THE TRUMP FART DAY ... ••


WHEN SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES, CAN YOU EXPECT 

ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SHITSTORM?
  
 

“WHAT DAY IS THIS?”  MON-FRI ANOTHER T-RUMP FART DAY!

FART news originates from the twitts and tweets of thoughts and news from the usual time consuming Fart mail from T-RUMP  his family, Cabinet members, fellow crooks and appointed scumbags ... which usually gets denied less than 24 hours later.  Or in the case of Rudi “ The Kazooti” Giuliani before the end of his last sentence.  ( Kazooti refers to him blowing his own horn).

Our distinguished mentor, from MAD, the greatest magazine ever printed by incredible minds who saw the humor and stupidity placed well in the front of the American public, and immortalized it so people can see how frickin stupid some of them are... hits the nail on the head. 

ALFRED E. NEUMANN:  When surrounded by ASSHOLES can you expect anything other than a SHITSTORM?

Brilliant and to the point.  In all fairness and defense, many, almost 100 personnel and a myriad of Cabinet members left the White House mainly to save themselves, I call that a good move, some were fired for bad deeds and some got fired for not properly placing their lips on Donald ass. 

When the Donald gets impeached, articled 25 or assassinated or because they were loyal to Trump and there will be retaliations, new faces will be seen in Washington and being a Trumpeteer will be a career killer.




THE FAKE PRESIDENT CREATES THE FAKE NEWS OR

HE WOULD NOT GET ANY MEDIA ATTENTION!

So where does Fake News come from.  These articles and excerpts of interest by a variety of great journalists, and much lesser talented ones like myself are about topics we cover and care about with an abundance of occasional personal comment thrown in.  

I am privileged to know some of these great writers, cartoonists and creative commenters, and to bring their world to you.  I try to add some humor, insight, disagreement, predictions to the fray.  The truth is what he calls fake articles whenever he leaks some stupidity and gets called on it, then it becomes fake news.

Hitler did the same thing and the people believed him, if they didn’t believe them he simply shot them. In the end Hitler shot himself and was burned. He didn’t obviously believe in himself.   I wish Donald good luck and a clean shot.



THE SHAME AND STUPIDITY OF GEN. MICHAEL FLYNN

For me this story is bigger than it played as a retired respected Lt. General MICHAEL FLYNN who served his country went rogue, violated  Federal Laws, lied to Congress and Congressional Committees, served in secrecy as a foreign agent never registering as a diplomat representative lobbying for Turkey.  Turkey a NATO country plays both sides of the fence, and helped them buy Russian anti-aircraft rocket systems the SAS400, latest and greatest from Putin.

He accepted funds on behalf of foreign nations.  The other charges were for lying on several occasions to the FBI,  about claims like never claiming his association to Putin.  But he sat at a table with him and accepted a 45,000 dollar check for a speech. He is a convicted criminal awaiting sentence.

This is the man doofus T-RUMP selected as the next Secretary of Defense.   His biggest act of sheer stupidity was to create the slogan to be used against Hillary.  It simply said  “ Lock Her Up”.   The bottom line is:   Hillary was innocent of charges and it is Flynn that will be reading the NY times in Federal Prison.

TRUTH:  Donald T-Rump took the slogan “ Lock Her Up”  by Flynn to embarrass Hillary Clinton during the election.  Donald’s little childish ignorant twitter snips calling people names is immature, stupid, unfit for a President, and frowned upon in most third grade classes, which brings up the poignant question, and I ask, could Donald T-RUMP have failed the third grade?  This one backfired on him, badly...

SIDEBAR: 

SO WE WENT LOOKING FOR HIS HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE RECORDS
Donald T-RUMP can’t spell worth a crap and his speeches are so far from believable, he has to read them like a third grader.  You would think he would read them first.  His High School and college credits and records are under lock and key, well protected by Daddy’s money since Donald was never more than a rich kid who acts like the fat bully not an intellectual thinker and his marks are embarrassing. So we just have to presume he’s a moron.  Money does not make people smart, it makes them greedy, cunning and untrustworthy.  And Daddy bought him out of a lot of things, like school and the draft.

Trump relished, adopted, had the chant Baptized and ran with the chant.  His following, mostly imbeciles drawn to simple stupid things, used it time and time again.  Hundreds of times and at all his rallies he used those chants.  He convinced hundreds more believing she was guilty.  

And now it backfired, again mostly imbeciles like Flynn and T-RUMP relishing in the glory of consummate stupidity, ignorance, incompetence and dirty diapers.   Hillary was never charged with anything other than political rumors and a few lapses of sharpness which the T-RUMP team is mountains ahead and guilty of.  But the scumbag who started it all Flynn, is guilty, took a GUILTY plea and in March we will find out how many years he will spend in Jail... How ironic.  Sort of the Inquisitor being put on the rack during the Inquisition.

We honor the distinguished Judge Emmet Sullivan as a true independent judge, honoring our laws and constitution.  No nonsense, Sullivan ordered Flynn to stay in touch till March before sentencing.   I’m thinking the Judge believes Flynn knows more than he is telling to satisfy his plea bargain. 

