DA POLITICAL DICTIONARY



Todays new words:  “prefornification”, “suckinacious”,   “sardastic”


DA POLITICAL DICTIONARY

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Many writers like me who blog you to death, including “ What rock was he hiding under”  forum gurus are merely the guardians of the spoken language and we sometimes reluctantly share the news and views with you.  Named after the Brooklyn Bridge, I left off the “A”.

"News" is traveling at the same rate Paris Hilton, Brittany and now Miley Cyrus can take their clothes off. 

Miley is only mentioned due to the fact she really outed an existing but a relatively  new word. “ Twerking" is now in many online dictionaries and will be in print soon. WE had termed it “jerking” but it was a little too off color.

Today your brains are obsolete the minute you think a thought.  So as a public service, I felt it necessary to bring forth the latest non-technical terms made for everyday lexicon communication on WEB BLOGS about Politics.

This guide has been approved for use in the halls of Congress and the mens room at the Ernest Hemingway Bar in Key West.  And here's a spot of trivia, as soon as you think new words are being added, many of the languages and dialects are vanishing.  There are 6000 known languages and dialects and linguists expect we will lose a third of them in the next 20-30 years.

A-B-C
Alternation (all-tern-a-chun)  Stemming from the melding of Altercation and Alteration and the root "alter" or to change. We have in the new form expressed one idea. ALTERNATION is defined as bombing the crap out of a foreign country to improve life for all of it's citizens. Since we are the author of the word, this is one that should be named after the citizen who brought this world literally to the kitchen table.   President George W. Bush defined the word ALTERNATION.  Several critics have told us we should hyphen the word. Eg.  ALTER-NATION. Not in Georges world.  He doesn't know what a hyphen is. 

Algorithim ( al-gore-wryth-them)   A mathematical computation of the moves and dance steps former Vice President Al Gore makes in and around the political scene. To say he moves to the beat of a different drummer might be construed as accurate. Think of it as the late Gene Krupa on two red bulls.

Bablification (baa-blie-fick-k-shun)   In religious circles this is the art of quoting stories from the Bible and pretending to live life that way. In modern times we call this, "Walking the walk not just taking the talk".  Many current members of the TV religious crew requesting your money are Bablificators and tend to get caught as whore-mongers, pedophiles, liars,  cheats and common crooks. This term has been applied to certain members of Congress on occassion.

Begetting  (Bee-gcat-ting)  First used in the English Language in 1350 or so, and used a lot in the bIble. it means to make or produce progeny. Adam begat Cain and Able.  Today politicians do a lot of begetting as the tend to screw almost anyone they can.  Today we sometimes use Frickin, Friggen or F*cking for the same reasons.

Burpiousis  (Burr-pee-o-siss)  For the politician, when most of what comes from their mouth is burped rather than digested information that has been sourced, confirmed, verified and the truth.  "Birthers" were Burpists. Michelle Bachmann and Ted Cruz, well known for their burpisms.

Bananical (bah-na-na-kill)   Something so stupidly designed or said, it's like a banana sitting on a floor just waiting for someone to step on it and slip.  Funny but tragic.....Bananical.

Crapo-zoidal (k-rap-o-zoi-dal)    Something that's really bad beyond normal bad and should of been left in a porcelain container.

Corpo-Guano (kor-po gu-an-oo)   The Corporate level leaky crapo-zoidal that appears usually before and after the incident similar to the BP crapozoidal during the oil spill.

Corkizoids    (kork-izzy-oids)   With very conceivable move made by the new President, shortchanged by the "Legion of Doom" were to be placed under a security blanket, a terrible shortage of cork futures would take place, since most of the Legion would need two. thus we would call on the Fench who One for either end since telling the difference is impossible.

Chimp Chump  (Chim -p- Chum-p)   A photojournalist who spends so much time looking at his images he misses all the good shots.

Clintorial (klint ori-re-al)   When a customer has a problem I remind them of Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton summed it up, when he said "I feel your pain".  Everybody suddenly felt better. Of course he was also known to feel some other parts of female anatomy so he had a well rounded painless life.  Of course if you went around feeling other things you might still experience some pain like from one of those old cast iron frying pans.

Cliff (kli-if)  A theoretical place that Republicans and Democrats go to when judging how they will portray their budget ideas.  The common man sees it as a place they would like to throw the Congressmen off of.


