RUDI GIULIANI



ALLIES AND IDIOTS for a  NIT-TWITTER



•  The list grows as another reality star, former Mayor Rudi ( I’m great, I am the savior of NY ) 
Giuliani the man who claims to have saved NY after 911, and tries to take the glory from those first responders who really did the work and paid for it with their lives.

• In his latest infartuation (see the Jacobs Dictionary)  step up to the pump as special advisor legal to T-rump.  Yet seen by most people with an IQ of slightly over 100, he is irrelevant and his stories and misconceptions are designed to take the heat off TRUMP who actions deserve not only boiling in oil, but bunker fuel would be better. I would orchestrate it with chefs from ISIS.

•  Its simple,  it’s the good doctor theory.  Good doctors hang with good doctors because of their concern for patients and someone on their level. Bad doctors , incompetents, unskilled, are content with their level and their associates are also equivalents. 

•  He is perfect for TRUMP as being the asshole he is, it’s hard to decide WHO IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE on their ticket  (Trump - Sekulow - Giuliani)  this is a political keep my base campaign, certainly not a legal one on behalf of trump.  No one can believe him, he’s too flagrantly unaware of what he is saying and most of the time it’s stupid, really stupid.  I have a suggestion...read on.

•  Rudi is truly is the biggest bullshitter after Donald on the TRUMP team.  What a group of misfits, Giuliani, Bolton, Miller, why it looks like a team suitable for the Fourth Reich. They could make Hitler proud. A fake team complete with fake lawyers... come to think of it, they could be there now!

•  It is rumored the Queen of England would have loved to take back her knighthood of Rudi fearing it would diminish the importance of that quaint British custom.  With Trumps twists about the relationship between the US and England, I think she would of said something like,  “WTF was I thinking...  he didn’t save NY, the people of NY saved NY”.

•  Rudi also has appeared dressed as a drag queen, a roll he plays very well. This is the representative of the President.  Ashes to ashes, dust to dust and scumbag to scumbag.

•  That’s easy enough today, a simple Twitter, message attacking someone and just like a fart, hopefully it does not have any substance and will be gone by tomorrow.  Twitter, the communication device is perfect for T-RUMP, its simple, allows explicatives, rarely accurate, emotionally driven short bursts of lies and stupidity, and an idiot can use it.

•  240 letters constructed in imbecilic filthy rhetoric coming from the President.  Perfect for a man who is emotionally narcissistic,  immature with multiple personalities and a bunch of other problems our psychiatrists have to explain as they are above my pay grade.  Nevertheless the perfect communication for those with an IQ below the normal line.

• I told a colleague of mine, TRUMPS bullshit is so absurd we just don’t know anyone in the press corp with enough chutzpah to create that kind of crap.  I was wrong.  FOX (FAUX), Sean Hannity,  and the NRA stepped up to the pump.  The two other biggest liars of all time.

•  To all the nit-twitter followers, those words of Donald Trump and claims of Fake news are real!  Thats because the source of the FAKE NEWS is a FAKE PRESIDENT duly followed by the second biggest agreement liar Vice President and total Arse Apologizer Mike Pence, recently called a political hack  by Kim Jung UN.  He’s a puppy dog on Trumps leash.

HIS RATING IS LOWER THAN THE STANDARDS
SET BY THE NYC GARBAGE DEPARTMENT

•  32% in US have a favorable view, 45% unfavorable opinion of Giuliani
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First time he has had more negative than positive ratings
•  Mike Pence's ratings stable, with 42% viewing him favorably

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans have a more negative view of former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani today than at any other point in Gallup’s trend, which includes multiple ratings in the years 2004-2008, along with two updates over the past two years. 

Thirty-two percent now say they have a positive view of Giuliani, his lowest favorable rating. It is also the first time more Americans have had a negative (45%) rather than positive view of the man called “ America's mayor," after he led the city through the 9/11 tragedy.

The real hero’s of 9/11 were the first responders and the New Yorkers who helped rebuild the city.  He was hired to do the job and he did the job.  But he was not a hero, thats a PR stretch.  


