THE REAL WORLD N. KOREA REPORT  ••



DEDICATED TO ROCKET MAN VERSUS THE T-RUMP

AND THE MEETING IN HANOII


•  WASHINGTON MUST ACCEPT A POWERFUL GROWING NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA...
T-RUMP DOESN’T UNDERSTAND AND KEEPS SPROUTING HIS LONG WINDED DIARRHEA,

•  AND MY BETS ON KIM WINNING AND SCREWING THE DONALD... AGAIN, 
LOOK WHO IS BENDING TO WHO,  IT WON’T EVEN NEED THE STRIKE OF A PEN... 

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•  T-RUMP HAS ALREADY LOST, SO SAY THE BETS WERE THAT DONALD CAVES...
JUST FACT ... NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE RANTS AND RAVES...

•  THIS IS A POEM DEDICATED TO THE  DONALD AND MAINLY KIM, 
FOR A THE ODDS OF T-RUMP WINNING HAVE GROWN, VERY, VERY  SLIM...

•  THE LITTLE MAN OF NORTH KOREA SCREWED T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,
BUT ALAS, T-RUMP STILL LOVES KIM JONG UN VERY MUCH THE SAME... 

•  AND NOW WE KNOW WHATS REAL...
TRUMP LIED TO US, HE NEVER DID HAVE A DEAL !

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•  T-RUMP MADE ALL THE NEWS SHOWS WITH HIS VICTORY LAP... 
BUT IN REALITY T-RUMP’S BOGUS RAP WAS FULL OF CRAP...

•  HE PRAISED HIMSELF ALLOVER THE WORLD, HE THOUGHT IT A JOKE
AGAIN AS WITH MUCH OF TRUMP, IT WAS NOTHING BUT A CLOUD OF SMOKE

•  THE LITTLE ROCKET MAN MAKES BIGGER BOMBS AND STALLED FOR TIME...
KIM TURNED OUT A PLAN FOR A BIGGER BOOM THAT WORKED REAL FINE

•  THE FAKE RUSE WORKED BY THE “LITTLE MAN” THE STINKER, 
AND IGNORANT T-RUMP WENT FOR IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER

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•  T-RUMP HAS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING UNPREPARED AND LOSING IT, HE KNOWS NO RAGE,
KIM IS GRATEFUL TO THE T-RUMP,  HE PUT KIM RIGHT ON THE WORLDS MAIN STAGE

•  IN HIS MIND AND MOUTH T-RUMP IS GOING TO BE ALWAYS RIGHT,  
BUT NOT VERY GOOD IN THIS VERBAL MOUTH TO MOUTH FIGHT

•  I SUPPOSE HE CAN DO BETTER WRITING LOVE LETTERS BY HAND
SO LOVING, SO POETIC, SO FULL OF LOVE, SO ... OH SO GRANDSTAND

•  ALL FOR THE GRAND FINALE OF PEACE AND A GREAT SUMMIT,
ALAS THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TURNED OUT TO BE WAS  A RATING PLUMMET 

•  IN THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT T-RUMP  WAS UPSET AND QUITE BORED
 ALONE TO GO HOME IN AIR FORCE ONE, THE CAPTAIN HAD IT FLOORED

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•  AND THE ROCKET MAN STAYED IN TOWN TO MAKE FRIENDS IN NAM
WHILE T-RUMP LICKED HIS WOUNDS AND SHUT DOWN LIKE A CLAM

•  THIS TRIP COST US FIFTEEN MILLIONS TWICE FOR THE PLEASURE OF GETTING NOWHERE
A WASTE OF MONEY POORLY PLANNED BY THE MAN WITH THE SWEPT GOLDEN HAIR

•  WHILE T-RUMP PARADED HIS OWN ACCOLADES OF BEING A GREAT HANDLER 
THE LITTLE MAN BEAT T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,  AS THE LITTLEST MANGLER, 

•  AS THE TWITTS CAME CLAIMING IT WAS A SUCCESS BY T-RUMP, BOLTON AND FOX 
ONCE AGAIN THE TRUTH PREVAILED, 
IT SMELLED LIKE A PAIR OF WEEK OLD SOCKS

•  AND KIM IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WITH ONGOING TARIFF WARS WITH CHINA, 
A GOOD PLAY,  CHINA HIS PARTNER,  FOR T-RUMP A DOSE OF ANGINA

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•  FOR KIM, TIME FOR A GOOD SHOT OF WHISKEY, A FAVORED BEVERAGE
CELEBRATE!  SOMETHING STRONG, CAUSE T-RUMP HAS LOST ALL HIS LEVERAGE

•  T-RUMP CLAIMS HE DOES NOT DRINK, HE’S NOT A BOOZER
HIS BRAINS ARE JUST ROTTING ON DIET COKE, HIS GANGLIA A SOLID LOOSER...