He tore into Flynn, President Trump’s adviser, telling him he couldn’t hide his “disgust” or “disdain.”   “Arguably, you sold your country out,” Sullivan told Flynn.  The 71-year-old judge also questioned whether Flynn committed treason before he walked back those comments.   He said he wasn’t suggesting Flynn did, in fact, commit treason but asked prosecutors about the potential crime because he was “just curious.”  

“After looking at the definition of treason, we have no reason to believe he committed treason,” prosecutors said.  One prosecutor whispered “yet”.   Flynn left the courthouse without speaking to reporters.  Security guards ushered him to a waiting car as protesters chanted   “ USA, USA and LOCK HIM UP...the irony of it...




RUDI GIULIANI - SCUMBAG-A-LOON

WE CHALLENGE THE HONESTY OF A ONE TIME GREAT PROSECUTOR

01/22/2019 - TRUMP TOWER MOSCOW PROJECT  - Another day, another explanation, ( since we counted thats 43)  from Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani about the Trump Tower.   

Remember history and heritage.  From France we got the magnificent Statue of liberty, and from Russia we got the CORRUPT TRUMP TOWER.  On Sunday, Giuliani said President Trump’s conversations about a proposed Trump Tower Moscow project went on straight through the 2016 election. This, of course, contradicted the President’s claim during the election that he had no dealings with Russia.  

So, on Monday, after a full-blown firestorm ( we call it a shitstorm) erupted over his comments, Giuliani walked it all back, saying he was only speaking and there was no way of determining exactly when the discussions ended because they had no record of it. 

Spoken like a true frickin idiot.  The project is a key part of the legal saga facing ex-Trump attorney Michael Cohen. It’s also come up in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation.  

In Rudi’s case, using the term HYPOTHETICALLY is easily confused with the term HYDRO-THERAPY. Rudi needs help, what he calls hypothetic is really lies and the solution would be a few treatments of Hydro-therapy or commonly known as water boarding and sent to a retirement Gulag in Russia with T-Rump.

The lawyer for Trump who will ruin him with his mouth, his stupid claims and misrepresented lies, the man who took credit for saving NY, and tried to steal the recognition from those who really did do something, the first responders.  And a new statement 01/16/2019 Rudi made about collusion may hurt Donald Trump who was stupid for keeping Rudi in the same state, country, planet, universe he’s located in.  

When the most mentally dangerous man in the world has a lawyer who is the most mentally dangerous lawyer in the world get together, its time to explore the other means of disposal of this President.  

THE MAFIA MAVEN  -  Rudi made history when he aided in the downfall of the Mafia Commission Trial, which ran from February 25, 1985, through November 19, 1986.  Giuliani indicted 11 organized crime figures, including the heads of New York’s so-called "Five Families" under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) on charges including extortion, labor racketeering, and murder for hire. 

Giuliani’s stated intention: "Our approach is to wipe out the five families." Gambino crime family boss Paul Castellano evaded conviction when he and his underboss, Thomas Bilotti, were murdered on the streets of Midtown Manhattan on December 16, 1985.   However, three heads of the Five Families were sentenced to 100 years in prison on January 13, 1987.  Genovese and Colombo leaders, Tony Salerno and Carmine Persico received additional sentences in separate trials, with 70-year and 39-year sentences to run consecutively.

According to an FBI memo revealed in 2007, leaders of the Five Families voted in late 1986 on whether to issue a contract for Giuliani’s death.  Heads of the Lucchese, Bonanno, and Genovese families rejected the idea, at the time, though Colombo and Gambino leaders, Carmine Persico and John Gotti, encouraged assassination.

As late as in 2014, it was revealed by former Sicilian Mafia member and informant, Rosario Naimo, that Salvatore Riina, a notorious Sicilian Mafia leader, had ordered a murder contract on Giuliani during the mid-1980s.  Hopefully it expired but I have been told no such thing only the contractor can call it of... who knows, does Rudy sleep at night. ...

Riina allegedly was suspicious of Giuliani’s efforts prosecuting the American Mafia and was worried that he might have spoken with Italian anti-mafia prosecutors and politicians, including Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino, who were both murdered in 1992 in separate car bombings.  According to Giuliani, the Sicilian Mafia offered $800,000 for his death during his first year as mayor of New York in 1994.  (Lot of money in 1994, most hits were strictly business and under ten thousand dollars, it theoretically is worth double by now as no official notice of it being withdrawn.)

Surprising as it was known that T-RUMP had contacts within the Mafia and union settlements on his projects in NY.  But thats another story and a lifetime when the Southern District explores Trumps manipulations and crookery, like fake bankruptcies as business tactics.

At that time Jared Kushner’s father was indicted by Chris Cristie another liar on the Trump team who is cautiously staying away from TRUMP at this time.  He has enough of his own bad press. He has a new book out.

Some kind of amazing grace as Rudy is still alive, missing half his marbles and the limelight.  But missed opportunities by the boys, I hope he doesn’t plan any trips to Sicily...  they have long memories, really long memories.

