GAME OF THRONES


THOSE WHO PLAY THE GAME OF THRONES

IN POLITICS AND HOLLYWOOD


“MIGHT BE THE BUTT OF SOME GOOD JOKES"


BUTT FIRST HOLLYWOOD

And last but not least, on the subject of crap application and usage, when it comes to thrones how can we leave out the magnificent incredible earth moving gluteal muscles which are a group of three muscles which make up the buttocks: the Gluteus Maximus, Gluteus Medius and Gluteus Minimus of the Kardashian Girls... Magnifico, Giganti, Cushioned Mounds !

The three muscles originate from the ilium and sacrum and insert on the femur.  The Maximus muscle group of the Kardashian girls exemplify the highest accord in buttock artistry as they show their secrets in this article on lubrication and husband happiness.  They take their ass...ets to a much higher level.  First we’ll examine the Kardashians and then the Trumpets... 


THE BEST GROSS HEALTH NEWS - BY KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN
You won’t see on this site articles on the Kardashians latest trend in pedicures.  But when it comes to the Game of Thrones nobody (pun) can talk about their Gluteus Maximus muscles (asses) better than the Kardashians.  Kourtney is endorsing an alternative medicine rectal enema with lubricant. 

It may take a Village to bring up a child, but a bunch of talentless large asses finds suck-cess in the pop culture scene.  It’s just their style, sometimes (OK often) one of them from their Borg Collective Brothel makes weird news.  

People who support and love these posterior provocateurs do have a connection with them.  Similar to the disease raging through the White House.  

It is called Cranial Rectal Dyslexia a disease which confuses brain cells and the nether excrement portal.  Commonly referred to by those who can’t spell dyslexia as "Sh*t for Brains”.

Kim Kardashian with much larger buttocks declined the offer to let her anal canal receive the 19.95 lube and oil change.   Especially, after seeing a firehose hanging on the wall, and sizing up the situation.   Hmm, she didn’t seem that way in her video on the internet.

Her massive Gluteus Maximus made the tabloid news. It is actually rumored to be or will be down-sized due to the implants shifting.   Yes, “ Assplantation, Bootie Botox or Bootyfieing”  is common in Hollywood, for those getting ass-bumps and visible dimples. 

Kourtney decided to go ahead, telling viewers: “It’s a great alternative way to get toxins out of the body”.   About as toxic as her acting on television, I would have suggested a marine sump pump.

Kourtney later posted on her Twitter account: “ I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you freaks...trust me when I say life changing”!   Hopefully she’ll get a sponsorship as a spokesperson for Standard Oil 10W-30, get to wear NASCAR type tight clothes with an open ass flap and receive product direct in 55 gallon drums.

NOTE **  The show had one of their highest ratings ever when the sisters discovered this pseudo medical treatment and Kourtney’s on again-off again sometimes husband thought it was a great idea as he was doing some followup work.  His goal involving close inspection and observation of her procedure, followed by some deep personal inspection and probing, on the procedure with her, be careful and loving as she has a temper that goes with the now very slippery slope.


  THE FIRST TRUMP BLOW-A-THON MEETING IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 

 IT WAS THE GLORIFICATION OF SENIOR ASS KISSING 


He does have small hands.....


THE WHITE HOUSE BLOW-A-THON 
It started quite nice with introductions of the T-Hump Cabinet Members.  But it shortly was all a kumbaya of self gratification for the man in the White House  who needs as a narcissist compliments to power his ego since he really has nothing but himself to offer and thats lies, corruption, and unsavory relationships with associates, scumbags and perverts.

“Full blown” is an understatement.  Never have I witnessed such ass-kissing and succulation on a level by a bunch of stooges since Hitler gave out free beer in the Hof Brau Haus.  

We needed the three stooges Moe, Larry and Curly to officiate this gang, a gigantic day for the cabinet who sounded like idiots with praise and wonderful thanks and energy for the fake president for the great fake job he is doing.  One year later half of them are gone.  He drained the swamp and replaced the swamp with septic tanks.

