, so I’ll go to hell”.  OK, then the Gatekeeper took him to the elevator, wished him luck, and pushed the X-final down 666 button.

👺Back At Hell  —  The door opened and Lucifer was not dressed as before, he looked different, he had on this funky looking outfit, like red pajamas, and there was fire and garbage, lots of garbage, carnage and waste, and all his friends were blackened by the smoke.  Broiling, it was hot as hell, no air-conditioning and he was given a bag to fill with garbage so he can take it to the fires, and burn it like the others, it all looked the same clear to the horizon.

He Screamed,   “ Lucifer My Friend, What Happened To All Those Nice Things I Saw Yesterday”
Lucifer Replied... Mr. President,  I’m Sure You Were Aware Yesterday 
Like You, We Were Campaigning, Today You Voted…