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Devoted to those who put their perverted views ahead
of the American public and in some cases humanity.


        

           


boot·lick·er  ˈbo͞otˌlikər/Submit,  plural noun: boot-lickers

an obsequious or overly deferential person; a toady. “bootlickers telling him what a big star he’s going to be"synonyms: sycophant, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, yes-man, spaniel, doormat; Brown noser;

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The act of licking a boot for an excuse to step higher in life; 

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To behave like a sycophant toward (someone) or behave like a sycophant. 

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Synonyms: apple polisher, fawner, groveler, groveler, truckler 

Type of: ass-kisser, crawler, lackey, sycophant, toady. a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage. The city’s bootlickers will show up for Trump’s self ado-rational exploits.

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1. (informal) to seek favour by servile or ingratiating behaviour towards (someone, esp someone in authority); toady. bootlick.

2. To serve and flatter a superior; curry favor; apple-polish, brown-nose: Boss kisser-uppers will always be with us, boot-licking their way through the workplace.


TRUMPS BOOTLICKERS
SUCKUS AMERICANUS

The Vice President MIKE PENCE On Paris Accord 

Good afternoon.  Secretary Mnuchin, Secretary Ross, EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, members of Congress, distinguished guests, on behalf of the First Family, welcome to the White House.  

It’s the greatest privilege of my life to serve as Vice President to a President who is fighting every day to make America great again.  (This is his trademark boot-liking ass-kissing praise line) 

Since the first day of this administration, President Donald Trump has been working tirelessly to keep the promises that he made to the American people.  President Trump has been reforming healthcare, enforcing our laws, ending illegal immigration, rebuilding our military.  And this President has been rolling back excessive regulations and unfair trade practices that were stifling American jobs.  

Thanks to President Trump’s leadership, American businesses are growing again; investing in America again; and they're creating jobs in this country instead of shipping jobs overseas.  Thanks to President Donald Trump, America is back.  

And just last week we all witnessed the bold leadership of an American President on the world stage, putting America first.  From the Middle East, to Europe, as leader of the free world, President Trump reaffirmed historic alliances, forged new relationships, and called on the wider world to confront the threat of terrorism in new and renewed ways. 

And by the action, the President will announce today, the American people and the wider world will see once again our President is choosing to put American jobs and American consumers first.  Our President is choosing to put American energy and American industry first.  And by his action today, President Donald Trump is choosing to put the forgotten men and women of America first.  

So with gratitude for his leadership and admiration for his unwavering commitment to the American people, it is now my high honor and distinct privilege to introduce to all of you, the President of the United States of America, President Donald Trump. 

(If kissing ass was an Olympic sport this guy would bring home the GOLD) 


SCOTT PRUITT  
2017 CONTENDER “Best Verbal Ass-Kissing Speech"

Scott Pruitt Speech On Paris Accord, 

June 1, 2017 - Thank you, Mr. President
Your decision today to exit the Paris Accord reflects your unflinching commitment to put America First. And by exiting, you are fulfilling yet one more campaign promise to the American people.

Please know that I am thankful for your fortitude – courage – and steadfastness as you serve and lead our country.

America finally has a leader who answers only to the people – not the special interests who have had their way for much too long.  In everything you do, you are fighting for the forgotten men and women of America.  You are the champion for hardworking citizens all across this land who just want a government that puts their needs first.

You have promised to put America First in all aspects of your Administration. And you have done that in any number of ways – from trade – to national security – to protecting our border – to right-sizing government here in Washington, D.C.

And today, you have put America First with regard to international agreements and the environment. This is a historic restoration of American Economic Independence – one that will benefit the working class, the working poor, and working people of all stripes.  With this action, you have declared that people are the rulers of this country once again.

It should be noted that we as a nation do it better than anyone in the world in striking the balance between growing jobs and our economy – while also being a good steward of our environment. We owe no apologies to other nations for our environmental stewardship.

After all – before the Paris Accord was ever signed – America had reduced its CO2 footprint to levels of the early 1990s.  In fact – between the years 2000 and 2014, the United States reduced its carbon emissions by more than 18 percent and this was accomplished largely by American innovation and technology from the private sector rather than government mandate.

For that reason – you have corrected a view that was paramount in Paris – that somehow the United States should penalize its economy – be apologetic – lead with our chin – while the rest of the world does little. Other nations talk a good game – We lead with action –  not words.

Our efforts should be on exporting our technology and innovation to nations who seek to reduce their CO2 footprint – to learn from us. That should be our focus versus agreeing to unachievable targets that harm our economy and the American people.

Mr. President – it takes courage and commitment to say no to the plaudits of men while doing what’s right by the American people.  You have that courage – And the American people can take comfort because you have their back.

( This guy went above and beyond the call of booty and sucks up so much he holds stock in Chapstick. 


6/12/2017  TODAY TRUMP HAD A FULL BLOWN 

CABINET MEETING IN THE WHITE HOUSE

6-13-2017- THE WHITE HOUSE 
It was all a kumbaya of self gratification.  “Full blown” is an understatement.  Never have I witnessed such ass-kissing and succulation on a level by a bunch of stooges since Hitler gave out free beer in the Hof Brau Haus.  We needed the three stooges Moe, Larry and Curly to officiate this gang, a gigantic day for the cabinet who sounded like idiots with praise and wonderful thanks and energy for the president for the great job he is doing.    

It appeared that Donald the Dork took lessons from Kim Jung Un, the Supreme leader and false god of North Korea by having all the cabinet stooges in one place around a table with each one individually and with great reverence, symbolically applying their lips to the golden ones nether parts.

"Mr. President, we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing that you've given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”On Monday, Trump took a break from yelling on Twitter about how the “Fake media” is against him and found another way to stroke his pathological narcissistic need for affection.

During a televised cabinet meeting, he said (truly it was bragging)  he had done as much as any president from FDR, then asked the assembled crew of billionaires, retired generals, and arch-conservative politicians what they thought the administration’s accomplishments thus far had been. 

It was an exercise in attempting to satiate Trump’s insatiable ego, and all the officials took the opportunity to kiss as much presidential ass as possible.  And duly noted TRUMP does have and is a fat ass on both counts and they brought in a Commercial size 144 (twelve dozen) box of Chapstick for the bruised lips from all the kissing.  According to federal law the cost of the Chapstick did not exceed 120 dollars so it did not have to be reported under Federal Gifting laws.

“It’s the greatest privilege of my life to serve as Vice President to a president who is keeping his word to the American people, and assembling a team that’s bringing real change, real prosperity, real strength back to our nation,” The Grand PooPah of praiseworthy rhetoric and bovine excrement, Vice President Mike Pence frothed.  I think he climaxes every time he talks about TRUMP, hoping when TRUMP gets shot, or impeached or an irate miner clobbers him with a shovel, that Evangelical Mike will get the nod and turn the country into the United States of Jesus-freaks land. It was a new low for the T-Rump cabinet.  A bunch of rich people who sold their soul to the Reaper....


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