THE FOURTH COMICAL REICH



Dear Reader:
These are my best efforts at finding, adding to or collecting visual humor in 2017-2018.   Work by some of the the great contributors to clarification of the chaos being created by a totally narcissistic lunatic like President Donald T-HUMP.  On the other hand there is the real fake news department as shown below explaining the real things that go on in the chaotic, irrational, narcissistic driven nutcase world of the Fake President Donald J. T-HUMP.


THE GOP PARADE COMMITTEE CHALLENGES 
N. KOREA TO A MAJOR DANCE OFF  by Al Jacobs
There is one thing the GOP does right!   Obstruction Dancing... The GOP attacks on all levels, the pitch is to the same drummer, with the same beat and after numerous talking head interviews on the TV, it’s the same coordinated rhetoric.  

Vile and attacking, all on the same script, no solutions, no answers just attack, sometimes personally.  Thats how scumbags fight.  And now led by an immature, ignorant bully.  (Pick one, Bad Hair Trump or Square head KIM JUNG UN) 

The only thing the GOP does right is they LOCKSTEP and know how to attack because they offer nothing but previous failure. 

They quote they are the party of Reagan, a great actor, a great compassionate man and statesman.  But he was not an economist.  

Reaganomics failed bad.  Bush tried the same thing and failed.  Paul Ryan, another attempt and it passed and it will fail.  Worse, it will be almost impossible to fix by the next President.

The GOP SS ( Sorry Scumbags)  miss the mark, they are more like our friends in North Korea and a failure to follow the party line can lead to excommunication so they all smile and agree just like Square head Un’s army.  


📢  The “ Stechschritt”  is intended to intimidate the enemy by demonstrating both discipline and devotion”.   In the West however,  it was determined the step is used to get or kick the person in front of them to go into the minefield first. 


If Ronald Reagan was alive he might have half the Congress jailed for treason, lying and corruption.  After the Viet Nam mess and four of our Presidents lying he was a bastion of truth.   Not today,  a GOP politician starts every conversation blaming Obama, the stars, earth heating, lost asteroids and  never answer with the truth, only the party line and never answered the question.  Because they had no answers or solutions.   Goose steppers.  Where do they come from?


DANCING SOLDIERS  - “THE STECHSCHRITT
The GOP really does remind me of those fabulous dancing soldiers you see in all Chinese, Russian, North Korean, Iranian soldier formations.  The Iranians are a little more vibrant and use a faster pace.   The goose step a modification of Hitlers Storm troopers have made it worthy of appearing on  “ Dancing with the Red Stars”. 

But they will be up against the high kicking famous Russian steppers, “ The Spetzmasters”.  And as the picture on the left shows their precision is incredible. But a few flaws, the angle of the hats not even and the inside guy is not high enough these are critical points in Red Star Competition.

Facing serious challenges from The North Koreans who have developed a pacy, highly stylized form of the infamous military march, which is said to have originated in 18th-century Prussia.  It’s a little bump they added, quite nice, worthy of a ten in Red Star productions, International dance competition.  But they only got a nine last year and mysteriously the two of the judges who were from China and Iran respectively  died from a strange disease related to polonium poisoning. The Russians took first place.


THE REAL ROCKETTES

When interviewed the famous Rockettes of New York Radio City Music Hall replied we didn’t want to dance for Trump, but our union made us and we kick higher and in heels, Let those guys and gals try that!  we’ll dance against anybody.

Mike Pence, our Evangelical Vice-President said he would put the Rockettes in the contest but their outfit skirts would have to be below the knees, made from flannel and no cleavage.  The dowdy Mrs. Pence agreed and said they will pray over it.

The Kick-Dance is  favored by leaders of totalitarian regimes ever since, including Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, the Palestinian leaders, the Ayatollah KaKameemie and Stalin  - Oh, and square-brain shit-head Kim Jung Un loves it.  


MORE-ON NORTH KOREA


SWELLED HEADS AMONG THE GENERALS

A strange anomaly in North Korea is the toilet bowl hat, is the style of the hats they wear.  Higher the rank, the bigger the hat to accompany the huge amount of technical information and populist cranial crap that Kim Jung Un wrote about himself.  Praise, worship and self adoration en-mass so they can write them down in their little books they all take notes in.  

At a press party the other night one of the journalists commented when these Generals are around Kim Jung Un they all take notes , applaud, complement him, smile and wear their big hats.  Another commented,  Why thats like when Mike Pence and the other stooges in the cabinet get together!  He  was right, I never thought of that.  Maybe we need to get them bigger hats.