BAD DAY AT TRUMP ROCK - IT TRUMP VS COHEN 
(CNN)  What we know: This is the week that Michael Cohen officially declared war on Donald Trump. From the release of a secretly recorded tape of the two men talking about a potential payout related to former Playboy model Karen McDougal to the bombshell accusation that Trump knew about the much-discussed June 2016 meeting between his top campaign officials and a group of Russians, Cohen seems absolutely dead-set on breaking very, very publicly with Trump.

After all, Cohen spent years and years making a name for himself as Trump's most loyal bulldog. And even after the FBI raided his home, hotel and office in April, word out of Cohen world is that he remained loyal to Trump. As recently as May, Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani was on TV touting Cohen as "an honest, honorable lawyer." And Trump tweeted this of the possibility that Cohen might flip on him under pressure: "Sorry, I don't see Michael doing that despite the horrible Witch Hunt and the dishonest media!"

Plus, sources have told CNN that Cohen didn’t bring up Trump's alleged pre-knowledge of the meeting during his testimony before a House committee earlier this year.  But beginning earlier this month, with an interview with ABC where Cohen said his loyalty was to his family and his country (and didn't mention Trump at all), things appear to have changed. Bigly.


BAD REPRESENTATION - RUDY KAZOOTI TO THE RESCUE ?
Washington (CNN)  President Donald Trump’s TV lawyer, Rudy “ Kazooti” Giuliani,  substantially weakened his case against Michael Cohen by going back and forth as to whether Cohen could tell federal prosecutors the truth, said Jay Goldberg, President Donald Trump’s friend and former lawyer.  

Giuliani called Cohen, Trump's former personal lawyer, "honorable" and truthful on several occasions before an audio recording of a discussion between Cohen and Trump about buying rights to a Playboy model's story about an alleged affair Trump took part in became publicized.

After CNN aired the audio, Giuliani called Cohen a “pathological liar” and said he doesn’t “ See how he has any credibility."  Which totally contradicts what Giuliani said a couple weeks ago.  

We call this in journalism, Cranial- Rectal Dyslexia, and is highly contagious,  caused by any association with Donald Trump, he is a carrier.  On the street C.R.D. is commonly known as  ‘ Shit for Brains’.  Others who contracted it from Trump were Priebus, Puzder  Pruitt,  Porter and Price, one ‘ P” thats missing is Perry... soon due to incompetence.

Rudy calling out Cohen is ironic.  Thats a blackened pot used for cooking bull testicles over a volcano lava pit calling the kettle black.  Rudy “ Kazooti” Giuliani is the only one on Trumps team who can legitimately out-shit the boss when the truth is concerned.  Thus his nickname “  Kazooti”  a musical device requiring a lot of hot air!  

His problem is he doesn’t have Trumps numbers in pure bullshit yet and lies (T-rump has over 4000) but he is working on it and coming on strong as the AM cable buffoon of the T-RUMP Sh*t House.

"I expected something like this from Cohen," Giuliani told CNN's Chris Cuomo on Thursday. "He's been lying all week. He’s been lying for years."  Goldberg, who served as Trump's divorce lawyer for the President's first two marriages, said Giuliani "immeasurably" damaged his case against Cohen by changing his tune.

"I knew as soon as Giuliani spoke that he was damaging Trump's case immeasurably," Goldberg told CNN's "Erin Burnett Out Front." “It ranks near 100 in terms of damage."  "No defense lawyer would say that," Goldberg later added.

Goldberg argued that Giuliani's early assertion on ABC's "This Week with George Stephanopoulos" that Cohen would tell federal prosecutors the truth "strips the defense of its main weapon of claiming that he is coloring his testimony to favor the government, so he can get a letter of cooperation."

The former Trump lawyer also said that he advised the President not to hire Giuliani.

"I didn't think Giuliani knew how to handle a case from the defense perspective. He was a long-time prosecutor and he didn’t know how to set a case up for the possible impeachment of a witness such as Cohen,” Goldberg said.


 

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