D-E-F

Edulation (ed-u-lay-shun) An idiot who hasn't figured out the use of the spell checker yet. In praise, one could say "he was highly edulated".  

Farticulation (far-tic-u-lay-shon)   One who  loudly sings the praises of a fellow politician. Eminent, sometimes pronounced Enemasos Farticulation occurs when a new bill or law comes to passage time and a lot of farticulation occurs.  This explains mysterious brown stains on noses.  

Fartenling (far-tin-lee-ng)   A very junior Congressman, new in the business who hasn't learned all the tricks yet.

Fartware (far-t-wear)  This is basically Vaporware, the phrase stolen from the computer world. It's stuff that gets announced with big words and new scientific breakthroughs which usually ends in file 13 or the village dump.  Think of "Fartware" as verbal appeasements so the real bills and the secret deal may be hidden from view. In Congress it means the guy knows nothing and is bullshitting quite extensively. In a sentence, "Boy is he full of Fartware".

Fuller - Bluster  (ful-er-blust-her)  The best way to describe Harry Reid's latest broken promise, he's not as much of the problem as Mitch is.  Well not quite… 


G-H-I
Gerbil Fodder (Grr-bill-fa-der)   The unique term for the BS those right and left wing bloggers and political activists, and talking heads throw out. Named after gerbils who spend part of their lives procreating making more gerbils and spinning their little feet on wheels trying to be "big wheels". Generally they cannot see the truth because it would serve them no purpose.  See Lemming Juice

Gorgazolarized (gor-gan-zoller-eyes-d)   Something that makes people go phew, what stinks! 

Heinz site (Hinds-sight)   Actually two meanings: Something Senator John Kerry knows all about involving a place or location where apologies are given for stupid remarks either by the Senator or his wife and the view of Mrs. Kerry after she insults a reporter with foul language and leaves the building. 

Hypo-typo ( hy-po-typ-oh)   Succulation in it's most blatant form.


J-K-L

Lemming Juice ( leh-ming-jew-swis)   Lemmings are the little animals that follow a leader off the edge of a cliff, really dumb animals. It is  a term used by some cool Journalists as a hack job or  “Lemming Juice”.  It is predominant in political or hollywood rumors, stories that are (you guessed it, pass it on) FOWARD's on the web. This stuff is Lemming juice, similar to Gerbil fodder, stories that have been manipulated or altered from the original writer, and tainted to go on the web usually for political or social embarrassment. Good Journalist's ignore this and check the record.

Libidofacation  (–noun, lee-bi-ie -far-kay-shon)   Used in a Sentence:   “ Senator Sanford got caught in the act of Libidofacation". Recently you might of noticed many of our distinguished Political leaders have been caught at "Libidofacation".  Some have been outed who seem to have a lot of libido lately with a myriad of mistresses and mattresses some as far away as Argentina.  Not surprisingly it leaks out, because Washington is like a leaky barrel or condom for that matter.  Everyone is out for the head of any competition they can ruin.   Please note what organizations these “ Gentlemen in Congress belong to. One in particular is involved with the board of Promise Keepers and another serves on the Senate ETHICS committee.


M-N-O

ME-KA-KA (me-cah-cah)   Senator Allen defining his career after referring to a photographer from the opposition as Mikaka.  After the election it was changed to HE-KA-KA. Mi-ka-ka is also used by little diaper bound children when it comes time for a change of venues.  There has always been a close verbal association between politics and poop.

Moronisis (Mor-ron-knee-sis)   The art of dealing with morons showing great restraint, observing enormous amounts of politeness and secretly wanting to rip the idiots head off and throwing a dead cat down the hole. Used in a sentence: "He exhibited a great deal of moronisis in dealing with that individual. Often used in the political arena.

Ober-sevation (O-ber-seive-ation)
That art involved in spying on our citizens with cameras and cell phone hacking.  When used to fight crime I have no problem with ober-sevation either looking or listening. Shouldn’t we put these spy devices in places to really catch the bad people…. lets install them in Congress and the bar John Boehner hangs out in....