Even today we have great liars like Rush Lindbaugh, Sara Palin, Ann Coulter, whose tongues should have been removed years ago.  They are special advisors to the President.  He relies on them. Thats like Hitler asking Himmler and Goebbels for advice on overpopulation.   

Rudi just can’t resist the lime light.  Even cross-dressing on occasion.  The list of these negative based corrupt fabricators is as endless as the dirt  FOX (FAUX) NEWS puts out, but no one compares to Rudi.  Rudy lies for Trump again... and again... and again... on a daily basis.  And in my accountability, his actions are those of a creep.  A perfect match for TRUMP. 

ERRATA  - Hows this for a segway?  Its what you don’t know... Did you know that some of the Goodfellows of the Mediterranean in are involved in Olive oil.  A large portion of the clan has gone legitimate and doing quite well. They are literally just killing the competition.  Simple gross sales per year of the precious olive oil are a sixteen (16) Billion ( with a B)  dollar a year Business.   The movie, “ The Godfather” emphasized the relationship as Vito Corleone the Godfather in the movie trilogy of the same name, started in the beginning with an Olive Oil business. The cheaper oils some not usually blended for human consumption are not Virgin oil but came from the olive oil brothels.

 SEE  www.aljacobskitchen.com  for the entire story.  Like politics, you have to look for the truth...


VP MICHAEL PENCE - WINKLENUTS


THE VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE -- If T-RUMP is impeached, resigns, quits, or run out of town by vigilantes and hanged, the successor would be VP Mike Pence who couldn’t run a coin laundry with self-service coin changers.

It had occurred to me...Oh my god...what a thought, we’re finished, the greatest atonement excuser, secondary liar,  ass-kisser and backup pure bullshit distributor with a devout Christian Evangelical Nutcase Aura surrounding him stinks like gas passing in a small elevator. 

He says with a straight face his adoration for the lowest scumbag ever elected to a high office by cheating and lieing.  Donald lies and Pence supports it... just as guilty.

Trump called in the heavy gun, the Vice President for the talks on ending with Grace (as he is a super devout born-againer ), the Federal Governments shut down. Unfortunately he forgot the important part, the ammunition, he was as usual shooting blanks...

The part that bothers me, and I work on another project as big as this site on the fake religious people, concerns a problem with those who wear their God on their sleeve.  

They have either something to hide, a past experience so heinous it must be white-washed, or guilt from again some previous action in their past like infidelity which rings my alarms because of his statements about not being alone with another woman, the constant hand-holding with the dowdy wife who has had a makeover but still some have called on the side of frumpishness.

The teleprompter is not needed for any thing Pence says because 80% of it is telling you how inspired and proud he is to be working with the modern day Messiah Donald Trump.  This is Succulation of the highest order and causes severe Gastric Farticulation...        SEE:  THE POLITICAL DICTIONARY


THE PENCES ARE BOTH HEAVY-DUTY EVANGELICALS
CRITICISM - Vice President Pence has responded vehemently to criticism ( the are religious bigoted types ) surrounding his wife’s decision to teach at a private school that seeks to exclude homosexual and transgender students and staff members.   Following news that Karen Pence accepted a part-time job teaching art at Immanuel Christian School in Springfield, Va., the vice president said Thursday that the negative reaction was “deeply offensive.”

“My wife and I have been in the public eye for quite a while. We’re used to the criticism,” Pence said in an interview with Eternal Word Television Network. “ But I have to tell you, to see major news organizations attacking Christian education, is deeply offensive to us.  ( You are deeply offensive to us)

And in most cases your lies are offensive to us... Obviously you have not read the Constitution and you and  your wife are bigoted,  plagiarists  period.

CRITICISM  - On the weekend of Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday, Vice President Mike Pence shockingly invoked a line from the civil rights leader’s famous “  Have a Dream” speech to build support for President Donald Trump’s proposed deal on the border wall.   

The comments made by Pence -- who works at the top of an administration that promotes policies that directly contradict King’s message -- fly directly in the face of Martin Luther King’s legacy.  The shutdown proves he is a fake failure.

THE CHANGELING -   In his early period of  “ who he is”   at a Christian music festival in Kentucky, Mr. Pence took a very different sort of pledge from the one he had taken to join Phi Gamma Delta.(  kinda Phi Sig Blow-Job loyalty)

“I gave my life to Jesus Christ,” he recalled years later, “and that’s changed everything.”  It was a decision that would redefine Mr. Pence, setting him on the path to becoming an evangelical Christian and one of the country’s most outwardly religious and socially conservative legislators and the biggest ass-kisser meritorious in the world.

CRITICISM - NO RESPECT - At the conference on Middle-East security this week, the United States staged a big diplomatic show and tried to rally the world behind the T-RUMP administration’s aggressive stance against Iran.   IT WAS A FRICKIN UNPLANNED DISASTER that  went over like a fart in a space suit. 