•  SO T-RUMP BETTER BE CAREFUL AND WATCH WHO, WHAT, AND WHEN HE BERATES
HIS PROMISES, STORIES ALL MADE-UP, WITH AN ALIMENTARY GAS, THAT AERATES...

•  HIS CLAIMS ORIGINATE AND SHOT FROM THE HIP, THEY CREATE FAKE FART NEWS...
BULLSHIT 24/7 DAY IS DEPRESSING AND FOR MANY CAUSING THE BLUES...

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•  KIM, XI, CHINA, TRADE DEALS, TARIFFS, AND WEAPONS MIGHT NOT BE AS CONCLUSIONAL,
IT’S NO TIME FOR T-RUMP TO BRAG, LIES AND FALSEHOODS HAVE LABELED HIM DELUSIONAL

•  THE PROBLEM IS A MAN WHO LIES TO HIS FELLOW AMERICANS AND DOESN’T TEND TO THE TRUTH,
A MYSOGINISTIC NARCISSISSTIC FOOL WHO NEEDS TO SPEND TIME  
WITH GOD, DR FREUD, DR PHIL and DR RUTH...

A short poem by Alan Jacobson dedicated to Kim and Donald, may they spend the rest of their lives in hell together... 


MORE NOISE FROM SQUAREHEAD JONG UN 

North Korea conducted a test of some type of "tactical" weapon.  The country's state media said leader Kim Jong Un inspected and directed the test of the unspecified weapon. But it doesn’t seem like this will spark a return of the "fire and fury" days with the US, at least not yet. 

It doesn't seem to have been a test of a nuclear weapon, and Defense Department officials said no missile launch was detected. Tactical weapons are generally designed for the battlefield and are typically not long-range armaments. This comes as the US is trying to kick-start nuclear talks with the North after the failed summit this year between T-RUMP and Kim. 

But Pyongyang would rather those talks resume without US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. The North wants someone else “who is more careful and mature in communicating with us.”  

It was repeated like a bad stale corn beef sandwich by TOKYO — North Korea’s Foreign Ministry no longer wants to talk to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, calling for him to be replaced in nuclear talks with someone who “is more careful and mature in communicating,” state media reported Thursday.


ED: We were never impressed with him ( LAUGHING BLOWHARD) either just another T-RUMP ass-kisser, or we’ll have to send in Bolton and watch the whole friggen love affair with T-RUMP blow-up and a war.



LATEST THIRD POSSIBLE SUMMIT

04/14/2019 - WASHINGTON  US President Donald T-RUMP said relations with Kim Jong Un remain “very good” and he opened the door Saturday for a third summit, hours after the North Korean leader said he’s willing to meet as long as the US offers acceptable terms for a deal by year end.

“I agree with Kim Jong Un of North Korea that our personal relationship remains very good, perhaps the term excellent would be even more accurate,” Trump said Saturday in a tweet. “A third Summit would be good in that we fully understand where we each stand.”   ( BS)

T-RUMP said he looked forward to a day, “ Which could be soon, when Nuclear Weapons and Sanctions can be removed, and then watching North Korea become one of the most successful nations of the World!”   (BS)

In remarks carried earlier Saturday by the official Korean Central News Agency, Kim said he wouldn’t welcome a repeat of the Hanoi summit in February, when Trump walked out without securing a nuclear disarmament deal. While Kim hailed his relationship with Trump, he also said the U.S. has been making unilateral demands and should abandon that approach.

“In any case we will wait with patience for the US courageous decision by the end of this year but it will clearly be tough to get such a good opportunity like the last time,” Kim said in a speech at North Korea’s rubber-stamp legislature, according to the KCNA report.

Kim’s remarks suggest an attempt to breathe new life into the stalled negotiations. While Trump said on Thursday that the door for dialog remains open and a summit “could happen,” he also rejected calls to revive economic projects between North and South Korea. In a leadership shuffle announced Friday, Kim consolidated his power and granted new legitimacy to officials involved in the talks.

“They want to see the U.S. make the next move — that the steps that they took, such as returning war remains and shutting down missile sites, are even more grounds to demand the US to relieve sanctions,” said Kim Hyun-wook, a professor at the Korean National Diplomatic Academy. “However, the US has taken a more hard-line stance since the Hanoi summit.”

