PAT ROBERTSON (OMAN) ACCOMPLISHMENTS
a) God's Representative On Earth (He’ll tell you)
b) Blood Diamond Expert (He didn’t tell you)
c) Horse Racer ( Really?)
d) Exalted holder of God’s secret cellphone number…
e) Grand Mufti of The American Christian Taliban
f) Recognized as the number one ASSAHOLA AYATOLLAH
We all know Pat Robertson can be completely off his beam, but today on his program The 700 Club, he ventured into the realm of downright cruelty. An elderly woman, clearly on a very tight fixed income, wrote in for advice on what to do about her money woes. His response is absolutely brutal.
Terry Meeuwsen: [The Tonto of the Hi-Yo Silver Team] My husband and I are in our 80s and have been tithing for many years. We both love the Lord and give willingly and our tithe is over 10 percent. I praise Him and thank Him for our blessings. I declare that this is our time of prosperity, but we never have an extra penny after our bills are paid.
Our old car just broke down and we had to borrow money to fix it. We both need dental work, but we can’t afford it. I constantly have to use our credit card to pay for medical needs. I speak the verse about "give and it will be given to you." We have no unforgiveness in our lives. What could we be doing wrong? - Audrey
Pat Robertson: Ask God to show you some ways of making money. There are many ways of making money, even at 80 years old. You know, you can get on the telephone, people are hiring. There are all kinds of things you can do. For example, you may have a bunch of junk lying around in your garage that you can sell on eBay, and get some money that way.
There are many, many ways of making money. And you’re looking at the downside of all the bills you’ve got instead of saying, ‘God, I’ve been faithful to you. Now, I claim my blessing, and I ask you to open the windows of heaven and pour me out a blessing. Show me what you’re going to do, show me how I can move into blessing.’ So, just ask him. He'll give you some concepts. Your mind will open up.
THE ANSWER FROM THE AMERICAN AYATOLLAH
You read/heard that right. Anyone with a head with which to think would have immediately told this woman that tithing at this point in this aged couple's life has come to a necessary end. In fact, a reasonable person holding a responsible position at a church might even ask if there is anything the church might be able to do to help. Perhaps dipping into the tithing basket to provide comfort to a fellow congregant in dire straits would please the Lord.
But no, this money grubbing scammer has been on the take for so long, it obviously didn't even cross his mind that a religious institution might look into its heart instead of someone else's wallet. Wouldn't the very philosophy of Christianity dictate that the least fortunate among the flock should not be put in a position to sacrifice medical attention or to keep the lights on for the sake of a tithe basket?
I'm sure Pat didn't give it another thought as his driver drove him home to the mansion.
MAC AND CHEESE
On the TV pay for prayer network, the 700 Club, frequented by the often crazed, spiritual leader Robertson who should have been sent to God a long time ago blew the doors off Mac and Cheese. The very homophobic and certified lunatic Pat Robertson discovered that Mac and Cheese is popular with blacks at Thanksgiving.
One of the shills, a gal who schmoozes with him (paid ass-kisser) Kristi Watts’ interviewed Condoleezza Rice. Rice said her favorite Thanksgiving food is Mac 'n' Cheese. Pat Robertson hears this and is stunned. He makes a shocking statement of awareness that Kristi and Condoleezza are both Black. "What is this Mac 'n' Cheese? Is that a black thing?" It is! It grows on trees, in Africa.
BREAKING RECORDS IN THE STUPIDITY CATEGORY
Whenever this demented idiot opens his mouth in response to one of his converts, ignorance and hatred comes flying out the cave mouth faster than bats at sundown. I could devote an entire website to the crap he goes with to all extremes of stupidity and drops it on his followers who are currently in a tight spelling bee contest against rocks and are loosing.
On his Christian Broadcasting Network Program, back in 2013 on the 700 Club, Robertson’s Terry Meeuwsen, his co-anchor and news Oman and Fatwah pusher. Thats sort oft of hoy-lie togetherness, you and I agree, thats two of us, they’ll believe it kind of horseshit he spiels. She reads a question from a viewer wondering if it was wrong for her church not to inform her that a man she was driving to worship services is dying of AIDS.
UPDATE: CNB has removed this video citing copyright claim. This sad little attempt at damage control will not help.
