LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA



EXTRA MOST BESTEST 

CARDBOARD PIZZA IN TOWN

YOU WANT CHEAP PIZZA YOU GOT CHEAP PIZZA

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6/2017, 7/2018, 6/19/2019,  4/12/2020,  6/20/2021
190 KEENE RD
LARGO, FL 33771     
Little Caesar Enterprises Inc. is the third-largest pizza chain in the United States, behind Pizza Hut and Domino's Pizza. It operates and franchises pizza restaurants in the United States and internationally in Asia, the Middle East, Australia, Canada, Latin America and the Caribbean.  
Their success story is based on
CHEAP  — Using INNOVATIVE CORPORATE BULLSH*T and unique products such as the Adolf Hitler Birthday Pizza and the Star Trek Calzone and Bestest Glorious Lunch Specials

IT’S THE CHEAP END OF THE GAME WITH INFERIOR PRODUCTS

It was  a gigantic campaign proving bigger is not better,  Corpo-Guano NOISE (BIG TV ADS AND BRAGGING) DOES NOT REPLACE QUALITY, and I just had to try the Extra Most Bestest PIZZA in Town, after seeing it on TV and astounded at the price of six dollars for a large pie promising scads of pepperoni, and mountains of cheese for only a dollar more than their regular contributions to the five dollar Florida Pizza wars...  It was laden with Pepperoni as promised, more pieces but thinner, who is bull-shiting who?

MORE DRECK  ( Jewish Word for Garbage)

👺The third visit was not the charm it was the worst…not the Bestest. and as far as FRESHNESS and TASTE, the burnt cheese really added nothing and the super thin Pepperoni was crispy like bacon. It too had been subjected to Vulcans wrath and well done, too well done, the wellness was gone. 
But the worst part of bad pizza usually relates to the sauce, and I can’t comment on that because I couldn’t taste it nor find it.   Others were not happy, unless you grabbed a ready made with the chance of it being quite old and dried out ( last two times) others had different challenges.  They are upgrading some stores her is the new look, better they should be upgrading their food which is crap.

👺 I really wanted to give this particular location 2.5 stars because their customer service leaves and wait time leaves a bad taste in my mouth.  I was out and about doing errands I decided to surprise my son and pick up crazy bread and a deep dish.  Why do I put myself in situations where I know the service is going to be subpar, it's probably because I always feel they will get better.   I should of went to the location on Park Blvd because if they tell you the wait time is between 15-20 minutes that’s the exact time you get your order.

👺  This particular location was not busy when I placed my order at 2:23pm like literally a ghost town without the tumbleweed.   Needless to say I didn't get my order until 3:15.  Even though they offered this offer to me I feel very wary of coming to this particular location again.  

👺  I just left the location, ordered a large thin crust pepperoni pizza and cheese bread. Order was put in at 5:39pm and at 6:15 i finally approached the manager after watching individuals walk in and walk out with the pizza I had ordered over 30 minutes ago. 

👺  The manager blamed every young employee for everything in front of customers. Completely unprofessional. I demanded a refund after they still had no clue where my order was.  The manager could not figure out how to refund my card and had to give me cash back, they couldn't figure out how to use my gift card bc it was bought at a Wal-mart and not bought from their store.  The kicker was how he blamed all of the employees however couldn’t own up to how sh*tty of a supervisor he was.


04/10/2022