ED:  When I see it actually take place I will believe it, otherwise very cautious about anything from Hanoi and Washington, both have little truth in most statements.


03/20/2019 WASHINGTONSec. John Bolton said the 2nd summit was not a failure!  He was right... it was another colossal monumental classic T-RUMP unplanned, off the wall, love fest that festered and died.  We call  it a “ festerfeuck”. ( New word in the dictionary)

Senior T-RUMP administration officials Thursday said,   “the door is wide open” to more talks with North Korea after last month’s high-level talks in Hanoi failed to reach a nuclear agreement.

The officials told reporters that President T-RUMP remains “personally engaged”. In what?  Officials said the US is working to tighten pressure on North Korea to “unprecedented” levels by better enforcing sanctions and other economic measures against the North.  “This is a new approach,” one senior official said. “You’ve had piecemeal sanctions over the years.”  Tougher pressure, combined with Trump’s willingness to sit down with Kim to discuss North Korea’s future, will hopefully lead North Korea to decide to denuclearize, the officials say. 

“We’ll give it some time,” said one official.  ( Estimates about thirty to forty years) 

(CNN)  02/28/2019 -   What a big double bill it was -- President Donald T-RUMP taking the world stage for a SECOND nuclear summit with Kim Jong Un of North Korea who appears to be the chef in these maneuvers. Meanwhile Kim Jung Un was contemplating Vietnamese 👍🏼Duck Sauce or Chinese Mustard with the leftovers.  (I like both combined)

THE WINNER  - Kim Jung Un clearly made the president the biggest jackass the world has seen in a long time.  He has outsmarted the golden fake hair wonder making him travel around the world twice responding to love letters that are as full of shit as the two of them.

Later, when asked about the treatment of Otto Warmbier, an American student who spent 17 months in North Korean detention before being returned to the US in a vegetative state and subsequently dying, T-RUMP denied Kim had been aware of the incident.  "He felt badly about it.  He felt very badly,” Trump added. “I don’t believe that he (Kim) would have allowed that to happen.  I have a surprise for T-RUMP, we don’t believe anything you say so how can you vouch for him.  I have one word for T-RUMP, you are a frickin traitor and not fit to be President.

NO DEAL
Dealmaker Trump left Vietnam empty-handed.   But Nathan Park insisted it's Kim Jong Un who should be feeling the pressure now.  “Trump and his unconventional approach to diplomacy represented the best chance for North Korea to win any concession from the United States." 

And the explosive allegations on Capitol Hill (“an administration beginning to teeter,” wrote Nicholas Kristof in the New York Times) could mean that Kim doesn’t have much time.  TIME FOR WHAT? T-RUMP made KIM a world class figure, traveling halfway around the world to kiss that little douchbag’s ass.


THE LATEST FAILURE HANOII

MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY INSTEAD OF  BOLTON, T-RUMP AND POMPEO

A classic T-RUMP clusterf*ck of immense proportion and alarming...and STUPIDITY.  He acted like a real FAKE president. KIM meanwhile gets world recognition, the president of the United States traveling and groveling 20 hours off Air Force one for a fake photo-op and Kim wins, getting a chance at two days in Vietnam to win friends and trading partners.  And T-RUMP was weak, stupid and placated enough to this murdering little man.

They (N. Koreans) have built more powerful weapons, better secure locations, better ties with China, the South, and other parts on the peninsulas in the South East Asia regional area as a nuclear power.  And their cyber hackers cracked the shit out of major companies in the US while Donald the Patsy was kissing the little bastards ass.  Why is Kim laughing, he just stuck Donald with the lunch bill and why is Donald is frothing at the mouth, he’s thinking he looks like a negotiator.  Actuall real talks took place...kee[ reading...


THE TRUTH IS REAL WITH CHINA

TOP SECRET MEETINGS - CHINA AND NORTH KOREA HAVE THEIR OWN SLANT ON THINGS

1️⃣  Kim–Xi meetings is a series of summits between North Korea and China during the year 2018.  North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-Un secretly met with Chinese paramount leader Xi Jinping on March 25–28, 2018.

2️⃣   Xi made a classified invitation to Kim to visit China, after which Kim visited Beijing used his bullet proof train to travel to the three-day meeting in DalianLiaoning, China.  

3️⃣   Kim and Xi had a third surprise meeting on June 19–20, 2018.  This is the second time China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping has met Kim Jong-un in two months, and Xi Jinping reaffirmed his state visit to Pyongyang by the end of 2018. 