The little family killer questions them the next day and if they are without notes, they will be with-out heads.   It was also noted the men wearing these toilet bowls on their heads must have epoxied them to stay in place or they would blow off during sandstorms or rallies the little Hitler throws.

TECHNICAL:  The toilet bowl hats are expansive to allow the crap info,  really stupid, idolatry they are made to expand and not injure their thin braincells.  

Thus, Junior Officers grow into their own stupidity and idolatry and basically lack any form of thinking or culture in a positive way.  Cranial dyslexia is a common ailment of this society. 

The line soldiers only get Mao caps since they don’t have to think. They only have to dance and shoot which might be a new competitive sport in the Summer Communist Red Games. 

On the right Herr Square-Brain Shit-head is teaching his top officers not to submit blank sheets of paper with 너 바위 보스 or neo bawi boseu. (Translation: “you rock boss”).  He wants to see what they wrote, since he can’t remember what he said.

They also serve as Porto-lets when needed in the field.  Since crap flows downhill, they can stand on their hats, the larger surface making it an easier target.  Lower ranking soldiers shown above are earning their big hats if they live long enough and have a long way to go. 

BREAKING NEWS -- TRAGICALLY
The higher the rank, the larger the bowl and General Fumd Duk Shon standing behind Kim Jung Un literally went air-born for miles when a huge gust of wind lifted him off the ground after using cheap Chinese super glue to hold it in place. It broke loose and he fell to the ground, in a rice paddy. Fortunately he survived since the rice has been dead for decades and made a nice cushion, he was quickly rescued as he was sinking into rice quicksand.

His leader,  Supreme leader Kim Jung Un,  came to his aid  had new top secret special glue for missiles to hold Fumd Duk Shun’s hat in place. The glue did hold...  But he had to shoot him down using his favorite 23 mm anti-aircraft machine gun because when Fumd went airborne the second time he was headed for South Korea, waving by-by and a middle finger and possibly asking for refugee status... problem solved,  and the new glue used for missile solid fuel casings remained a state secret.  Fumd Duk’s body was “never quite found” and KIM accused the South Koreans of trying to steal his state secret glue and Fumd Duk’s head.


TRUMPS FAMOUS SPEECH ON FEMALE GENITALIA



AND NOW A WORD FROM THE LENIN DIARIES

"IT TAKES A LOVING VILLAGE OF CARING PEOPLE TO BRING UP A CHILD
AND ONE DERANGED CHILD IN THE  WHITE HOUSE TO BRING DOWN A NATION



HE DRAINED A SWAMP

AND REPLACED IT WITH 

SEPIC TANKS!




FROM OUR RUSSIAN HOOKER FRIENDS



“VIVA LA MEXICO" by VINCENTE FOX
FORMER PRESIDENT OF MEXICO

“IT TAKES AN ASSHOLE TO DEFINE A SHITHOLE"

Vicente Fox was responding to the US president’s reported “Shithole” comments that were made during a recent White House meeting.  Former Mexican President Vicente Fox slammed President Donald Trump on Thursday, after reports surfaced that Trump had complained about people coming to the United States from “Shithole countries” while discussing immigrants from El Salvador, Haiti and African countries. 

Fox called out Trump over the remarks that sources first told The Washington Post came about during an Oval Office meeting with lawmakers who were discussing restoring protections for immigrants from those regions on Thursday.

“Your mouth is the foulest Shithole in the world,”   Fox tweeted directly at Trump. “With what authority do you proclaim who’s welcome in America and who’s not.   America’s greatness is built on diversity, or have you forgotten your immigrant background, Donald?”


ON ANOTHER NOTE





CATS HORRIFIED OVER TRUMP COMMENT

Based on available information, the CCC, ( the Cat Coalition Convention) has decided not to endorse Donald J. Trump for anything in 2020,  even for Dog Catcher.  The 100% vote came shortly and swiftly when, “ The Donald T-hump claimed he can grab any Pussy he wantedand caught on tape.  Not so, said, Loretta Calico-nuo,  “Pussies are special and not just a play toy”.  And all the girls said. “Meowwww”



SMART RATS DESERTING THE SHIP !



RECENT MEXICO TOUR





Mr. President,  not that I would doubt you and your Fake News Reports but I truly
believe your figures might be wrong and not only was Barack Obama
’s
inauguration crowds were  bigger so was Adolf Hitlers whom you
obviously admire for his leadership qualities, 
since you imitate 
him so much... It appears you are third rate...




BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS


THE GOLDEN AWARDS FOR BULLSHIT



📢   The Poem Putin sent to Donald Trump...

Your twits and tones won’t break my bones and names will never harm me
But nukes, troops and cruise missiles might possibly alarm me.
Your claims and bravado from one who never gave his country service,
I laugh, your much bragging and self adornment falls short of a Whirling Dervish
Spew all the junk and the flim and flam, please all that you can,
Since my superb hackers  just delete all your spam...

                                                                 Your Fiend, Vladimir Putin
                                                              The Real Deal



DONALD TRUMPS LOVE FEST

Today 10/26/2017 Donald trump told us he just had luncheon with the Republican Senate and it was a humongous success and he described 
it as a “LOVE FEST
”.   

Meanwhile others described it differently.  More like wanting to see him just fornicate himself, as it seems thats what he calls love.   

He really does love himself more than then our people, the nation, The World, Kim Jung Un, Vladmier Putin, Bob Corker, his dog, his beautiful wife, Barack Obama and Darth Vader. 


He definitely has a strong grip on his self worth... and denies a strong grip on women
’s genitals even though he was caught on tape / and live on camera.




THE GREATEST YOU TUBE I HAVE SEEN AND WHOEVER THE AUTHOR WAS
DESERVES AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR A SHORT TOPIC DOCUMENTARY:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Tammad/status/924752488317595648/video/1




MOVIE REVIEW - A FEW BAD MEN

THE PRESS: President Trump did you order the botched Immigrant ban and you want to build a wall.

JUDGE DREDGE: You don’t have to answer that question!

DONALD T-RUMP: I’ll answer the question. You want answers?

THE PRESS: I want the truth! 

DONALD T-RUMP:    You can’t handle the truth!   We live in a world that needs walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. And I’m going to build bigger, super humongous, super strong, magnificent, more better, more wonderful, more longer, more awesome, spectacular, incredibly great, breathtaking, monstrous, phenomenal, and simply put, astounding wonderful walls built with American steel made from all the cars we will repo from the illegal immigrants on our Southern Border.  And I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom...  I will have to get the Mexicans to pay for it!

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.  Because I am the only one who can negotiate it.  No one else has the smarts I do.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to Americans who rise and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I,  “Donald The Protector Provides”  and it will get better when I get a security guy since no one wants to work for me.

THE PRESS: Again, did you order the IMMIGRANT BAN thats so screwed up?

DONALD T-RUMP:  You’re Goddamn right I did! 
And the assholes on my staff did a great job on it except for the legal issues, a few loose parts and those schmucks are screwing it up again.   Who the F*ck do those JUDGES think they are?  Who does Paul Ryan think he is, and I’m running out of crazy accusations to stall with.  Get Steve Miller to address the country. That will start a war with Mexico and we won’t need Mexican money to build the F*ckin wall.


NEW!  THE OFFICIAL TRUMP PENCIL SHARPENER FOR THOSE
NAMELY HIS BASE... SINCE HIS BASE WILL BUY THEM

 IT’S HIS END GAME THAT KEEPS THAT SHARP WIT OF HIS TWITTLES 

GOING STRONG WITH THE OTHER NIT - TWITTLERS!

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DONALD TRUMP AND SCHOOL BUSES

A LESSON TO LEARN FOR ALL - THE REAPER



UNDER THE BUS WITH TRUMP

BETSY DEVOS ON EDGUCATIORN



📢  Today July 23, 2017 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day and the President in his remarks blamed former President Obama for not having a National Chocolate Day.  Obama replied, I offered Vanilla Fudge but Mitch McConnell turned it down.  He’s Lasix sensitive to ice cream and it bothers his Hemorrhoids on that end. 

                                            

📢   It “ Takes a Village”  to bring up a child,  but only one narcissistic, idiotic, mentally disturbed moron in the White House to F*ck up a country.



📢     
Donald brags about draining the swamp, he did and it exposed all the septic tanks, now he has 
          to drain the septic tanks... All of whom are filled with his personal selection of sh*t.
  

                                                                                                                          

📢  “No administration has accomplished more in the first 200 days.”  TRUMP                                            

       “If demolition is an accomplishment, yes we have a clear winner”  AL JACOBS

                                                               

📢  Trumpenomics - TRUMPED-UP RICH STRATEGY


📢   Trump relates fake news so he can complain about fake news, makes sense to a moron, except           he’s more-off than on.