Over-Schtupped  (Ov-rrr shurttup-pid) 
Over glory of the product. A person or product completely over the top in praise (self denial of sanity or a failure to rationalize) for a product. Sort of like taking the rusted 87 Cadillac Sedan de Ville with severe pitted rust on the door frame and rocker panels and putting 3500 dollars worth of Shiny Chrome Spinning Wheels on it followed by the Boom Buster stereo to wake the neighborhood.  

Fortunately, this only lasts till the repo company finds the car via the police hot sheet or the frickin wheels get clipped by a rival gang.  The product like most of our politicians are more sizzle and a lot less meat unless you count the pork as steak.

Overcrapilization  (Ov-rrr-k-rap-iili-zay-shun)   Over self glory of the author.  The simple way of expressing too much about nothing.  Think of it as the big box of candy you get at the movies and then when you open it, it is half filled. The process leads to Over-schtuppeding.

"Oy vey iz mer" is Yiddish: (Oil-vase-mir)    It was my grandfathers favorite term or expression when one of the nine grand kids, got into a mess. Being the oldest, I got more than my cousins.  It is an exclamation of either dismay or exasperation, meaning "oh woe is me."  It sounds similar but differs from the Anglo Saxon verbiage which is"OIL VEY iS MER" which translates as "Where did all this frickin oil come from in the Gulf".


P-Q-R

Partisanship (PARTI-ZEN-SHIT) PARTI-ZEN-SHIT ex. "hit the fan".  The usual comments coming from members of one particular party when in reference to the opposition.  Used mainly by the Republicans who invented, invested and use the word so quite often.

Pedophilia Photography  (Peh-dogh-feel-ia)   Basically the lowest form of human behavior exhibited by Cretins who should have most of their limbs ripped from their bodies and then beat to death with a large bat or tire iron.

Polidicks  (pol-y-dik)  Those engaged in politics -  There are times when partisanship is stupid, inexcusable and really shows what a bunch of self indulgent greedy dumb asses we have in the Congress. This is one of those times and many like myself have had enough. It's time for a third party (Not Tea) based on common sense. Even the party symbols reflect stupidity no matter how artistic they are made to look. We have heard enough from Dumbos and Jackasses.

Polidicnicks  (pol-y-dik-nicks)   Followers of those who have studied and mastered the art of graft and bribery for personal gain neatly dressed in false concerned public exposure and support Polidicks.  It is also a group who can lie thru their teeth even with their mouth closed when sprouting party lines.

Proprietary  Information (Webster's Unabridged) Something is proprietary; exclusively owned by someone, often with connotations that it is exclusive and cannot be used by other parties without negotiations. It may specifically mean that something is covered by one or more patents, as in proprietary technology. It can also mean that the copyright is used in a way that restricts the users' freedoms.  See Brooklyn version

Proprietary (Brooklyn Bridged) (Pro-Pry-it-Tory) Made up from three words. The art of making something so as to trigger a response from a user whose has his money pried from his hands by a bunch of gangsters.

"PRO" It represents professionalism (first three letters, PRO) deeply embedded in protectionism of the brand relationships activated by a minutia part of the brain known as the cranial-rectal dyslexia cross vortex. "AKA something for brains syndrome" 

"PRY" Closely related to Heston Syndrome, “You’ll pry-it from my cold dead hands” another old fart gone fanatic with dementia. Maybe he walked on polluted water.  

Prefornification (pre-forne~if -i-kay-chun) The ATTEMPT to arrange and engage in lewd and lascivious acts between or by a person of authority such as a Senator, Congressman, Chief of Staff, Ranking State, Federal employes etc. with an aid, helper or volunteer.  

Prefornication is an invite to obvious copulation and requires some type of reward for services rendered such as promises of promotion, payment, recognition, endorsement, travel, or even an ongoing fun affair. It may be rebuked and easily is compromised by threats of public disclosure using a small recorder or underwear cam. The fornicated may then extract reward with a process called "Black- Mail" which has nothing to do with the Postal Service.

A prime example of pre-fornication is the 70 year old Mayor of  San Diego Mayor Bob Filner who officially left office.  Filner resigned after more than a seventeen women came forward, accusing him of sexual harassment.  No men or animals came forward. He ranks high on the A-hole list.

Putz, Putz's, Putz'i  (Brooklyn Bridged Dictionary) (Pu~tt-z) Another unique word with several meanings expressing all Jewish emotion from love, stupidity and hate. More is made of "How it is said or used" then the word itself.  Putz is sometimes confused with the word "schmuck". 

