Jefferson Beauregard “Jeff” Sessions III

About as competent as an ass-kisser could be.
In danger from TRUMP

Born December 24, 1946, is an American politician and lawyer who is the 84th Attorney General of the United States.  Sessions served as the junior United States Senator from Alabama from 1997 until 2017, and is a member of the Republican Party and is superb at lying and has a masters degree in prejudice.  Jeff fits well into the TRUMP regime and is awarded the prestigious Scumbag award five level.

From 1981 to 1993, he served as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Alabama. Sessions was nominated in 1986 to be a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Alabama, but his contentious nomination failed. Sessions was elected Attorney General of Alabama in 1994, and to the U.S. Senate in 1996, being re-elected in 2002, 2008, and 2014.

During his time in Congress, Sessions was considered one of the most conservative members of the U.S. Senate. He opposed legal and illegal immigration and amnesty and supported expansion of the border fence with Mexico. 

He supported the  legislative efforts of the George Bush administration, including the 2001 and 2003 tax cut packagesHe supported the Iraq WarHe proposed national amendment to ban same-sex marriage. He opposed the establishment of the Troubled Asset Relief Program. He opposed the 2009 stimulus bill, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”), and the Don’t Ask, Don’t TellRepeal Act. 
As the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, he opposed all three of President Obama's nominees for the Supreme Court.

An early supporter of Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, ( Secret Service Code Name Talking Dog)  Sessions was considered as a possible Vice Presidential nominee, but Indiana governor Mike Pence was ultimately selected for the ticket. In November 2016, then-President-elect Donald Trump nominated Sessions for US Attorney General. He was confirmed on February 8, 2017, with a 52–47 vote in the Senate, and was sworn in on February 9 after long and contentious debates by normal people in Congress who detest scumbags.