“What to say if you’re driving an elderly man whose got AIDS? Don’t have sex with them,” Robertson said, “unless there’s a cut or some bodily fluid transmission, I think you’re not going to catch it.” That was ugly enough, but what came next will go down as one of the ugliest charges he has ever made against gay people, and that is saying something.
There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS.
You know what they do in San Francisco, some in the gay community there they want to get people so if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger. Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.
In Meeuwsen's defense, you could tell she was trying to save him from himself, but to no avail. The CBN, recognizing just how outrageous this was even for an idiot of Pat's caliber, edited out the offensive moment when they posted the on their website.
Clearly the CBN is ashamed of some of the stuff that Robertson spouts, otherwise they wouldn't have tampered with the evidence. The question is, what does this dangerous bigot have to say that would finally get him fired from the network? From his track record, a doubt there is any line which they won't let him cross, so long as they think they can just edit it out and pretend it never existed. They sure don't seem to know much about how the internet works.
This statement alone pushed him ahead of Donald the T-Rump in the Idiot of the Year standings and two additional points for the Alfred E. Newman award. It almost forced us to create a duplicate A-Hole of the year award as they were both front runners.
Some folks not used to his stupidity and humor, and still living in caves couldn't believe Pat Robertson never heard of Mac 'n' Cheese at all. Elmer Fuddnick of Paducah commented, "Why thats Un-American!”
Pat Robertson is dangerous because of his network. He teaches the charismatic false doctrines and has led millions astray into the charismatic movement. He is an ecumenical leader and has been a leader in compelling believers in supporting a false religion (Babylonian Talmudic Judaism, shares with a few other nutcases mentioned here), He is also a GOP stooge and a New World Order Gangster.
ROBERTSON AND FRUITCAKES
Just like giving fruit cakes at Christmas, (the single most hated gift ever invented) some dietary traditions are regional, some traditional, and Mac 'n' Cheese is definitely a Southern thing. Fruitcakes though, are universally demo-graphed. It is the most re-gifted item during the holidays.
Fruit cakes are a universally hated gift by most adults and they make children throw up. I speak from experience, they make me gag today. I am serious on that note, not even joking, I get nausea from even being near a fruitcake. I should of taken the ones I got and sent them to Pat Robertson, thus fruitcake to fruitcake.
Mac and Cheese is cheap and addictive to children just like Mountain Dew is addictive to Appalachian children. A recent survey indicated Mountain Dew has the highest sugar content of all the drinks tested and if you wonder where all the Appalachia children's teeth have gone, National Geographic , I believe did a special on this subject featuring a Dentist who travels there since Dentists are not that popular in that region.
But really one does not have to write about Pat Robertson. His own words are perfection when it comes to expounding all the bad things religion and religious fakirs are all about. Good things seem to go un-noticed. He truly is underwhelming and in a close race with Michelle Bachmann who is also underwhelming for the Newman, thats the Alfred E. Newman Award for the year.
The NEW WORLD ORDER
With his 1991 best-selling book “The New World Order”, he became the most prominent Christian creator of conspiracy theories about recent American history, to jump on the subject and promptly fell off the other side of the horse. He has his critics both in the evangelical and financial arenas. They as usual lambasted him. He deserved it. Read about false prophets in Exodus.
“Pat the Prophet”, sees it as a theater in which Wall Street, the Federal Reserve System, Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberg Group, and Trilateral Commission control the flow of events from behind the scenes, greasing the path covertly in the direction of world government for the Antichrist.
I see him and his theories as an off the wall nut-case. He is what we call self-inflicted with his own rhetoric, he actually believes himself. Quoting Albert Einstein: Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. In his case, he gets the same result, so he thinks he’s right. Really gets the right wing going. Now we add the really heavy fuel to the fire, Deutronium 269, the fuel used by Will Robinson’s Space Ship.
In the 2012 Election - God's Message to Pat Robertson,: "Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority -- it's a radical view of the future of this country, and so that's why we're having this division. This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there's no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.”
ORON G. TANG WROTE:
I did answer his call to prayer and "Wished the fleas of a thousand Camels to infest his armpits". Then he can run around scratching and pretending to be the mental monkey he really is. His thoughts and actions in some cases reflect a monumental throwback in species development. His other crazy statements..
MORE WISDOM FROM THE AYATOLLAH
Wives Who Fail to Properly Obey Their Husbands
On another broadcast of Robertson's television show "The 700 Club," he answered a question from a viewer named Michael about how to repair his marriage to a woman who "has no respect for me as the head of the house." Robertson's response: "Well, you could become a Muslim and you could beat her."