       

📢  Never blame the politicians, blame dumb voters. Currently assessed at 33% GOP.


📢  NEGOTIATION 101 - Don’t dump Trump alone, dump all the Trumps, a much better deal.              


📢 WHEN SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES CAN YOU
                               EXPECT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SHITSTORM ?


📢 The DONALD PLAN For Domination  (Lenin’s Theory)

Take the W and E letters for the  WHITE HOUSE and remove them.
 This represents 
WE the People. Add an  “S” + HIT HOUSE = SHIT HOUSE



THE PRESS CORPS SINGLE FINGER SALUTE



MY CARTOON PUBLISHED LAST YEAR OCT - NOV 2017

and recently I saw it as the story line as a cartoon duplicated as seen as on
MSNBC with Ali Velshi and Stephanie Ruhle.  Great work guys, love your symbiosis.



DAS POOPEN UN SHITENZEE

📢  I do agree with Donald Trump about one thing.   We are on the same page, “Fake News does exist” !  Of course Fake News exists, Donald should know , he writes every bit of it!   The press only prints that horseshit.  The man is sick, there is something inherently wrong with him and he needs help.  Thats obvious but its also part of a greater plan.  Remember , it’s not fake news when it comes from a fake President. Two fakes make it right...

📢  Putin will take advantage of his weaknesses and use him like a toy.   My bets are on Putin.  Donald is a coward and Putins career and training by the KGB a lot tougher than anything he’s come across.  If Ted Cruz dropped TRUMP with a strong right after what T-RUMP said about Ted’s wife, I would have said the same about Ted being a warrior, who I don’t care for either and he’s just a loudmouth Texas politician.     


📢  Well, who then will fix the US if and when Trump leaves?  After careful thought one hand in the room went up and he replied, a clone of Joseph Stalin.  The Steel Man (Stalin translated) had a lousy non-working Congress, a war on his hands, and a destroyed country.  He shot a few dissenters (Just like our GOP) and trouble makers, (Like our gangs MS-13)  and incompetents (Trumps Cabinet and his Family)  and Stalin pulled the country together.  

How long would it take , not long with the right ammo. And we can get all we want from Haig the illegal ammo dealer who sold illegal ammo to Paddock, the butcher of New Orleans and the TRUMP Congress has done nothing.

📢  Trumps claims to be a negotiator, not true, a bully with money is a better term. Putin is a warrior, and Donald’s strengths are not anything close to the man who takes chances.  Putins humming something about “ Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets don’t mean shit”.  


📢
  The question passed down through the ages by generations of thinkers and common folk alike:  Whats dumber than a rock?   We submitted the GOP base. They voted for a man who will destroy them.  It’s Ok to hate politicians but you voted for him believing this guy on a white horse will save you.  You forgot water paint washes off, the horse was the Reapers black stallion and the rider was well, dirty.  The worst part was you were warned of his lying and reneges on promises and you paid no attention.
 

📢  Donald Trump promised us transparency in his presidential race and with the help of a willing press, all his lies and fallen promises are becoming more and more transparent proving with or without his help, the truth shall prevail.  He truly is the wrong person to lead our country and sooner than later it will come to a head.  The proof is that the transparency was written on black paper with black ink.  His promises and wish list for the Evangelicals will go against the writers wishes of the Constitution and keeping those promises will bring us all down.


📢  The worst effect caused by your naiveness (stupidity)  will affect millions more than just you, you will be the ones remembered when the country wakes up and figures we have been had, bad and the suffering of the innocents will be on your conscience. You are the ones who claim the righteous right.

All his bullshit and reality show grandstanding, bottom line is you support a crook, a liar, a user of women, an immigrant hater, a masoginist, a draft dodger, a pervert, narcissistic, bigot and somehow all is forgiven because he tells you how much he can do for you.  I used to think no one was that stupid.  He proved me wrong.

You are a traitor to your own faith, morals and you are the cause of the problem which will hurt in some way all Americans.

We are already in a sad state with our allies and the prestige we had as a world leader is going away.


📢  Inquiring Minds: How can you tell TRUMP is telling a lie? 

 Its simple, we apply the Lipmass Test and if his lips are moving, it’s obvious in 88% or more of the time he is lieing, distracting, covering up, bullshitting, whacking the weeds, and or grossly misleading the people of our beloved country avoiding any kind of transparency and truth.



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