Pence blew it, he was not the one to deliver a speech praising T-RUMP much less deliver the mails.  He is a total loss to our country and should resign.  Give him the Presidency of the Southern Baptist Convention or something , a diplomat he’s not.  Stick to Evangelicalism and have a long talk with Jesus, then quit and see if the Bahai’s need someone.

Instead of unifying its allies under a common cause, however, the administration only highlighted the growing rift between the US and its Western European allies, and clumsily overshadowed the points of agreement regarding Iran.

Altogether, more than 60 countries participated in the conference co-hosted by Poland and the US State Department. But numbers alone don’t signify a diplomatic triumph, and it's important to note key NATO allies like France and Germany sent only mid-level officials.  European leaders are fuming at Trump’s sudden decision to pull US troops from Syria, leaving Russia, Iran and Turkey with a much freer hand to shape the country's future.

STUPID MOVE - To make matters worse, Vice President Mike Pence, in a particularly undiplomatic flurry, lambasted European allies who have refused to follow the US lead and pull out of the 2015 nuclear deal with Iran, known as JCPOA. Pence didn’t mince his words when he described Iran as the principal cause of instability in the Middle East, calling it a "murderous revolutionary regime" and accusing it of plotting a "new Holocaust.

" He also had sharp words for Britain, France and Germany for devising a scheme that will allow the European Union to circumvent US sanctions against Iran, which will ease the flow of food and medicine before expanding to other goods. “ t is an ill-advised step that will only strengthen Iran, weaken the EU and create still more distance between Europe and the US," Pence said.

BOTTOM LINE:
On the whole, the T-RUMP administration’s Warsaw extravaganza came across as the product of poor planning. What exactly was its objective? The administration ended up highlighting the growing rifts between the US and its closest allies, and ultimately walked away looking diplomatically inept.

A question now is whether the diplomatic shifts that were on display in Warsaw are here to stay. If Trump is re-elected in 2020, Europe will likely drift further from the US. If he is replaced, the relationship can be painstakingly repaired.  As for the Middle East, there is a good chance the fledgling alliance can survive, regardless of whether Netanyahu wins the upcoming election.


SARA NOT- A - WARA SANDERS
  SPECIAL RECOGNITION FOR THE WORST PRESS
SECRETARY  DEAD OR ALIVE THAT EVER EXISTED

For the worthless Press Meetings held by Sara “ Notawara”  Sanders who holds the world record for knowing nothing, only surpassed by a CORPSE IN THE DC MORGUE known as Jane Doe.  Sara’s abusive and dismissive tone  combined with attitude and failure to show any kind of relationship killed the real Press Corps meetings to cut off negative questions by the reporters.  Hopefully when Trump gets the Dump she should be asked to leave, and if it was asked of the Press Corps they would simply throw her off the roof.

IF IGNORANCE WAS BLISS SHE HAS A VERY BLISS FULL LIFE

“ BRUNO SANHILDA”,  PRINCESS NOTA -WARE-A.  She is acknowledged as the senior liar to the Press Corpse  because the meetings she held, are deader than Kelsey’s Balls. The rising star of bullshit and mistruths in the Trump camp now precedes to tell us about divine guidance.  Daddy was a preacher and another TV celebrity bull shitter.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said she believes God wanted President Donald Trump to win the 2016 election, the Christian Broadcasting Network  reported on Wednesday. 

If he were to drop dead tomorrow, then I would believe god got it right and cleaned up the mess he made.  “I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president so he could be assassinated.

Sanders said: “I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.  Yes, except we must correct her faith which consists of lies and falsehoods.

Sanders also reassured CBN that Trump’s announcement that he would withdraw the US military from Syria would not endanger Christians in the area.  “Look, the President’s made clear that we support Christians, that we support the Kurds," Sanders said, adding the President has "made that clear to Turkey."   No one believes him.

We all know Trump can lie to “ Some of the people all of the time, (his GOP Base in particular) all of the people some of the time “ but TRUMP is different he just lies to everybody and anybody all the time.  A typical scumbag politician technique, he learned fast how gullible the GOP base is.

In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s failed presidential campaign, which was his third attempt in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of Evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  Citing False Prophets, he wasn’t that good a bassist either.

APPOINTED TO COALITIONS 
She signed on as a senior advisor for Donald Trump’s 2016 No-Truth Presidential Campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s fake news communications for coalitions.  Trump has NO COALITIONS, she added none. a waste.  She is doing a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones so they forget his. 

Her other tactic is playing dodge ball with answers stressing she hadn’t asked the President about it, so according to simple Journalistic questioning, the real question is, “What the F*ck does she do all day and why do we have these useless press meetings.   In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ we have no record of that “, “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times, with only 38 questions.  

She is as useless as  “boobs on a boar hog”.  About the size of one, she comes across as arrogant and is not enamored by the White House Press Corp who waste all day getting no answers.  She also has a non-cooperative demeanor, is rude and cuts people off,  and a sense of looking down at the reporters.   What a friggen waste of energy!

