SARA HUCKABEE SANDERS


2016 Campaign - In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s presidential campaign, in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  (Beware of false prophets)  Wasn’t that good a bassist either.

She signed on as a senior advisor for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s communications for coalitions.  Many thought her going to work for TRUMP would be easy as one egotistical jerk to another is basically a simple transfer. 

Unfortunately the coalition building went like a Southern Christian bible-thumping holy roller devout wedding in a biker bar.  She was promoted for loyalty, not talent, and recently promoted since TRUMP destroys more coalitions than he creates she became the White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary -  alas...

Working under Sean Spicer where she has learned a lot.  “How to correctly not answer a question, make up answers and maintain and accuracy mark of about 23 percent in truth and honesty”.  She may be either the interim or permanent spokesperson when Sean finally blows out.

On May 5, 2017, she held her first White House press briefing, standing in for Sean Spicer who was serving on Naval Reserve duty. She will continue to cover for Spicer the following week until he returns from reserve duty.  If the ship Spicer is on happens to hit a mine, it will get rid of one part of the incompetence in the press room but unfortunately if they do replace him with her, vying against Kellyanne Conway as holding the edge in mis-communication and mis-direction which is the cornerstone and basement of the TRUMP idiotology. 

Personal life - Sara Huckster Sanders is married to Bryan Chatfield Sanders, Mike Huckabee’s 2016 media consultant.  The marriage took place on May 25, 2010, at Nazareth Lutheran Church at Cruz Bay on the island of St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands.  The couple have three children and she should stay home and take care of the kids.

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