Schmuck is an insulting term also with variable meanings. Putz can be a fool, an innocent in the wrong place. Example: "What a putz for marrying her". -or- "What a Putz, giving tap dance lessons in a condemned building'?.  Schmuck is more severe if used in those terms.

Ponti-fartication (-noun pond-if-far-kay-shun)   Words issued by the Vatican about the abuses they covered up and denied and the use of the time worn "a bad apple in a good crop" excuse. Right on, originally we thought this was just in the US but now it's a world wide epidemic of those with the courage to come forth and stand their ground. Some of the abuses that came to light in Europe involve hundreds of Children. Even the Holy See is not above the law.

Rectalize (wreck-tall-eyes) The end result of long debates and admission that the other party was right and that your thinking was stupid/ and or full of it.  

Refuddiate   (adjective  ree-dudd-eye-ate ) by Sarah Palin  Actually the word is RE-FUDD-I-ATE which refers to the on-again-off-again relationship her daughter Bristol has with the boyfriend who acts like Elmer Fudd. Bristol is just re-fudding herself. Now that she got a little FUDDING, she is dumping Levi again.  Just another foo-pah from the intellect of Sarah Palin and her ghost writers who aren't too much brighter than her.

Revelathions  (rev-e-lath-sions  I did an interview the other day, with a gentleman who spent forty-five years working on the railroad as an engineer. He probably covered a zillion plus miles and still remembers steam engines. While casually chatting, he said, "There was and is nothing wrong with the Federal Government". "The founding fathers did a heck of a job in designing this great nation". The real problem is the five hundred and thirty five "conductors we hired who think they own the friggen railroad". 


S-T-U

Schmuck  (shi-muc-ck) This popular word adapted by both Yiddish scholars and American Street Linguists (A.S.L.) represents the frugal approach to wordology. In other words, how we make simple words expand their usage by different meanings.  Not without consequence though as the wrong use of words could start a war or a divorce.  

For example: While pontificating to the French President you flatter him by saying 'what a cunning linguist you are"  This could backfire if his wife overheard it.  Schmuck is one of those words.. 

Technically "Shmuck" is a Yiddish word meaning the whole penis. However some groups, specializing in in penis slang,  say it refers to the part thrown away during circumcision by the moile.  

But is is also used in Yiddish humor as it is derived from the German word for jewelry, or decoration.   If used wrong in common conversation, as in "He wore his schmuck well on his sleeve" just might not fly. You could be meaning how nice the decorative cufflinks looked with the shirt. Confusing, I would not use this word amongst Orthodox Jewish Groups.  You might be the schmuck missing his schmuck.

However, the A.S.L. English usage of "schmuck", (I am the current President) is widely understood to mean someone who's a little stupid or a bit of an idiot. But not a danger, or with malice, or threat to you.   A "Schmo" is a soft variety of schmuck.  Hardcore advocates see "schmock", being both a word for the whole penis as has been said, and also a strongly offensive insult.  Eng. “pr*ck".

LOVE: Observing your closest friend marrying Lady Gaga.  "What a schmuck, and his schmuck, I wish them both well".
ENVY: Winning the lottery;  "How did that schmuck get so lucky".
HATE: "He switched the winning tickets'?  "I'll kill that schmuck".
GREED:  "How did a schmuck like that invent the electric fork". 
SEX: "Gotta love that schmuck, he gets all the action".
PHYSICAL DAMAGE:  "Now there's a real schmuck, he was circumcised by a far-sighted moile".

SCUMBAG  (s-CUm-bag)  A word formally banned as being obscene but due to the arrival of people like the backward GOP base and a couple right wingers so far right they are wrong, stubborn, loud, uncaring and setting new records in hatred.  Thus scumbag became an OK word used by the news to describe someone like TRUMP with new lows for truth, and telling lies at about 75+%.  

Truly, his lack of caring, his narcissism exemplifies the title of King of The Scumbags. And what a kingdom, his family alone decrees a new level of scumbagisim  then theres the cabinet , then his lawyers, then his friends!  The Trojan company should hire him as a spokesperson.
His circle of influence is bigger then the giant of the scumbag world, the  “mucho elephante grande size”

Sphincterization (spink-terror-i-zay-chon)   The art of putting fear into words for the purpose of selling your product, twisting minds, forcing people to do strange rituals.  Sometimes called RELIGION. Almost everything in the worlds today uses a form of sphincterization since all ads start off with a problem.  Luckily their product solves that awful problem.