UPDATE 2019:  On Tuesday, Trump took the blame, or credit, depending on how you look at it.  “I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway!”  The White House has more leaks than the DEPENDS Board of Directors.   Besides, he said, reporters “cover her so rudely & inaccurately.”  That got a great laugh...


 WILBUR ROSS - BILLIONAIRE - SCHMUCK

OUT OF TOUCH AND OFF THE WALL - BILLIONAIRE THINKING IN COMMERCE
HAS NO FRICKIN IDEA HOW LOW AND MIDDLE INCOME PEOPLE LIVE

There’s nothing shameful about attaining wealth, but Ross' comments that he does not understand why someone who is about to miss their second paycheck may feel food insecure are, to put it lightly, out of touch.  As a Cabinet secretary who oversees the Census Bureau, which accumulates the best data in the world on Americans' living standards, here is a primer for Secretary Ross. The lives and expenses of 800,000 federal employees do not stop because they are not getting a paycheck.

If you are an essential employee, like a Transportation Security Administration agent, you’re still going to work, which means you're still buying gas to fill up your car, you're still buying groceries to pack a lunch, you're still dropping your child off at day care, and your rent or mortgage payment is still due on the first of the month. 

You may still have medical bills to pay. Expenses do not stop even when the paycheck does.

The fact that the president, his advisers and Republican members of Congress have chosen to hold regular working people hostage for an unnecessary and unpopular wall shows just how out of touch they really are.  Real people are suffering every day the shutdown continues.

Sure, some workers will get their back pay when the shutdown ends, but who knows how many bills they might have missed in the meantime, and how much in interest and late fees they will owe.   We cannot forget the thousands more contractors, many of whom work as janitors or in food service, who are out of luck for federal back pay and might have lost a whole months pay already.

But the lowest form of appreciation for those who are challenged by this fake crisis came from the Cabinet member Wilbur Ross, he’s the old guy who looks like death warmed over running the Commerce department, what a f•cking cold blooded pr*ck he is..  He told the workers to go to a bank and get a loan.  

"Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross and President Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump each spoke to the situation of furloughed federal workers this week.  Each managed to stick their billionaire comments in the face of those going through a turmoil that was not needed.   Each had no idea what it means to a family to go without several paychecks. ... Is it possible to be more aloof, more casually and carelessly presumptuous? 

Time for impeachment grows closer and closer, if not then, the guillotine... I believe it was in France where someone said there was not bread,  and the reply from the rich was “ Let them eat cake”.  He lost his head over that statement.  Anyway the French said they would ship a new guillotine to us ( oversized for Donald’s fat head and glued hair)  the same day as ordered and overnight it air express.

ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND DENIAL BY TRUMP

Climate change is hitting Greenland hard -- and it may be too late to do anything about it. The sobering assessment comes from a new study that says a warming Earth is melting Greenland's massive ice sheets much faster than previously thought. The study’s lead author says we may have reached the point of no return when it comes to fighting climate change and the “  Only thing we can do is adapt our thinking, processes and mitigate further global warming.” Melting ice sheets mean rising sea levels, which is especially bad news, since almost half the world’s population lives in areas vulnerable to rising sea

And some really stupid ridiculous statements by our pretend fake supreme being, Donald J. Trump.
Trump states global Warming is not real and promoted by scientists with an agenda.  Donald Trump is one of the two or three people in the world left who don’t believe global warming is real and is a danger to the US as announced today by the Environmental Agency.  He is in the minority and when it comes to intelligence he scores much lower, somewhere between Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon.

Global Warming is and probably the most dangerous thing we face other than a direct hit by an asteroid, a fact that has happened when a large one hit the Gulf of Mexico about 500 miles west of Tampa, Florida ( 263 degrees W)  and is considered one of two possible reasons for the extinction of 95% of the animals on earth.  Possibly part of a larger asteroid or meteorite force thats occurred.

The common ground against Evangelicalism and the Big Bang theory is truth... that scientifically man and Dinosaurs never met.  Dinosaurs and people coexist only in books, movies and cartoons. The last dinosaurs – other than birds – died out dramatically about 65 million years ago, while the fossils of our earliest human ancestors are only about 6 million years old.

Dear FRED FLINTSTONE LOVERS:
So much for big bang theories which are more “ pass the grass”  big dino-crap.  The cave men never killed the dinosaurs.  If so they would have had to be twenty millions years old.  Just more Evangelical horse-shit to justify Biblical Bable, with no scientific merit or believe-ability and fake research by even bigger liars and religious nuts than T-RUMPUS McFARCE who failed Genesis, his close associate SECOND PENCE who fails at anything and everything except being a bigot to the LGBT.

T-RUMP IS ANTI-SCIENCE DUE TO BEING STUPID:
There is an agency that tracks asteroids and meteors for this purpose.  Occasionally, we have been able to reach some of these terrestrial objects and gain information about the creation of the earth.  But, Donald TRUMP is cutting their budget and may do away with it.   If one day a ten thousand ton rock lands in your garden and kills you. You have been warned as thats what killed off everything on earth million of years ago.

