THE FOURTH REICH




DONALD TRUMPS LOVE FEST

Today 10/26/2011 Donald trump told us he just had luncheon with the Republican Senate and it was a humongous success and he described 
it as a “LOVE FEST
”.   

Meanwhile others described it differently.   More like wanting to tell him to go fornicate himself, as it seems thats what he calls love.   He really does love himself more than then our people, the nation, The World, Kim Jung Un, Vladmier Putin, Bob Corker, his dog, his beautiful wife, Barack Obama and Darth Vader. He definitely has a strong grip on his self worth...


THE AMERICAN CONGRESS HAS TWO HEALTH ISSUES
REQUIRING THEIR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

1. THE OPIOID DRUG EMERGENCY PROBLEM
2. THE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

•  THE FIRST REQUIRES STEMMING THE ABILITY TO OBTAIN AND REMOVE
THE OBVIOUS SUPPLY OF THE DRUGS TOO EASILY OBTAINED.
•  THE SECOND REQUIRES MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR THE OBVIOUS CONDITION OF 
CRAINIAL RECTAL DYSLEXIA OR SH*T FOR BRAINS SYNDROME.



MOVIE REVIEW - A FEW BAD MEN

THE PRESS: President Trump did you order the botched Immigrant ban and you want to build a wall.

JUDGE DREDGE: You don’t have to answer that question!

DONALD T-RUMP: I’ll answer the question. You want answers?

THE PRESS: I want the truth! 

DONALD T-RUMP:    You can’t handle the truth!   We live in a world that needs walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. And I’m going to build bigger, super humongous, super strong, magnificent, more better, more wonderful, more longer, more awesome, spectacular, incredibly great, breathtaking, monstrous, phenomenal, and simply put, astounding wonderful walls built with American steel made from all the cars we will repo from the illegal immigrants on our Southern Border.  And I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom...  I will have to get the Mexicans to pay for it!

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.  Because I am the only one who can negotiate it.  No one else has the smarts I do.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to Americans who rise and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I,  “Donald The Protector Provides”  and it will get better when I get a security guy since no one wants to work for me.

THE PRESS: Again, did you order the IMMIGRANT BAN thats so screwed up?

DONALD T-RUMP:  You’re Goddamn right I did!   And the assholes on my staff did a great job on it except for the legal issues, a few loose parts and those schmucks are screwing it up again.   Who the F*ck do those JUDGES think they are?  Who does Paul Ryan think he is, and I’m running out of crazy accusations to stall with.  Get Steve Miller to address the country. That will start a war with Mexico and we won’t need Mexican money to build the F*ckin wall.



NEW! THE OFFICAIL TRUMP PENNCIL SHARPERNER
FOR THOSE WHO ALSO CAN’T SPEELL NOR KNOW
HOW TOO USE ONE.  NOW WE KNOW WHICH END
KEEPS THAT SHARP WIT OF HIS FUNDUNTIONINK
GOING STRONG WITH THE OTHER NIT-TWITTERS!

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DONALD TRUMP AND SCHOOL BUSES
A LESSON TO LEARN FOR ALL - THE REAPER


UNDER THE BUS WITH TRUMP


📢  Today July 23, 2017 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day and the President in his remarks blamed former President Obama for not having a National Chocolate Day.  Obama replied, I offered Vanilla Fudge but Mitch McConnell turned it down.  He’s Lasix sensitive to ice cream.

                                            

📢 It “ Takes a Village”  to bring up a child,  but only one narcissistic, idiotic, mentally disturbed moron in the White House to F*ck up a country.


📢   The Poem Putin sent to Donald Trump...

Your twits and tones won’t break my bones and names will never harm me
But nukes, troops and cruise missiles might possibly alarm me.
Your claims and bravado from one who never gave his country service,
I laugh, your much bragging and self adornment fall short of a Whirling Dervish
Spew all the junk and the flim and flam, all that  you can,
My superb hackers  just delete all your spam...

                                                                 Your Fiend, Vladimir Putin
                                                               The Real Deal

                                                                                                                               -

📢 “No administration has accomplished more in the first 200 days.”  TRUMP                                            

       “If demolition is an accomplishment, yes we have a clear winner”  AL JACOBS

                                                               

📢  Trumpenomics - TRUMPED-UP RICH STRATEGY


📢   Trump relates fake news so he can complain about fake news, makes sense to a moron, except           he’s more-off than on.

       

📢  Never blame the politicians, blame dumb voters. Currently assessed at 33% GOP.


📢  NEGOTIATION 101 - Don’t dump Trump alone, dump all the Trumps, a much better deal.              


📢 WHEN SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES CAN YOU
                               EXPECT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SHITSTORM ?


📢 The DONALD PLAN For Domination  (Lenin’s Theory)


Take the letters for the  
WHITE HOUSE
and remove the W and the E.
 This represents 
WE the People.
Add an  “S” 

+ HIT HOUSE = SHIT HOUSE



THE PRESS CORPS SINGLE FINGER SALUTE




DAS POOPEN UN SHITENZEE

📢  I do agree with Donald Trump about one thing.   We are on the same page, “Fake News does exist” !  Of course Fake News exists, Donald should know , he writes every bit of it!  The press only prints that horseshit.  The man is sick, there is something inherently wrong with him and he needs help.  Thats obvious but its also part of a greater plan.

📢  Putin will take advantage of his weaknesses and use him like a toy.   My bets are on Putin.  Donald is a coward and Putins career and training by the KGB a lot tougher than anything he’s come across.  If Ted Cruz dropped TRUMP with a strong right after what T-RUMP said about Ted’s wife, I would have said the same about Ted being a warrior, who I don’t care for either.  


📢  Well, who then will fix the US if and when Trump leaves?  After careful thought one hand in the room went up and he replied, a clone of Joseph Stalin.  The Steel Man (Stalin translated) had a lousy non-working Congress, a war on his hands, and a destroyed country.  He shot a few dissenters (Just like our GOP) and trouble makers, (Like our gangs MS-13)  and incompetents (Trumps Cabinet and his Family)  and Stalin pulled the country together.  How long would it take , not long with the right ammo.

📢  Trumps claims to be a negotiator, not true, a bully with money is a better term. Putin is a warrior, and Donald’s strengths are not anything close to the man who takes chances.  Putins humming something about “ Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets don’t mean shit”.  


📢
  The question passed down through the ages by generations of thinkers and common folk alike:  Whats dumber than a rock?   We submitted the GOP base. They voted for a man who will destroy them.  It’s Ok to hate politicians but you voted for him believing this guy on a white horse will save you.  You forgot water paint washes off, the horse was the Reapers black stallion and the rider was well, dirty.  The worst part was you were warned of his lying and reneges on promises and you paid no attention.  

The worst is your stupidity will affect millions more than just you, you will be the ones remembered when the country wakes up and figures we have been had, bad and the suffering of the innocents will be on your conscience.

📢  Inquiring Minds: How can you tell TRUMP is telling a lie? 

 Its simple, we apply the Lipmass Test and if his lips are moving, it’s obvious in 78% or more of the time he is lieing, distracting, covering up, bullshitting, whacking the weeds, and or grossly misleading the people of our beloved country avoiding any kind of transparency and truth.


📢  Donald Trump promised us transparency in his presidential race and with the help of a willing press, all his lies and fallen promises are becoming more and more transparent proving with or without his help, the truth shall prevail.  He truly is the wrong person to lead our country and sooner than later it will come to a head.

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