LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA



EXTRA MOST BESTEST 

CARDBOARD PIZZA IN TOWN

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190 KEENE RD — 
LARGO, FL 33771     
Little Caesar Enterprises Inc. is the third-largest pizza chain in the United States, behind Pizza Hut and Domino's Pizza. It operates and franchises pizza restaurants in the United States and internationally in Asia, the Middle East, Australia, Canada, Latin America and the Caribbean.  
Their success story is based on CHEAP  — Using INNOVATIVE CORPORATE BULLSH*T and unique products such as the Adolf Hitler Birthday Pizza and the Star Trek Calzone and Bestest Glorious Lunch Specials

IT’S THE CHEAP END OF THE GAME WITH INFERIOR PRODUCTS
It was  a gigantic campaign proving bigger is not better,  Corpo-Guano NOISE (BIG TV ADS AND BRAGGING) DOES NOT REPLACE QUALITY, and I just had to try the Extra Most Bestest PIZZA in Town, after seeing it on TV and astounded at the price of six dollars for a large pie promising scads of pepperoni, and mountains of cheese for only a dollar more than their regular contributions to the five dollar Florida Pizza wars...  It was laden with Pepperoni as promised, more pieces but thinner, who is bull-shiting who?

MORE DRECK  ( Jewish Word for Garbage)

👺The third visit was not the charm it was the worst…not the Bestest. and as far as FRESHNESS and TASTE, the burnt cheese really added nothing and the super thin Pepperoni was crispy like bacon. It too had been subjected to Vulcans wrath and well done, too well done, the wellness was gone. 
But the worst part of bad pizza usually relates to the sauce, and I can’t comment on that because I couldn’t taste it nor find it.   Others were not happy, unless you grabbed a ready made with the chance of it being quite old and dried out ( last two times) others had different challenges.  They are upgrading some stores her is the new look, better they should be upgrading their food which is crap.

👺 I really wanted to give this particular location 2.5 stars because their customer service leaves and wait time leaves a bad taste in my mouth. .

👺  The manager blamed every young employee for everything in front of customers. Completely unprofessional. I demanded a refund after they still had no clue where my order was.  

👺  The manager could not figure out how to refund my card and had to give me cash back, they couldn't figure out how to use my gift card bc it was bought at a Wal-mart and not bought from their store. 

👺  The kicker was how he blamed all of the employees however couldn’t own up to how sh*tty of a supervisor he was.


05/24/2022