In fact a giant asteroid which might of crippled earth just passed through our solar system. “It has already been shown that its observed characteristics are consistent with a comet-like body ejected from another star system.  “And some of the arguments in this study are based on numbers with large uncertainties.”  This thing was huge and a hit would have devastated us.  Yes,  movies have been made about nuking errant asteroids and sometimes the future does catch up with us and its real.

Astronomers from Harvard’s Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics detected an unexpected boost in speed and shift in trajectory in Oumuamua as it passed through the inner solar system.  The change in course and speed was so pronounced, they concluded the object “might be a light-sail of artificial origin.”  Constantly streaming solar particles, called photons, could be harnessed in huge sails in the same way wind is on Earth.

Trumps budget calls for the elimination of this agency.  Dinosaurs diverged from their archosaur ancestors during the middle to late Triassic period, roughly 20 million years after the Permian–Triassic extinction event wiped out an estimated 95% of all life on Earth... and he’s too stupid and stubborn to admit he’s that stupid.  But we know his secret.  He hides it under his hair.

There was global climatic change; the environment changed from a warm, mild one in the Mesozoic to a cooler, more varied one in the Cenozoic. The cause of this climate change, and the speed at which it proceeded, are the major concerns of both schools of thought for the short lived dinosaurs.

As well as a permanent global climatic change, there is evidence that there were less lasting changes at the end of the Cretaceous period. These changes may have been the result of a massive terrestrial disturbance, the Gulf of Mexico Asteroid which threw up soot into the air, causing short term acid rain, emission of poisonous gases, and cooling (similar to a nuclear winter). Long term consequences would have been a global greenhouse effect (warming and reduced sunlight).

SCIENTISTS AGREE:  Many organisms; both marine and terrestrial, vertebrate and invertebrate; went extinct. The reason for this extinction was probably this climate change.

BOTTOM LINE:  Our President is both ignorant and stupid.  IGNORANT stems from  “ to ignore the scientists”, and stupid in his argument which come naturally in his arguments.  Plus willing to take deadly chances we can’t afford to take.

HOPEFULLY:  A small meteorite about the size of a Hyundai Sonata to a FORD Excursion reaches the earth at the following coordinates 26.6771° N, 80.0370° W  at 8,000 MPH ( the 27 Hole Trump Golf Course at Mar-a-lago) while Trump is on the 16th hole telling lies again, popping his 10th mulligan of the day.  
Yes,  there will be collateral damage, but they will be TRUMP ass kissers so they don’t count,  and Washington DC will be safe once again till Mike Pence destroys whats left of the country.


MS. BETSY DEVOS SECRETARY of EDUCATION

ANOTHER TRUMP EVANGELICAL APPOINTEE TOTALLY INEPT AND UNFIT FOR THE JOB
HASN
’T GOT A CLUE ABOUT IMPROVING EDUCATION - JUST WINDOW DRESSING

Our future is doomed with this reject in the Cabinet  as the leadership pf the future for education.  Education, the US dropped from first in the world to 25-30 and now more lies - now hosted by a real nutcase typical T-RUMP appointee as she paid Trumps campaign a couple million dollars for the job.  The next generation is in jeopardy.

So Trump cut the budget knowing that she would not go against him.  She wants vouchers for private schools, more for the rich and nothing for the poor that would help.

No money for schools, teachers, and eliminate the department of education, he slashed the education budget by billions... Just another place Donald don’t think money is needed. 

Our education standards are slipping badly and getting serious nationally.  So he puts an Evangelically declined Jesus juicer born-again fruit-keg in the Cabinet position not fit to run a lemonade stand in the desert in a third world country.

Legislation to foster school choice has not passed in Congress, although the new tax bill does allow families to use tax-free college savings accounts to pay for private, K-12 education. 

Basically, the nutcase Trump hired to do the job, Betsy DeVos has more to worry about like being kidnapped and hanged, she is incompetent, arrogant, an Evangelical nutcase, a rich bitch who bought her job, many people feel, and not well liked. 

Thats means she fits right in the cabinet.  Right now the status to better education, is do nothing, doing nothing, done nothing.  Our kids on the world scene are failing horribly...  Our kids and yours will suffer at her hands...

Slogans and chants, TRUMPS most dangerous device have meaning and are effective:  So I will in the best of Washington tactics offer a chant I heard when she went to a school in NY,  for Betsy Devos...”   Throw The Fake Trump Bitch Out”  I liked it...

Today, President Donald Trump and Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos released their proposed budget for the 2019 fiscal year. The Trump administration’s budget proposal for this year makes strikingly similar drastic cuts to the administration’s fiscal year 2018 proposal, which represented the most devastating funding cuts to the US Department of Education since Ronald Reagan’s presidency.  Money for the rich, none for the poor or their education.

She with T-Rump will pass the good life of the rich to the burden of the future middle class if there is one.  She needs to be replaced, gone, forgotten about, removed, exterminated before any kid in this country loses out because of her.



 ELAINE CHAO - MILLIONAIRE

SECRETARY FOR TRANSPORTATION

TRANSPORTATION AND INFRASTRUCTURE - WORSE UNDER TRUMP - PROMISE BROKEN! 