THE (GOP) CHALLENGES  

KIM JUNG (JONG) UN AND NORTH KOREA

 TO A MAJOR DANCE OFF PARADE               

There is one thing the GOP does right!   Obstructionism and Dancing around with facts.  ... The GOP attacks evenly, every recruit spinning the same lies, regardless of whether it on TV or print.   The pitch is to the same drummer, with the same beat and after numerous talking head interviews on the TV, it’s the same coordinated rhetoric.  Just like these super marching dancers. 

Several, some retired or should be like Gowdy, Jordan, Chaffetz, Nunes and ISA, would make nice dancers in KIMS army.  Vile and attacking, all on the same script, no solutions, no answers just attack, sometimes personally.  Thats how scumbags fight.   And now led by an immature, ignorant bully.  (Pick one, Bad Hair T-RUMP or Square head KIM JU(O)NG UN, both are ignorant bully’s so sides don’t matter. 

The only thing the GOP does right is they LOCKSTEP and know how to attack because they offer nothing but previous failure at anything else.

They are just like the party of Kim Jung UN, his father and his fathers father all UNS and all failures too.

KJU as an actor is well stationed to handle T-RUMP.   They are both great actors, not so great in a real compassionate way, but a budding statesman making an incredible fool of Donald T-RUMP.  Be he’s short on brains anyway.  Long on ego, short on brains.   

The GOP SS ( Sorry Scumbags)  miss the mark, they are more like our friends in North Korea and a failure to follow the party line can lead to excommunication so they all smile and agree just like Square head Un’s army.  


📢  The “ Stechschritt”  is intended to intimidate the enemy by demonstrating both discipline and devotion”.   In the West however,  it was determined the step is used to get or kick the person in front of them to go into the minefield first. 

 

 

These are the famed North Korean Goose-steppers, Rocket-man’s personal show group just back from a world Communist tour of incredible precision and graceful coordination.   They easily out-shined groups from Africa, China, South America, Mesopotamia, Iran, and the combined Syrian/Lebanon Hezbolah team.


DANCING SOLDIERS - “THE STECHSCHRITT”
The GOP really does remind me of those fabulous dancing soldiers you see in all Chinese, Russian, North Korean, Iranian soldier formations.  The Iranians are a little more vibrant and use a faster pace.   The goose step with bounce is a modification of Hitlers Storm troopers and have made it worthy of appearing on  “ Dancing with the Red Stars”. 

But they were up against the high kicking famous Russian steppers, “ The Spetzmasters”.  And as the picture on the left shows their precision is incredible. But a few flaws, the angle of the hats not even ( 2 points)and the inside guy is not high enough ( 2 points) these are critical points in Red Star Competition.


Facing serious challenges from The North Koreans who have developed a pacy, highly stylized form of the infamous military march, which is said to have originated in 18th-century Prussia. 
 It’s a little bump they added, quite nice, worthy of a ten in Red Star productions, International dance competition.  But they only got a nine last year and mysteriously the two of the judges who were from China and Iran respectively died from a strange disease related to polonium poisoning. The Russians took first place.

 

SWELLED HEADS AMONG THE GENERALS

A strange anomaly in North Korea is the toilet bowl hat.  The style of the hats they wear denotes rank.  Higher the rank, the bigger the hat to accompany the huge amount of technical information and populist cranial crap that Kim Jung Un wrote about himself.  Praise, worship and self adoration en-mass so they can write them down in their little books they all take notes in.  

At a press party the other night one of the journalists commented when these Generals are around Kim Jung Un they all take notes , applaud, complement him, smile and wear their big hats.  

Another commented,  Why thats like when Mike Pence and the other stooges in the cabinet get together!  He  was right, I never thought of that.  Maybe we need to get them bigger hats.  But a junior officer commented,  “ How could Pence get his head up Donald’s ass with that big a hat?  The room went silent for a moment and then every one burst out laughing. 

The little family killer questions them the next day and if they are without notes, they will be with-out heads.   It was also noted the men wearing these toilet bowls on their heads must have epoxied them to stay in place or they would blow off during sandstorms or rallies the little Hitler throws.

TECHNICAL:  The toilet bowl hats are expansive, not expensive to allow the crap information and propaganda, somewhat really stupid, idolatry they are made to expand and not injure their thin braincells.  

Thus, Junior Officers grow into their own stupidity and idolatry and basically lack any form of thinking or culture in a positive way.  Cranial dyslexia is a common ailment of this society. Commonly known as “ Shit for brains” it is also suffered by T-RUMP.