It was a two Zantac day, the nausea from this photo-op course in ass-kissing exceeded the Vince McMahon “Kiss my Ass Club” in Professional wrestling.  Vince another fake rich scumbag is a close friend of Donald and also got rich in unreality TV.   One of the questions on the Greken-Farkwill Insanity Test is,  Do you believe professional Wrestling is real ?  If you say yes, you are committed for the act of stupidity with the IQ of a snail.

You might note that the appointee selected by the Senate Small Business and Entrepreneurship Committee approved former World Wrestling Entertainment head Linda McMahon (wife of the ass being kissed in the photo)  to lead the Small Business Administration (SBA).   So ass-kissing from the squared circle to the Congress now has a strong advocate for tradition.

It appeared that Donald the Dork took lessons from Kim Jung Un, the Supreme leader and false god of North Korea by having all the cabinet stooges in one place around a table with each one individually and with great reverence, symbolically applying their lips to the golden ones nether parts.  The difference, no guns showing.  Kim always has guns on the speakers or their immediate family.  The President just holds the twitter button.


MEMORABLE QUOTES

REINCE PRIEBUS:  ”Mr. President, we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing  (?)  that you’ve given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”  “T-RUMP A BLESSING”?  WTF was Reince smoking that day?  On Monday, Trump took a break from yelling on Twitter about how the “Fake media” is against him and found another way to stroke his pathological narcissistic need for affection.  The round circle blowjob meeting.

T-RUMP:  During this televised cabinet meeting, he said (truly it was bragging)  he had done as much as any president from FDR, then asked the assembled crew of billionaires, retired generals, and arch-conservative politicians what they thought the administration’s accomplishments thus far had been.  I haven’t heard this much bullshit since the last Hitler Youth Group had a class reunion in hell.

It was an exercise in attempting to satiate Trump’s insatiable ego, and all the officials took the opportunity to kiss as much Presidential Ass as possible.  And duly noted,  TRUMP does have and is a fat ass on both counts and they brought in a Commercial size 144 (twelve dozen) box of Chapstick for the bruised lips from all the kissing.  According to federal law the cost of the Chapstick did not exceed 120 dollars so it did not have to be reported under Federal Gifting laws.  And who was the ass-Kissing winner... DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

OUR VP MIKE PENCE SUMMED IT UP AS THE ULTIMATE ASS KISS
 - CHAPSTICK ASS KISSER OF THE YEAR - 
“It’s the greatest privilege of my life to serve as Vice President to a president who is keeping his word to the American people, and assembling a team that’s bringing real change, real prosperity, real strength back to our nation, and the free Chapstick award was the “ icing on the cake”

The Grand PooPah of Praiseworthy Rhetoric and Bovine Excrement, Vice President Mike Pence Frothed. 

It was a close race between Reince him, the gal running the Transportation, Elaine Chao, and Pence.  I think he climaxes every time he talks about TRUMP, hoping when TRUMP gets shot, or impeached or an irate miner clobbers him with a shovel for not bringing back coal.  If that happens, Evangelical Mike will get the nod and turn the country into the United States of Jesus-Freaks land.  None would have stood a chance if Chris Christie was there.  It would be one fat ass to another.

It was a new low for the T-Rump cabinet.  A bunch of rich people who sold their soul to the Reaper... and now praise TRUMP in competition with VP Pence who is as worthless as teats on a boar hog.

This clown circus will destroy our country and it will take longer than you think to repair it possibly two generations.  He is destroying the environment, our schools, housing, the EPA, the military, immigration and the list is endless.  And sooner or later most of these incompetents will be gone. They were not picked for their skills, most had none in their respective arena, they were picked for loyalty to TRUMP as when most find out what he really is about drop him.


OBVIOUSLY SOME OF THE BLOW JOBS DIDN’T WORK


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