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THE PRESS: President Trump did you order the botched Immigrant ban?

JUDGE DREDGE: You don’t have to answer that question!

DONALD T-RUMP: I’ll answer the question. You want answers?

THE PRESS: I want the truth! 

DONALD T-RUMP:    You can’t handle the truth!   We live in a world that needs walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. And I’m going to build bigger, super humongous, super strong, magnificent, more better, more wonderful, more longer, more awesome, spectacular, incredibly great, breathtaking, monstrous, phenomenal, and simply put, astounding wonderful walls built with American steel made from all the cars we will repo from the illegal immigrants on our Southern Border.  And I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom...  I will have to get the Mexicans to pay for it!

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.  Because I am the only one who can negotiate it.  No one else has the smarts I do.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to Americans who rise and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I,  “Donald The Protector Provides”  and it will get better when I get a security guy since no one wants to work for me.

THE PRESS: Again, did you order the IMMIGRANT BAN thats so screwed up?

DONALD T-RUMP:  You’re Goddamn right I did!   And the assholes on my staff did a great job on it except for the legal issues, a few loose parts and those schmucks are screwing it up again.   Who the F*ck do those JUDGES think they are?  Who does Paul Ryan think he is, and I’m running out of crazy accusations to stall with.  Get Steve Miller to address the country. That will start a war with Mexico and we won’t need Mexican money to build the F*ckin wall.


DONALD TRUMP AND SCHOOL BUSES
A LESSON TO LEARN FOR ALL - THE REAPER





📢  Today July 23, 2017 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day and the President in his remarks blamed President Obama for not having a National Chocolate Day.
                                             It Takes a Village to bring up a child,  but only one moron in the White House to F*ck up a country.

📢  The President wants the new Air Force One to be equipped with brackets to hold School Buses. He put so many under the bus it would be more convenient.

                                                                                                                               -- The Air Force said it was an unreasonable request.

📢 “No administration has accomplished more in the first 100 days.” 

                                                                  --President Trump, blustering about himself, remarks in Kenosha, Wis., April 18, 2017

       “If demolition is an accomplishment, yes we have a clear winner” 

                                                                       - Writer Al Jacobs, remarks in a comment to his mirror while shaving, June 5, 2017


📢  RUMPECONOMICS - TRUMPED-UP NOMICS

       - Writer Al Jacobs, wrote President  Reagan a great man died and so did this plan, didn’t work before, won’t work now.


📢  NEVER BLAME THE POLITICIANS, JUST BLAME THE 
                                                                                                          Uninformed voters who put them there, they are the guilty ones.


📢  DON’T DUMP TRUMP ALONE - YOU CAN DUMP ALL THE TRUMPS
                                                                                            
Now thats negotiating!               


📢 WHEN SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES CAN YOU
                               EXPECT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SHITSTORM ?


📢 
THE DONALD PLAN FOR DOMINATION


TAKE THE
WHITE HOUSE AND REMOVE

the W and E, representing WE the People, add a “S” 

HIT HOUSE + S = SHIT HOUSE


THE PRESS CORPS SINGLE FINGER SALUTE




📢  I do agree with Donald Trump about one thing.   We are on the same page, “Fake News does exist” !  Of course Fake News exists, Donald should know , he writes every bit of it!  The press only prints that horseshit.  The man is sick, there is something inherently wrong with him and he needs help.  Thats obvious but its also part of a greater plan.

📢  Putin will take advantage of his weaknesses and use him like a toy.   My bets are on Putin.  Donald is a coward and Putins career and training by the KGB a lot tougher than anything he’s come across.  If Ted Cruz dropped TRUMP with a strong right after what T-RUMP said about Ted’s wife, I would have said the same about Ted being a warrior, who I don’t care for either.

📢  Trumps claims to be a negotiator, not true, a bully with money is a better term. Putin is a warrior, and Donald’s strengths are not anything close to the man who takes chances.  Putins humming something about “ Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets don’t mean shit”.  


📢
  The question passed down through the ages by generations of thinkers and common folk alike:  Whats dumber than a rock?   We submitted the GOP base. They voted for a man who will destroy them.  It’s Ok to hate politicians but you voted for him believing this guy on a white horse will save you.  You forgot water paint washes off, the horse was black and the rider was dirty.  The worst part was you were warned of his lying and reneges on promises and paid no attention.  

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