The line soldiers only get Mao caps since they don’t have to think. They only have to dance and shoot and dodge bullets which might be a new competitive sport in the Summer Communist Red Games called “  Survival Series”. 

On KIMS right Colonel General Fok-tup is teaching his top officers not to submit blank sheets of paper with  너 바위 보스 or neo bawi boseu. (Translation: “you rock boss”).  He wants to see what they wrote, since he can’t remember what KIM said either.

They also serve as Porto-lets when needed in the field.  Since crap flows downhill, they can stand on their hats, the larger surface making it an easier target.  Lower ranking soldiers shown above are earning their big hats if they live long enough and have a long way to go. 

THE NORTH KOREAN PHOTO-OP PROBLEM

BOTTOM LINE NOT SUCCESSFUL SO FAR

The First Summit North Korean agreement in kind is printable, available on the web and down loadable to Desktops, iPads, Smart Phones, Androids and also for those illiterates still using fax and carrier pigeons.  TRUMP is making claims about how great it went and how much he achieved. We are still looking for that to happen, more fake news is expected since no one knows what they talked about.  Experts mostly bullshit...

In an exclusive offer, the agreement is pre-printed on 200 sheet high-quality toilet paper (expect small print) so you can serve it as double duty (doody)   First, after you read it, wipe the tears of laughter with it.  Then wipe your butt.  Not the other way around!  This should wipe out any and I mean any misconceptions of not putting Donald’s work to good use.  

Donald J Trump and Kim Jung Un  (Jong-un, Jung-un)
25,000 Miles, a million dollars each trip wasted and the idiot forgot to get the order signed...

Summit is a cool term for really bigly photo-op,  it was a chance for the (tough) deal-making blowhard Trump to show his macho,  in a world stage and a bigger gain for the mini-killer Kim Jung Un who makes the Nazi Doctor Mengele look like Mother Teresa’s helper.   

T-RUMP acted very fatherly in his body language guiding and teaching Kim Jung Un the fine art of posing and facial expression for the TV cameras and how to stand, look important, perfectly quaffed and polished, positive and confident.   About as phony as two ass-clowns can be.   

Truly his best “puker” to date.  Sincere ? Who is kidding who?  Who wrote that line into the agreement.   Must have been the head liar, Steven Miller.  

Donald did KIM a favor, he brought him out to the world stage.  Kim knows he has Donald by the short hairs or in Donald’s case the swept hairs.

The training events we have for security are cancelled to “ save money”.  Thats bullshit, Donald’s trips could pay for the next four years.  But he has weakened training in an era,  in that area where China is building offshore bases on islands.  Kim has already won.  We sent a lightweight to a welterweight fight.

BACK TO BASICS  -  Not a week later the Rocket Man was in China, meeting with President Xi Jinping at the Great Hall of the People in the heart of Beijing.  Right after receiving all he wanted for giving up nothing and winning the debate of praise words without uttering a word, our young leader was headed for the real deal China and Trump once again looks like an idiot. 


WARNING: With U.S.-China trade ties on the rocks, Kim is well-positioned to play both powers, talking sweet to Trump while pursuing a closer relationship with Xi.   YOU THINK?  

It was the plan from the beginning.  The little Rocket Man schmoo-ed him without saying a word.  Donald the great deal maker, well as my poker player friend would say, he done got played...bad. 

Bluffing might work in poker, but bullshit rarely works in politics, and you’ll lose when the cards are exposed.  Kim Jong Un’s wife Ri Sol-Ju, is on the left.

Ri Sol-Ju was only last year "outed" as the supreme leader's wife, having previously stood, unidentified, in photos with him.  
She's around 30 and comes from a well-to-do North Korean family.  She is very pretty, with great taste in her apparel.   Xi’s wife is very attractive too and both women pose a lot better than their husbands. The rumor mill has been churning out stories that she may have shot a homemade porn film, and that she once led a promiscuous lifestyle.

Kim Jong (Jung) Un ( there are about five different ways his name is spelled when translated ) took over the role of Supreme Leader when the country was already in trouble, with skyrocketing poverty and starvation rates. Still, the supreme leader himself lives a "seven-star party lifestyle."

Since taking power, he has replaced more than 40% of the nation's military leaders and other officials who served under his father in order to, according to analysts, show that he is a secure enough leader that he can shed his closest support, the Wall Street Journal reports.


--------*02-18-2019 aljacobsladder.com