The country’s infrastructure "will become, by the way, second to none, and we will put millions of our people back to work as we rebuild it", he said in his victory speech in November.  Has repeated his vow to spend big on the country’s roads, rail and airports, but as yet, there is no sign of action.

Donald Trump ran for president as an economic populist. This fact has been largely forgotten, buried by the flurry of bizarre and outrageous actions, and activists on both sides have had little reason to bring it up. 

IT WAS ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, AND ANOTHER SERIES OF TRUMP LIES AND NOT MUCH CABINET SECRETARY ELAINE CHAO CAN DO ABOUT IT...  EVEN THOUGH SHE IS MARRIED TO SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH “ THE ITCH” McCONNELL...

McConnell is the leader of the Senate which used to be a political party and recently has become a three stooges road event.  The party calling the shots is Donald Trump.  Mitch who became a eunuch when Trump took office does what the boss tells him and Elaine Chao can’t do anything about it, so just write off infrastructure as something Republican-nots talk about but wouldn’t walk on any of the current bridges, even those under construction collapsing.  SEE PHOTO.

One outcome that seemed foreseeable was the passage of a major infrastructure law.  Democrats had long favored such a measure, and Republicans, who had blocked it largely to deny a victory to President Obama, no longer had any such incentive to deny it

The opposition was eager, or perhaps simply obligated by the pretense of bipartisanship, to cooperate. “As President-elect Trump indicated last night, investing in infrastructure is an important priority of his.

Trump promised during the campaign that he would not only work with Democrats but that he would outdo Hillary Clinton’s infrastructure proposals. “Her number is a fraction of what we’re talking about. We need much more money to rebuild our infrastructure,” he announced on the Fox Business Network in 2016. “I would say at least double her numbers, and you’re going to really need a lot more than that.” 

After the election, Steve Bannon told Michael Wolff — who, at the time, appeared to be jostling for a role as court stenographer — that Trump’s infrastructure initiative would leave a massive imprint upon the physical and political landscape:

I’m the guy pushing a trillion-dollar infrastructure plan. With negative interest rates throughout the world, it’s the greatest opportunity to rebuild everything. Shipyards, ironworks, get them all jacked up. We’re just going to throw it up against the wall and see if it sticks. It will be as exciting as the 1930s, greater than the Reagan revolution — conservatives, plus populists, in an economic nationalist movement.

As it turned out, we have reprised much of the excitement of the 1930s — presidents demanding the imprisonment of journalists and members of the opposing party, Nazis holding torchlight parades — but no infrastructure bill has materialized. After months of inaction, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced today, “I don’t know that there will be one by the end of the year.” And so the once-fabled infrastructure bill has died a quiet death. Just like the minds of the TRUMP supporters, a slow death by a thousand cuts in promises...


STEVE “ McDOUCHBAG” MNUCHIN 

HE IS KILLING THE DEFICIT, NOT IN A GOOD WAY AND HIS DEALS ARE FAKE TOO
OUR TRADE DEFICIT UNDER HIS SHORT REIGHN IS CLOSE TO 300 BILLION

Hailed as a Movie Media genius, he was great in his former job in movie production with the hit “ American Sniper’  mainly because it was from a book about Chris Kyle, a true hero and Clint Eastwood, a great actor but a lousy judge of character, directed it.  

He is a part time WhiteHouse Financial Guru AKA “ Steve McDouchbag.   He called six of the nations bank chairmen to calm them down citing the 2600 point drop in the new “ Bear” market was nothing to worry about, which made things worse as the bankers know anything said by Trump or his stooges is a lie and the opposite is usually the truth.  Get out while you are still breathing and get a real job.  Before some other American Sniper practices on you.

Steven T. Mnuchin is a former investment banker who is serving as the 77th and current United States Secretary of the Treasury as part of the Cabinet of Donald Trump.  Previously, Mnuchin had been a film producer and hedge-fund manager.

Trumps unofficial budget which crashed the government is about 60% more than Obama spent in money being wasted on a 21 Trillion dollar debt.  It extrapolates and expected if he lasts two more years to go to 24 million.  And thats if we do not get into a nuclear war with someone, anyone like North Korea who is lieing thru KJU’s teeth. it will get a whole lot bigger.  On that subject... what was also apparent was the fact that T-RUMP now holds the record for more shutdowns than any other President. The latest is the biggest into the new year.

Where are all those Republican-nots who were protecting our money, making speeches and lies about the opposition and crazy spending like walls, parades, golf trips, secret service family needs and the list is endless in wasteful spending.  They are making a killing with TRUMPS trumped up Tax Bill and many will retire richer than ever before.   

And you can make America Great... Simple,  one good vigilante committee like they did in the old west.  Hang him, then we’ll have a proper trial after,  get the peoples business done first and then our politicians can make all the fake speeches at the funeral.  

Great time to grab some of them and we’ll have a Bonanza... ( clue the music theme)  Maybe... the importance is the more he is in office, the more damage he does. The vigilante concept makes sense and rope is sustainable and reusable.