Bizarrely, this comment elicited laughter from Terry Meeuwsen, Robertson’s co-host, personal agree-er and female flunky. Unfortunately, Robertson didn’t stop there and came out with this jewel surely serving to win the women's vote and support.
"I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her." He also called the woman a "rebellious child" who doesn't want to "submit to any authority." However, since the Scripture doesn't allow for divorce, Robertson urged the husband to "move to Saudi Arabia," where, ostensibly, beating the woman would be permissible.
Birds of a Feather
Robertson is not just a fringe character, he does take a political stance and during the election of 2012 he spent time with Romney after Mitt closed a day of campaigning in Virginia. A meeting with televangelist Pat Robertson and Mitt Romney, wow, that should set new records in religious diversity.
The Supreme Court
"Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court.”
Nazi’s and Liberal America
Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the Evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history”.
Gay Days at Disney In Orlando
"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.”
The Women’s Agenda
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.”
Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board
Because the voted not to preach creationism over science in their schools. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there.”
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon after he suffered a stroke
"God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.’”
The State Department
“Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up”.
Assassination of Hugo Sanchez
"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.”
"It may be a blessing in disguise. … Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."
FROM WIKIPEDIA: WHO IS THE REAL PAT ROBERTSON
Robertson is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) Inc., and founder of International Family Entertainment Inc., Regent University, Operation Blessing International Relief and Development Corporation, American Center for Law and Justice, The Flying Hospital, Inc. and several other organizations and broadcast entities. Robertson was the founder and co-chairman of International Family Entertainment Inc. (IFE).
Formed in 1990, IFE produced and distributed family entertainment and information programming worldwide. IFE's principal business was The Family Channel, a satellite delivered cable-television network with 63 million U.S. subscribers. IFE, a publicly held company listed on the New York Stock Exchange, was sold in 1997 to Fox Kids Worldwide, Inc. for $1.9 billion, whereupon it was renamed Fox Family Channel. Disney acquired FFC in 2001 and its name was changed again, to ABC Family.
Robertson is a global businessman with media holdings in Asia, the United Kingdom, and Africa. He struck a deal with Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania-based General Nutrition Center to produce and market a weight-loss shake he created and promoted on The 700 Club.
In 1999, Robertson entered into a joint venture with the Bank of Scotland to provide financial services in the United States. However, the move was met with criticism in the UK due to Robertson's views on homosexuality. Robertson commented that “In Europe, the big word is tolerance. You tolerate everything. Homosexuals are riding high in the media ... And in Scotland, you can't believe how strong the homosexuals are." Shortly afterward, the Bank of Scotland canceled the venture.
Robertson's extensive business interests have earned him a net worth estimated between $200 million and $1 billion.
A fan of Thoroughbred horse racing, Robertson paid $520,000 for a colt he named Mr. Pat. Trained by John Kimmel, Mr. Pat was not a successful runner. He was nominated for, but did not run in, the 2000 Kentucky Derby.
According to a June 2, 1999, article in The Virginian-Pilot, Robertson had extensive business dealings with Liberian president Charles Taylor. According to the article, Taylor gave Robertson the rights to mine for diamonds in Liberia’s mineral-rich countryside.
According to two Operation Blessing pilots who reported this incident to the state of Virginia for investigation in 1994, Robertson used his Operation Blessing planes to haul diamond-mining equipment to Robertson's mines in Liberia, despite the fact that Robertson was telling his 700 Club viewers that the planes were sending relief supplies to the victims of the genocide in Rwanda.
In response to Taylor's alleged crimes against humanity, the United States Congress passed a bill In November 2003 that offered two million dollars for his capture. Robertson accused President George W. Bush of "undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels to take over the country." At the time Taylor was harboring Al Qaeda operatives who were funding their operations through the illegal diamond trade.
On February 4, 2010, at his war crimes trial in the Hague, Taylor testified that Robertson was his main political ally in the U.S., and that he had volunteered to make Liberia's case before U.S. administration officials in exchange for concessions to Robertson's Freedom Gold, Ltd., to which Taylor gave a contract to mine gold in southeast Liberia.
In 2010, a spokesman for Robertson said that the company's arrangements — in which the Liberian government got a 10 percent equity interest in the company and Liberians could purchase at least 15 percent of the shares after the exploration period — were similar to many American companies doing business in Africa at the time.