Sardastic  (zar-das-tick) Carefully chosen words used at a poignant moment in time encapsulating both sarcasm and carefully placed humor, or is it humor and carefully placed sarcasm.

Succulation (suc-u-lay-chun)   Writers using this technique always get the latest and greatest because negativism doesn't exist in their world.  Everything is wonderful and they are a team player. They write in "hypo-typo"  and their world is as perfect as the products they speak of.  They often appear on the Martha Stewart show since her world is perfect too and as close as that cafe latte` on your desk.

Suckinacious (suc-e-nay-shus)  The art of describing another Congressman or Senator with such favoring terms as “The distinguished Gentleman from Do-a-pig, Arkansas”.   Used on a daily basis in Congress and at Committees it tones down the real meaning of what would really be said if the person saying it was honest enough and had the balls or breasts to say what they really mean.  If so, shootouts in the halls of Congress would not be by outsiders.  You would hear something like, "I would like to thank the readily bribable and accessible blundering idiot from Do-apig,  a man of great stature, he uses the bigger urinal in the mens room, not the kids since he pisses on everybody”.


Tory (TORE-eee)   Read up on Irish bandits. The word Tories was originally used to describe rural bandits in Ireland. In the 17th century it had become a term applied to monarchists in the House of Commons.  Today it represents Spellings daughter and her  reality show.

Talking points (Expression Eng.  taw-king-poy-ents)   Political slang for Spears. When asked a question where the truth might just be embarrassing to your product, party or your candidate you dodge it by using a talking point. Think of talking points as a quiver full of short sharp deadly spears tipped with curare and a smile.  You throw up the point just like you throw a spear hopefully with malice and injuring your opponent. 

Example:  "How good is the new Health Care Bill”?
Talking Point Answer.  "Could be better with the right Birth Certificate".

Example: Sarah Palin when asked, "Did you really sell the airplane on eBay"
Talking Point: She replied Obama is against the NRA. (Both missed-shots)  Truth: The plane was sold privately, it failed on eBay and he is not against the NRA, he would like to see the proliferation of non hunting, military weapons off the city streets. Big difference, bigger lies.

Uncle Fred (unc-L-fr-red) A phrase used to denote someone who has too much discretionary money and no talent, can't spell and is the sign maker for the TEA PARTY...but he's cheap.


V-W-X-Z

Vulcherization (vul-chur-i-say-chun)  The carcass driven insight given by politicians and religious leaders who swoop down on tragic news events when you are trying to cover a story with their own spin and persona. An example would be "Oh-Oh Jesse Jackson's here". Now that's vulcherization at it's best!  The most dangerous ten feet in the world is the distance between Jesse and a live news camera.

Wopperistic (wopp-er-iz-tick)  "man that's wopperistic" as used in a sentence to acknowledge and then blow-off the other guys last burp of nonsense.




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My name is AL JACOBSON and I documented and approved every word of this page.  I am a consumer advocate, I photograph and write in the Tampa Bay area on a myriad of subjects.  Politics, Religion, Food, Sex, and Scams.  Born and raised in NY, living in Florida,  and I occasionally speak English, preferring Brooklyn based meta-phonetic syllabication (aka Street English). 

Next to my MAC computers, because of what I write as a Consumerist, I value my .40 caliber Glock the most.  Followed by my trusty eleven shot custom built Remington 1187.

My high school English teacher, once commented to my parents, "He should try learning a foreign language… like English... in a foreign country”.   I had enough, I retorted, “ Shakespeare doth not a genius make, for he spake in terms reminiscent of a flake,  and your classes are quite boring thus the abundance of high octave snoring”.   
Thats when she threw me out of the class.

Well, that's it for now from the Sunshine State. The state with a Golden Years population on Medicare and who elected Governor Rick Scott, the guy who robbed 1.7 billion dollars from Medicare and he paid them back by not taking free Federal funds.   Just goes to show you how stupid folks can really be.  Political corruption in Florida could give Illinois a run for the money.

 

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