GERMANY QUITS  COAL, COAL, COAL

COAL IS DEAD AND SO IS THE PROMISE BY TRUMP TO BRING IT BACK

😰 A government commission in Germany has recommended phasing out coal by 2038—an ambitious plan for Europe’s top coal consumer—that follows plans to phase out coal by 2030, from a group of nations led by Canada and the UK, E&E News reports.  BUT it might be sooner as heavy pressure is mounting.   

😰 The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board, no fan of German spending on renewables, calls it the “world’s dumbest energy policy”even as environmentalists say the deadline is too far off.  Guess who supports it...TRUMP since dumb fits his thinking and his promises to the coal miners were all lies to get votes.  Poor bastards they believed him...

😰 Don’t  blame the government because the shovel used to move earth, or coal became mechanized and was replaced by the bulldozer,  repetitive boring jobs were replaced by robots who don’t take vacations.  Robots work on Holidays, don’t get maternity leave or get pregnant, nor sick days, and rarely take time off, and some even have Robot Doctors who go along treating the other robots with new drill bits, an oil change, lubrication and alignment of the jigs and supports.

😰 Don’t blame the government when natural gas replaced dirty coal, a pollutant and cancer causer.  We learned how to frack and the coal mines went obsolete. They only coal we have, we export, we ship it to foreign countries and that has been dropping at about 15% per annum. 

😰 The coal tailings, basically the residual dirt and bad coal left with is now a critical mass after the safety net was removed.  The hurricanes leached into our streams and ponds.  TRUMP rescinded that regulations and those dirt piles of carcinogens leaked, flooded out and spread into our ecological system.  Thanks Donald for another F*CKED UP P-Bomb 

😰 The unqualified became their own worst enemy with educational shortcomings, lack of job skills, education, union failings, competition, and along came SNAKE MOUTH TRUMP with lies and they were  just looking for some excuses for their misfortune.  And TRUMP threw a bunch of raw meat to them WITH TALK OF SWAMPS AND HATE and they ate the botulism it was infected with. 

😰 Bottom Line... Miners lose.

SWAMPS REPLACED BY A CESSPOOL OF LOSERS

He would drain the swamps, open the mines, he would put a Buick and/or Caddilac in every pot, ( or a wok since some models are now made in China) they rallied, shouted, called people names, make fake accusations, got lazy, and with Trumps lies and false promises continually feeding the frenzy, they went nowhere.  We lost a lot of good people and gained a slew of what you do find in a cesspool.

The naive and hopefuls fell for the whole bullshit and now he cannot deliver.  Now GM has closed five plants.  They beat reporters, following his comments, called them disgusting names, all in the name of freedom.  They believed the false prophet.  And it was all lies.  Now they will suffer more, I have no sympathy for stupidity, I do care that they are hurting and the answer is rethink, plan, move on, dump the T-RUMP and look for good people to lead them and that will not be easy. 

But there is another chapter we have to be concerned about. These promises and false statements get blamed on someone.  It’s radicalized individuals we as Americans should be most worried about.  The power of online communications, those lies and the effect they have to drive up violence across the political spectrum,” they write.  

“ Whether expressed in right-wing, left-wing, jihadist, or black nationalist ideological terms, today’s acts of political violence share a common lineage in the above mixture and together have resulted in almost 200 deaths since the 9/11 attacks”

For T-Rump Yes, results do count, and yes the stock market has grown, thanks to being pulled out of a recession by Barack Obama.  Yes, the rich got richer, by virtue of fake tax breaks set up to look good for the middle class and benefitted nothing for them by Ryan, the do nothing speaker of the house who left with the worst clusterf*ck the house has ever been in.   

So far the only consequence will be a recession when the three trillion dollar debt which is on the horizon comes to bear at the end of the year and a possible duplication from the unrestricted president   

No problem with Kevin McCarthy running the whip side of the house, he’ll make it worse which is to be expected, another mouth with no teeth.  Anti-semite and bigot, he fits in with T-RUMP perfectly.   Leave T-RUMP in office for a second term and we might be looking at six trillion dollars in debt and the possibility of the US going virtually bankrupt.  The reason is simple even for a moron to understand, you can’t tax the poor, if they are broke for the benefit of the rich, that unbalance will destroy our economy and our people.

At the same time billions have been removed from education, infrastructure, and hundreds of programs that thwart illiteracy,  health and good for the common man,  and the rich got richer. And that schmuck wanted parades, 21 million dollars estimated cost,  sent troops to the border, 21 million dollars estimated cost and build a wall 24-34 billion dollars.  The man is sick and no one has the balls to go against him.   I believe France said they would ship one heavy duty Guillotine on the next plane out... and 37,000 volunteers from both sides of the Atlantic offered to set it up and hold a lottery to see who pulls the lever.  I collect, restore and sharpen knives,  and volunteered to professionally sharpen the blade.

Thank You France, we saved you, now we need you to save us...  Oh, what do you do with the head?

--------*02-18-2019 aljacobsladder.com